*nerdy character talks about scientific stuff*

>the pencil through the folded paper wormhole explanation

>"how long will it take?"
>"four days"
>"you have FOUR HOURS"

...

>we cant
>we have to

>it's a "dude explains quantum mechanics by pushing a pencil through a piece of paper" episode

What's wrong with that?

>answer phone
>"its done"

>It's a character in a comedy movie uses some Urban Dictionary term for a sex position and has to explain it to another character/the audience

because it's common knowledge, treating your audience like 10 year olds is never a good idea.

Any sex scenes?

>it's a porn crop post

I think a much bigger problem was when he asked what the quickest way to reach a destination was, and the nooby says "in a straight line" and then everyone laughs, but as soon as Doc explains the wormhole functionality, everyone's like "BULLSHIT!"

>because it's common knowledge
Only to sci-fi nerds

>it's never a real one
or even worse
>it is a real one, but it's wrong

I fell for this meme too many times.

It's also far from being redundant, since there's multiple ways of explaining wormholes, since no one actually knows how they function.

>I expected more from you, Mr.Scientist

Christ, why is she doing porn? She's from Silicon Valley, why not just find some billionaire who never got laid in high school and gold dig the hell out of him?

I laughed at that part. I guess lots of people didn't understand and needed the explanation, but watching it explained to Cooper, a pretty intelligent guy who pretends to be a dumbass for the audience, was funny.

>it's literally this easy

*deep sigh*

Who dis

>Texas A&M

WHOOOOOOOOP

she's sucking a cock right?

Then do you think a pencil through a folded piece of paper will do anything to an ignorant audience other than leaving them even more confused about the matter?

Well, I've seen several movies and shows that have used the analogy, foremost Event Horizon and Interstellar. Event Horizon I can forgive, it's a result of the 90's.
Interstellar pride itself on being full of scientific research but manages to drop a brick like the "pencil through paper" analogy on its audience head. It's just really inconsistent.

she enjoyed it

now shes an EMT

Well that was a huge fucking waste of my time.

are there any more that i'm missing?

>protagonist gets frustrated with supporting hero and leaves him
>said hero saves his life at the end
>"Nothin' personel kid."

It's visually appealing and triggers ASMR.

looks like my ex

I've yet to see anyone try to explain the 4th dimension in a movie though.

youtube.com/watch?v=UnURElCzGc0

I can't remember but since Farscape dealt with wormholes a lot I can guarantee someone used the paper analogy at some point.

I recall a 4th dimension explanation in a movie, but can't exactly recall it.

>greentext accompanied by a reaction image

>triggers ASMR.
just how would that trigger ASMR?

>cuts blue wire
>clock speeds up

Didn't a fucking astronaut do this on a spaceship in The Martian?

>enhance it

>let me just do some hacking
>typing intensifies

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I don't know, google ASMR and read up on it.

How does pouring water slowly into a glass full of ice trigger ASMR?

muh

>cuts red wire at 0.01
>clock stops

veruca james?

shes an emt now?

...

yep

>tfw you'll never get in an accident and have remy treat you

Robots are people too, General

Cali right?

Time to call 911 everyday

I can't stop laughing at this gif

Me too user, me too

what if i get a super cool motorcycle?

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't

>foureyes

>character gets asked tough question / shit tested
>phone rings and saves him

they did this more than 10 times in dexter

Did any of the Time Machine movie versions have that monologue in the book about how every object has "Length, Width, Depth--and Duration"?

>character is about to get killed
>deus ex machina event saves his/her life

>I didnt do anything!
>thats the problem

>I never asked for this.

What? Don't you mean
>I didn't think ....
>That's the problem, you didn't think!

>I'm the only chance you've got!

>Family had pizza for dinner

>male character is a complete fucking loser
>still has a gf

>Black character is a family man

>alright empty your weapons
>character proceeds to take out a bunch of guns an place them down
>.....all of your weapons
>character sighs and takes out the last remaining weapons

>character is a single white male
>empty chinese food cartons and pizza boxes all over his apartment

>*record scratch*
>and that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here?

