With lies they tarnish you

>With lies they tarnish you
>Try to abolish you
>Spin your good deeds until they become BAGOOZE

What did you he mean by this?

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Here is the voicemail he left to the angel who quit 4 days before the Today show. Funny shit.

hollywoodlife.com/2016/09/26/corey-feldman-voicemail-angel-quit-listen/

ASCENTION

MILLENIUM

Stop forcing this shit.

the fuck was he thinking with this T&E shit. Is he pulling a Andy Kaufman?

Not funny. Just sad. Honestly I'm shocked anyone is still paying attention to him considering how sad his whole act is. Shit song, everything sounds like karaoke, some forgettable wanna be actress hoes as his gimmick. And when he's not doing his bad Michael Jackson impersonation all he talks about is getting raped. Sad all around

What a fucking bitch. Corey really went easy on her to be honet (honest) fa.m

BAGOOZE
A
G
O
O
Z
E

ahebllldrabblll

ASCENTION

MILENIUM

hurrdebblldabbl

Who /corey's angels/ here?

BABY STARE AT THE SKY
A BOWL GETS YOU HI-HIGH

youtube.com/watch?v=n2pLMGMf8B4

ooooh dis shit bumpin t b h

Shit, he has the right to be mad. One fifth of your act leaves days before a show, that has to fuck you up somewhat. Especially for Feldman, who doesn't really do much nowadays. It's understandable at the least.

I wanna lick their buttholes

I actually like Ascension Millenium desu.

He's escaping from hell, dude

Aren't we all?

WEEEEEEEEEEE WERE TOGETHER

bablubabblu

ASCENTION

MILLENIUM
hebbblblabl

youtube.com/watch?v=vkwMRauH7JM

me want the bagoozi

his face doesn't look too concerned with the fact that he's crawling out of literal hellfire

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Delusional attention whore.

Jesus all this shit happend like two weeks ago, I thought you niggas were posting like ten year old bulllshit kek

dare I say it

hebbydemmadubba

ASCENTION

MILLENIUM

hebbendabbenduba

>getting tangled in the chords
JUST

kek

This is literally something that the gang from It's Always Sunny would create.

youtube.com/watch?v=E_NiQnH93yc

I'm watching the performance, how the hell did the Angels and the Camera man not piss themself laughing?

I appreciate this. Made me laugh, thanks.

Someone put coreys face on the kid and jackos on the man

I'd say Angels don't last too long around Corey if they can't maintain a good pokerface

p-p-p-poke her face

...

It's 'The lies, they tarnish you.'

Something about his mouth freaks me out, no lips and that jawline...

Get it! Get it! Get it, get it
(All she want to do is twerk)
Hit the club. Tell ’em. Go 4 It!

They try to beat you down
They put you on the ground
They leave you lying there, there broken down, not making a sound

No-no-one notice them, they took your life again
They make you beg from us, but still nobody notice them

Just when the think it’s all over no hope and love so what are you going to do.
Every shot gets you exposure.
So what? What have you got to lose.

We got nothing to lose
So baby, baby let’s go 4 it
Come on
Let’s
Go 4 it
We got nothing to lose
So baby, baby, let’s Go 4 it
Come on
Lets Go 4 it

[…]
Go 4 it
Oh no we’re not going to stop until we reach the top.
Go for it. (Go for it.)

The lies they tarnish you
Try to abolish you
Spin your good deeds until they become bagooze
They match your name with shame, they point and laugh at you and nobody knows their name

You feel beaten
Don’t have the strength needed to carry on
It comes down to love and devotion
But babe, something that I cannot lose

We got nothing to lose
So baby, baby let’s go 4 it
Come on
Let’s
Go 4 it
We got nothing to lose
So baby, baby, let’s go 4 it
Come on
Let’s
Go 4 it

We burst into the club
We start tearing it up
(Go 4 it)
Don’t get me out on the floor,
I’ll make you beg for some more
(Go 4 it)

Doc Ice:
Get it, get it
[…]
Hit the club
[Doc Ice!]
You see these girls showing me love
Get it, get it
[…]
Hit the club
You see these them showing me love
Get it, get it

All you wanna do –
[…] Feldman
All you wanna do is party.
Get your hands up in the air,
Wave ’em high side to side
Now just let the Doctor here.
You say get it, get
Come on now
Get it, get it
Say it with me.
Get it, get it

Get it, get it

(All she want to do is twerk)
Hit the club. Tell ’em. Go 4 It!

