Where the FUCK is the new Hansen vs Predator episode?

>You have a fiance, don't you?

>Ehhhhh....

So cringy when they try to act cool with Hansen like they don't know anything

>Hey what's up? :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=3USTI9X7QsQ

Shitty yt version

>Thank you for this experience, really :)

This is the weakest episode so far, actually the whole season so far is disappointing and only one predator per episode is unacceptable. At least female decoy is cute.

Good YT version: youtube.com/watch?v=DDWDbZK0zdo

>major sandwich chain
JARED REBORN

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>try to report post
>click image search google

fug

Oh no...

FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS CP

RIP

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>it's a Chris Hansen grills a pedo episode

I'm cozy and hyped

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

I DON'T WANT TO GET ARRESTED

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

/entrapment/ general

kys scum

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Kill yourself.

Hansen is doing god's work

party van is incoming....

How is that decoy supposed to pass for a 13 year old boy?

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He looks like a 35 year old Arab. It's like rapefugees who claim they're 14-17 when they're actually 30-40.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS PLS

because the pedos don't care what age they actually are they just want to fug

>Are we going to find any sexual material with minors on your computer?

holy fuck this guy

>Signs away rights
>"I have no friends"
These predators are all fucked in the head.

>my dad made this, want to come look at it?
God that made me cringe.

Didn't the old Cred Forums crowd who liked this show used to be pedos?

That was the impression I used to get.

NOTHING SEXUAL

>That decoy
Is this a joke?

>A valid entrapment defense has two related elements: (1) government inducement of the crime, and (2) the defendant's lack of predisposition to engage in the criminal conduct.
>Mere solicitation to commit a crime is not inducement... Nor does the government's use of artifice, stratagem, pretense, or deceit establish inducement.
>Even if inducement has been shown, a finding of predisposition is fatal to an entrapment defense
>The predisposition inquiry focuses upon whether the defendant "was an unwary innocent or, instead, an unwary criminal who readily availed himself of the opportunity to perpetrate the crime."

Neither the inducement or predisposition criteria are met in the situations that occur on this show. In every case they are Pedophiles looking to molest children and affirmatively seek out the fake opportunity provided by Hansen.

Might be, sending that shit through google is probably the worst one could do. I mean I don't think there will be any real trouble once they clear all my stuff, but shit, that will be a fucking hassle. And that shit sticks to you, even if found innocent.

Yeah his hairline alone screams college age+

His face in general is fairly mature, like 20-35 range

Shit decoy, the blonde gay decoy from the original series really overplayed the "gay accent" but he looked convincing and he was able to entice every pedo right into the house, probably the best QB rating of TCAP, right up there with Casey

in his motormouth backtracking ramblings he says he has several friends that are underage. you can see hansen struggling to parse what is coming out of his idiot mouth

Pedo tears are why are what makes Hansen threads so comfy.

>13
what the fuck

>he was able to entice every pedo right into the house,

IT'S NOT ENTRAPMENT GUISE

BASED HANSEN XD

clear cached web content my man, worst comes to worst you can clearly show them that your part of an anti-pedo community and have great interest in bringing these dispicable criminals to justice.

Yeah, weak decoy

Should have gone with a weak framelet high e face cuck instead of a pseudo-chad

he doesnt have msnbc's resources anymore

Fuck off pedo

>your part of an anti-pedo communit
wow Cred Forums really has come to the normalfags

Pedos, fuck off back to /lgbt/, /mlp/, Cred Forums and /jp/.

you have plausible deniability if it's one image, it's not like you went to a child porn site, I doubt they'd send anyone out on the account of a single image, like with piracy, they focus more on shutting it down at the source than they do going after individuals.

Ah this censoring is just like my javs.

>I have lots of underage friends - I don't give them drugs or anything!

What the fuck?

fuck off pedo
>wow people don't support pedos anymore whats wrong with you guys?

>FUCK
Language!

fail pedo is fail

It is pretty excessive, and its obvious the Jurassic Park logo

This guy started his 2 year jail sentence on July 1

tetradcore.com/convictions.html

HOW YA DOIN STANLEY

>I live with mommy and daddy
He did not look like he was young enough to call his parents mommy and daddy

>"do you live by yourself?"
>"no i live with my 3 dogs"

damn """""""""""""""""""""""""""""oldfags""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" will really complain about fucking anything wont they?

Take our cloths off?

JUST

Dude still got them fat rolls.

Can you even get in trouble for accidentally watching CP in a place that has nothing to do with CP?

No, don't be ridiculous.

>facebook com/profile.php?id=100011221052865

Is this him?

Kek, this is how cucked numales are today

god fuck this guy, how does he sleep at night? is he even listening to what he is saying? every sound he made was a lie. fuck that fucking faggot, i want to gather a mob together and beat him senseless. same with hansen for that fucking piss poor excuse of a decoy.

nice

Do we know what sand which chain Jesse worked at?

