Star child

What would you do if you had his powers?

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give myself an eternal orgasm

Not sure that's even possible

Purge the nonwhites, of course.

Those Monoliths would rue the day they made me into a giant baby-alien.

>Purge the nonwhites, of course
You would cause a 1000 year depression, because you single handedly would have destroyed the world economy. Congrats retard

What powers does he have?

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The aliens turned David Bowman into essentially pure energy or some shit like that. He can manipulate matter, go back in time (subconsciously), and travel faster than the speed of light. There's also a part in 2010 where he enters a computer as energy and manipulates it somehow

float

Push Earth out of its orbit and throw it to the Sun

no.

Sounds like a worthwhile trade off to me

No, what? Did you read the books?

DYE2061?

What do you mean? I thought there were only 3 books in the series: 2001, 2010, and 3001.

If you don't think he's energy then what is he

There are four books, son.
2001: A Space Odyssey
2010: Odyssey Two (a.k.a. "The Year We Make Contact" – as it was sometimes published after the film was released)
2061: Odyssey Three
3001: The Final Odyssey

>t. nonwhite

Become a Meta Baron without the mom-fucking, Dad killing and Son murdering stuff.

explode space nuke

Purge the whites more like faggit

i will retroactively abort OP

The fuck did I do?

>Those Monoliths would rue the day

but that was their plan all along ...

you spoiler spoiler spoiler

Oh come on, even someone like you must admit that we could keep the japs and some latins and greeks? I also want to say jews, but I think that might be asking to much.

I would make it all go away and not know anything about all this shit, I don't want all this knowledge or power, I just want a normal insignificant life, not thinking about the cosmos and all this depressing shit.
I want to be a normie.

The aliens wouldn't let you do this.

You're like their dog on a leash being let out for a walk in the park. Sure you can sniff whatever you want, or go anywhere you want, but your owner will still be controlling you.

>I want to be a normie.
Normies think about that shit to. They just force it down.

i like your style

Destroy the Universe

You wouldn't be able to

I CAN BREAK THIS UNIVERSE

You can't break this universe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm sorry David, I cannot let you do breaks this Universe

*breathes*

Those teeth are fucked

Your enthusiasm should be for the mission HAL, not judging my features.

>not having to pay for nigger's welfare would cause economic problems

ok nigger

Thank you for your insightful, thought provoking post.

his what?

rule the earth as a god

liar

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Make all niggers dissapear, or at least transform into white people

His abilities

>depression

Nigga if that happened i'd not be able to stop smiling.

Fuck, you're dumb

>What would you do if you had his powers?
2 chicks at once, man

It's a joke you silly goose. Take a break from the internet for a few hours.

give the entire world an orgasm all at once

>make every single person on the planet from three years old on up become insanely sexually aroused to the point where everyone starts fucking in a massive worldwide orgy

>strangers fucking in the streets, fathers fucking their daughters, sweet innocent virgins being gang banged at school etc

>fire it up and let it go for a while then switch it off all at once

massive depopulation of earth is necessary

I'd bring Lenny Kravitz back from the dead and make him play Bohemian Raphosdy for all time

I would drop books all over the world with the cure for every disease that befalls mankind. The book would end with the path they should walk to research immortality.

We have only the slightest glimmer of information on what his powers are, so that's a terrible question.

If it's "anything" then I choose "control space/time." There are specifics to that, but they take paragraphs to go into.