Hillary spanks or smashley banks? who was hotter or who was hottest bel air girl

Hillary's got the most Jewish fucking face I've ever seen. Ashley is LEAGUES prettier.

damn I need to watch this show again

Yeah yeah, carlton is blackest man in that show???

'trippin me up' NEVER SAID IT BEFORE OR AFTER.

It's not a derogatory about them, it's just how the show plays.

Hillary. Dumb bitches are kinda hot.

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She can get it!! fap fap fap....

Hillary was my first blackfu

Ashley became a total babe by the end

Can't argue with that

Ashley every day.

hillary had best tits desu. For me, tits trumps everything else.

>hillary
>trumps

Please tell me this was on purpose.

Is that even a question?
Ashley was way more attractive overall.

how is this a bad thing

JUST

Jesus H Christ. So much for "black don't crack".

Nia Long was on the show. They had the cutest black chicks in their prime. I also thought aunt Viv was hot too.

hillary early on

ashley later season

HILLARYYYY

FUCK

Hillary is the patricians choice

Yeah, season 6 onwards. One episode i will never forget she wore thigh high stocking and a miniskirt, hottest shit i seen her wear

thats what happens when the botox secretaries know you by name

YEAH THEY CAN'T KEEP DA BLACK MAN DOWN ROW ROW

looks more like she spent too much time in the sun. all those light-skinned comments got the better of her.

She's a mulatto.

looks like bad lighting and no makeup

God damn

looks like being almost 50 years old and a woman.

still looks decent now

the thickness creeping in

>The only Frosh Pronce-fu

my first boner.

oh nevermind it's cause she's prego

damn, it's like the profile of irl trollface

>inferior white genes

>looks like being almost 50 years old
looks pretty good then considering.

what woman doesn't wear make up on a formal event?

one who's been out of work for twenty years.

One who isn't insecure about her appearance?

had her in her prime

then hung myself

also her husband is named Dr. Vaughn Raspberry and I have no fucking clue what he is.

As if there is any question.

the one who doesn't exist, then

m-mommy?

>Will spent the whole episode dodging her to be faithful to Lisa
>Didn't even end up with Lisa at the end of the series

No seriously what happen to Lisa?

He's like that guy Elaine dated on Seinfeld and she was never sure if he was black or not.

I had look up Hilary, aka Karyn Parsons, apparently she is pushing 50. Makes me feel old.

thats pretty fucking delicious

hhhhhnggggggggggggggggggg

based on his face I'd say either mixed black/white or a ron pearlman-tier jew.

>hillary > ashley > old viv > uncle phil > new viv

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BLEACHED

my favorite part about this is that the chick is actually into his dancing

Nia Long was greatest girl when she came on 2bh

>new viv

What went wrong?

Any older anons remember what it was like when viv1 was replaced? Was it a big deal?

>dindu christ

my biscuits

I don't recall even noticing.

I remember Will making jokes about it in some episodes, breaking the 4th wall and all

That was the point, and Will calls them out on it numerous times.

Fucking Ashley goddamn

agreed m8

This.

It was kind of a joke. Though its still better then the replacement mom in Family Matters

And Tyra Banks too.

>not jillary spanks
>not smashley wanks

That must have happened at the very end of the series, because I don't remember that at all and I watched the show when it aired and endlessly in syndication.

Fuck, this show was good.

I jerked off so many times in my bathtub over the first nigress pretending I was uncle Phil and she called me into her bedroom to tuck her in.

THICC

>That whole family was the whitest black family ever...

This is the blackest black family for reference.

>Yeah yeah, carlton is blackest man in that show???

The point is that someone doesn't become less black because their cultural experiences aren't inextricably linked with black culture.

Hard to tell.

she was at comicon a few years back and I was thinking of going get a pic with her but it was like fucking $50 and then I walked by her booth and it was completely empty

hillary, i would love to fuck her bimbo brains out

>yfw Jada Pinkett wasn't cast because she was "too short" to be Will's love interest and they cast Nia Long

>Ashley was a supreme nubian godess teleported from Niburu to steal my seed and create the second coming of the dindu christ

Can't argue with this.

Considering this show was syndicated in almost every country in the world for about 15 years it's responsible for a lot of jungle fever

No pedo, but you could tell Ashley was waifu material from the first episode.

