What are the best Japanese films?

What are the best Japanese films?

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Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor.

thanks for reminding me about that bizarre case

fuck you

the last samurai

>there's actually an hentai manga about this case

The japanese are subhuman scum.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JAPS? THEY ARE INHUMAN

Ran

mfw if it was made by one of the perpetrators.

Yet Westerners are totally fine for jerking off to movies where people are raped, tortured and mutilated for shits and giggles. Which is also substantially more mainstream.

I've been noticing that Japan has become a dumping ground for the West's issues. Anything that is an issue here gets projected onto Japan and people act like it's a Japanese problem that has nothing to do with us.

The Last Geisha

ANOTHER NUKE WHEN!?

anything by wong kar way

Godzilla

t. ass ravaged gook

I don't remember the title, it's about Maria Ozawa that reads the news.

asians dont have souls

fuck off hiroshi, go rub your dick on a nintendo DS

Bukkake films

I'm not Korean, and why would you even think I am? Koreans are famous for attacking Japan, not defending it.

I'm not Japanese either.

chut up! weeb!

Tokyo Story
Throne of Blood
The Face of Another
The Human Condition
Akira

Well they got nuked twice.

Well done America! I hope you're proud.

>Koreans are famous for attacking Japan
last time I checked you weakings got occupied by japan and had your women taken as rape-slaves. so, yeah. stay mad.

anything by that absolute madman Ai Uehara.

a true kinosseur.

As long as you're not a ginger.
Because they really have no souls.

Evidently, it wasn't enough

They did terrible things well before getting nuked

Unit 731

I'm not a weeb either. Keep guessing though.

My country has never been occupied by Japan. What's your next guess?

Samoa

A 3rd bomb would've done the job of making them normal.

I know. Just look at the sick shit they did in China and Korea.

Why the fuck has no one said Gojira

>I'm not a weeb
Well that settles it, you're not a weeb

kaiju eiga < capeshit

i can't get into most jav because they all look the same and they're awful squealing noises. but damn ai uehara is hot.

This. If only they hated the niggers and Muslims who are literally raping and slaughtering them to extinction with such a passion.

OH FUCK. I thought I was the only one who after seeing that pic thought
>this reminds me of that one fucked up Japanese case

Apparently intuition was correct. Fucking hell, time to stop internet.

real life did this to her, not the internet
no one was ever tortured on the internet

I still can't believe these faggots didn't get raped to death in Jail.

Proof positive that Japs are inhuman desu.

The japanes are perfectly fine. There have been like two crazy fucks but people think everyone is like that.

The truth is, Japan is a pedo paradise. I saw 6 year old kids walking around Tokyo and literally you know nothingh will ever happen. Chances are very low. Their society is insanely strong and they know the community will always look for the kids and everyone in general.

The internet is where real trauma happens.

(OP)
what case are you guys talking about?

YES!

But America is a humanitarian country because rape is a quasi-official punishment method widely celebrated by the citizenry.

Junko Furuta.

It's like the only bad thing that has happened in Japan. That and that guy that cut the feet from little girls.

>ywn go full Munich and conduct vengeance missions on the perpetrators many years after their crimes

Their daddies were top dogs in the Yakuza.

DONT

>That and that guy that cut the feet from little girls.

Foot fetish fags are truly the worst

>Shitty rec thread
>It's not even about movies, it's about babby's first creepy wikipedia murder
Why is Cred Forums so shit?

Asians are weird. On one hand they produce disgusting anti-human gore/porn garbage, on the other they made a lot of beautiful and humane films.

For me it's a hate-love relationship.

>punishing people adequately for there crimes
>somehow wrong

Are all you slanteyes just that mentally fucked?

What are some good JAV? Preferably something with a bit of a reality angle. I found one that contained story segments that were filmed in public places and a bit of public lewdness, but I couldn't properly watch it because I don't speak Japanese.

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>It's like the only bad thing that has happened in Japan

WEeb detected

Read up faggot. The Japs are like just about anyone else. Animu lies aren't real.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_major_crimes_in_Japan

>punishing people adequately for there crimes
Except that's not what happens.

