Bake Off

Who here is watching the greatest show on earth tonight?

is that kojima with hillary?

my glasses broke

Thank fuck that awful old biddy has gone. She drove me up the wall.

If that smug yellow-toothed ginger twat does well again I'll hit my girlfriend

I want to do lewd things to Sue Perkins

>there is now a countdown on how many episodes left with my adoptive Nan Mary Berry

I don't see what punching your hand is going to fix.

It's me in the back.

So you're /ourguy/?

Without Mary or the presenters, the C4 show is dead on arrival. There is a countdown on how many episodes are left full stop.

channel 4 yet?

I won't watch that degenerate, dapper dyke.

Fuck Val

who will be tonights master baker?

I WANT TO TRICK SUE PERKINS INTO EATING DAINTY PASTRIES COVERTLY IMBUED WITH MY SEMEN

So glad shes gone

Oh God I want Mary Berry to breastfeed me and stroke my hair while I weep the tears of a lost young man

I would watch that show

I love Sue Perkins, I wish she would try a boy just once so I could have a chance ;_;

Good thread

I hope Selasi does well for once.

>ywn jizz in Candice's sour dough

Fucking hate Jane

She did. She loved men, in her own words

Of course you do, he's our guy

She probably produces creme anglaise.

take a shot every time Candice pouts

Those dick sucking lips :o

nooo
i could be the one for her
>ywn cuddle on the couch in pajamas and comfy socks and stroke her hair while watching attenborough documentaries

Female Ainsley Harriott gonna fuck it.

Feelings on Paul Hollywood betraying the whole group?

I hope he perishes like a dog desu

Megabastard

Could argue he was loyal to the show

AAAAAA WHAT HAPPENED

I've seen like 2 episodes of this. Without a doubt in my mind, I think they give praises to all the Mudslimes and darker regardless if the food is good or not. Wouldn't want to upset their minority quotas now

Disgusting show, would never watch ever again

HE'S A CUNT

He's not one for monogomy

Why exactly is best waifu not wearing cute lipstick

What's your problem, lad?

Back to Cred Forums

don't take the b8

Oh god Candace has dropped the garish lipstick and become perfect. I want her so much it actually hurts lads

Take my spicy dog knot desu

Rating on Candice's lipstick colour this week?

>Baker of the week last week was the whitest white girl ever

His fucking name is Hollywood, and you didn't expect him to be a Jew?

the judges nearly threw up Little Britain style when the Indian guy put curry on his Yorkshire Puddings

Trash taste

killme/10

Jesus Christ Tom stop fucking up you loser

>that gross green good colouring
Why

Precisely what you said.

Apprentice soon lads

>currynigger fucking up
>autism tom fucking up as usual
>candice fucking up
>ginger tranny fucking up
THIS EPISODE

Jane star baker and Tom going home.

MUH POUTFU

>This series

This would be a dangerous drinking game

Did best waifu just call Mary a tart?
REDEEMED

>wink

Jesus help.

>this innuendo
Lmao

Please tell me someone screen capped this

oh bollocks what did I miss?

>messy bushes

F I L T H
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Why does Paul do the CIA stance so much?

BAKE?

> using blowtorch to make it browner
> "are you saying the blowtorch is the difference between you and Selasi?"

edgy racial humour there

You're a big pie.

Raimi for new C4 host?

>Tom doing well
What is happening

>"Fougasse-ious material"
What did she mean by this?

Tom don't fuck up now !

The Paki is going home today

Candice must be on the rag this week. Not performing.

...

The black bloke will win.

Paki girl last time black man this time.

Next series it'll be a tranny

Go be a paki lover somewhere else.

this is a shit bake 2bh

she should've been on it in episode 2 as well then, didn't she get star baker that week?

Aye that explains the lack of lipstick too

>channel 4 bake off
>hosted by Rylan, Josh Widdecombe and Russel brand
>takes place on a deserted island
>have to hunt down own ingredients

What is this nigger shit and why would civilised people care.


Thanks for the (You) though~~~

I AM A PATIENT BOY!

Can see Ainsley winning it lads

is Tom, dare I say it, back?

Hes only good at baking bread. Expect him to be his usual shit self next week

The band is called Fugazi. Get it, cause it sort of sounds like fougasse

>No Bear Grylls
>Not calling it Dessert Island Whisks

Muh dick/10

I appreciated your joke my friend

>may contain scenes some viewers might find offensive, nudity, strong language

I WAIT

I WAIT

I WAIT

>hair down candice

Call an ambulance.

Candice nudes please

Yes but what possible relevance could this have to baking. Perhaps you are merely """""rusing""""" me?

>that tongue action from candice

>candice without makeup

Trash it

>baking history segments featuring Alan Carr

Inb4 rav does a curry paste infused coconut and lime bake

she's wearing makeup

>Selasi came last in the technical

If the ginger twat stays and based negro leaves I will drop this show

Not enough.

Meant lipstick or is she wearing one?

>this disgraceful candice fetishising
you lads should be ashamed of yourself. where is the love for resident mummfu Kate?