Its weird seeing child actors growing up to be qt's. Like pic related. She was the little girl from My Wife & Kids. This one caught me off guard cause she looked like an ugly kid. Again, no pedo.

That octaroon's gone bad...

what the fuck?
50$ to take a photo with a former D-list celebrity?
I wouldn't even pay that much for a pic with the hottest A-list babe you can think of.

No dad? Fine, I'll be the mom and the dad.

FUCKING THIS

Her love interest kept up with her too, no pedo no homo.

tbf, Carlton was an honorary white man.

Everyone on that show was pretty attractive, or grew up to be it seems

Just look at that unsightly bulge

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Isn't that Tyson's ex wife? I've always thought of her as the black Reese Witherspoon because of that forehead.

Ashley, only homos will say otherwise.

Yup. She apparently fucked Brad Pitt too, cause Mike Tyson caught them or something. Although I don't think they were together when that happened

>This one caught me off guard cause she looked like an ugly kid.
I thought she was a cute kid. Wasn't surprised to see her turn out like she did.

No pedo.

I can't think of a worse scenario in life than prime Mike Tyson catching you fucking his wife.

I really can't.

I chose aaaaa... pizza hut in the garage

Yeah, I heard that story. Tyson said in that HBO special he had a year ago, I think.

He was his house when both of them rolled up. Brad was driving and apparently, Tyson didn't see her head until Brad parked the car or something. Brad came out so scared of Tyson, it was hilarious the way he explained it.

Both.

thanks I think you just gave me jungle fever

Typical white male

I think its cause I compared her to the other girls on the show. Or its the chipmunk kinda face.

Man I loved all the serious moments between all the comedy.
Was such a good show.

what about the light skinned teenage daughter?

After watching Snatch and Fight Club, I think Brad Pitt beats Mike Tyson in a street fight.

She was cute. Junior's wife was pretty bad too.

Always thought she was average in the face at best desu.

lawdyjeezusgoddamn

This is the only right answer in this entire thread.

>Womenlets when will they learn?

what does she look like now?

Looks like Ashanti.

ashley no question, later seasons she is an 8

My thoughts exactly

>autism

Take a load of this faggot

dem hips

My only problem with this, my ONLY problem, is that she's the kind of hot where she knows how damn hot she is, and that shit is annoying.

Just took a look at her instagram. She still looks the same. Still pretty, but nothing out of this world.

>after watching choreographed fight scenes
'no'

Even if he didn't immediately knock me out, I would still enjoy having my ears whole.

at least you would've had sex before you died

THAT WAS THE POINT

Also Hillary

sthhfgsgffsdtddfrdfzfdfgyk

this guy is right

couldn't have said it better myself

living the dream.

anyone have pics of hillary dressed like a skank?

That was every episode

I think Brad Pitt had legit boxing training for Snatch though. He's probably way more fit than mike Tyson too, but I think if he gets caught from one punch its over.

almost feels wrong to fap to her, but god damn she turned out fine as fuck mang

IM FINNA NUT

where does one apply for this job ? greasing slavegirls before their naked wrestling match is my dream

hillary for bed
ashley for gf

Define "dressed"

Yeah, they'd be massively different weight classes even with training. Mike Tyson was a fucking heavyweight champion.

Correct.

TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

ashley more qt

hate how skinny hillary. is looks shrill

Fuck she was a qt

Is that Colin kaepernick

>That whole family was the whitest black family ever...

Yup. That family was literate and actually cared about education. Niggers like that don't exist in real life.

You're right about that, judging from her instagram. Its just a lot of pics of herself, and retarded quotes.

Who would've thought she would've turned out like she did.

I've had a crush on Tatiana Ali since she was on Sesame Street.

Uh.. I should clarify that I was the same age as she was.

This is basically what life is like if you live in Memphis and have money.

desperate black bitches will let you treat them like shit, and it's still better than the way niggers treat them.

you have a way with words user

Damn. It was Herbie Hancock in that segment.

openculture.com/2012/10/watch_herbie_hancock_rock_out_on_an_early_synthesizer_on_sesame_street_1983.html

Guess it's true.
Once you go black...

He was a Black man with a degree.

That effectively makes him a Nigger.

UNA VELA

Why is Homer allowing Ned to blaze it up in his house?
Won't somebody please think about the children?