>Are all you slanteyes just that mentally fucked?
When did Asians and particularly Koreans become the new bogeyman of Cred Forums?

>they made a lot of beautiful and humane films.
Films such as?

>The Face of Another

Muh niggu

Anime presents Japan as more dangerous than it actually is.

>babby's first
loser

Anything made by Ozu.

now compare to the US which would have a list more than a mile long for the past decade alone.

>When did Asians and particularly Koreans become the new bogeyman of Cred Forums?
Never? You might be a little closer to reality if you said Chinese. They are universally hated here and in real life.

Those fucking subhuman pieces of shit got out of jail after like 6 years.

Fuck Japan. They should rot in jail forever for what they did to that girl.

>letting organized crime run so rampant that atrocities like this are possible simply because people fear the Yakuza too much to intervene

Japan needs to go.

>Never?
People are constantly accused of being Korean here.

Most of that danger is extraterrestrial or supernatural though. Which leads weebs to think Japan is the magic fantasy land where everyone is full of "great honouru" and treat each other with too much respect to commit violent crime.

Yes, if Japan goes then all the Western problems projected onto it will also go. I'm sure that's how it works.

Wonder if it has anything to do with population size.

and blacks

Because it's a Korean hand knitting board

Or maybe you are just not adequately recognizing the distinction between anime and reality and also aren't very familiar with anime.

That's what a Korean would say, you rice calculator.

People only accuse others of being Korean when it's a butthurt about Japan thread.

Will you shut the fuck up about your imaginative projections?

Naruse, Mizoguchi, Kinoshita, Kobayashi

I'm not the one engaged in projection here.

pls

Difference is when those criminals get caught in the US they actually get a penalty fitting of the crime. Not 5 years in prison because the criminal's Yakuza dad owns the entire justice system.

>Not 5 years in prison because the criminal's Yakuza dad owns the entire justice system.
Pretty sure this is just your fantasy.

No, they wouldn't be convicted at all because their jewish lawyer would get them off the hook.

>worst girl
wew

>Yakuza dad owns the entire justice system
are you being serious here?

Stop exaggerating.

>In July 1990, a lower court sentenced the leader to seventeen years in prison, one accomplice to a four-to-six-year term, one accomplice to a three-to four-year term, and another accomplice to an indefinite five-to-ten-year term. The leader and the first two of the three appealed their rulings. The higher court gave more severe sentences to the three appealing parties. The presiding judge, Ryūji Yanase, said that the court did so because of the nature of the crime, the effect on the victim's family, and the effects of the crime on society. The leader received a twenty-year sentence, the second highest possible sentence after life imprisonment. Of the two appealing accomplices, the one that originally got four to six years received a five-to-nine-year term, and the other had his sentence upgraded to a five-to-seven-year term.[4]

Population size has nothing to do with it. It's all about the Mexicans & niggers. Take out all of them and pretty much every crime stat drops by 40-60%+.

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just fuck off

What's wrong with kids running around in a city?

based anons calling OP out

She was qt, srly, what the fuck?

Nothing, I think his point was that kids can safely do that. Just like they could in europe before the arab immigration.

wow man gr8 idea there
remove poor people and crime stats drop
who would have thought????

>Japs
Every country has it's psychos.

Say whatever you want but Japan has the qtest and hotest pornstars, sadly 90% of their porn is F1 fetishes, but man, when you find the right one is incredible.

What's F1 mean?

Formula 1, a joke about the screeching most JAV actresses make, mainly becuase that's what male Japs are into, when you see the same girl moaning like a normal girl in another title you realize is all the fucking directors catering to their stupid idiot costumers.

Of course you're neither. You're probably a fat white piggu weeb who can't handle any criticism about a country that give no fucks about your Peter Pan syndrome and anime figurines.

Did I get any of it correct?

Who are the best J pornstars?

Making things up or having misconceptions is not "criticism," and someone who does not buy into your make-belief or misconceptions is not a weeb.

i'd give her a concrete enema if you know what i mean

roastie whore that got BTFO

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one of my fave kinos to be hon (honest)

Oh wow, so 3 out of the 4 people will spend less than 10 years in prison. Fuck Japan, sub human fucks. Two nukes clearly weren't enough.

