That opening Egyptian backstory

Am I the only one who died laughing during this movie? It had the goofiness of the 90s cartoon down pat. Most of the humor I'm pretty sure was intentional. Regardless I still thought it was great intentional or not. The scene where he went bald had me in tears of laughter.

>The theory that the Ancient Gods of Paganism are in fact real entities

Also Ra and Krishna
I think they just took out the entire line.

Also the Christ statue and Nazi Symbol was edited out in some parts of the world:
>youtube.com/watch?v=RFvK6QlRdcE

>liking the Wolverine cameo
>liking a stupid scene that did nothing to forward the plot of the movie simply because it featured an ebin character that tied into the cinematic universe

You are what's wrong with contemporary audiences

is it really a cameo if wolverine is an x-man and he's in a film called x-men

It's ok. I remember, I didn't even realise the team was going to fight Apocalypse until someone said it. I didn't care about anything going on. I liked the new team though.

>Dissing Wolverine
kys nigger. Next you're gonna complain about Quicksilver and Deadpool

Quicksilver scene, fucking around saving everybody while laserboy is getting incinerated. Yeah good movie.

I liked it despite its problems.

Do want a movie about Apocalypse ruling ancient Egypt.

>Apocalypse was shown able to instantly decapitate people with sand
>Doesn't do it to a single X-men

???

He bound Cyclops to a wall during the final battle

Exactly my point. Instead of doing that, he could had just killed cyclops. Killing is far simpler and faster than slowly burying someone, so there's no reason why he can't do it.

That's what I hate about all capeshit. They introduce these supposedly super powerful characters that are nigh-immortal with the strengh and power of gods, but when it comes time to fight, they are weak ass bitches who don't know what to do and get wrecked by heroes who have one tenth the powers that they do.

This is the one of the few things B v S got right. Doomsday was super badass. I kept thinking, even if I was Supes, I would not want to go up against this thing.

>AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG CHOOOOOOOOOOORLS!!!!!!!!!
>WE'RE... CO-NECTED!!

I like Laserboy, why did they think that making Havoc shoot directly at Xavier would be a good idea? How did Quickshit not see him about be engulfed by flames.

So I guess you're forgetting that part where wonder woman goes toe to toe with doomsday like it was nothing and, had she the spear, could've just killed him like it was nothing. For it would've been nothing.

Yes, she did a bit better than Superman, but she was also getting wrecked, too, getting smashed and thrown back left and right.

Ah, those scenes must've been in the super ultimate cut. I only saw the ultimate cut.

Seriously though, we're talking about fucking wonder woman taking on a super-saiyan kryptonian. Who was, the way you put it earlier, powered down for no real reason specifically so wonder woman could have scenes where it seemed like she wasn't completely useless/pointless.

he was completely tangential to the story.
This is objective fact.
Quicksilver was at least involved in the story progression - specifically in regards to Magneto and his lost family and potential redemption.

Wolverine showed up, killed some dudes, then said kthnxbye

He says he is Elohim and Ra and many other names.

>Who was, the way you put it earlier, powered down for no real reason
I never said that. I said the opposite. I said that BvS is one of the first movies where the super villain was truly a formidable opponent and not just some obstacle for the hero to take down and make them look good. If it weren't for the only weapon that could kill him (the kryptonite spear), he would have wrecked Superman, Wonder Women and Batman with ease. Superman even had to sacrifice himself to do it.

>getting smashed and thrown back left and right
And smirking as soon as she hit the ground. She was in no danger at all. She was more effective than Superman and Batman combined. Batman was literally just grappling around or rolling under boats. Superman flew toward Doomsday, got punched a mile away, and tried it again. The whole movie was fucking GARBAGE.

Thank you for agreeing with all my posts.

they were jewing hard while making this capeshit

Bryan Singer needs to hire a better costume designer.

He should also stop raping children

It wasn't a good film and Apocalypse was pretty out of character and should have looked like pic related.

HOWEVER

I was fucking shocked that they actually had some of the characters looking like they do in the source material.
Normally they just stick everyone in black leather because comics/anime/manga designs look "too silly."
It's almost like they're learning from Deadpool or something.

>16 year olds
>children

These two looked shockingly accurate. Jubilee looked 80s as fuck and almost made up for horse-faced Game of Thrones girl as Jean Grey.

But now she'll be 10 years older in the sequel, if she's even in it at all...

Dude they were only fighting Doomsday for a few minutes.

It was pretty clear that if Doomsday had 1 more powerup he was about to beat them all the fuck down.

Is Kurt barefoot?

you sound like a big fucking loser with an insanely shallow sense of humor

That's a mean thing to say, friendo.

Was there even a reason, plot-wise, for them to be at the weapon X-facility? I remember it as them being taken, escaping, gaining nothing, learning nothing.

Watching this really felt like Superhero Movies have run their course. I mean this was so try hard and at the same time felt like everyone involved didnt care anymore its really hard to see who is their audience

>written by Schlomo Sheklestein

Asians don't age though, so there's no problem.

a surprisingly apt popcorn movie. better than every other super-hero-themed-flick of this year.

shame it flopped so bad.

Watch the movie again you fucking idiot. Apocalypse loves mutants and doesnt wish to harm them at all. Hes the true hero of thr story. Jesus fuck, how can you miss something that badly.

The funniest thing by far was that one (un)lucky guy's arrow accidentally killing both Magneto's son and daughter in one clean shot. So convenient.

It really was a treat.