DOUBLE EVICTION WHEN


jesus christ is Candice crying abour her bloody grandmother again

>using tea in your dough again
>After the judges hating it two times this series already.

>Thomas
>looks like a cuck
>is a cuck

POTTERY
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Y

Fuuuck, not even memeing I bet that twat ends up involved

Candice would suck the suck the icing out of your pipe if you know what I mean

I can almost guarantee your waifu is a whore.

Why? I always got a weird feeling from her

>unbuttoned shirt
>white tshirt
autism confirmed

wtf i hate tom now

Who else /flora/?

Flora was too thicc for any man to handle t

Her yellow as fuck teeth put me off.

MOVE

HE HAS A BOMB

>that autism grunt

/flora/, /martha/ and /kate/ are the pinnacle of /gbbo/

>I'll represent the boys. Put a flag in for the lads.

Can Selasie get any more based?

Rav fuck off u fat paki and stick to baking naan bread in your dad's takeaway

More screentime for better slags

>Tom is a weeb

Massive surprise there

holy shit selasi's flowers look top tier

top tier bake off waifus... never understood the appeal of this ayy lmao

Sel is the GOAT

CANDICE NOOOO
They're super autistic for things being orderly

ruby is a complete bitch

I have literally only just started warming to Rav, and he's going to be kicked off

> that moment when you realise all the things they said are true.
> there is good.
> there is god.

>/Kate/
Mummfu confirmed

>shit talking Candice
Alrite thats it Rav I hope Mary spits your cake out

based

I ship Benjamina and Selasie desu

My mans

I'd munch Candice's cake

It's so obvious they're shagging already

Mary getting SAVAGE

Ging BTFO

Oh shit Andrew's gone

See ya batty boy

Tfw Paul barebacks candice whilst Tom watches and pipes icing into his bumhole

Jeez Mary.

Selasie is married.

But yeah, his wife must notice all the little looks they give each other

damn that was brutal
>paul defends candice's repeated fuckups
>destroys andrew at every opportunity

But muh ship

M A S H P O T A T O

OH GOD PLEASE LET ANDREW BE DONE I HATE THAT TWAT SO MUCH COME ON COME ON GET HIS YELLOW TOOTHED FUCKING FACE OFF MY SCREEN

Fuck yeah Selasi. What a lad.

>solasie goating it up

POOR LITTLE WHITE TOM

Goddamn Selasi's cake looks great.

>primary colours: the cake

GET FUCKED EVERYONE ELSE, SELASIE 4 STAR BAKER

Is Selasi /our guy/?

Oh shit it's either Rav or Andrew. Probably Rav

has been since the start

You even have to ask?

>Doesnt really care about baking
>Sneaking cheeky looks at the women.
Obviously.

Why are lesbians so cringe?

I hate Andrew so much

OUR FUCKING LAD

WHO /WHITEMALE/ HERE

>Tom over solasi

What the FUCK

>fougasse pedal
Fucking love those two haha

no more curry yorkshires

RACIST BBC
RACIST BBC

REEEEEE NOT ALL MUSLIMS

They have to try to get women like us.

RIP Rav

1 darkie down, 2 to go

make gbbo white again

Called it

For fucks sake Andrew better gtfo next week

>It's a "Rav has squeezed by too many times and is fucked this week regardless so why should I even try" episode

>dark lipstick Candice back next week
!!!

She looks like Ed Byrne with a vagina.

But in a good way.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I don't like Rav but I really passionately hate Andrew

Who else /aba/ here?

Will Tom kill everyone in an autism rage?

muh strong womyn soldier next

michelle keegan in a fucking swimsuit lads

Watching Can't Pay, We'll Take it Away lads.

Best show on TV

Best bakefu by far, just want to buy a cottage in he Scottish highlands with her, where we live out our days with her baking and me relentlessly pounding her anus.

Flora would be horny as fuck for actual vaginal sex so she can have 10 kids

Ah bless you ROMANOV! Yuri that cunt got what he deserved! MOTHER RUSSIA

All these yellow teeth comments. Do Americans realise that these are normal teeth and that getting your teeth deliberately weakened to make them whiter will make you lose them in old age?

>Pipes icing into his soggy bottom

How did you not go for that?

I gotcha fellas.

He quoted fucking Dune the other week

Underrated post

Was it the Litany Against Fear?

Wrong religion

Top fucking lad.

It was yeah. "Fear is the mind killer"

That just adds to the humour

Proper filth

are you female? because she is a lesbian

It doesn't matter because she, like all Scottish girls, is well up for anything in bed.

Actually the most tolerable cooking show ever produced. No fucked up cam shots, no fucking cringe noises, no stupid drama.
Just chill people cooking in a tent with comfy carpet and cozy lighting. The hosts are fine, the judges fair.
I dont care about who wins, I just wish could watch more online but its impossible to findd outside of netflix's sibgle season.
10/10 foodkino

Apparently whenever one of the contestants has a meltdown the presenters stand behind them swearing and insulting giant brands so the drama footage can't be used. If that's true they're fucking legends.

I'm amazed it took you guys this long to find out about it, and it's pure pottery that it's practically the last season.