>tfw Hansen trawls grindr looking for twink decoys

I bet it's subway.

this is the saddest one so far because there are now 3 dogs without a home

probably in the pound waiting for the eventual injection after not getting adopted

RIP

GET ON THE GRAUND

Quizno's

who gives a fuck about a dog lol

looks to be. his last post was june 30, right before he was imprisoned.

t. nigger

;_;

Kek. 13 year olds don't have mature hairlines like this guy. Terrible decoy.

t. numale

I'm going to get on this show and at the end bring a bunch of Hansen memorabilia for him to sign, the whole thing will be a ruse for me to get a handshake and a signature from him and I'll tell him I'm his biggest fan.

When I walk in there I'll ask the decoy where's hansen?

Those dogs will be fine. They will probably stay with his friends.

Okay this is by far the worst one and proves that these guys are just lonely.

The decoy looks nowhere near 13 but the guy still wanted him and came into the house. The thing is, these people are just lonely looking for some attention. This is entrapment.

The pedo's facebook says that he's in a relationship with this guy and this photo was posted after the arrest. So the dogs are with the boyfriend.

>crimewatchdaily.com/videos/0-motkx6sk/
He meant he is one of those PIDF guys who play shitty scenari in their headsupon being confronted with Hansen.

The boyfriend is probably a pedo too so get rid of those dogs from him.

Is Jonah next?

I can't get over the decoy

>Muscle development
>JNot that small
>Balding

HAHAHAHHAHA

How's the ratings? Is he getting enough to have more episodes in the future?

yes they are probably lonely

but they went to the house with the knowledge that they were visiting an underage kid after having a conversation in which (if tetrad is like pj) the perp lead the entire sexual aspect of the conversation

that is a crime so they are criminals, deal with it

obviously we would all have to see the chatlogs to pass a real armchair judgment but tetrad core won't release them like pj used to

t. doublenigger

Shit. Don't expect any more after these cases.

It is their most popular vids on their youtube channel. With that in mind, that might mean another season if we're lucky.

Why was the text on his shirt blurred?

At 2:29. There is the girl decoy!!

I hate Hansen.

If you search for news on Google, there are stories about new arrests connected with the series (not these first ten.) More are coming.

Extremely graphic depiction of a dead animal

I wonder if he's been buttraped yet

This dude looks like John Cena lite in the second image.

he will go far in acting

Picture of a young boy with a sub sandwich going up his ass.

What did he mean by this?

>in a place that has nothing to do with CP
>WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.avi

LMAO

Jurassic Park Logo

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>He's just lonely
>Actually engaged!!

I thought today's ep was the neckbearded fatso in blue shirt.

link to some articles? I can't find any searching for "hansen vs predator" or "chris hansen arrest"

yeah sending dick picks to a 13 year old, it's just a joke lol, i was just lonely lol.

THIS guy is supposed to be 13 years old?

>13 year old
Where is this 13 year old exactly? What is his name?

Why was he doing the Bowie expression?

16 at the youngest, but 13 was a huge stretch.

You gotta be patient for that!

Nice name

Fuck, he played the PIDF card, "THANK U FOR THE XP". "Meant nothing by it.". "Just JK"

unJUSTed

is that malcom in the middle?

He said they're going to do more - not just focused on sex predators. That's exciting, because the TCAP spinoffs where they investigated ID thieves and Nigerian scammers were pretty good.

Also keep in mind this segment must have been crazy cheap to produce.

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I'm new to this, what is PIDF?

Should've been a Banepost

no fucking way haha

>AM I UNDER ARREST?
Fuck, he's one of those tards.

TSUJ

IDF is always Internet Defense Force, so I assume the P is Pedophile.

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Pedophile Internet Defense Force

Cool, thanks

>proves that these guys are just lonely.

He was engaged. This would be a better example of how everybody who walks in that door is full of shit.

Except for Papi.

Haha, irony

qt decoy confirmed

Chris Hansen eats the dogs.

>ooh I did NOT know I sent THAT
>eeoowoehh

seriously, how can you not instantly tell that the dudes not fucking 13

Papi is a madman

>shows up with dinner for just himself
>doesn't bullshit Hansen
>can hold half a gallon of piss in his bladder
>loves chinese chicken noodles
>sexes a 15-yo but it's
>NOT A HER

Seems cute!

>seriously, how can you not instantly tell that the dudes not fucking 13

Exactly. That's why the pedo asked for the decoy's ID.

I have a hard time believing this was the best male decoy they could find. The kid is probably the producer's cousin or something.

Heasked for the ID because he saw the dude looked much older than he was supposed to.

is it me or did this guy seem way too gay to be this bad of a dresser?

