Forget it Jack, it's Big Trouble in Little China

>Forget it Jack, it's Big Trouble in Little China

seriously??

I want a Tec 9

>Forget it Wikus, it's District 9.

>You're like a multipurpose tool guy
Seriou....oh wait never mind.

I think Jack is the best character for literally any situation. Especially supernatural situations.

Explain yourself.

He gives no fucks, and has extreme confidence with the skills to back it up.

I want an Ash&Jack movie. The banter would be godlike

Who?

>You are the Fellowship of the Ring: Director's Cut in IMAX 3D Dolby Digital Surround Sound Edition.

JACK BURTON.

ME.

its a good mov

kek

Friend has one. Jamtastic. Seriously I have put about 10 - 30 round mags through it and not a single one of those mags did not have a jam (usually stovepipe)

Why do you guys have to ruin everything for me?!

ITS NOT FAIR

Hey man if you have extra cash why not get it and have fun at the range?

Just don't use it for home defense and don't get mad when it does jam.

>So once I get the President I have to John Carpenter's Escape From New York?

Oh for fuck's sake.

>t. Kid who plays too much CS:GO and never browses /k/

I'll bet you think Mac-10's are cool too?

Hah

Would have been pretty funny if they'd actually said that in the movie.

>never browses /k/

Do they still say "is that a famas?" in every thread?

Yeah fuck that board, I'd rather go to arfcom.