""""loser"""" character

>naturally pretty and genuinely nice girl
>dates some bully jock Chad for who knows what reason
>Chad boyfriend beats people up in front of her for no other reason than him being a complete sociopath
>main character still has a crush on the girl and wishes that she would date him instead

This pisses me off so much. Why would a nice girl like that be into a sociopath unless she too enjoys watching people suffer? Girl who dates bullies is a huge red flag.

>autistic/retard character is an idiot-savant instead of just an idiot

I'm sure since there are countless movies and tv shows that you can be able to name one
That is, if you're not full of shit

>>main character still has a crush on the girl and wishes that she would date him instead

It's because he's a cuck

well, first off you're economically independent
second thing, you clearly don't have problems interacting with people since you have friends
those are two massive advantages you have over *actual* losers

I guess we're just failures, not even losers

>can't name even 1 movie

It's because he wants to be Chad pummeling nerds into the dirt, and the gf is just one of the perks of being fitter than the rest.

That hacker movie with Chris Hemsworth

amazing spiderman

>character is supposed to be a loser
>not only has a girlfriend but a 10/10 QT3.14 GF

Wow what a nerd he wears glasses and uses a hueg camera.

mr robot

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodNerd

Here's about 60 TV shows and 40 movies

both of these guys are skinny nerdy faggots, not even close to being chads.

they are good looking tho

I love this website.

The "nerd" in Can't Buy Me Love looks like the most alpha Chad ever walked on this planet. Look at this guy!

Mr. Robot looks like a chad? Or is even handsome?

You blind?

>movie

>he doesn't think Malek is handsome

>implying they won't make a movie off mr robot

It looks like most of these are just actors (naturally attractive people) playing the roles of outcasts.
Who do you want playing the nerd? Someone like you?
HA!

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I have all those things and I consider myself a loser. I don't think I'll ever be happy. Welcome to life.

I don't have any of those things and don't consider myself a loser, and I'm happy. Get fucked dumb normalfag

Massive manlet though

OP, even if you "one-up" yourself by actually getting a shitty girlfriend and a shitty job, you'll soon realize you're still a loser and nothing has really changed outside of those things

Agree

>Or is even handsome?
>implying senor frogo isnt handsome

>Bruh, it's better this way, trust me!

There are plenty of good nerds and outcasts as well. Robert Carradine as Lewis Skolnick is one of the most iconic Hollywood nerds. He's not an ugly guy, just very average, and his mannerisms are spergy enough to make him a nerd and not "some guy in glasses".

>this is a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie in America

Thank you for proving my point dumb abnormalfag.

Remember when Lewis Skolnick raped that girl at the end of the first Revenge of the Nerds?

Not OP, but if these are all true then why should I try getting a job or a gf? I'm always gonna be a loser and I was born a loser. I have a literal official record of being a loser so even doing something like volunteer work and trying to work more than one job wouldn't help my situation very much

>inb4 "this mindset is why you're a loser" nu-logic (im just being pragmatic)

do whatever you want i dont fucking care

My spiderman

Did you not read the part "even if you one-up"?

All I'm saying is that even if you improve those two things in your shitty life, you're still going to be a loser unless you work extra hard to change yourself (something a total loser won't do)

Remember when Ogre killed a guy at the beginning of the first Revenge of the Nerds?

I've been doing whatever I want and I turned into a loser

Don't let your dreams be memes

because even if it's just a small improvement, it's still an improvement and it'll make you happier.

If you're just gonna accept that the rest of your life is gonna be miserable and not try to improve anything, why not just stop living right now?

Losers actually try. You're a failure, invalid

because he can still use the internet, consume media, and drink. fucking /JUSTDOIT/ dipshit.

>ultra hacker nerd geek character who supposedly never leaves his computer lair
>weighs like 400 pounds, has receding hairline, etc
>but he lives in the future so he has multiple sex androids that are as lifelike as you could possibly get

Because there's no drugs in the afterlife and I'm too much of a coward to neck myself

I had a couple jobs ever since I was 15 and some gfs but I just gave up, so I can be both, nu-macho guy

ITT: A bunch of losers who need to just be themselves, and me, the promised Chad who can guide them to the promised land if they will just listen and just do it.

then why did he even ask that fucking question? He's certainly not satisfied with his life and it's just going to go downhill from here on if he doesn't change anything. You do realize that we're going to die in mere decades?