Not a handsome man.

What is that spooky thing toward the left

Ashley. No contest.

average white girl

Kek

Rooney Mara.

She owns the Giants and the Steelers, so they let her hang around with famous people.

>tfw this shit happened everyday for 300+ years on slave plantations

I want to go to there

WTF? that didn't happen in MY universe

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I will DIE if I don't get a Black gf before this thread dies!

Wtf user

I'm depressed now.

>everyone on Cred Forums is a racist with jungle fever
huh?

Ywn have her chin stab your balls off while she blows you.

I'm not really a racist.
I like Asian chicks, Black Chicks, Mexican Chicks, White, Chicks, and so forth.
I just like chicks dude.
I don't care the color, shit let them be blue for all I care, as long as their features are beautiful I'll fall for them.

100

fake

in reality carlton would have chimped out

>Mfw slavery made me diamonds

>me on the right

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Jesus, how old are you kids? She doesn't even look that bad.

What about Denise i.e. Lisa Bonet though?

I never felt attraction to any of them.

Patrician kink, my man.

I'm not sure how to feel about seeing her pics.

Depressed because I will never find anyone that smoking drudging through ebony porn, Angry at my fellow whites for not producing a white equivalent, or, happy that she's not posting nudes or leaking sextapes because if she had, I would've jerked my dick clean off my torso by now.

I'm conflicted.

>board filled with insecure hypocrites
Who would've guessed? Guess the Jews are behind this one too huh?

Woke af

Loli Ashley was best also hot preteen Ashley

that booty at 0:34
mein gott

desu I'd watch some fat guy oil up and molest some titties, regardless of the color of the titties.

Same especially the blue part. Green bitches in Star Trek are better.

>people saying racist shit on the internet anonymously are actually racist
>getting memed on

This makes me very emotional for some reason.

Anytime someone says getting memed on I assume they're a 14 year old who just made the transition from Cred Forums or Cred Forums.

>transition from Cred Forums
Cred Forums stopped being relevant a long time ago. Cred Forums is it's replacement.

Looks like ya found me out, ya silly willy.

Me on the right

the way the line is delivered kills me everytime

Ashley got hot in the last three seasons

She lighten her skin I think she was really dark early on

The one that actually got into porn, of course.

glorious

Ashley all they! I wish I had a wife like her, she is so cute, sweet and almost the perfect black chick.

youtu.be/J-hRvCUMtIU

SEE ITS LIKE I CAN HAVE A LEG IN ONE HAND

Nah man. That's that white lady from the NAACP in Washington state pretending to be a black lady.

niggers have terrible arm pits

dropped desu

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So what's this from now?

*dreams of marrying a Black woman*

Aaah, that's the life

>Its just a lot of pics of herself, and retarded quotes.
user that's every woman's instagram.

>Impressive that this show has aged well

she's the best 90s nubianfu

>friday
>boyz in the hood
>fresh prince
>soul food

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>like Asian chicks, Black Chicks, Mexican Chicks, White, Chicks, and so forth.
>I just like chicks dude.

me too, but while I find hot most white or eastern asian chicks, only maybe 1% of black chicks meets my taste.

>That whole family was the whitest black family ever...
I love how this is always said by white people who have no idea wtf they're talking about

Don't get me wrong, most black chicks are ugly, bad features.
But some have nice lips, nice hair, a nice nose, and maybe even nice eyes.
It all depends.

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ITT

>Liking women with short dyke hair
Kys

she's the reason why i was into short haired girls.

I've been saving that to calm myself lest I get to giddy from rubbing my cock.

No

That would be Clueless-era Stacy Dash.

you know what they say

black chicks only date well hung guys

my ultimate fantasy is basically this but impregnating all of them like a factory just fucking and nutting inside all day everyday

There are people that unironically rate hillary over Ashley? that's impossible in my world

Man I was so sad Tatyana Ali's musical career didn't take off, will smith helped and everything

youtube.com/watch?v=JMgSG0C2ee8

I just wanted more music vids, she was hot in dorm daze too with Topanga

the pol virgins won't understand this scene, they will just yell "waaa nigers" while foaming at the mouth like the apes they are.

GODDAMN Carlton keeping it real, shoulda Tom Jones-shimmied outta there

fucking love this show, I'm almost at season 2 in my rewatch, can't wait for ashley to grow up

good scene but carlton changing his voice to a "blacker" tone kinda killed it.....

