>the film has a useless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot
The film has a useless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot
>the film IS a useless sex scene that adds nothing to the plot
God damn it Western porn industry, step it the fuck up.
>character makes flirtatious small talk with woman he just met
>it cuts to them having hardcore sex
>Character has sex
>It wasn't a dream scene
>Clearly in a hot, tropical climate
>Keep blankets on while having sex
>trying to watch a film with dear old mum
>can't watch a single modern movie
>plot
go read a book
>characters hate each other
>it turns out to be sexual tension
Does this happen IRL?
>Couple have sex
>Woman covers her breasts afterwards
Yes. Angry sex is fucking awesome until it's over.
Then you just want the person to leave.
That's clearly bullshit. All modern movies are pg-13
>hot and steamy sex scene
>neither party cleans up afterward
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>character makes flirtatious small talk with woman he just met
>doesn't cut to a scene is his room where she's asking what the deal is with his piss bottles and trash on the floor
>it's a retarded pleb who thinks every scene should "add to the plot" episode
>a beta guy expects that all the male movie characters to be the no-sex-life he is
>the film has narration explaining what is happening on screen
But how do I tell if the sexual tension is real or imagined?
Terminator is the only exception.
>Couple start kissing passionately and undressing
>Cuts to them smoking cigarettes
Is there a bigger cliche in all of cinema?
By holding a bedsheet to her chest, even as far as walking out of the bedroom with it draped over her
>person
Are you gay?
it adds blood to my dick though