The film has a useless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot

>the film has a useless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot

>the film IS a useless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot
God damn it Western porn industry, step it the fuck up.

>character makes flirtatious small talk with woman he just met
>it cuts to them having hardcore sex

>Character has sex
>It wasn't a dream scene

>Clearly in a hot, tropical climate
>Keep blankets on while having sex

>trying to watch a film with dear old mum
>can't watch a single modern movie

>plot
go read a book

>characters hate each other
>it turns out to be sexual tension

Does this happen IRL?

>Couple have sex
>Woman covers her breasts afterwards

Yes. Angry sex is fucking awesome until it's over.

Then you just want the person to leave.

That's clearly bullshit. All modern movies are pg-13

>hot and steamy sex scene
>neither party cleans up afterward

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>character makes flirtatious small talk with woman he just met
>doesn't cut to a scene is his room where she's asking what the deal is with his piss bottles and trash on the floor

>it's a retarded pleb who thinks every scene should "add to the plot" episode

>a beta guy expects that all the male movie characters to be the no-sex-life he is

>the film has narration explaining what is happening on screen

But how do I tell if the sexual tension is real or imagined?

Terminator is the only exception.

>Couple start kissing passionately and undressing
>Cuts to them smoking cigarettes

Is there a bigger cliche in all of cinema?

By holding a bedsheet to her chest, even as far as walking out of the bedroom with it draped over her

>person
Are you gay?

it adds blood to my dick though