Dem white and black bars

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...

...

It's supposed to be 'bad news' but for some reason he fucks up and says 'bagooze'

What are you talking about, it was always supposed to be bagooze

Are you telling me there's something wrong with this?

beautiful

Im crying oh god

How have the people in his life enabled this kind of behavior so much that it has dragged on this long and gotten national coverage on a talk show? Who the fuck tolerates this awful performance and tells him he is talented?

Holy shit, that's some really sad stuff

I'm thinking he does his own choreography

I imagine when he flexes and showers "admirers" with favors they don't exactly give him pointers or critique

what did he mean by this?

Not sure how this one will turn out, using weird software.

why corey why

>tfw you wanted a career in hollywood but you have to start as one of corey's angels

...

GO

4

IT

do they have to suck his cock and tounge punch his fartbox?

such beauty

Holy fucking shit

Just when I think it's over, I find another one. Oh god Corey.

youtube.com/watch?v=2P5WEbLmu4k

Any more Corey kino?

oh fuck thats DEEP

youtube.com/watch?v=06GoD-_NOWY

lmao

How out of touch is a tv show to allow such puke live.

His fucking arms at the beginning

what feelings is he trying to convey? I'm getting mixed signals.

Is he doing a ninjutsu at the beginning

bagooza life i think

>this is actually his new album cover

>that brief pause when corey inhales and he realized he just said bagooze

they're literally the talk of the town since this aired

Corey feldman and the hedgehog boys

I believe he was trained by the ninja, yes.

its a metaphor about his butthole getting beat up thrown down and stepped on until he brings it back from the pit of hell

youtube.com/watch?v=Tgt803cFABU

I remember seeing this live and laughing my ass off.

youtube.com/watch?v=cylUp7cRU7s

Rising from the bagooze like a phoenix

What we see here is a man battling his inner demons, the angels representing the light and corey representing the dark. The swift and rather on point dance moves convey this message to the audience hoping to bring an understanding to us as viewers that perhaps we can all reach accension, mellenium.

youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

The official music video is amazing

>that wife

muh dick

AH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT

>feat Snoop Dogg

What

It's so dense

Probably explains why Corey has money problems now

#BLM
#BagoozeLifeMatters
lets raid his twitter with this and see if we can get him butthurt

He has a son. At least the son looks nothing like Corey. Imagine how bad it is for that guy at school every day.
>Hey ZEN, I saw your father dressed as a ring wraith having a seizure on live television gimme all your lunch money
>halp me bagooze

What the fuck is this guy's problem?

youtube.com/watch?v=L3E0kq9YkjA

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Please mark these as /corey/ general. I had trouble finding it in the catalog and was about to create another one.

GO

FOR

IT

what is he trying to summon?

I enjoyed this latest addition to music video kino

is Corey Our guy?

lord bagooze. eater of twink buttholes

MEAN DID THIS HE BY WHAT?

Space Raptor Butt Ascension

Solaire

he did it wrong though

youtube.com/watch?v=BuCdvIubHYw

>technoviking

He doesn't understand art. This album is beyond his comprehension.

no one told him that he looked like an old chinese lady in this pic?

it's like those dance moves are part of some compulsion he can't control lmao

Too hipster for his own good.

lol he tells the sick terimally ill kids on drugs and chemo "you gotta wake up" lol. after the show all the kids were sacrificed to lord bagooze

double album?
you shitting me? double the corey double the fun, how awesome is that?

ASCENSION! MIRRENIUM
YOU PAY NOW
FIVE DORRAR
DONT MAKE ME CARR BAGOOZE ON UR ASS

Go 4 it is a good song
youtube.com/watch?v=A51nLFYhX8E

>that thumbnail

Anthony is not an admirer of essential bagoozecore

what did he mean by this

its the bagooze phoenix rising

It coud be

Why is he using software from the 90s for his album covers?

I don't know why I'm so hard over the stripper in front of him

He blew the album budget on registering WinRar

Lul how the fuck did he get Snoop?

