Computer, load up Celery Man, please

Computer, load up Celery Man, please.

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Can I get a print out of Oyster smiling?

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4d3d3d3 engaged

youtu.be/qMh284hg_fE

Computer, do you have any new sequences?

Is this how those super-sale commercials with the dancing people are made?

Nude. Tayne.

Its your wife calling

Hey Paul, I'm Tayne, your latest dancer.
I can't wait to enter-Tayne you.

Tayne >>> Celery Man >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oyster

(You)

jesus christ i don't know where but i saw that he had to like toch Courtney Love in a movie, ew

Can I get a hat wobble? And a flahrgunnstow?

early morning EST and good to see Tayneposting is alive and well

Now Tayne I can get into.

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Excuse me Paul, your wife is on the phone. It's an emergency

does anyone have any orange slices?

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Yes. Yes.

He actually did it, the absolute madman

I'll get it later. We have important work to do.

this and free real estate are the only t&e skits I go back to

o sweet free massage

Computer, revive this thread before it 404's.

TIL I FIND THE RIGHTEOUS ONE

COMPUTER BLUE

god damn Oyster is such a hardcore mother fucker. You can tell he gives absolutely zero fucks

who the fuck is MOZZA RELL

strawpoll.me/11321421

LET'S SETTLE THIS.

Doesn't include the best option:

>NUDE TAYNE

This seems truly reddit-tier after MDE

This sketch is like a surreal version of my mornings. I wake up every morning and jerk off to girls twerking with my morning coffee, and finish off to something a little more revealing than the rest

>Oyster over Celery Man
come on guys

I just noticed he is wearing fishnet stockings.

reminds me of those stupid desktop-stripper things people used to put on their computer so a dancing stripper would come out of your taskbar like bonzi buddy

that's leg hair

JUST DO IT
MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE
CEKERY

Yeah its definitely more reminiscent of that on its own, but coupled with my personal experience its a little different for me

mozza-rell-a

that stuff they make CP with

So comfy tayne posting

celeryman.alexmeub.com/

You're welcome

Its a metaphor for wasting your time on porn (like it's important)

>that last move
Is this based on an anime?