Nationality: American

Nationality: American

Height: 5' 7" (1.70m)

barring your personal opinions on this man, is he /our guy/?

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fucking definitely

no hes an annoying little twat in everything hes in and has a shitty personality irl

is this a /deadwife/ thread?

he'd fit in perfectly here

lol his wife is dead.

It's like the third thread about this guy I ve seen today.

1,70? Fuck, he looks like 1,50

There's no way he's 5'7, Kevin James is 5'8 and was noticeably taller than Patton in King of Queens.

He's like 5' 3", holmes

look it up I double checked it, 5' 7"

Liar

i swear to god my search engine says 5' 7" and so does wiki right now

>limp-wristed obese midget faggot
his wife probably killed herself desu

No, because he wants to kill Jorge Lucas for ruining his childhood.

I always felt like he is one of those guys that the media tries to force on us "nerdy alternative" types but he is actually a shit comedian.

Decent bit part actor though

I've generally enjoyed his small roles. I have no interest in trying his standup myself, I feel like I'll dislike him when he acts if I do that.

ok

You actually believe google heights? fucking Rami Malek was listed as 6' before but he's 5'7.

Just go on Celebheights for celebrity heights to find their actual height.

Guess again

Celebheights has him at 161 cm, which is a lot more realistic.

No. Paul F. Tompkins is a better version of what Patton Oswalt is supposed to be. Oswalt is unnecessary to exist. Same goes for Brian Posehn who is an even worse version of Oswalt.

I still like him in spite of his shitty politics which is really shitty imo

Was it ever revealed why or how his wife died?

Not posting the burn of the year reply to it for shame

What was it?

She lost the will to live

she was tired of living with him.

He's in my top 10 lesbians tbqh. If he was a little less butch he might crack the top 5.

Pretty close

What's funny is I am pretty sure at one point he was standing up for Whedon over the Ultron controversy against the SJW's before Whedon convinced him to become a bootlicker for the SJW's too.

Jim Norton got fat again?

5'3½ says celebheights
>celebheights.com/s/Patton-Oswalt-4205.html

He got in a little spat with Sam Hyde on Twitter today. Pretty funni

But she was objectively less attractive and less wealthy than him.

Reminder

haha holy shit

Nicely done.

yahoo

>Fucking SPENCE is taller than me
That's it, lads. I want to fucking die.

ouch
what was it?

I saw something circled in red and I expected to see
D R O P P E D
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What's this about?

>favoriting a tweet that mocks a man's dead wife

Kill yourself. He didn't even say anything to deserve that.

>He didn't even say anything to deserve that.
He didn't have to

He's a feminist.

So no.

HE'S 5'2 NIGGER

>not wanting to fuck someone because they are a feminist