Does anyone have any friends/group of friends that they feel could make an interesting character for a television...

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I know a dude, lets call him Aaron.
>constantly fucking shitposting about conspiracies unironically
>legit heroin addiction at one point
>shows me the infected vein in his leg
>"it's a bug bite bro"
>mfw when it looked like he drilled a hole directly into vein on leg
>its obviously from shooting up in the same spot over and over
>has been homeless numerous times
>told us to cover for a friend that has AIDS so the guy could get laid
>steals from friends
>breaks into houses
>nonstop violent altercations with his own family
>told me years ago that swimming pools hurt to get into because they burn his skin
>said the same thing about soap in general

I could go on all day.

i have two friends named jack and tom
>no matter what they are always together
>its been this way for 10 years now
>if you call one of them you will almost always get both
>one late night i am getting off of work and heading to party
>call tom, tell him to go to
>only john shows up to party
>think to myself how weird it is that jack isnt there
>tom tells me jack couldnt come because he had to work early the next day
>whatever so we start to drink
>couple hours later we left and are just walking to the bus stop
>i stop to pee in the bushes
>tom continues ahead
>see tom get approached by several tweaker kids who were at the party
>start to push him around as they encircle him
>some fucking truck comes roaring around the corner, tires screeching at all
>its fucking jack out of nowhere with another friend (both big guys 4u)
>hits one guy in the face, the others leave
>jack says "fuck i knew i should have came tonight bro"
>they hug
>tom asks how he knew to come
>jack says "i just had a bad feeling"
>they bro hug again and piece a smoke
fuck i love/hate their borderline gay friendship

>john
wtf i dont know why i typed that

>having friends

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cont from >yells at pedestrians when riding in cars
>believes he is very intelligent and everyone else is close minded
>fucks minors
>listens to exclusively Rap and Metal
>has zero alcohol tolerance

At one point a couple of us tried writing a script about his misadventures but gave up because he got wind of it and started pitching us ideas.

Guy sounds like cancer.

That's a crazy wierd broship, I'm a little jealous.

Not friends persay but I've got some fun stories from when I used to do door-to-door sales. It was the kind of place where half the time 3 guys my age and me would drive to a neighborhood then smoke weed and play basketball instead of working. If the manager called we'd drum on the car with our fingers and pretend it was raining, or say the cops told us to go away for soliciting. The work itself was shit, but the not working was really comfy. Anyway

>kids were fired often for smoking weed in the office
>had a kid drive me and 2 other guys for a half hour going 90-100mph, cutting off people like crazy and yelling shit about Mariokart. Realized after the half hour that he was wearing sunglasses the whole time because he was on acid, we just thought he was naturally retarded
>driving with manager, he asks if I want to "see something cool." Say sure, he pulls a stick of dynamite out of the glove compartment, throws it into a random guy's front yard and guns it around the corner. Feel the car shake from the explosion. Found out a week later he'd had a pound of weed, a few grams of molly, a few ounces of shrooms, and a baby stroller in his trunk along with a whole box of dynamite
>one guy fired for jerking off in the bathroom and writing on the walls with his seed

I have a bunch more but can't remember right now, it was a while back

Waiting to be made into a Seth Rogan movie tbqh

That guy on acid made me laugh. One time me and a friend tripped acid and drove around at night during thunderstorms, it was pretty cool.

me too, user. thats not the only time something like that has happened either. just the craziest, in my opinion.