It's fucking human spirit to keep on going so I shouldn't even be explaining this shit to you because our instincts and existence alone is enough to do that

This is what I mean. If I was born a loser and I'm just fooling myself by trying not to be a loser, why should I work on improving myself? People like me help people like (You) feel better about yourselves, so why would I try being someone I'm not

>dude why not just kill yourself RIGHT NOW? What's another decade or so of consuming tv shows and getting high worth? you're know you're a loser so why not just grab a gun and JUST DO IT?

Are you being sincere with this retardation? You're so happy all the time that you can't comprehend not simply killing yourself with """logical suicide""""?

Just be yourself. Come into our re-education camp and we can help you find out how to just be yourself.

I'm too dumb to be educated thx. Being myself means being dumb

>You're so happy all the time that you can't comprehend not simply killing yourself with """logical suicide""""?
I have a diagnosed severe depression I've managed to turn into "just depression" over these years by atleast trying to move on and it has worked

>dude why not just kill yourself RIGHT NOW? What's another decade or so of consuming tv shows and getting high worth? you're know you're a loser so why not just grab a gun and JUST DO IT?
either you're not a depressed person or you're a depressed fuck that's too stupid to realize how to improve these things. It'd be easier to kill yourself right now if you're depressed and not going to do anything about it because it's only going to get worse over the years if you do nothing.
I do admit I may've falsely believed that the loser user I replied to also has depression but other than that it's all true.

>Because there's no drugs in the afterlife and I'm too much of a coward to neck myself
I'm trying to get off drugs myself right now. Life is boring as fuck without them for a bit but after that it gets better eventually

I used to take meds for depression but they made my dick stop working good and they made me gain weight so I got off them. I dont know if I have depression or if I'm just a faggot who got jewed by a doctor who got paid by Eli Lily Pharmaceuticals write scripts

What the fuck am I supposed to do without drugs? I cant drink because alcoholism runs rife in my family and work+exercise+maybe school only takes up so much of the day. I'm too dumb to pick up most good hobbies; I tried lockpicking (as a puzzle challenge, not for crime) the other night and I'm too dumb and impatient to get the last 3 pins on a simple 5-pin padlock

ree

Get in the fucking camp.

I might be a drug-using loser but I'm not unarmed, get real

Remember when she said she liked it?

>What the fuck am I supposed to do without drugs?
been there. I'm still kind of struggling with that but I can handle it thanks to spending most of my excess time away from home, hanging out with friends (I know most people here don't have friends outside of one or two and you're probably one of them).

I forced myself to write stuff, play shit loads of video games, exercise and socialize during the first weeks until things got even slightly better. Basically what I'm trying to say is that you must distract yourself as much as you can, no matter how fucking stupid those distractions you're engaging in are.

Paradoxically, I've had the hardest time getting off weed because it's so fucking simple to just blaze in your home and not care about tomorrow since it's hardly bad at all for your body and you can literally smoke for years non stop.

>I cant drink because alcoholism runs rife in my family
Yeah you can stupid retard. Alcoholism run in plenty of people's families. I just drink a handle on the weekends. I guess there's some WHAT IF doomsday spiral where I get fucked up every day, but I really don't want to feel physically sick so I doubt that'll happen.

> Paradoxically, I've had the hardest time getting off weed because it's so fucking simple to just blaze in your home and not care about tomorrow since it's hardly bad at all for your body and you can literally smoke for years non stop.
That's where I'm at right now, famborghini.

>wake up
>drink coffee and smoke a bowl
>shitpost for 4 hours
>get "breakfast"
>shitpost some more, maybe play vidya
>Maybe eat some food
>smoke more
>play vidya until 2-3am
>go to sleep

Wasted the past 3-4 years of my life doing this, I'm pretty sure its not gonna get any better

What I mean is I know I'm the type of person who would most likely swap one vice for another. Also once I get a couple drinks in me (more than 4 liquor drinks/more than 5 beers) I start brooding and then I get real brusque and angry

This guy will always be Snafu for me.

What gay porno is this?

user being a nerd doesn't automatically make you a loser. I've toured the aerospace labs at NASA and all the techs there were freaks and nerds despite their succees

In vinum veritas user. You're actually mad as fuck all the time.

