Does Scientology make you super brave?

lanklets btfo

Based Tom Cruise is uber based

>graffiti

Fuck you

>tfw used to dox WhyWeProtest cucks and sell it to Scientology for 10 bucks a pop
Good times.

Going to dunecoon land is brave enough.

wtf I love Scientology now!

How does the wind not knock people who climb that thing right off the top.

They also beat the federal government.

Since the government must officially recognize Scientology as a religion, doesn't that mean they should force psychology to be classified as a religion, too?

Seriously Tom Cruise is fucking proof that Scientology makes you a fucking god.

It's like he has powers or some shit over death.

Actually the Emirates are more civilized than the US.

...

the helicopter that dropped him off

You can see the names and dates of people who did get blown off in graffiti on the side, though.

Reach the cereal on the top shelf.

Ayy

Take a joke
youtube.com/watch?v=DONrKwEFgbE

>sharia law
>more civilized than anything

Fuck off Mohammed

That reporter got blown the fuck out though.

Seriously that probably ruined his life.

man, that was some fucking next level jewish move they pulled vs the IRS

Ella Freya

>assault
>a joke

I don't get it.

Cruise is absolutely right though

No he's not.
>*squirts you with my fake flower*

>haha I'm tom cruise and I'm sitting on biggest penis in the world

You mean Operation Snow white or their 1993 legal victory?

I'm a yuropoor. Degeneracy is outlawed in there, unlike the dying West.

Then why was his immediate reaction to laugh, you could see the cognitive dissonance on his face where he knew it was funny, but he thought he was too important to be treated like the doofus.

>can act
>does his own stunts
>bangs prime pussy
>is a fucking genius
>handsome as hell
>rich as fuck

And this madman plays WoW, a warrior no less.

How the fuck does he do it?

youtube.com/watch?v=tRGDcwOxBzY

the 1993 one, when they convinced their members to mass-suing the IRS
i actually surprised that it worked and the IRS just back down since they are probably the most notorious government agency
fucking al capone avoid everything but then the taxman got his ass, man

Who cares, nobody can see them.

>I'm a yuropoor

Fuck off Mohammed

nobody cares about your cock dissonance. That wasn't funny and definitely unprofessional.

becuz acting is le serious business and cruise is an important man :^)))))

becuz shit jokes by fake journalist is le serious business and some faggot with a water gun is an important man that should be free to do whatever he wants to anyone he wants :^PPPP

xenu

tl;dr
>ouch, my anus

I'm gonna spray in your moms face.
It's gonna be a hoot.

Just try it on your mom, you won't have to leave the basement and she pays young guys to spray her anyway, so she would get the joke, but it wouldn't be as funny as tom cruise crying about it unless she roundhouse kicked your ballbag.

oh shit
how do I get down now

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