>shoot out in restaurant
>last bullet casing hits the floor
>"Cheque please"

>can't find the video from the OP

>.....all of your weapons
>camera remains above waist line
>female character winces a little bit
>puts rather large pistol on the table
>zoom in on other character's face who gives a wacky look
>female character gives this look

I have never, ever seen that happen, in real life or the movies.

I've seen it a few times irl, but never on the big screen

>"How do you know so much about it?"
>"I built it"

Who is this

jesus fucking christ

Remi Lacroix

ty based user

WHAT?

i'd rather just die than have her do mouth to mouth on me
think of all the guys

>"Observe"

>a robbery is being committed
>Robber: I'd like to make a withdrawal.

What the fuck did I just watch?

>its a tripfag on Cred Forums getting spoonfed attention episode

eh, I didn't mind this in Better Call Saul

I've only got one left dude.

>Don't be silly, that stuff only happens in movies!

>THIS ISN'T A MOVIE!

That's what Trust is

What movie and why was Ironside okay with this?

It'd be an interesting encounter.

The Flash tv show and he needs to pay the rent

fuck, i love when she doesn't wear make-up. idk why but i find the brown bags under her eyes so sexy

kind of like your mom

>you got 30 minutes
>see you in 29

why was this even made

youtu.be/Y-VRxbRuBjA

It was the black dude in the head of nasa's office explaining to the head of nasa

Interstellar is garbage.

you'd think computers becoming as common as tvs would've rendered the superhacker that can do anything by typing for a few seconds meme obsolete, but nope

ruined skyfall for me

>University lecture scene
>Professor spends 2 minutes giving the most basic talk on the subject
>"Alright, let's end it there. I'll see you all on Thursday"

>Left!
>No!I mean my left!

>*dramatic pause*
>*character walks on screen*
>"You've got to take a look at this!"
>*scene cuts before we can see the reaction from other characters*

>character brushes teeth
>keeps mouth almost closed
>doesn't look at teeth
>doesn't get blood and toothpaste all over his face

>"...because you and I are the exact same person"

>can turn light into solid matter
>uses his invention to rob banks instead of becoming a rich scientist

What's the point in explaining time?

Truly makes you ponder.

Name 4 films, 2 flicks and at least 3 kinos that do this

Martinez was asking Kate Mara to explain in English how she was gonna go in and manually rewrite code in like 8 different back up systems.

It's a good movie, guys.

FUCK. That infuriates me every time.

>I've got the DA breathing down my neck!

The most annoying thing is that the nerdy character already explains it in a simple manner that the audience gets.
But seriously, which movie did this first?

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>I need 6 years
>you have 0.1 picoseconds

>father of the family throws the pizza on the roof
>his son is crippled and can't climb up there to get it

>Character A explains something
>Character B asks what about X
>Scene cuts to a different setting
>Character A is like look, here's how we deal with X

kek

The martian

>"There is NO WAY I'm doing that"
>Cut to them doing that

>why does she have a job? Why doesn't she just DO NOTHING?

NEETs everyone

Nothing wrong with working in porn btw

>autonomous character who's own motivation is to kill a specific person because they did something to him
>"nothing personal"

>"nothing personal"
>"it kind of feels personal"

...

Teacher talks about something from literature or folklore, just happens to mirror what protagonist is going through

>pshh...nothin personnel...kid

came in to post this

The one where she calls herself a PAWG and the dude blasts her ass from behind most of the time. Keeps her ball cap and shoes on too, which is extra hot imo. It's called Remy Does/Goes Anal or something.

be bon bhe beft

>visiting SF
>wicked car accident
>all sorts of fucked up
>in and out in the ambulance
>only thing you can see is that qt face hovering over you, working feverishly to save your life
>once you get out of surgery and into a room she visits every day she can
>tfw you'll never fall for each other based on the premise that you were the first life she actually saved on the job

HIRO

>he shoots the guy before throwing him out of the plane

>This show
>This thread
I can't tell the difference..