>my mommy keeps it in her purse
YOU ARE A 28 YR OLD MAN!

That guy will come out a psycho killer. Well done Chris.

RIP Zimmerman

He might have already been one.

Malcolm on the bottom maybe...

The decoy said that, not Jesse

What's the best way to handle the situation if you ever find yourself in the show?

start baneposting

What the fuck are those words

You don't try to fuck 12 years old.

I know

its advanced 4chantism

swallow a cyanide capsule

Pull out a knife and then slit your own throat.

You will be a martyr and the show will never be on the air.

Walk out without saying anything to chirs. Ask for a lawyer when questioned by police.

That's exactly what all the people who got off in the old cases did.

Act genuinely surprised to be accused of being a pedo. Get out your laptop under the pretense that you have evidence that will prove your innocence, while actually showing Chris Hansen your collection of rare pepe memes. See how long you can string him along until he realizes you're not going to show him any evidence.

Survey the area where the house is an hour before you arrive, see if any suspicious groups or vehicles/camera crews are floating about.

Also, start singing copyrighted music and if you can, wear a hat to cover hair and sunglasses too just for kekes.

You planning an appearance?

youtube.com/watch?v=vu_2dAaszT0

why the fuck was she taking pictures of the texts, doesn't she know how to screenshot?

youtube.com/watch?v=oUcw7XIWISI

>"i thought this was brazil and just wanted to meet their parents"

Have any of these guys actually appeared with a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade yet? That was always a riot in the original.

Oh fuck, is that Kei? Or Peele.

Both are in the skit. Key helps arrest him at the end.

He was trying to block the camera at first, then he realized it was a futile gesture but the stress of it locked him in.

DECOY A CUTE! CUTE!

>works at subway
Does Jared's pedo ring go deeper than we think?

They will if they get a glimpse of that midwestern twinky goodness.

The next episode better be this wizard or I'm going to be really annoyed.

It's very strange. I thought they did nothign before forming their duo. Thye lied!

What do you think the sub sauce is made of?

>el-oh-el

kek the kid looks like he's 25 and he's a shit actor

>maybe if I say mommy and daddy he'll think i'm a real kid

what is this expression trying to convey?

This is the only method that got anyone off the hook: Once you enter the house, keep on saying "you're 18 right?"
This is assuming you weren't graphic in the chat and didn't send any dick pics

>This gay dude is trying to bamboozle me
>Is his head so far up his ass he actually thinks anyone believes his shit?

In other words, disbelief

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>I have no idea what this bumblefuck is rambling about
>I'll just say: what was your plan here?

Punished Hansen.

kill hansen on the spot

Pedo cuck like you would offer to suck his cock.

>works for a major sandwich chain
>doesn't bring any

You don't wanna touch anybody!

Was this guy convicted? I heard he was arrested later but no idea if he actually got convicted or not.

what Is on his Tshirt? the blurred red reminds me of the Colorado flag.

youtube.com/watch?v=msimASAXoys

Absolutely, he even got more time tacked on for lying to the judge.

washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/01/AR2006120100898.html

>crimewatchdaily.com/videos/0-motkx6sk/
>you wanna netflix, and chill?
>thats kinda a weird question
lel

Do not speak a SINGLE word on camera, walk outside and get arrested as calmly as possible. Ask for a lawyer before interrogation, keep quiet.

You're already more or less fucked, but if you stay silent you might not get aired on television, which is the worst punishment of them all.

Probably best advice.

hot damn famalam, good eye

YAMAZAKI

OUTO

This is the only reasonable thing you can do.

I'd also suggest not sending pictures/porn or doing anything too exciting in the chat.

>sending dick pics to underage children
its like they want to go to prison

This might be the weakest predator yet, even Hansen at the end doesn't look too smug about netting this guy. Then again he broke two laws.

tfw wanting to get Hansen's autograph

get accused of being a geriatrophile

actually meet hansen

realize I'm 12

get arrested

fug

What do I do now bros? I don't look good on camera.

this show is pure evil

Slightly unrelated, what happens if you're chatting with some underage girl and she sends you nudes, without a warning or anything? You don't send any in return.

I mean it's possession, but it's kinda silly, a girl could literally plan to send a guy to jail like that.

It's necessary evil.

When does the next episode air? I hope someone makes a compilation of all 10 episodes when they are done.

Anakin pls go

entrapment bullshit

it happened to me once with a gril I met on /soc/
Delete that shit instantly.

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Well that guy didn't look 13 at alll. Would not lust.

>he's a general manager in a major sandwich shop chain...
>but Velez has something else planned for today's menu
Holyfuckingshit, is this really the best show for hilarious puns?

How are you supposed to prosecute when it could be two of age perverts just role playing?

Decoys disconnect at the first mention of roleplaying.

>13 year old
>looks like some college baseball player

Is this episode 4? This is the 4th I've seen, have I missed any?

