Beanie Feldstein (Jonah the Hill's sister) was just in Neighbours 2. What's next for her career?

Beanie Feldstein (Jonah the Hill's sister) was just in Neighbours 2. What's next for her career?

Kinda looks like a fat Alison Brie

Sandwich artist

>Beanie Feldstein
mfw

>Inb4 she ate Brie and morphed into her

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

Is /ourguy/ really Jonah Feldstein?

Honestly if she dropped some pounds she'll be cuter.

Turkey breast sub on wheat bread with extra mayo, hold the lettuce

Who here /Beanie/?

YO BEANIE, I GOT CHICKEN FRIES, A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER AND AN APPLE PIE FROM BK FOR YOU.

What did beanie mean by this?

You know I have this fantasy that involves you Beanie. We're out on a date, and you're making me laugh. Hard. They day goes on, and we head back to our room. And then Jessica Chastain and Bryce Dallas Howard show up, and you would leave.

She's a big Jew.

4jew

>Literally a fat Brie

Why do all Jewesses have that look to them, bros?


Where can I cop qt thicc jewfu gf?

Beanie is morbidly obese user

yum

I'd love to growl out a hot steamine on Beanie, if you know what I meanie.

Is this the most talented family in show business? (pic related)

>What's next for her career?
Neighbours 3?

She has a Twitter. Looks like she's a SJW who just graduated from Wesleyan.

>was getting rounded up a part of your plan?

my God she's perfect, it's like as funny as Jonah only you can have sex with her too.
double the action double the fun

>What's next for her career?
Fluctuating weight, probably.

Why is she such a whore? She's cute, but... yeah.

Does she drill for oil in those shoes?

Of coursh

She's not cute, she's morbidly obese. The fuck is wrong with some of you?

more like bean bag

How would you know if she's a whore?

Stage 2 nepotism followed by type 2 diabetes

Did you see her Twitter and what kind of shit she's in?

Also she waxes her arms.

That's not mutually exclusive.

>(((Beanie Feldstein)))

Cardio hopefully.

damn, i wish i was born into a Jewish family. then i could be fat and ugly and still star in holkywoold films.

Hell yeah it's mutually exclusive.

Get your shit together.

It's called acting. Also, it seems she's in a long term relationship if we're going by Twitter standards. Not really seeing the whore part.
As for the waxes her arms part, well that sucks to be her I guess with hairy arms and not be a dude.

Well it's not to me.

Jesus christ, is she gonna be okay?

t. fat man

What the fuck kind of mental illness runs in the Hill/Feldstein genes? Smh.

>not using evolutions gift to you ((hairy arms)) as an advantage for winter regardless of gender

fag

>jew genetics

probably doesn't make much of a difference but ok

RUB A DUB DUB TWO CHUBS GET A SUB

Mirin calves

it does

t.new yorker

never ever shave/wax your arms in the winter fellas.never.

can i have a t-turkey bacon with extra olives and mayo pls?

Would you?

>and t-two diet cokes

nomygod! You need to do it. Imagine being the dad, how would you feel?

>double diet cookies

do you want me to get fat?

Get thin but weird looking, then fat, then thin again, then fat.

>No brother, they expect 6 million of us in the chamber
>And then we start the fire?
>Yes, the fire rises

>About to waifu.
>See this horse shit.

>waifuing fat girls

In better times being fat meant they were wealthy. One needs a certain amount of wealth in order to maintain such levels of survivable fat. When the world ends and humans are trying to repopulate, she will be the perfect candidate. Healthy enough to make it through the winter and give nourishment to our children. You choose twelve-year-olds and twigs - two things that will get you killed. Fatfus are the only sensible waifus.