>"Fuck layman's terms, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?"

Just imagine him fallen, on the ground, starving, trying to reach it and is like
>"feed me father"
>"I require sustenance".

He had two phones and would ring himself to get out of a situation

Looks amazing, not joking.
>"My man never jokes about tinfoil"
Ha, classic

>nonpornographic picture of an ex pornstar

what did he mean by this

STOP

That was Ironside's real face as he was reacting to his current predicament
>What have I done

fucking event horizon

>picks up gun and points it at something
>metallic clicking intensfies.

humans are quite funny :')

OK I JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST THING EVER, LUCAS TILL LOOKS LIKE SMILING PEPE. SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP IT

>It's been staring at our face the whole time!
youtu.be/mLl_w9qEDfo?t=673

youtube.com/watch?v=v2Sc2DE1wew

Enter Cube 2: Hypercube.
Explaining the 4th dimension

>Time for Plan B!
>What IS Plan B?
>RUN!

That scene in Stranger Things was so weak. That show really just crammed as much stuff from other sources as it could in and called it a day. It's like the writers browse these threads.

>Movie includes foreign character
>Foreiner mixes some words from his native langue with English.

Example
Evil German Scientist: Ja, this is where we hide the bodies, right, Herr commander, ja?

Fuck that, nobody talks like that.

The rules of men don't apply to women.

I can always tell by those sunken in "I get high before a shoot to mask the pain but it never works" eyes that this is Remy Lacroix

>Character: I saw an error in your machine.
>Scientist: lol, that's not possible, I won't even look at the alleged error.
>Some time later, machine is trying to kill scientist
>Oh my god, you were right!

>character is considered to be extremely intelligent
>talks like a robot

>that post
>that picture
>that filename
>that post number
you are a treasure.

Hello Satan thanks for dropping in

>has been established that character A is unhinged and capable of murder
>character B goes to confront them with no weapon whatsoever and ends up getting killed
Happened like 5 times in Crimson Peak. Bonus points if they turn their back to the character, go to walk away slowly, then get stabbed.

ily satan :3

that's literally where I know it from. IDK if it's a made of tv movie, or what. That, and the "which 4 books would you take to restart civilization"?

>Tom H.H. Mot

Lol I love alarmist pro-life propaganda that is actually a Satan trips post. It's like poetry.

Can I get the specific scene for the OP? I know its Remy, but I need to crank a nut out right now!

>character knocks on door
>waits 2 seconds
>knocks on door again

>Murdering a baby
>100% of abortions
>B-but what if she was raped
>0% of abortions

Still support abortions to kill more niggers desu

>EMTs giving a shit about people after they pass them off

>lets themselves in after only knocking twice
>has to hide when the owner comes home loudly
>picks a shitty hiding spot

Why is no one doing this he looks exactly like pepe

What is alarmist about that? If you can look at that, and still say "it's not a baby, it's a clump of that woman's cells" then you just lost your trip to the wizard, tinman.

>character gets shot
>someone starts pushing his chest and giving him mouth to mouth

Hypercube is certainly the weakest of those movies but I still like it

Cube>CubeZero>Cube 2

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source of the pic?

is this the new prison break season ?

>"I'm not gonna apologize for DOING MY JOB!"

...

I recognize those freckles

>capeshit

Why am I not fucking surprised about this?

Wait is she legit aiming to be a nurse or is this some naughty nurse porn set?

Name?

She's got a nice cuckold SJW boyfriend just like Riley Reid and she's trying out for medical school

Alot of pornstars put themselves through college via Porn

She thinks becoming a nurse can undo the years of being a whore.

More like
>Where am I
>Do I say something?
>Aaaaaaah the french... champagne...

AJ Applegate

>Check out her Instagram
>Turns out AJ is actually really fucking boring

Nane?

Because human perception of "time" has little in common with what it actually is or how it behaves. It's another dimension that is perpendicular to the 3rd dimension, It's not "linear" either. Our brains are basically incapable of actually perceiving it, and the best you can hope for is to vaguely understand it through a series of abstractions.