QUICK! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO NAME YOUR TOP FIVE JAPANESE PORNSTARS

Depends on your taste, my current favs are Iori Kogawa, Shiori Kamisaki, Masami Ichikawa.

My all time favs are Yuma Asami, Sora Aoi, Aino Kishi, Ayumi Shinoda and a couple others, all retired.

Yuma Asami
Maria Ozawa

And 3 random ones from the Minimum-AV series where the women are tiny

1. ur mom :^)

How come Japan has (by and large) a worse film output than Corea? Pure coincidence? Japan has a massive creative industry and yet I feel like they're aren't very many contemporary Japanese films I'd consider all that great.

kurea hasumi
yui hatano
julia
ai uehara
shion utsonomiya

pft took me 2 seconds

Mika Kayama
Yuma Asami
Alice Miyuki
Ai Sayama
Ai Takeuchi

I like candid smiles

One explanation I've heard is that mainstream movies now tend to be designed by production committees and they're played very safe and are made with eventual TV broadcast in mind (in America this would be less of an issue but TV is more conservative in Japan).

I don't know if their output is necessarily bad, but it's at least less interesting for most Westerners than Korean movies.

all gooks look the same to me

did we nuke them to much or nuke them too little?

Aum Shinrikyo thriller when

This thread got a few interesting gems OP.

Some recent ones I watched and liked.

A Bride for Rip Van Winkle
Little Forest
April Story

Ay

>tfw white girls are tired of crime ridden white culture

Honoka
Riko Tachibana
Anri Okita
Kohaku Uta
Akari Asahina
Nao Oikawa

Fuck you, I'll name my top 6.

>Honoka
>Nao Oikawa
Patrician taste

Sadly you put Anri in that list and that gives you -10 points

Now that I think about it, her face is kinda off-putting.

Are you implying Mexicans and blacks are poor? That would be pretty racist and bigoted of you if so.

What ever happened to Maria Ozawa? Serious question.

Retired

Maybe not THE BEST, but I found these to be enjoyable:
The 20th Century Boys trilogy
Supermarket Woman
Tampopo
K-20; Legend of the Mask
Adrenaline Drive
Air Doll
Chonmage Purin/A Boy and His Samurai
Otoko-tachi no Yamato
Sonatine
Sweet Rain-The Accuracy of Death
Train Man
Kamikaze Girls
Samurai Commando Mission 1549
Space Battleship Yamato
Yatterman

>misconception
>it exists and there is way worse jap porn out there as well

all weebs have double dig iqs

>it exists
What does?

your lack of following a post tree apparently.

So you can't explain what you mean by "it exists." Then why did you even say anything?

>still not following the post chain to see what i was refering too

retards dont deserve to be spoonfed.

You flat-out are unable to explain what you meant. You don't get to question other people's IQs when you're this much of a moron yourself.

/r/asianmasculinity plz keep it on Cred Forums

Ichigo Aoi
Saotome Yui
Kagami Shuna
Ogiwara Kurumi
Omomo Risa
Konishi Marie
Shirosaki Aoi
Ogura Nana
Ichinose Suzu
Minato Riku

He's being truthful. All you have to do is read the posts yourself and the answer is right there.
Seriously, just how fucking illiterate and helpless are you?

Why are you trying to white knight him? He can't explain himself and you can't explain him either. What the hell are you doing?

"Woman in the Dunes"

"Patriotism"

"Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters"

"Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence"

"Only Yesterday"

"Ringu"

"Love & Pop"

"Eureka"

"All About Lily Chou-Chou"

"Spirited Away"

"Shara"

"Hana and Alice"

"The Mourning Forest"

"Love Exposure"

"Tokyo Sonata"

"The Wind Rises"

"The Tale of the Princess Kaguya"

"Little Forest: Summer/Autumn"

"Little Forest: Winter/Spring"

"Journey to the Shore"

Quit while you're behind, son.

