ITT celebrities that legitimately could have been porn stars

> ITT celebrities that legitimately could have been porn stars
> Was "weeks away" from doing a BangBros shoot before getting hired at G4

wait... realy? a bangbros shoot?

It's OK, we still have Eva Lovia.

>tfw mixed race girls are the best

GUYS I REALLY REALLY LIKE WOMEN

Allegedly. The rumor goes as follows: While waiting in between two auditions for Attack Of The Show (between the initial audition and a live screen test), she was living in Miami for two months and was briefly represented by an agent/manager who mainly handles Miami-based porn stars and music video models.

We already have Amelia Wang we good famalam

>worked as a "clown" in LA

>we will never see munns puss in hd

if we only discuss males and never talk about females, you would then say we are excluding females.

take a shower, PLEASE.

Ha ha, it's almost like you are being ironic with that post and actually hate women. Does dick feel better with every ironic shitpost you make?

>me too.

>being this triggered

I remember hearing a similar story with pic related, but it was Modern Family that took away that future.

>Eva Lovia.
>music video models

There's your answer. Oh well.

Would a gay man dress like this?

>weeks away
Bullshit.

> Had consistent acting work her entire career

>fucked so much in the name of hollywood fame
>at the point where you might as well actually make money for fucking
>ready to give up dreams and take cock for rest of your life


Goddamn she's such a dirty whore

she's really too pretty for porn but oh well at she's showing the goods

She already had a career before Modern Family. This thread isn't for making shit up, little kid.

>there's not casting couch videos of her being traded among hollywood elites

This is why I don't believe in God

>n-n-no

Okay, I guess I heard wrong then. Not trying to make shit or anything, I'm just gullible.

I think she's the only woman I want to unironically cuckolded by.

Because you fall for complete bullshit?

Fucking embarrassing

i think if anything she was actually just going to be a spanish soap opera actress but got some nice american breaks and decided she'd rather do english stuff

I was going to say "and I dont believe you" but it didn't really make my post flow.
Still would be sweet tho.

> Implying "Hollywood elites" aren't technologically illiterate baby boomers who are only attracted to very young women/girls

>the "rumor"
>aaron rodgers' asshurt jealous ex-boyfriend detected
Do have any fucking proof of this? Any at all?

Bangbros' loss was G4's loss also

There have been 'rumors' about Munn being casting couch material for well over a decade; Brett Ratner publicizing them.

olivia has an ugly pusy
true!

Look, Aaron ain't coming back, man. He and Olivia are together. She's a movie star, he's a star quarterback, and you're just some guy he used to fuck up the ass. I'm sorry it worked out this way, but trashing her rep online isn't going to change anything.

quit making shit up man. she's been a very succesful celebrity for well over 20 yrs. she was already a huge deal in south america in the 90s.

Oh no you poor thing, having to get fucked on camera instead, being weeks away from it. It wasn't like you could have gotten a regular job.

Yeah, because appearing on 3 episodes of Entourage as the woman Billy Walsh wants to fuck is a career.

what about Eva lovia?

This. Hollywood elites are just like rock stars: nothing but pedophiles. Both groups used to openly brag about fucking crazed/desperate underage girls.

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Fuck you man, she's so talented, you should see her role in Soul Plane.

millie bobby brown was "days away" , before landing the role in the smash hit stranger things

Esperanza Gomez pretty much has a career because of her.

I like how its supposed to sound like she was going to be forced to do porn. "Weeks away" sounds like someone was pushing her as though she didn't have a choice.
It's like that fuckin friends fact, like Matt Le Blanc wasn't beig fed.

>millie bobby brown

I don't think any woman has the right to be as hot as Sofia Vergara. Holy fuck.

any girl can legitimately be a porn star. are you retarded?

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HOly shit got more?

>music video models
so she was probably trying to do this.

>She's married to Joe Manganiello
Those are gonna be some fucking uber-children, jesus

shes too old for that buddy

Wait, there are clown hookers in LA? Oh, US, the land of the free.

>she's really too pretty for porn
When will this meme end? Lots of girls doing porn that are prettier than many, many hollywood actresses.

truth. It's because the hottest girls usually can't act, but they can always fuck

She has frozen eggs

she actually was a pornstar, but she switched to a legit acting career and is now apparently a big deal in Bollywood

>Brown eyes

dropped

She's been famous in latin america since the 90s bruh, ive been poppin boners to this bitch for 20 years now.

She's fabulously wealthy and not from acting kys

A poor man's Jade Jantzen. Nothing of value was lost.

Does she have to eat all of them though?

I think she has a sister doing porn.

Birthday clown is a codeword for pornstar ?

perhaps in the 1990s, gotta work harder then that.

H. Swank, before her role in "Leaving L.A." was down to living in a van and while never prostituted herself, was friendly when someone let her crash on a couch. Shame she was (not sure still is) a Scientology freak.

>Scientology is bad meme

please stop posting

Best pornstar

>would rather deal with 10,000 Mormons then 1 Scientologist

Fixed that for ya.

I'll bite, why do you think scientology is bad? Did you do your own research or do you belive what others tell you? Or do you just want to seem cool to kids who post here?

wtf I love clowns now

MUH ALIENS

Have you tried to live with a Scientologist? Or even met one?

What's america's obsession with her?

There's legitimately better looking btiches with better bodies. Is it because she's "Quirky" ?

>sue and try to destroy anyone who criticizes them
>taking their believers money
>obviously bullshit

lel

what this is from?

she has been shit tier after she got contracted by digital playground

I do not think I met anyone who obsessed over her. She famous since she on a highly watched TV show.

We have a butt-hurt Scientologist in house.

Praise Xenu.

Go home Tom.

she literally fucked and sucked her way into all of her TV/movie roles. not hyperbole. she took the casting couch fast track to hollywood success.

WTF I love going to the loo now!?

She's hot as fuck

when everyone knows that scientologists are mentally weak / damaged individuals, nobody wants to put forth the effort in an actual argument.

If you honestly believe that xenu dropped frozen aliens in a volcano and their souls flew around the earth and attached themselves to humans then there is something seriously wrong with you.

Are you the same guy who shit talks going clear?

Name 10 faiths that sue as much as Scientology.

he couldn't name even one

I have no numbers to back this up but I wouldn't be surprised if CoS sued more people than every other religion combined.

the only one I could think of that sues as much is westburo baptist, but that due to their "offensive protest, sue if we get attacked" method of funding.

>no anal ever

Look up esperanza gomez, I think she is better because she looks like she actually likes to get fucked.
Also her accent is less annoying to me.

latina fetish
eva longoria fit that same profile too but her tits werent as big so she faded into obscurity

>Not liking this

me on the right

kek