Cringekino thread

Previosly to Peter's abduction other children where taken from the orphanage. The nun said that these children where adopted by canadian familys and brought there.

Lest us not forget

youtube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw

Here is a another big fall from grace

What in the hell was john Voight thinking

youtube.com/watch?v=JXYk3HBrqZE

Angelina Jolie's Kids = JUST

Angelina Jolie's Ex Husband = JUST

Angelina Jolie's Father = JUST

I sense a pattern. She's really a succubus.

I have a feeling that this is the only entertaining part of the whole movie

If someone made a 3 hour movie of this guy just walking around town doing ordinary errands while acting this way the whole time I would watch it

This scene actually got me to watch the movie. It's atrocious. I feel embarrassed for everyone involved.

Has Jon Voight even been in anything good in the last 40 years?

>This fucking guitar shredding

Yes, the kids in the orphanage talk about running away to Canada so he assumes that's where they are.

Also as a prequel it was a total waste. Pan and Hook are bros the whole time and they never advance anything between them when they should have used the movie to setup why exactly Hook and Pan are enemies.

Make this shit happen

youtube.com/watch?v=dJpB3UvaRRE

Anyone remember when Fast and the Furious wasn't completely retarded?

No.

youtube.com/watch?v=mHk0CNnUNag

I don't care about your nostalgia, this was stupid.

Well, I guess the scene itself is supposed to be as embarrasing as it is, considering the reaction he has when he sees it. It's cringey on prupose. Of course, there's the fact that it's included in a shit movie, but I don't think it's in the same level of stuff like that Teen Spirit Pan scene.

OH LOOK IT'S THE SAME FUCKING VIDEOS FROM EVERY THREAD

Jon Voight acted in and produced a bunch the Baby Geniuses sequels so whatever.

>Cred Forums goes on a date
youtube.com/watch?v=7n70spmBHZU

This shit gets goods reviews :/

>that webm

could they be any slower in helping him

Why do dutch people use the word nigger so much? Don't they have any manners?

Help him what? It's not like his life is in danger, he just fell on his ass.

It's even worse when she asks him "how did you know the car would be there to break your fall?" and he goes "I didn't." people in the theater literally awwed and gasped at that shit

Look at his head.

His head took the blow.

KIŃÓ
I
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yeah he smacked the back of his head on the wall and looks barely conscious, no big deal

no

have you ever been there?

youtube.com/watch?v=8C_XElbs1_g

a classic

K I N O

He's one of us.

why the paperclip?

He can kill people with it.

I lost it when he brought up anime.

What the fuck was this movie

The dumbest thing is that this scene isn't even original.

youtube.com/watch?v=f4KqUxfCnXY

keith ledger plays a peasant trying to win a tournament
it's shit

Go fuck yourself everything about this movie is great.

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it's your guilty pleasure but it doesn't change the quality of the film
pure crap and he probably killed himself after rewatching it

It looks like he could've broken his neck.

SAY HELLO
TO MY-
CHOCLATE BLEND

Is this Dunka-kino?

did he die?

At least that is a musical

MICHEL THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

yes

>Al Paccino?
>Call me Dunk

Wouldn't that make hime DunkPaccino?

DID SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?

youtube.com/watch?v=pE9faDkxIoE

nevermind

> the record scratches

Wait for it...

youtube.com/watch?v=091-C8pctts

the fuck

Heat, Runaway train

youtube.com/watch?v=2jzZOgLH4KU

I like how he acts like Paul Rudd from Wet Hot American Summer in this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=ND7yJ7sMosk

Actually that was a funny scene that worked.

youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

>SO ONO

reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=4vFfl5flQPU

That movie is legitimately the worst thing I've ever seen, and whoever was responsible for it deserves to be crucified

kino

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why do so many movies end with a unnecessary dance scenes? also why is this song in so many movies? is it like really cheap?

The problem is it's not so-bad-it's-good. It's as shit and embarrassing to watch in the context of a comedy universe as it would be to watch in real life.

this is unironically patrician

youtube.com/watch?v=CLAZijxbISc

I think this scene was intentional, but goddamn it makes me cringe every single time.

>I THINK I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUU

no, it's just ironically patrician. Nice trips though

George Lucas fucked up bad with the remastering.

Man, you got a serious problem.

fucking Machete out of nowhere

>Where's Captain Hook?
He's an Indiana Jones-esque adventurer in this one. It's just as weird as it sounds, and they never really explain it.

