After sex films

What are the best films to watch after making love to your gf and when you're cuddling?

You do have a gf right?

My choice: Eyes Wide shut. Women love that shit.

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First I'm gonna need a name

Literally found her name through 2 seconds of reverse image searching. Try not being such a lazy retarded newfag.

A Serbian Film is my go-to after a hot session of frothy pounding

last time I did this we watched Chef. Made us hungry and I made her aglio e olio then we fucked again. good shit

Eyes Wide Shut is probably the worse relationship movie ever made what the fuck is wrong with you OP is this bait?

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>frotting

Sorry bro, I was talking about heterosexual intercourse.

'no'

After sex you go to fucking sleep. What are you, hercules?

When I was maybe 19 or 20 I watched Gay Niggers from Outerspace on my laptop with a girl I'd just had sex with for the first time.
It was a defining moment in my life.

Zoolander

>after making love to your gf and when you're cuddling?
I don't get it.

After sex you literally have the feeling of having your life purpose completed. Because that's what it literally is.
Might as well watch a good film afterwards.

I turn on It Follows and fucking bolt.

I usually want to leave or her to leave after im done 3 pumping her. Also I don't have a girlfriend anymore, funny enough I broke up with her because she has shit taste in movies

One Night in Paris

>life's entire purpose is having sex where most of the time you're using some kind of birth control
Kek, nobody can be this shallow.

Are you dyslexic?

Yeah cavemen surely did use birth control.

Ur a massive swollen without a doubt completely justified and an qualified asshole

Cavemen fucked and raped for a few days and then went out to scavenge and then died at 20

Film the sex and watch it afterwards while commenting.

you mad m'lady?

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Yes I'm fucking mad

did this once but it grossed me out
I learned that actual real sex doesn't look nearly as exciting or good as in porn
and many of the positions they use are uncomfortable and awkward to attempt irl

LOL roastie detected.

Not even him but this year I've ghosted and dumped 6 girls alone. Feels fucking good man.

Jordyn grew up fast.

Batman vs Superman

Don't do that.

>my face when I tried to film the last time I had sex secretly but just got the audio
>I haven't had sex since then
>I think im cursed now
>I play the tape over ever night wearing head phones
>hearing her moan makes me cry/cum

help

if by "making love to your gf " you mean "masturbation" and by "cuddling" you mean lying naked covered in my own seed I'd say the best films to watch in that state are stoner comedies

whoa this thread is so cool my sex men

Think i'll knock her up instead

why does that make you cry?

Because I miss her when its pitch black and no one by my side

Protip: Women's brains release progesterone when they orgasm, a hormone which puts them to sleep. If your girl doesn't fall asleep after a fuck session, she probably wasn't entirely satisfied.

why did you guys break up? :(

this, if she ain't sleepy, go back down there and finish the job

>normalfags

Bane?

she found me boring, probably the sex was bad

I have heard that before...

t. Hans your average cuck german

she sounds like a slut, don't worry over her. find someone better my dude

Is that Nathan?

>dude muh gf lmao
Literal cancer

yes he is a straight alpha man

She kind of was but still miss it. Im just lonely right now, don't know anyone at my college

If you are asking this seriously

She doesn't like movies, we watch shit like reddit and morty and community

>She doesn't like movies, we watch shit like reddit and morty and community

Son I ...

falling in love with a slut was your first mistake

I know that feel too well. I eventually met someone else and now we're engaged but thinking back, I was in total depression.

I haven't had a serious relationship in like 4 years sigh.

my gf

What ?

I was hoping for actual suggestions but it's all just shitposting. Why do things have to be this way?

dude Chef I'm telling you it's lighthearted and the food will make her hungry and horny

Before trilogy,(Maybe just stick to first two) Amelie, Lost in Translation, Grand Budapest, All of Wes Anderson's films

that was just the top of my head

Thank you friendo. You're a true hero in this shitshow

But sluts are so much fuuuun!

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Asking on Cred Forums was your mistake. Go ask the normies on facebook or twitter instead.

my gf

Kek, I know we meme about virginity but you actually are one aren't you?

cartman?

its fun until you accidentally catch feelings

>mfw I watch all the things I love alone.

;_;

well there are a few loud and obnoxious permavirgin and they sperg out anytime sex gets mentioned

other than that I don't think so

This...this is me.

my gf and her bull

How is this picture still up? Why are mods such shit at their jobs?

BIG

Why would it be deleted?

This is a blueboard aka sfw board no nudity allowed

>triggered virgin starts spamming porn to get the thread deleted

pathetic tbqh

...

looks like its ripping her in two

me desutbh lads

Ohh that makes sense

after sex you just continue watching the rest of the movie that was on when you started having sex

>enough energy to watch a movie after fucking

the only thing you should be doing is eating then sleeping. If you actually fucked on the regular that is.