Yui Hatano. Why does she always smile like that? I don't know.

I'm not whiteknighting anybody. I'm just amazed that you can't follow a simple conversation in a thread.
And the fact you're getting this asspained because people aren't spelling it out for you.
You're acting like a 2 year old brat who can't get his way.
inb4 the "samefag" card gets played.

I'm not the one who resurrected this "argument," and I'm obviously the winner here since he could not explain himself.

I'm amazed that you decided to insert yourself into a situation that was already long over even though you have nothing to say. He couldn't explain himself and you can't explain him either. So what the fuck are you doing here?

> you're getting this asspained
>You're acting like a 2 year old brat who can't get his way.
Projection.

The only projection going on is you assuming people cannot understand something that you can't understand. It's getting genuinely embarrassing now. Take ten minutes to review the posts in the conversation. I know autistic is thrown around a lot here but my friend if ever it applied to anyone it applies to you

Whatever helps you feel better about yourself, Princess.

He couldn't explain himself. Nobody else can explain him either. These are the facts.

>I'm obviously the winner

Yes, I obviously am. He could not explain himself.

You mean, you needed him to explain something for you, and he refused?

>LE WINNER

He shouldn't have to when the answer is as obvious as it is.
It's like you're asking someone what time it is, while standing in front of a big clock.

He needed to explain himself and was unable to do so.

It's "obvious" yet not a single person in this thread can explain it.

Why are you trying to continue the argument that he lost? What do you think you're gaining by doing this? Are you mentally ill?

The point is, you fucking faggots is I WON!!!
You people are the idiots, not me.Why are any of you even here?

>He needed to explain himself and was unable to do so.
But he didn't need to explain himself. You're literally the only one who needs him to explain it for you. Are you educationally subnormal?

He did need to, and was unable to. Just like you are.

>Are you educationally subnormal?
You are.

I hate this board soo much

No. But I'm the winner.

Hilarious how butthurt you are that everyone recognises that you are wrong. Your little tantrum doesn't change the fact that you're wrong.

>He did need to

Er.. no. again. He didn't need to as it's only you who doesn't understand. Unless he's your carer or something and he has a duty of care towards you. You're just a bit thick and you're lashing out because you can't understand

Yeah yeah yeah. The fact here is that he couldn't explain himself and you two can't explain him either. NOBODY can. That fact will never change no matter what you say. But you're just going to keep trying to argue otherwise until the thread hits the bump limit, even though you have no means of arguing such a thing. You have nothing to say except "no you don't GET IT, man." Even though you don't get it either, since there's nothing to get.

I'm almost floored that this is even happening. You resurrected an argument that had already ended that had nothing to do with you and that you have nothing to contribute to except to repeatedly insist without any proof of reasoning whatsoever that I must be wrong. You are insane and I am outta here. This is an incredible waste of time.

You're just to stubborn to read back over and figure it out. You're genuinely throwing a tantrum because someone else called you out on it. You're wrong, and multiple people know you're wrong. But in your own mind you're right, and that's all that matters to you. You should grow up and stop acting like a child.

Uzumaki was p. cool. Really waiting for a proper scary Junji Ito flick though.

Anri
Cecil
Maria
Reon
Sora

The End of Evangelion

Can someone explain this please? Name of movie? Plot?

Battle Royale

It's not a movie.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

Hana-bi
Dolls
Kikujiro no natsu
Tokyo Story
Seven Samurai
Battle Royal
Nobody Knows
Postman Blues

Holy shit no, it's not made by one of them, it was mae by a guro artist.

No, they spent that little time in prison because they were underaged. That was a mistake, obviously, but the case itself made them change the laws for criminal minors.

do you have no shame OP

>WEeb detected

It's not usually weebs that think this, a lot of shows are about the Yakuza or involve them in some way. Not to mention shows like Case Closed.

It's stupid white nationalists who think all crimes are a race issue.

a.pomf.cat/tiyqkd.mp4

Wouldn't Chinese be more accurate in this case?

youtube.com/watch?v=IdXPJWODzjo
He go away with it

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