It's a kids movie - this is appropriate.

nathan for you is the best

youtube.com/watch?v=zsY84HHAk1M

You're telling me this isn't awesome.

FUCK MOVIES

my favorite scene of all time:
>youtube.com/watch?v=emt-ufnM58I

youtube.com/watch?v=d-r5-E4hbiE

Why are Americans so retarded and Cringey when it comes to dogs?

Now I'm no Chinaman, I don't hate dogs but yanks literally treat them as if they're human and make shit like this year on year out direct to DVD.

I dont know. I prefer cats myself

youtube.com/watch?v=7nA332dCCWs

I like it

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Oh my God. I've never been able to wrap my head around suicide, and I've always thought Cobain was a piece of shit for doing it when he had a newborn daughter.

I totally get it now. I take back everything I've ever said about the man.

Is there any reason in the movie given why they're singing some popular song?

Or is it just supposed to be a song they wrote and rehearses? Like they're anthem?

I laughed so hard when he was dancing! It was such a funny movie. Will have to rent it when it's out on blu-Ray.

What? This is delightful. Marvel wishes they could pull of something this fun.

What is this shit? I can't watch it.

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pleb

fuck off, Costanza

We actually say negro and we don't consider it an offensive word.

>Banderas backhands the most important work in his life and destroys it for absolutely no reason
This is amazing

Negro just means black

God I hate musicals

LOL I LIKE IT WHEN HE FARTED

Exactly

>this was nominated for best picture

this was a deleted scene I think

It's a great scene that comments on the movie. I'll never watch the rest of the movie.

Only flamming homos dislike this scene.

>[YouTube] Bullseye Deleted Scene - Airport
>I think it might be a deleted scene

Gee I don't know, perhaps we should call in the FBI to investigate this matter

I really don't get why this scene is considered cringy.

whats the FBI's number pls?

Has anybody seen this?

They need to be found and talked to.

FYI this is probably the best scene in the movie.

literally me

no way

Litearlly you? You're the actor in that fucking video YOU FUCKING FRAUD?!!??!

it is the best picture you mongle

spy kids is unapologetically kino

what?

You read me right faggot.

Jesus christ dutch sounds like someone with severe mental retardation trying to communicate

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>He honestly doesn't like the Spy Kids trilogy

PANCAKES
youtube.com/watch?v=FK2rc4NbKco

kino

Didn't RLM parody this in one of the Half in the Bag episodes?

At first glance of the thumbnail I thought I just opened CP.

This is how I picture Infinity War

Kind of surprised nobody posted this

youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM

I unironically love this scene. It highlights how Neverland is timeless and anything, even pirates singing grunge, is possible.

FUCK MY SIDES

Gonna marathon Sliders tonight.

This was GOAT. You need to realise the F&F movies are just DnD campaigns and scenes like those are where Vin rolls a nat 20.

> You need to realise the F&F movies post F&F3 are just DnD campaigns and scenes like those are where Vin rolls a nat 20.

FTFY

Honestly I don't think this counts. Cringe is where the filmmakers tried to be good but it fails hard. This is just weird for the sake of weird

what the fuck

the armor is pretty cool... that giant ass plume though

holy

fuck

Why were they so slow to help him?

It's called a bustle and it was considered extremely stylish for the time.

>MACHETE

wtf I need to see this movie now

Yeah but the whole movie was like this, and it makes sense in context. There's like 50 different popular songs used in this. It's a contemporary bohemian musical. It may be obnoxious, but it's thematically appropriate.

yes. Adam Sandler is a hack.

what time

Mid to late 1800s.

this was actually entertaining

They really don't let you forget this was in 3D do they?

>Spy Kids 3 (2003)
>Machete (2010)

ehhhhhhhhhh, nande?!?!?!?

new version is better though

I cringed most at Bill Macey. Cmon man you were in Fargo and Boogie Nights you're above a Marmaduke paycheck

I want to make a mash up of the godfather parts 1 & 2, this scene, the scene from the new movie with Robert deniro jacking it to interacial porn, and the picture of obese marlon brando at the window

what the FUCK

It's either that song or "ONE WAY OR ANOTHER GONNA FIND YOU GONNA GET YOU GET YOU GET YOU GET YOU GET YOU GET YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER"

DEEPEST LORE

The worst thing about this is that a shitload of pirates singing could've been cool if it had been an original song, or a real sea shanty. But not fucking Nirvana

And the >nevermind

my god...

>Bill Paxton
>Game over! Game overrrr!

good lord I only saw the first two spy kids as a child. Should have kept going.