I heard they made a movie of Flatland. I haven't seen it, but if anything could break it down for a general audience, it's that based story.

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It's Legends of Tomorrow. That scene was dumb but Captain Cold is the best character in DCtv.

she said in one video she's boring, most of her free time spends with her family and from time to time fucks a fan.

>it's a whore thinks people care about her or her daily life including restaurants and people she's thankful to twitter post

Why do they do this?

I...

I love everything about this post.

Memes aside, isn't she supposed to be legitimately smart? Or am I just inventing things in my head and pretending they're true because whatever.

>I don't know what you are talking about
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

You're thinking of Sasha Grey, greatest philosopher of our time.

>you just don't get it, do you?

That better be BBC user

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS POST

I hate this line

How could ANYONE involved in shooting this scene think this was ok?

i died

It looks cool, which is enough of a reason for any scene.

What does that mean?

No it doesn't. Not at all. Not even close. No sane thinking person could think that looks cool.

You just don't get it, do you?

STOP IT

You're blue now!
That's my attack!

Show her dick

Seconded

But user, most people don't know how lasers actually work.

>her

Not everyone is as dumb as you. In fact, the majority aren't.

More like Veruca Lames

>nerdy character talks about scientific stuff
>"In English, doc!"
>he says the same thing but with an English accent

Name?

Name 45 movies where this happens

But majority loves capeshit.

That sounds great, has it ever happened?

He stole it, he didn't invented it

Why don't you do it yourself, fuckface?

The hacker looks hot as fuck, might watch it

its stupid goofy shit like this that kept me watching The Flash

>scene in an office builing
>phones constantly ringing in the background

>Mr...?
>Doctor
>Mr. Doctor
>It's Strange
>Yes, but who am I to judge?

>FOUR HOURS later
>is it ready?
>no

>yes
*maybe
If gonna shill atleast do it correctly DCuck

>Sasha Grey
I would give anything to be her sad pathetic beta orbiter cuck boyfriend.

The fact that you said "quantum mechanics" shows that you're the only retard here mate

>He doesn't know about Sasha Grey's Secret Agent boyfriend

The dude's basically James Bond

FUck I thought this was from the PrisonBreak reboot and almost got mad.

>tfw even your fantasies betray you

french does

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>medical school

In the Caribbean maybe

The Flash is so stupid-good that I keep watching.
Barry resetting the timeline so that everything that happened over the past two season is completely irrelevant is so dumb that I love it.
Shame Legends wasn't very good, but S2 might turn it around and bring Snart back from the dead

For posterity.

I saw this movie yesterday. Is it wrong that I wanna fuck the rabbit?

>totally spies.webm

JUST POST THE SOURCE ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEE

op pls

>that double anal gangbang bukkake scene
hnng

>YOU AND I ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT

>YOU AND I ARE THE SAME

The only good tweest that was done with the you and I same theme was with Infamous

WAIT WTF IS THIS REAL?

The fucking line laser isn't permanently attached to the damn walls. It's fucking electricity being converted into light it's not there like a damn door or tree.

Fuck I'm pissed.

Why they didnt just crawl, looks they have alot of space

Clucking perfect post.

No they don't. Literally one girl from duke went to college and do porn. Name one pornstar that put themselves through college from porn. As the great Chris Rock once said "no stripper is stripping to put themselves through college, I never once got a "smart" lap dance.

>and from time to time fucks a fan.

how do you know

This is the polite way of saying "HOLD YOUR HANDS UP TO MAKE AN L WITH YOUR THUMB AND INDEX FINGER THE ONE THAT IS A FORWARDS L IS YOUR LEFT YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS IS GRADE 1 LEVEL THINKING SHITLORD"

It happens in video games more often then you think.

It is.

It's the best way to show Quantum Physics of a wormhole.

I dunno about Quantum Mechanics...

But yeah, how would you do it.. oh they would have heard it before?