Comic formula
>Introduce villain
>Villain is a recurring character for decades and sometimes becomes a pop culture icon

Capeshit movie formula
>Introduce villain in a film
>Kill villain at the end of the film. Usually a few hours or couple of days after they show up in film time.
>All future storyline potential featuring that character is then lost forever

Popstar and The Nice Guys are the only two good+ movies this year.
>Wolverine cameo
Didn't the end of Future imply that Mystique posed as Striker to get Wolverine out of the river? Also it's fucking shit, if only because "LOL DEUS EX PHEONIX FORCE, CAN WE STOP WRITING NOW" and also everything else

Comic formula
>release tons of stories with the samecharacters in a few years

Capeshit movie formula
>release movie with the same characters every two years

>Popstar and The Nice Guys

solid taste family

They could get away with bringing him back if they wanted to. Just say a part of him lived on inside of Jean or Xavier's mind. It's capeshit nobody would think about it too long.

>That Egypt scene where the original four horseman are contorting guards into cubes and catching the stray pyramid stones
I hated lots in this movie but I enjoyed the first 7 minutes a shitload

What the fuck even was that bright shit supposed to be at the end with phoenix vs apocalypse, is there a description for any mutant abilities going on there?

Yeah it was great. That short bit at the end of Days of Future past was pretty good too.

She has divine powers from cosmic deity. She could turn the Hulk and Wolverine into atoms.

He looked up to mutants you fucking sperg.
He hated the idea of killing mutants.
It's like a KKK member burning a cross in a white conservative families yard.

>film
>FILM
It's a fucking FLICK at best you dumb fuck

that's magneto, apocalypse hates anyone he deems weak

yet magneto constantly fucks non-mutant women.
Apocalypse wasn't a coal burner.

This movie should have been X-Men versus the Brotherhood of Mutants. Apocalypse was wasted and this is just another Hollywood blockbuster we've had in the past year that has tried to do too much in two hours.

>Popstar and The Nice Guys are the only two good+ movies this year.
no, that's Hardcore Henry and Hunt for the wilderpeople

>Essex
it was implied in the end scene that next movie will have Sinister.
will be a Mr, or a Ms? Saw a comic page where 'he' was a woman before.... so will they go with the first transgender mutant plot??

and they didn't even make it look like Weapon X

Everything but the helmet was on point, it should have been the full cover helmet so that the reveal (obvious though it was) would've been better.

Better than BVS and Winter Soldier by miles.

I really enjoyed it

I'd rather they cut the Wolverine scene and added the Mall scene.

If Bryan Singer directs, I bet is gonna be a transgender mutant for sure, alongside more teenage boys barechested.

fucking faggot jesus christ.

But Singer doesn't make throw that shit into his movies just because he's gay IRL.

>If Bryan Singer directs, I bet is gonna be a transgender mutant for sure

Sinister WAS a woman for awhile

>film

>>That bloodless Wolverine cameo

i distinctly remember blood splatter in that scene in the cinema

Is this bothering anyone else?

His eye beam isn't lining up with where his visor is looking. He can't "side eye" his beam, the visor puts it on a straight angle to his head.

if s/he will be in the movies, i hope they will get goblin queen too, with accurate costume and R rated setting

>and R rated setting

X-Men movies already push the PG-13 rating as hard as they are allowed thankfully

The femme posse doesn't like her costume

yes, and my eye twitched, but it's not like promotional posters have standards

>The violent Wolverine cameo
>Violent
It was no more violent than what he has done in the other x-men movies.

I liked it better the first time

He was likely dead by the time Quicksilver approached the school.

I give this movie a 7/10 tops. Magneto was misused, felt too repetitive (good that they tried something new by having him start a family though, but it was too little, for the next movie they'll have to try something different).

Apocalypse was either miscast or they designed him wrong. He failed to inspire awe as much as he should've. He had a few great moments though, so the character wasn't 100% lost.

Phoenix was not needed, in fact Magneto should've finished Apocalypse off. That, or Apocalypse should've escaped/hinted at to have survived. If you absolutely need to have Phoenix, only hint at it, and maybe hint at some space plot that also ties into Apocalypse maybe.

>laserboy
>Havoc

get the fuck out

some age like wine not all tho

Comics kill and ressurect their characters all the fucking time, it's part of the reason superhero comics are trash

They didn't watch Elvis and Nixon
Plebs

Shit sucked. Only good part was Quicksilver's rescue scene. Quicksilver is the only part of these movies worth watching. He should just get his own movie.

i just glad they put my waifu in

not a real asian woman

what is she half robot ?

She constantly has this look on her face like she really wishes she could have been a real model instead of tying her name to "geek" shit

what does this look convey?

>HOLY SHIT this film was amazing
You are correct.

>she could have been a real model

Dude she was about 2 days from a casting couch porn video before video game program. She's full slut time.

compare himself to yahweh...cant just create new mutant on sight.

nah

story?

>May 2016
>boards.fireden.net/v/thread/336331725/#q336354207

I've done a huge-ass AMA thread about this before, but....

> Worked at G4 from 2006-2011
> No on-screen hosts played/wrote their reviews. All gameplay was done by interns
> Adam Sessler was pretty cool but lost his shit towards the end
> Kevin Pereira was a GOAT-tier bro - bumped into him in 2014 and he immediately recognized me
> Talked to Morgan Webb once or twice. Seemed pretty nice
> Olivia Munn was/is a RAGING cunt. Was literally weeks away from doing porn, had she not been hired
> Layla Kayleigh was extremely nice. Knew fuck all about what she talked about on The Feed, and would always joke around about it.
> Kristen Holt legitimately thought she had the most star power on the channel because of her brief time on American Idol

>Kevin Pereira was a GOAT-tier bro

Good, I like that guy.

just streamed the intro out of curiosity after reading your post - that was some early 90s computer graphics nonsense wtf

>you look old enough to be her father
what's with these chomos?