Do you watch ex on the beach?

If you watch shows like these and look up to the people in them you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to laugh at their stupidity. It's entertaining for what it is.

Why did she ruin her body like that?

>tfw guilty pleasure

Who dis?

Actually a good show only because it shows that nobody wants obese landwhales unless they pretend they're thin & hot. Seriously, has there ever been a catfish girl that wasn't obese on that show?

Yep. Currently almost done with season 3. I watch drunk-people-reality-tv while I have my coffee before work.

Geordie Shore Oct 25th

this show was fricking epic

I usually like tattoos but I think her neck and face tattoos are a bit tacky. Are her lips fake or something? Always thought they looked a bit off too to be honest.

Thanks for your insightful contribution.

>Fucking tattoos ruining women.
truth.

millennials need to put an end to this retarded fashion trend.

>hi I'm here for the job interview

>the history
completely made up by the tattoo industry

>b-but muh Native Americans
>b-but muh sailors

yeah, no. as recently as 30 years ago there was ZERO way a woman like that would have had tattoos.

>Are her lips fake or something?
Obviously

ur mommas fat lol

>This MTV is 10-13 yr olds think its cool channel
Yep, and shit like the freak in OP's pic are what they are holding up as 'cool' or 'attractive'. In a few years the teenagers who watch this shit will turn 18 and head down to the tattoo parlor to get permanent retard marks of their own.

We're in the final days bros. The empire is collapsing.

Why does it turn out that they are always landwhales? Like the premise most of the time is that the online gf is pestering the client, they dont know the person is catfishing from the start a lot of the times

>face tattoos
Jesus Christ could you look like any more of a piece of human garbage

Everyone guess what the woman's job is irl.

It's called being fat.

stripper?

Tattoo model

okay grandpa.

...

Disgusting.

Kek. You are a total cliche.

Yes everyone who disagrees with mutilating yourself for a fashion trend (and doing it when you're too young to have the experience or perspective requisite to truly understand what you're doing) is an old fuddy.

>riddled with tattoos
>not wearing underwear because you think it looks better
>making out with some random girl on the street
i wonder if she'd survive 1 day without attention.

ridiculous. how long until these idiots have bones through their noses?

Her and the other little blonde girl are the worst ones on that show. The skinny brown girl with the fake tits and crooked nose is 3rd worst.

maybe he was being sarcastic, like you. hi might not have thought you were an old fuddy.

you two should hock up and have some faggot sex

I want to believe

well, are you going to tell us?

*barfs*

Why are American women so fucking disgusting?

.t Virgin

tattoo people get so easy butthurt, because once they make the retarded decision, that's it, they're stuck for life.

The sad thing is lots of them pull other people down with them.

Every adult I know (30+) with tattoos regrets them.

>doesn't find one girl attractive
>hurr what a faggot

Nothing wrong with having taste, without the fake tits she would have no shape to her body. Fake ass fish lips, caked on makeup and shit tattoos too.

>American women
Good one. I want to know why every woman on British reality shows has facial plastic surgery. Every single one has those giant lips. It's awful

She's british though

Autodestructive as fuck.
Too bad her glorious boobs.

I'd rather have sex with a dude than fuck this ugo.

Fake lips look creepy but they feel really nice. Very unnatural, but there's something pleasing about them.

For some reason fake lips are quite common in my country while fake tits are practically non-existent.

So she's British now? Give me a fucking break...

whats this show about?
any nudes or porn of her?

i need something new and dumb after binchwatching geordie shore

>millennials need to put an end to this retarded fashion trend.
No. Let them carry the mark of their retardation

Keeping it classy

what a gross specimen

>So she's British now
She's always been British

Yes, guilty pleasure
Lemme state right now, this show is trash, the people on it are trash, but they're fuckin funny to watch

I have tattoos but I was at least smart enough to get them in places that are impossible to see unless I'm topless

would fug

Says who?

Are you just pretending to be retarded?

You're the only retard in here, retard.

>tattoos are bad! degeneracy! mooooom why wasn't I born in the 40's, waaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaahh
You retarded neckbeards never fail to amuse me

Is this the one where he made the girl cry when he said her buck teeth would make a hole in her chest when she sneezes?

>them bitches look like chiclets

2/10 definitely wouldn't bang

Kayleigh > Lillie > Chryst > Olivia > Jemma > Charlotte >>> Holly

Whats her name

Jemma Lucy

anyone got asshole pics

no

Can't wait until all these women are falling apart in their 40s and 50s and you can't even tell what the tattoos even were while the gauged ears sink lower than their tits.

Tattoos are nothing more than a fashionable trend, like bell bottoms or a flock-of-seagulls haircut. The only problem is they aren't temporary, they cost a fuck ton, and yes they look trashy.