Well you're not wrong, that's why I've been self-medicating with weed for the past 8 years

I wish I could help you more user but the only tips I can give you I already did. Distract yourself until you start noticing that the worst is over. After that it's obviously easier and you'll probably also notice that you have more energy than before

>Wasted the past 3-4 years of my life doing this, I'm pretty sure its not gonna get any better
My life used to be about the same. It's so fucking hard to change things user, so you shouldn't be too hard on yourself but you've got to do it. The only reason I started improving my life is because ironically drugs (hash) made me think really negatively about myself and my life. One night I just snapped and decided to do something about it even if I was to fail. This was due to me smoking shit loads and going really deep inside my head. Basically I became super nihilistic but in a good way (nothing matters outside of how you feel about this world and yourself)

This all is hard to explain and not really related to your problems so I'm not going to tell more. It's also just drugs lmao talk

>"""self-medicating""

You all need goals to work towards: something with a defined outcome that can only be achieved through a daily task that progresses you towards that outcome.

Something more substantial than a hobby.

My goal is to kill everyone who has ever pissed me off on Cred Forums.

Even if it was alcohol or other drugs, yes, that is the clinical term for drug abuse in the context of using it to cover up emotional/psychological illness, reddit.

>t. mom is a drug counselor

One of my goals is to make sure one of my 7th grade teachers dies homeless and alone, but that could change if I work on my anger issues. Hopefully it doesn't.

you should also remember that everyday pot smoking can and WILL harm your brain chemistry in the long run even if it is basically harmless if you smoke it every now and then.

That was one of the main reasons I stopped. I had a long break and after that I've been only occasionally smoking on weekends (I don't hate weed even though I stopped. I just knew it became too big of a problem for a weak mind like mine)

>days
I haven't seen the sky in weeks

He certainly looks like he goes to the gym and gets haircuts regularly

>character has easy and frequent access to weed
>smokes weed with qt stoner girl played by Kris10
Wish I wasn't such a square I couldn't make friends with stoners

I was born as a nonwhite subhuman anyways so it's not like I'm wasting anything

The sky is overrated, reach for the stars instead.

>tfw cheap interplanetary travel within the next two decades

We're all getting alien gf's bros.

There are people right now who will smoke weed tonight then fuck and watch films together

Your mom and I usually smoke meth instead of weed, but yeah you're close.

>tfw weed didn't help me fuck girls or get gfs
>but before I started smoking a quarter a month I was able to do both easily

WTF HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

>characters are seen eating nothing but junk food
>they don't show them suffering from constipation

tfw we're not in the space timeline

>faggot op
>nu male
>balding
>manlet
>NEET
>virgin
>probably a cuck

I eat junk food all the time and all I get are liquid shits or normal shits, never been constipated ever except for those few weeks where I lived on a steady diet of vicodin and hot dogs.

>filtered

kek so salty OP

>TrumpReich2016
probably the most underage tripfag name I've ever seen

>I was born as a nonwhite subhuman anyways so it's not like I'm wasting anything
yet you dwell in self pity?

If you really feel like that then fine. You have every right to do so considering you're a loser with no self control nor backbone but it's never gonna change if you don't do anything about it (I know I sound like a /justdoit/ but it's the truth)
On the other hand you could just give up and keep on living as you do but us humans have this thing called human condition. You will never be able to truly enjoy your life nor even properly relax if you're just going to sit on your ass year after year. We're not programmed to do that even though it's the easy way

Whatever, baby dick.

The first 2 seasons of Gilmore Girls is them eating donuts and fast food every single episode while being super model thin and not-farty all the time.

It really rustles my jimmies.

>loser guy has gf
>but since he's a loser his gf doesn't understand him
>his girlfriend is mad because he doesn't wear khaki shorts and a sweater around his neck like the other chads

Nobody knows his pain, he's such an outcast

Yeah, except he was a faggot Australian that died of a heart attack.
Zyzz wasn't a role model.

Constipation is all about dehydration, you probably drink a lot of water.

You're not supposed to drink or smoke on your own.

Ok but I don't have any friends or a job or go to school. Am I just supposed to "quit drugs" like everyone else ITT has suggested?

Do me a favor and quit life because your whining is really harshing my buzz dude.

>said the 12 year old redditor

>tfw won the "biggest loser of the day on Cred Forums" contest

Nah, you'll be alright cunt, just be yourself and all that m8.

Maybe bupropion would be another option for you? It apparently doesn't affect your dick as much and has a more energetic effect than other anti depressants. Anhedonia is a symptom of depression.

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Are we just ultra losers?

Yes

>loser character is smart

>character doesn't regularly blast criminals with his trusty colt 44
how am i supposed to relate, pardna

>character under 5'10"
>people talk to him

Wargames

I have a friend like this op. It makes my blood boil because he says he has depression.

>oh my god user I thought you were supposed to be smart or something youre so nerdy and everything!

>character is a college graduate
>isn't a lonely, unemployed NEET leeching off his father