If you offer Snoop a bag of weed big enough, he would rap over the beat of a life support machine

sneaky sneaky

snoops like eric roberts now. he did it for a bag of og kush and a five guys cupon

I will forever do the feldman when picking up girls, arms out, flapping to the side and a lil shimmy.

teach meh

Snoop already made it, he does features for fucking everybody nowadays just coasting

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...

Ahead of its time.

>you will never be possesed by lord bagooze and create high concept dance moves on the fly

why even live bros?

You know what's the really funny thing about that?

Nobody asked him to perform.

lickety splickety best song 2016

>the bagooze is loose

looks like he got his choreography from watching seagals movies

youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

I prefer his older work.

The 90s were a fascinating time

Anyone mind filling me in on the Bagooze meme

when does he say BAGOOZLE?

IT HAS DUBSTEP!!

no.

>Not stopping every so often and asking yourself "What's Up With The Youth?"

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

ASCENTION MILLENIUM

is this a reference to the mellinial generation?

He slurred the words "bad news" while performing, and it sounded like "bagooze"...

Ancensional Millenial

If you could spend 100,000$ to become a meme, would you go 4 it?

>all these johnny-come-lately wannabe Feldfans who have never even asked themselves What Is Up With The Youth....

did a flu vaccine give him autism?

many such cases

what is up with the youth though. ever ponder on that user

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

nigger culture

Could bagoozeposting be the hip new meme

Snoop literally gives zero fucks these days.
As long as he has enough kush, he'll do anything.

This

Feldman covering Floyd
not bad

youtube.com/watch?v=JdkvrYvJ4tg

WHAT'S

UP

If he starts spazzing out with his pseudo MJ moves in the middle of Pink Floyd i will cut a bitch

WITH

well... :/

THE

...

OH WHAT DO YOU KNOW, HE DOES.

Fucking hell Corey

YOUTH?

...

Drake dance-off when

>not posting the CoreyCore video intercut with a snuff film

You know how you guys always day dreamed about playing in a rock band in front of your entire school in a talent show?

This is that day dream come to life. Be glad it never happened

that fucking dab he does at the beginning just kills me

guys, dare i say it. WHATS GOING ON WITH THE TEENS

jesus fucking christ

how dead inside do you think those angels are?

Except in the day dreams I sounded like the artist singing the song and everyone liked it

I wasn't doing Michael Jackson spasms and shouting bagooze

Imagine living in a world where Corey Feldman and Wil Wheaton outlived River Phoenix, truly terrifying

Corey Feldman is living what Joaquin Phoenix could only dream to accomplish.

youtu.be/LDeKfxQ-1nU
Can't believe this is deadly serious. It has to be a joke

my imagination was never that fruity

needledrop makes 50 min review showing how Corey's album is the worst ever

receives this offering after:
>pic related

>WEEEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE WEEEEE EEEE EEEEE
What the fuck

9/11 was so devastating that it caused a rift in the time-space continuum and we all fell into an Onion article

The bizarre idle animation at the end always gets me.

>Kraftwork and Lilttle Yachty

>DABAGOOZE

I kind of love this 'so bad it's good' music

it's a deep and personal human expression. With no pretensions of trying to make something 'good' or even marketable, they can just vent what's truly inside of them

this is real art

I'M THE COOK

Did fantano tweet this or something? I didn't know it was acceptable to just show business offers to people

goddamit there's not even a torrent around

I didn't expect the bagooze part to be that hilarious.

He's dressed like Doctor Doom and dances like he's 12

Too much freedom, not enough humility.

That's actually hilarious. Do you have more info on this?

He e-mailed him, what's the problem?

Whole album is on YouTube

link?

>Actor Corey Feldman's appearance at Sunday's State College Spikes game is generating some national headlines.
>At issue is not only what he did but also what he reportedly didn't do.
>Feldman, who's apparently trying to make it as a rock star, performed with his band called the Angels.
>The problem, according to the Spikes, was that Feldman was not expected to sing -- and that the duties he was supposed to perform never happened.
>The show featured Feldman singing while accompanied by two scantily clad women dressed as angels.

twitter.com/pickleSAM/status/623206391596105728

Literally just type angelic 2 the core and you'll find it.
Jesus fucking retard. It's already been linked twice in this thread already too.

does he shop at the mens warehouse

where?