>implying they won't be carefree attractive experienced women with flowing long white hair and an untamed spirit
Enjoy being a balding corporate drone, I'm sure after slaving away for 40 years you might be able to afford renting that yacht you want for a couple of hours

>implying they won't be carefree attractive experienced women with flowing long white hair and an untamed spirit

I had a good kek at that, thank you

Nobody even needs to say it. We all know who did this.

Didn't mean to asshole. This is what she and these women will look like

>MTV is owned by Viacom

And this is what you will look like

>twisting to emulate at least SOME curves
She's literally a fridge with no ass and fake tits no wonder she got so many tats no one would remember her otherwise

I like tattoos, hers are just shit and she looks trashy as fuck. Plenty of hot girls with tats

Kayleigh is a crazy loud bitch with a crooked nose. Have you seen season 2?

Shave her head and she looks like a man.
>muh spirit
Absolutely worthless if it is a self-focused, self-centered self-worshipping spirit built upon years and years of "discovering herself".
A "carefree spirit" translates into someone unwilling to place others above themselves, someone always focused on their self image but never cultivating character.
A man who works a 9-5 job year after year to support his family has character, he contributed something because he gave himself to someone else lovingly.
This is why feminism is trash, it is the female equivalent of being a manchild.

Stripper or bartender.

Probably both.

I've only seen seasons 3,4 & 5
atched s4 for Scotty T & S3 for Bear

Lads got the best banter

100% TRUTH

Yep, 100% truth as well

>millennials need to put an end to this retarded fashion trend
Memespouting retard detected. I live in a retirement community filled with baby bombers and gen xers. they're the most tatted out jaded motherfuckers I've ever seen.

So you're telling me all I gotta do is wait and the bitch will be a fucking mess when she turns 40? Fuck yes it's not even that far

Landwhales aren't the most common ones, it's fucking ALWAYS black lesbians.

Don't you ever wonder why cougars are an actual thing? Women by 30 are desperate for dick and kids so they go after naive boys to get preggo and leave so they can start a family.

Men on the other hand's big thing is everyone mad they date younger. Wonder why? Because there are millions of women out there and every day another whore turns 18

But some cougars are hot, if she's hot even as an old woman she wins.

I must admit, my guilty pleasures are Are You The One? and Dating Naked. I watch them with my sister.

lolno

They'll look like pic related.

Tattoos are completely basic right now. They have nothing to do with carefree ladies.

Yeah sure but even then people wonder WHY she is alone and has no kids. Women even ugly women can go out and grab a dude you have to wonder why a hot older bitch is alone....most of the time she can't hold down a man because she's insane.

I love how the people who get catfished never like talk to the person, or reverse image searched them or actualyl done research for that matter.

nice try shlomo.

I know a girl, co-worker, she's 28, has a couple of tattoos, nose-piercing, walks like a slut, jesus the way she walks...anyway she's single and smokes weed, really often, talks about being on the pill even though she's single, etc. Should I try to fuck her? I don't want to be a cuck or anything guys

skanky as shit, but it still makes me hard

I don't care it's your choice just if it was me I wouldn't fall for her just use her and go find something younger when you get bored.

Some people are just so desperate and gullible that they will trust anyone no matter how utterly ridiculous and unbelievable their stories and excuses are. I mean, for fuck's sake, a guy this season thought he was dating Katy Perry and then even when the actual girl met him and confessed to everything he didn't believe her. In the end, when Nev and Max tried to check up on them a month later, they found out he emailed the fake Katy Perry account acting as if the girl he met was lying to him about how he wasn't dating Katy Perry and he didn't fall for her tricks to break them up.

I enjoy the series and geordie shore. i wish i was scotty t he is always the most alpha and gets any girl he wants. must be nice being 6'3

>tfw 5'6 kv

The Dutch version has some guy who tries to be Zyzz. Seriously, he even wears those same kind of pouches and bands around his arm, has similar tattoos, and whenever he sees someone with muscles he starts speaking English and screams "AH FUCKING SICK CUNT BRUH STAY SHREDDED GAINZZZ!".

She hot.

kek, look at all those nancies. what are you tryign to do, get appraisal from your parents and local priest? when you grow up maybe you can get a tatto too, lel

The best

t. retard with tattoo now has no other choice but to take this moronic position.

>b-but anyone who has a problem with mutilating themselves for a dipshit fashion trend is old.

you sure convinced us you 're not underage

Mirin shoulder girdle and traps Tbh

kinda looks like Klokov

When did this "women with tattoos aren't disgusting" meme crop up?

I thought I was an old man? Fuck off hillbilly.

meme.

kek

Flat ass drugged up whore looking bitch.

>it's a 16 year old pretends he's not a millineal episode

>dude i only watch it ironically bro

HNNNNGGGG

wood berry

btw what are those deprived teenagers doing in my chan?

any vids of her doing anal? she looks like she does anal

>tfw i got head from this bitch's younger sister back in highschool

Amen, brother.

I miss Liquid Television and Head Banger's Ball.

then why are you showing us her?

I know Em Gillard from the first season, she went to the same school as me, same year.

What's MTV?