No.

that decoy has crows feet. wtf

Find Anthony Palumbo, he can help you in prison

YO! NBC TWO WORDS, ROLE-PLAYING CHAT ROOM, DUDE.

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i laughed at that part, because you know he was in shock at that moment.

They always had sketches together on MADtv. Gay Gangsters, Man Up, etc.

Entrapment: The Show

Bring a friend to act as cameraman and then lecture the decoy on how dangerous his/her behavior was.
Once Hansen steps out, bust a Joey Salads and claim "it was just a social experiment, bro!"

Who the fuck would believe that decoy wasn't a college fratboy putting on a borderline offensive accent?

anyone else feel bad for that fat faggot?

>general manager at a major sandwich restaurant chain

THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT'S SUBWAY

I felt bad that I almost felt bad for him
It upset me how naturally and easily he was lying about everything. Makes me wonder if he's done this before

>pedophile apologist

Leave before i get angry

Damn, he already looks tougher. Is that really the same guy?

his colon is definitely getting some exercise

John Wick apparently does.

*Farts loudly*

There, there's my colon exercise.

>decoy has 5 o'clock shadow

no he sent a dick pic and texted what sex acts they were gonna do

Why is this man still at large

No one knows because it isn't a real fucking tv show

>all Cred Forums posters

called it

sand nigger

Livestream yourself with a POV gopro or something then when chris comes out pull out two handguns and run after him then the cops

What happened?

SWIM would say don't be dumb enough to go to their house unless they've already sent you a sexually explicit video online.

how much worse it is to be caught going after boys than girls?

not talking about legally but just overall fuck my shit up tier?

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How did he let himself go so bad? He looks 30 years older in that 2015 pic.

Guilt0

Order a pizza for the house with special delivery instructions where the guy has to introduce himself as your username

Hansen threads need to be deleted and banned.
Cred Forums was not intended for television shows to shill their shitty shows.
Report and hide all Hansen threads.

why didn't hansen bring up the text messages that they brought up in the show?

what

has he not been on yet ? I've only seen the one with the mega creepy 40 year old who wanted a hug.
>tfw worrying for qt decoy

Probably saving the best for last.

Punished Boo

people think they are scaring away cunny posters

Will the cunny spammer make an appearance on HvP?

You're looking for /film/.
TV has been shit for years.

Yes.

>They call themselves "Bunny Hunters"
Sure that's not a crazy typo?

>13

MODS

Okay, so I don't know if the allegations have any sort of validity to them or if it is all just a meme, but why the fuck does he style his hair like a little boy? It's the pedo-iest thing I've ever seen. It really doesn't help his case.

I am in college right now and I see guys that look about 15 all the time. There is no way this was the best they could do. Shit they could of got a lesbian 18 year old with short hair to do better than this guy. Fuck he looks older than i do and I am 22.

hes fat and ugly, the fuck you want from him?

Didn't work for the guy that tried it.

>goo goo ga ga, i wive with my mommy and daddy

mostly because the crime is entirely in the chatlogs

>Arabian Frankie Muniz

He looks about 40

he clearly knows how to talk, he's a good manager, promote him

Terrible acting from the decoy. The predators must be complete fucking dumb shits to fall for such obvious bait.

>'He's engaged'

Well not for long

In prison, he'll be the pie

This is my first Hansen vs Predator thread and all I have to say is

holy SHIT Hansen got fat, look at his fucking gut

>Valez won't be dining on submarines anytime soon

OH I DISAGREE CHRIS

>13yo
>grade 7-8
>still saying mommy and daddy

tbf the casting call for "18+ young looking actors, must be able to look and act 12-15 years old, will be interacting with REAL LIFE PEDOPHILES" is probably slim pickings

Really makes you think.

Which one is Kaiji?

they're pretty desperate to play up the "pedophile" angle, even when the decoy can grow a full beard in a week.

ok i just started it from the link at the start of the thread. is there more new episodes?

What a shit decoy. The guy was okay but he looks too old.

Beautiful trips confirmed.

Bless him.

When are we going to have another Hansen spoof where a crew takes photos of him eating fast food all the time and next time he goes out he is asked to take a seat and is shown all these pictures of him eating fatty foods?

I would totally fucking do that if I was in America.

>This guy is 28

Cute though, built good.

would eat ben and jerry's funky monkey off body

have a seat
youtube.com/watch?v=BMNHn-_Y3-o

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this the weirdest one. like all spics have that tone voice when they are trying to weasel their way out of something i just find it really uncomfortable

fuckin kek

This will be the cleanest, best pleasure of this season. I guarantee it.

Lol imagine your friends seeing this on TV and making fun of you for 'looking 13' for the next few years

No thanks

Wonder how much the decoys get paid

>Legendary Redditor