(You)

someone shoop coreys face on the angels

youtube.com/watch?v=spX0U3UFRuk&list=PLaIX5HwTt2X17pSmmaRdz-frTfxIREosc

?

video not available

the guy looks like a fucking pimp

Move out of the third world

why would it not be available in switzerland?

>Embed]
video not available

it's a playlist, you have to go to the link
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaIX5HwTt2X17pSmmaRdz-frTfxIREosc

Wait, I thought the Office has been finished for years, and when did Gervais dude take place of Steve Carrel?

sure

this is truely coreys angels

>The Cor3ys

my fucking sides have ascended

strangely arousing

Arigato

>WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE

I see your Corey and raise you Godley Corey

youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4

WEEE EEEE EEE EEE WERE TOGETHER
WEEEE EEE EEE EEE WANTED CHANGE

wat
WAT

I think Corey's moves are pretty slick. Not even memeing.

Songs are pure shait though.

Still the worst Corey song

That song would've been pretty good if it was done by anyone else but him desu.

You've clearly never seen real dancing if you think that is "slick".
I've been dancing for 2 years and I put Corey to shame, and I'm dog shit. I was better than him on my second day. Maybe it's because he's old but he just has no fluidity, mobility, or even musicality.

REEEEEE YOUTUBE BLOCKING ME

Is that her real wife? She looks so jewish.

DUH

Genuine laugh at this, thanks user.

I know the answer, but just for fun;

What does that expression try to convey?

Of course not. He's dating Angelic 2 Da Core Extraordinaire and founding Angel, Courtney.

The kid's making out like he isn't with them.

This video is not available.

Sorry about that.

what am I missing?

I think otherwise, his moves are shit, but Ascension Millenium and Go 4 it are a bit catchy. I mean if someone talented or charismatic could sing Go 4 it, it would be a 1 hit wonder.

>dat smooth criminal homage
I'M DYING someone make some webms please

One of those women is going to write a hilarious tell-all memoir one day.

under rated post

Getting your brown hole used and abused by every man in Hollywood

You are missing Corey trying to emulate the sound of a 68yo japanese woman having an orgasm and dying at the same time while singing "WEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE".

Not even kidding that's the most autistic sound I ever heard.

>weeeeeee
Lol
It's a joke. Like I love Feldman posting but this is a joke, he has to know.

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SOMEONE FROM AMERICA PLEASE VOOCAROO IT OR SOMETHING I WANT TO LISTEN

I can't even find a torrent of it anywhere

Corey saying REEEEEE EEE EEE EEEE WERE TOGETHER

Oh he dabbin

>Maybe it's because he's old
No he's always been that spastic.
youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

But he's like a dude at a night club who clearly knows what he should do to make others perceive he can dance but decides to sperg out in an artistic way.

It's funny because he is bad but we are pretending he is good.

Ok, shit. I watched the first two minutes of GO 4 IT! and take my words back.

If this was a joke, he would surely have stopped finding it funny by now.

soundcloud.com/caronte008/we-wanted-change

vocaroo.com/i/s0KuWuO8URUM
Did my best

Thank you user

Holy shit thankyou

lol

is this you singing on a phone app?

you trying to ruse me?

Fuck man, they didn't even have the money to hire Snoop for the music video. I'm imagining him rapping something he just happens to be doing on the phone.

That is the real song, user.

holy shit, even with all the REEEE posts I still did not expect that

I wish i was that talented

How does this track make sense in an album that has dubstep on it

weeeeeeeeeeweeewe

How does anything related to that album make sense?

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lol

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>this is what happens when hollywood diddles young prepubescent boys

wtf i hate hollywood now!

That fucking whore. She should know better than to fuck with Corey. Is this her? twitter.com/krystalkhali

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it's a..dare i say it...a daring synthesis.

...

What in the world...?

Post your face when you saw Doc Ice come out

somebody reupload plz i want to hear lickety splickety

guys i just played this to my cat and she hissed at me and is now hiding inside my couch

...

