"Oh, yeah?"

"Is it acceptable to insult people for being fat here? Wow".

>Well at least I'm not French

PWNED

That's the point user. You have to keep them confused.

...

The best reaction would have been to keep pretending he didn't understand the translator and asking her to repeat herself.
The whole joke rested on her reveal, once it was out in the open and everyone knew what it was it would have just continuously degraded into a more and more of an unprofessional and out of nowhere insult and made everyone else uncomfortable over fifteen to twenty minutes.
Then he should have answered with a non sequitur, "Oh yes, we did have to stay in hotels. Filming movies often takes months." And just moved on with the conversation.

"Why would you say that to me? Don't talk to me or my friend here again. I'm outta here, fucking jerks."

>Please don't bully me

Good responses.

Bad responses.

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She was ridiculing his looks and weight without any care of his feelings that he has towards his body image like a true vapid materialistic slut. It was fucked up that she put him down like that on tv for all the world to see

This is a good one

that's a good move, but I doubt he would have thought it on the spot

Stacy would have won still

She would have laughed in his face and gone "Aw, poor Jonah. Yes, yes. That's what I said. *devious smile*

>reporter hits him with a sick burn
>Cred Forums gets butthurt because most of the people on here are fat neckbeards like Hill

hilarious

It's already mathematically proven there is NO valid answer in this striation, Jonah loses in every single different response he can give.

Unsolvable Equation.

Oh yeah? Well check these numbers!

>m-muh fat shaming

back to tumblr you go

Oh yeah? Glad I take time off my fucking life to come to this place and be ridiculed.
Bye.

>Why would you do that?
>Why would you do that?
>Come here
>Whats so funny about that?
>No, don't run away
>That was incredibly rude, I was here giving you an interview and you do something really nasty
>You're a jerk

>Baneposting has made Cred Forums full of literal big guys

why is he so perfect brahs

see

Jesus Christ, I knew Cred Forums was one of the pussier boards but it's still fucking Cred Forums. Luckily this isn't a safespace and I am free you call you a lazy, immature, selfish person for being fat. You should be ashamed of being fat.

"I knew that liberating you assholes was a bad move, #hitlerdidnothingwrong"

APOLOGIZE

most autistic response I've seen yet

>Oh yeah? Well I just sent a couple of my buddies to your parents house. Your parents are LITERALLY being murdered as we speak, in fact, here let me call them up *rings his hired thugs**entire audience hears the french death throes of her parents on live television*

that's how you do it

>"Oh yes, we did have to stay in hotels. Filming movies often takes months."

heh

a small penis

>That was incredibly mean spirited and not very funny but I appreciate the attempt you fucking bitch

a glib facsimile of a penis

Oh I'll make you laugh alright. See me in my hotel after the show

*guffaws* well you're pretty funny too

>three weeks later and Jonahtists still haven't thought of a half-decent comeback

"Oh yeah? well the jerk store called. they're running out of you!"

"that was not a nice thing to say and I have many good comebacks for it but I notice there are many children in the audience and I choose to restrain myself on this occasion. I'm just that nice of a guy."

it's just that simple

That's not a very nice thing to say!!

Kek

This would have unironically worked.

I just watched the vid. It wasn't that funny of a joke.

But I'm glad she could get some attention for that 'wity' anecdote.

Maybe in a year time we'll get to see her porn.

i suppose you dont read the others threads

I'm really fucking confused brahs... what is this? What did Jonah Hill do? Why are we making fun of the french (more than we already do)?

he should have taken out a gun and killed himself live on television. She would quit her job and feel guilty for the rest of her life and everybody would hate her for making the (unbeknownest to everybody) depressed Jonah take that next step.

It was pretty funny, Jonah.

literally me at the right

all of the responses in the other threads were me

10/10

Best self-deprecating retort yet.

I was expecting something a bit more original.

>I'll bring to a room with me
>Laugh at your jokes
>Ask your friends to come over then tell you to, Shoo away

I'm sure he's heard that or had that experience a bunch of times in his life.
But then again, so have you.

Moral? Shallow women are who they are. And thus was shot in a shallow country. So it suits their media.

mean spirited french woman put him in a very hard to win situation without coming off as butthurt

tfw someone said something rude to me once and I just repeated the insult back at them in a mocking tone and then they left