Is this that mudshark with hula hoop ? I've heard she's a total, annoying bitch on that porn reality TV.

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Said only the contrarians that hate anything sci-fi or nolan.

go back to your 'slice of life' anime XD

implying cuba's medical schools aren't world-renowned

the US literally ships them to the mainland by the droves

>"I'm afraid they're a little tied up at the moment"
>cuts to shot of characters literally tied up

That screencap is infamous, but if you watched the show, it actually made sense. They were talking about immortality, and people who /couldn't/ die when they're killed.

You rang?

I'm seriously considering shooting a short kino with all these tropes

I suggest you consider shooting yourself instead.

That's the only example I can think of where it's done not just right, but excellently.

Michael Ironside is going to die in our lifetime.

NOOOOOOOO we still need a Splinter Cell live action adaptation

Then they werent killed.

>we will never surgically transfer ironsides vocal chords to tom hardy

The full statement was something along the lines of, "people die if they are killed, that's the way it should be."

The character had an ability to not die, and was going to sacrifice it for the greater good.

>Alex's face
>What the fuck did you just do that's not supposed to work?!

Yes

>"We're not so different, you and I."

>This triggers the Cuckservative

...

Such a qt

Fifth element did it right.

>It's a Remy comes home from a long day of shooting and wants a kiss episode

Learn how to brush your teeth.

ayyy fapd 2 sum videos of her 2day

This is how I imagine a show made by Cred Forums would look like, the most cliche boring tripe imaginable just as a joke. The sad thing is this wasn't made ironically.

tip top lel

>Implying Absolute Zero couldn't freeze photons.

>Posting lewd stars

>character picks up phone to dial 911
>"they cut the line"

Fucking Michael Ironside is too old for this bullshit.

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TOO BAD IT FUCKING SUCKED

i dont remember well, it was one of her vids with Mike Adriano, were he asked her about if she fucked any of her fans, she said she doesnt know, because in the city where her family lives doesnt know her, but she has encounter people who actually do know her as a pornstar and slept with a few of them

that's a penis

What's some entry level Remy kino?

Reverse Gangbang Remy LAcroix, Micha Brooks, Riley Reed Hardcore - 59 min

*rewinds

Cred Forums should actually make a movie with all these cliches. Not even memeing

Wow

Unthinkable. A movie centered around a moral choice with an autistic 'correct' solution, like any of those 'pull the lever' situations.

>character joins an irc chatroom for hackers
>everything is in 1337 speak

Kekd

Is S2 on Netflix yet

SAUCE

fkn made me kek m8

>What choice do you have

Her very first scene, it was for Bound Gangbangs by Kink. One of my favorite scenes ever desu.

street sharks was the shit

its so great how kink is basically a "mature only" site these days.

oh wait its fucking horrible.

Don't you fucking dare to shit on sopranos.

what do you mean?

>you just don't get it, do you?

This shit got way too many replies. You guys are fucking retarded.

Its because of the porn crop

>character A is a hacker
>character B walks in, "what are you doing?"
>character A (insert techno-babble)
>character A only is using keyboard
>character B is awestruck by the hack skills
>after intense hacks
>character A: "I'm in"

Is the baby gonna survive? Is that normal?

>they're hacking our servers
>multi keyboard drifting

>it's common knowledge

>character A asks a yes/no question
>character B starts an explanation of the answer before answering yes or no
>character A shouts character B's name
>character B answers yes or no
>dramatic pause

I keep thinking that I should collect all of these and make a screenplay out of them

The opening credits are going to have freeze frames of the main characters with subtitles explaining their roles while "Stuck in the Middle With You" plays implying this is going to be a caper flick

the end credits will blast "Fortunate Son" so loud that people will experience hearing loss

It's been a while since I've seen this but it's like it's taken on new light.

I can't believe this thread has been here all day. Coming home from work and still seeing these disgusting eyes from this morning still in tonight's catalog really rustles my jimmies. I'm hiding the thread now, but fuck, I figured this would've been pruned by now.

see

He hid the thread, dumbass.