Corey can sing a full concert which is no easy task for voice and at times you can hear that Corey could actually sing if he didn't have some piece inside missing. It's like the rape broke something and this is parts of a broken mirror we are hearing.

IT'S ONLY FUCKING DOC ICE LADS

He looks like the killer dwarf thing at the end of Don't Look Now

>you didn't tell me DOC ICE was gonna be here

cum on its face

When I found out Snoop Doggy Dogg made an appearance on one of his songs I instantly got this vivid image of Feldman and his "angels" spotting Snoop in a quiet room at a Hollywood party and Feldman insisting Snoop be a full time member of his band. After an hour of trying to get away from this body-popping alien man, Snoop points out that there's just nothing in it for him. At that point Feldman snaps his fingers and one of his "angels" drops to her knees and unzips Snoop's fly and goes to work because Corey Feldman is her ticket to more blow, and Snoop Dogg is just all like "awwwww oh okay..." just to spare her feelings.

Then 8 months later Feldman gets it together to actually record something in a studio, calls up Snoop Dogg and manages to get him to literally phone in a performance.

I'm not trying to tarnish anyone with lies, it just seemed like the most plausible explanation for Snoop Dogg being on there.

I thought his name was Doug Ice?
Explains why I couldn't find him on google.

Feldman? More like Feltbymen lmao

You might.
You just need to learn how to summon the Bagooze.
Praise the Bagooze.

Gabagooze

SOLID.

Who's more pathetic? Corey or Seagal?

so is the guy in the back

Is that hideo kojima?

Haim fucked his wife once when she was day drinking in jacuzzi

this is hard to watch

I might have shit taste but I like it

the funny part is, this song might have gotten like b or c level club play IF he didn't make a spergy video of himself dancing. Like, if he didn't use his image to promote this in any way. Like, he's probably below Shawn Desmna level but Desman had airtime.

So wait, Feldman was the rich one?

Dude, he does everything by his own

He does his own Coreyography

>A little about the album: Jerry started writing his debut album "Scream Too" on the set of Tomcats co-starring Shannon Elizabeth who is best remembered for role in American Pie (1999)

OH

Damn I accidentally fapped while having Ascension Millenium playing in the background. Not even homo but after conflicting emotions I feel more pure.

acceptable for a shit bar

but really just sounds like karaokike

have a pallet cleanser

youtube.com/watch?v=DhDrbB_sQ6E

guys lets record our on take of we wanted change on vocaroo

WHY DOES COREY HAVE NO LIPS?

CUMSENCION

SPERMIUM

>business offers

lol this is what you consider a business offer?

Do you know the Nigerian Prince?

He left them around Charlie Sheen's dick.

>tfw you are single and Canada and Corey Feldman is banging this naturally pretty Canadian girl

wtf man, he's more of a fucking loser than I am

...

HE NEEDED THE MONEY

implying that is a girl?

GABAGOODZE :D

All this samefagging

Yes, Feldman was the kike.

Wtf dude, she has a horse face, average body and this disgusting c-section scar

I'm glad he has zero self-awareness because it would be a truly torturous existence to want so badly to be MJ and yet be so lacking in any sort of grace or style of instinct for dance or singing talent.

HOLY FUCK LOL

MARY J. BLIGE LITERALLY COONING FOR HILLARY

ASENSHUN MOLENDIUM
A SHIRTIN SCECHIN SMAYLIN FUNCHA BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI
ASENSHUN?

LICKETY SPLICKETY

WATCHETT GRISSY
:00:D

Horse face?
Dunno about that

I watched her on wife swap and if you remove the whole psycho corey's angel aspect to her life seems like a well spoken, intelligent and naturally good looking woman

that pussy good fo sho too

Is he doing all this as a bizarre, delayed form of mourning for Jacko?

>tfw not intelligent enough to understand corey's music

I think he might believe MJ's spirit is in him. He probably has an oyja board and spends much of his money on psychics talking to his inner MJ.

youtube.com/watch?v=h7KO35NZeG0
this is actually a really good song. fantano is just mad that it's too high concept for his tiny nigger-loving mind to understand.

Do you think he kept any of MJ's semen?

I'd hazard a guess that mj was in him at some point

yes

it lines his anus to this day