Is he, dare i say it, back?

They're making a sequel? Why? It's going to end up like the Taken films repeating the same scenario and making you wonder if he's really fit to own a dog.

>he's fucking 52 years old

how can one man be so based

youtube.com/watch?v=aMgWfOT_sQI

is kanye a truther?

What universe? Has the hotel or other characters been in other movies?

Is Keanu our guy?

>It's going to end up like the Taken films repeating the same scenario
yup
>In an interview with EW, director Chad Stahelski was asked about the level of the action scenes in his second go around with the character. In his effort to make the film exceed expectations and fulfill the need of the audiences seeing John Wick kill handfuls of bad guys, they have decided to have twice as many action scenes for the sequel, including a gigantic car chase to open up the film:

>“I would say we had twice as much action as the first movie. We took it all a full notch up as far as the driving car stuff went. A great portion of the car chase in the opening of the film is Keanu, which is very impressive.”

He's dating a qt trap as well. Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

do americans really go about their day holding guns?

I have about as much respect for John Wick as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the reddit memes that comprise John Meme.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.

Looks like patrician Kino is back on the menu boys!

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

bazinga XDDD

*tips fedora* I recognise your posting style from reddit my good sir

Honestly, I don't care if the plot is a lame retread as long as the movie delivers more great action.

You're literally not even a Cred Forums local you tourist price of trash using redmemes

He can't be our guy. maybe you Cred Forums or Cred Forums guys, but not Cred Forums

That sounds great.

>tries to give Sanctimonious, over-wordy justification for basically telling people to stop liking what he doesn't

>uses "meme dialogue"

well, you tried. Lurk a bit more and you might fool people you've been here for more than 2 weeks, squire.

Cred Forums is a board of tourists

>John Wick extended universe

only the autistic ones

Hi ya Reddit

Isn't he big enough?

>It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust
this 2bh

>black person dog
into the trash it goes

It's gonna be great

Is Man of Tai Chi good?

>doesn't know pitbulls carried ammo for British troops during WW2

Go fuck yourself champ, that breeds done more for the world than you shitposting from your hovel.

Ooops, wrong webm, looks like i don't have his john wick training webm anymore.

Yes, Keanu should play a villain more often

I found it boring as fuck.

yea the baddass assassin should have a corgi

Hired hitmen who just assassinated 100+ people and are most likely wanted by more than just the police probably do.

n word detected

I am surprisingly okay with this.

Depends on the state. Holding a gun no, but in many you can carry one openly

>comparing Taken to John Wick

-Wick's directors know how to shoot action, unlike the fucktards that made Taken 2 and 3

-Keanu does most if not all of his stunts unlike Liam "piss my pants" Neeson

-you are a huge faggot

More like John WicKino

Does anybody else think it's kinda strange that a grown man has a dog?

They better not kill that fucking doggo i swear of fucking dog

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I was comparing something very specific, that being the risk of becoming a tired old formula. Calm down.

John Wick is overrated though, that's for certain.

you're an idiot

Yeah, it is kinda faggy. A grown man should own a cat, or nothing at all.

wut

Get some taste before I stomp you back to imdb you tasteless fucking plebeian

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Fuck off Achmed

Nice try fucko.

cats are the faggiest animal of all

its fun until a hadouken.

You sound like a bitch to be honest

It's a weak as fuck comparison and you know it

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>Get some taste before I stomp you back to imdb you tasteless fucking plebeian

I tasted your mother's cunt last night and spat it back in her face for being too salty, that explains you I guess.

says the fag posting cats

literally a pleb tier animal

Not that guy but cats are shit tier animals.

Whoa big man, it's a fun movie, shut the fuck up

That is hella cute, but a German Shepherd/Rottweiler/Amstaff would provide an enormous amount of more value for a grown man to own. Just learn it to bite on command and you got the best backup in a fight you could ever hope for.

>having someone on Cred Forums tell me how to be a man
>having someone on Cred Forums tell me how to be a man
>having a (presumably) male 4channer cat owner tell me how to be man

Holy fuck, even for the section of the internet were ill-informed and downright stupid opinions go to die... this was retarded.

Well done, user.

I don't see how really. They're both surprisingly well received action films that spawned sequels. I'm just expecting this to go a similar direction, I.e. downwards.

The attitude of more is better doesn't give me any hope.

Your whole life is shit tier and yet nobody complains

DUDE PETS LMAO

On a completely unrelated note since it doesn't deserve its own thread: what the fuck is up with all the porn being spammed here today? I just hid 4 porn threads while scrolling through the catalog. Why would you try sliding the Television and Film board on a random Nicaraguan line dancing forum? What could anyone possibly gain from doing this?

>adrianne palicki will always be dead in John Wick

;____;

Cats are shit

That's terrible advice. If your doggo happens to bite someone he will be put to sleep which is terrible.

And if you're as much of a pussy that you can't handle yourself in a fight then you probably should never be in one.

You're the biggest of faggots either way.

>sister alive and making cakes
things are finally looking good for keanu

What do you think Cred Forums...will we see a Matrix reboot in our lifetime?

Highly doubt it, The matrix was a masterpiece the rest were simply cash ins, why would they reboot it anyway?
There is nothing left to expand on, oracle said neo would be back why not follow up on that, anyway keenu will be dead before any of this goes into motion, likely me and most of this board will have killed themselves by then anyway

nah, no one would touch it because it would literally be a big hot turd of career suicide

This is how I feel about a lot of great movies and they still reboot them anyway

There's always some hack hanging around ready to make it happen.