Also Hillary was the hotter one.

but as of now its probably ashley

That scene is linked to pol all the time and they generally seem to agree with the message. It strikes right where the issue with american black culture lays at.

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I must be living in the wrong part of Memphis then.

>immediately choose Hilary because she was hotter and less niggerer than the other one
>decide to see what she looks like today
>she's a mulatto heeb
Still Hilary, though. She was great when she was younger.

Ashley

Literally looks like a camel.

>everyone on Cred Forums hates black men, but would a qt3.14 niggress

For some reason i have a thing for air heads. Wouldve been nice to fuck her in her prime and in character

which porno is this

i always had a thing for the older sister from bernie mac show

>lonely prejudiced people can set aside prejudice if it means getting laid

>people who talk 24/7 about cuckolding and interracial sex are actually into that stuff

Yeah big surprise

It's not that difficult.

>Niggers hate white men but love white women
>Crackers hate black men but love black women

Hillary.

So that's what heaven looks like.

>Hillary's actress is biracial
>the real kicker is that her mom was black and her dad was white

How fucking uneducated are you faggot

I don't understand this. As someone who's lived in Europe for a while, I can say that most white women are ugly/average. Is it that you think the top 10/10s white women are better looking than the top 10/10 black women?

>Black girl
>Light brown/hazel eyes

there has to be a more efficient way to get the girls oily

Aww yeah. She's gorgeous

this is good

based willie dropping in three minutes in

>I love how this is always said by white people who have no idea wtf they're talking about

I'm pretty sure sure if there's one thing white people know about, it's being fucking white.

Tatyana M. Ali is mixed as well. Kind of a different mix, too. Afro-Panamanian & Indo-Trinidadian.

Black cracks, you just gotta hit it with a night stick.

put that dumb nigger in his place

dark chocolate goddess

Didn't they meet on OKCupid or some shit?

she still look good senpai

It was when it moved to cbs. You didn't miss anything

I always preferred Ashley. Hillary looks pointy and vaguely bird-like, like a brown jew.

nothing escapes you

Personally Bernie's wife made me lose my mind.

I love light skinned black girls with white girl faces.

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Right. I cant support the soul glo look its fucking hideous

Laura from family matters looks good now

She's still sexy in z nation

Will didn't, Jazz did

Like chocolate milk.

It's always weird to see little kids grow up on TV shows and get hot in the process. You don't even notice it when it's happening, but one day you catch yourself thinking "God damn" and you get blindsided by it.

Eh, her career stalled because even though she could act but shes not attractive enough to get most roles, and doesn't have a weird enough face for character bits.

>when the dick is so big you get the bitch 7 months pregnant during a photoshoot with your clothes on

The sister from Everybody Hates Chris always made me uncomfortable. It's totally legal now, even though I'm only like a year older than her so it actually never mattered. It just felt like she was significantly younger.

>tfw she's not even 5 feet tall
HNNGH

The problem is, it's a great scene but it wouldn't fly today. If that scene was done now, it would be a ghetto black guy in a room with hoity toity rich black folk going off about how he's right in being the ignorant degenerate self that he wants to be because this is America and he's just as entitled to whatever, blah blah blah.

This current over the top political correctness is about being divided and down with "appropriation" and in general, anti-American-assimilation. It's all about how different can everyone be for the sake of outrage and nothing else.

>Cousin SKEETER
They knew what they were doing.

tatyana m ali is only half black. i think her other half is indian

shes half white

She's perfect

Didn't think she'd grow up to be such a qt too

>missing the fucking point this hard
Why does it not surprise me that Cred Forums sucks this fucking hard

Probably because you're on it

what a dumb answer. you gotta look good to get work as an actress

> even if he didn't knock me out

A real punch from Mike Tyson without gloves on would kill you. Even a body blow would send you to the ER.

top fucking kek

it's my first day here imo

what episode famicon?

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forgot pic

also isn't she the voice of Riley & Huey in The Boondocks.

it was noticed, but people preferred her because she was lighter skinned.

same with the mom in family matters

>yeah I have to acknowledge this thing happened, b-but it couldn't happen today because society

Literally every time Cred Forums

It's called Goodbye Uncle Tom. That's probably the most fapworthy scene in it but there's a few other scenes of nude or half-nude black girls solo and in groups.

