DUDE WHATS THE BEST STONER MOVIE EVER AND WHYS IT THIS LMAO

>sober 2 years
>kinda miss the manic like trigger that allows me to parse tonnes of information very quickly

i end up with a shitload of wikipedia tabs open and read through them and become a jack of all trades and a master of none

but all in all its probably better to be sober

Dude wheres my car, even though its not really that much of a dude weed lmao movie.

it's more of a dude sweet lmao movie

Meh, the soundtrack is far better than the film itself

this is probably the primordial stoner movie. made by stoners for stoners with fantasy stoner and fantasy music.

>not Land of the Lost

Harold and Kumar

>dude sweet lmao

lost

How High

cheech and chong is irrelevant now but still good

>entry level stoner core
watch Smiley Face my man

dude video games lmao

dude racial commentary lmao

he looks like mel gibson but isn't mel gibson thus discount mel gibson.

plus he's annoying

DUDE WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!

but they have completely different acting styles, personalities and don't even appear in the same genres

Looking similar to someone doesn't automatically make them the "budget equivalent"

It doesn't?

looks more like jeremy renner

they appear in the same things/thing

what a shit response

those two actresses were literally in the same movie with Kiera Knightley playing Portman's double

>It doesn't?
No, it doesn't

>nice quads tho...checked

SAWEET

Any movie is a stoner movie if you believe enough.

Second best stoner movie

I remember he wrote that piece of shit Leisure Suiy Larry game for ps3

Have they ever been in a movie together?

It doesn't?

This answers my question. What movie was it?

how much do clothes cost in the matrix

Detroit Rock City is better

Wouldn't know, I only watch Kino.

Hey! You're not me!

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

>New high score? What's that mean? Did I break it?

HOW CAN HE SEE ME?

It doesn't?

Dio can you hear me I am lost and so alone
I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
My father thinks your evil, but man he can suck a cock
Rock is not the devils work; its magical and rad
I'll never rock as long as I am
Stuck
Here
With
My
Daaaad

Spelling mistake

Star wars the phantom menace. One of them made the other cry or at least bullied the other one.

>Any movie is a stoner movie if you believe enough.
if you're high enough

Well that is disappointing. Keira was the boring, monotone, clown faced queen. I want to see them scissoring each other on screen.

Watched that on shrooms, it was garbage. Should I give it a sober chance?

that film where they smoke the weed

Dafuq? I thought they just doubled Natalie Portman.

Eyes wide shut?

You should watch it on weed. Then again, comedy is a very divisive genre, what is hilarious to one person is dumb shit to the next. It may just not be your kind of movie

Personally I think it's hysterical and very quotable

>SAMANTHA. YOU. WILL. BE. MINE!

House of Cards?

...

That man was literally Cred Forums

he's just saying what everyone is thinking

I like spaghetti westerns. I like how the boots are reverbed out across the hardwood floors.

best part of the movie tbqhwyf

How did you know that his name is Frank?

>tbqhwyf
>to be quite honest with you, Frank

i call everyone frank and 9/285 im right.

just being frank with you m8.

I get too paranoid to smoke.

thats because everyone hates you

that's cause you've already smoke duh, you get too forgetful when you smoke.

Any interview with Gary Johnson.

>No one has said Pineapple Express
Plebs, all of you.

you piece of shit

>how 2 out yourself as a pleb

Inception

Do one or more of the following:
a) meditate/get into a peaceful state of mind before smoking
b) stay away from sativas, smoke indicas instead
c) avoid public places / interaction with strangers while stoned
d) play relaxing music while smoking, I recommend Billie Holliday

You'd be surprised how easy it is to avoid paranoia

a big problem is smoking it in non legal jurisdictions
lots of smokers say they dont feel paranoid in places where its legal
seems to be very logical

Absolute kino there famalam desu

whats whitecastle like?

Looks like shit, smells like shit and makes you feel like shit later. But when you put it in your mouth, there's a brief moment when you taste the divine.

I don't see how this would be in issue when doing it in the privacy of your own domicile

Unless of course you live in one of those shitty apartments where the leasing agreement includes a clause where the cops can do random searches without a warrant. It sounds insane but such places exist

>dude your bed's a car
>yeah but it's a bitchin car

sliders from your average pub are 10x better, White Castle is garbage, as is Krystal's the Southern US equivalent

>best part of the movie
not the dance dance revolution bit?

>pleas sit on my faaaaaaaaaace

My favorite part is the old laides and the weed tea

how high because it's the perfect amount of goofy comedy but at the same time if you want to be as insane as me and attempt to herald it as a deconstruction of how banal college culture

but I rather watch strangelove when I'm zooted

>you know "bee" on 4 chan
I've never dropped anything faster or harder in my entire life.

>Happy Madison

Dropped hard

Hard to explain. Its objectively dog shit and rat meat on a bun... But every time i go back home one of the first things i do is get a bag of gut busters and go to town on those bad boys.

White castle is the first fast food franchise in the world, and they've always kept late hours, so its the go to when you're out drinking or get the late night munchies.

Sasquatch is my daddy and hes going to protect, MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It was the last funny movie happy madison made

Thought the same thing first time I watched it, but It's literally the one good movie they've produced. Quite hilarious and has lovable characters