Couldn't make it to the end

/ourguy/

2016

That's what I was trying to say. Whichever moron directed Pan couldn't even manage to make an original cringe scene.

I was happier before knowing that this existed.

What the flying fuck did I even watch? What kind of acting was that?

That godawful remake was a cringefest on its own

I loved when they had that police pursuit in Rio that was exactly like Puerto Rico...

Blackbeard offhandedly mentions he kidnaps kids from all time periods. Guess I he picked up a 90s kid. It's stupid.

IRL the cast started singing the song during rehearsals and the director liked it so much he put it in the movie.
You must not be familiar with the song. Imagine they were singing Hotline Bling instead. That's why.
True. That shows how shit the movie is.

Everything from Raimi's Spiderman 3.
Everything from Warcraft.
Everything from The Star Wars prequels.

youtube.com/watch?v=nfHuZ5qrYX4

>Brings up super obscure artist Clifton Bowles as the as the only suggestion after typing just "clif"

I think this upsets me the most.

What's with the mexican sunday morning soap opera green screen effect?

I've seen better green screen effects from twitch cam whores.

>BING IT!

>wull im thur uncle
10/10 moment

How awful must Antonio Banderas's career be if he reads a script that includes a cowboy amusement park owner branding a robot with the word "DINKY" and agrees to be in the movie.

what the flying fuck

KINO

Actually Robert Rodriguez got all those people in the movie just because he's friends with them.

Hold the fucking phone.
Brands are supposed to be backwards, so therefore when Dinky brands the robot it'll appear backwards.

Shit movie

they couldn't even remove the search history

every day we drift further from god's light.

>I know it was you

At that point, Antonio was doing movies for his kids. We wanted to be in more movies that his kids could watch. This was why he did Spy Kids and Puss'n'Boots.

Because of this, Antonio feels Puss'n'Boots is the greatest role he has ever had.

When you think about it, he basically plays himself in Spy Kids.
>"I am working on the most important thing of my life!"
>"Your kids are in trouble."
>Destroys thing and goes after his kids

Good man. It's like Raul Julia doing Street Fighter because his kids said they would hate him if he didn't do it.

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The only good part of Jack & Jill

Puss n Boots is pretty good desu

If it means anything user, your anger at Jon Voight fighting a cartoon dog cracked him up

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How is this Marmaduke? The comic strip is just about a family with a Great Dane. There's no dancing or surfing or whatever the fuck this movie was.

Marmaduke doesn't even talk in the comic strip

Incoming Hong Kong kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=jWGOzKmTrKM

Better than Scarface

Holy shit the production on this is hilarious

Is that clip also A Better Tomorrow?

Goddammit these movies are too fuckin' good

>that production
>them talking about niggers
>that random cut to more nigger talk

I don't think I understand.

pleb

yeah, Karate Dog

...yes
youtube.com/watch?v=8hAovTH_n8M

I cant stand watching young europeans LARPing as hip young Americans

are people really surprised by this?
yall haven't seen moulin rouge?

This entire scene
youtube.com/watch?v=gjmv1ywSpMs

>wearing 2 different shoes

>Those comments
Jesus

>this wasn't posted
youtube.com/watch?v=qtx18tPNda4

Does intentional cringe count?

That was just Raiimi taking the piss. Parker is such a fucking nerd that even his corrupted, evil side is a gigantic dork.

This is fucking kino

fooking fantastic m8

but this actually looks like a 2016, post-ironic super bowl commercial. it would sell millions

holy fuck

That's what I don't get. People always seem to take it as some sort of misguided attempt to make Peter cool. Are people that dumb? Raimi has the extras laughing at him most of the time. Peter's supposed to be a giant faggot in 3.

he doesn't even fucking show up either

Rodriguez is untouchable.

youtube.com/watch?v=7j23wSxuYEU

>Cello

>Get me some milk

>Make me some more cookies

>The walking with the popped collar

>The dancing

Holy shit so much kino in one movie.

I can't tell if this scene is awesome or terrible or something in between.

youtube.com/watch?v=59ahx9ckqIw

Context: Across the Universe is a pretty cool musical that features a soundtrack entirely comprised of Beatles songs. This scene has Eddie Izzard as Mr. Kite. The movie also features Bono (fuck that guy) as "The Walrus" and Joe Cocker as a pimp. Pretty great movie, in my opinion. This scene, though... I don't know.

so random

you can die/become paralysed by falling on your ass