Definitely worth a fap or two.

yii das right

Nope, that's Regina King.

>people preferred a cardboard cutout stand-in because her skin was lighter
Bleh. They should have just gone the Family Matters route and just abolished the mother character all together. It's funny that a show called "Family Matters" banished half the family by the end of the show. Didn't their second daughter do porn then die?

Wealthy investor. Got in on Legos(TM) early.

Oh yeah, I guess they just look similar.
>wtf I'm a racist now

>my dick needs to be 100% consistent with my brain
Dumbest post in the thread award goes to you.

That's wrong, without gloves people punch weaker because it shatters your delicate little collection of tiny bones you call your hadn. Mike Tyson punching someone in the skull would undoubtedly knock them out, but no-one punches hard enough barefisted to kill someone. People die in bareknuckle brawls when they get knocked out by a bare handed hit then fall and hit their head on concrete or linoleum and etc.

It's one of the reasons dudes like Joe "WEEDLMAO" Rogan and a lot of other professional fighters make arguments for having no gloves in MMA, it would mean far, far, far less brian injuries because people can't punch as hard nor can they wail on eachother Brock Lesnar hammerfist style ground and pound. But MMA promotions like Bellator and UFC won't let it happen because kncockouts and ground/pound fights draw the biggest viewership numbers for obvious reasons. The sport would most like revert to wrestling and body blows with only strategic flat palm nose-strikes if they took out gloves, hand and wrist injuries are already common enough.

On the upside though, roundhouse kick would become common as fuck as a knockout strategy.

But tl;dr no Mike Tyson punching him probs wouldn't kill him, but a body blow would certainly break some ribs.

No she was Roberta on CS
the best was right here

>me on the left

Nah, Nia's a qt. Regina is a horse, but still kind of alright.

That smile makes my dick diamonds

CS?

I always though Viv1 looked like that dino mob from Mario Bros 2.

Ashley hands down

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Include me in the screen cap. r/Cred Forums here we come.

Left always and forever

Kek

I'm a racist with a black gf
No, she doesn't know that I'm a racist

Ashley. Her actress was black AND Latina, that's two delicious browns in one!

The "look black people can be like your there'd nothing to fear about" TV show

user, you're thinking of Jaimee Foxworth from Family Matters. You know, little Judy Winslow.

xvideos.com/video229048/foxy_chick_is_worth_the_fuck_and_that_s_all_that_matters

xvideos.com/video340985/jaimee_crave_foxworth_from_family_matters

It's weird. Growing up watching reruns/home releases of the series I used to have a crush on her. And right when I started puberty, I found out that in 2000-2002, she did porn. Probably the second earliest fap I ever had.

Her music career failed because judging from that song, she was doing new jack swing music in the mid 90s. A recipe for failure (even though new jack swing is the last good black American music genre).

Wait, the Trinidadian side is Indian? I need to update this *black-hispanic and Indian

No, that's the Cosby Show. Funny, that one ended with Bill Cosby secretly being a rapist, and Raven-Symone turning into black Tumblr.

I remember a scene where Will was talking with Uncle Phil, and then Phil just fucking stops and starts sniffing the air.

>"Wait...what is that....I smell...
>sniffs some more
>"Fried chicken?"

And then Phil turns around and Wills retarded nigga friend Jazz standing is there and says somthing like "Hey whats up Unca Phil?". And then it immediatley cuts to Jazz being thrown through the front door of the house.

It was fucking hilarious.

>mfw Ross Bagley

buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/heres-what-the-cast-of-the-fresh-prince-looks-like-now?utm_term=.wpp88g8x#.cg277E7q

Black gf thread?

Fuck, Viv 2 aged like shit compared to the rest. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

How about no, but you're going to post anyways, aren't you?

Well the joke is on Carlton because that guy blacked Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls

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She's mixed, dumb fuck.

Best ebony girl coming through America.

Her body is ridiculous. It' a goddamn crime she hasn't shown it yet, especially considering her age...

Bernie was a lucky man
youtube.com/watch?v=NDrHJmGaqms

Everybody hated the new Viv.
Old Viv actually had character and presence.
youtube.com/watch?v=AEo8Qp7Yua8

Buckle up!