ITT: comfy characters

ITT: comfy characters

>be a science nigga who just wants to explore and study blackholes
>your friends ditch you for over 20 years
>o-ok I'll just wait here I guess..
>become a lonely old man on a spaceship
>they finally come back
>end up dying a violent death in the name of science
>your robotfu tried to save you but could not

Romilly did nothing wrong god damn it ;_;

At least the two caucasian crew members saved the day and survived in the end.

what an inane post, and that says a lot for Cred Forums

"comfy characters"? Kill yourself.

Why does Nolan always kill his female and black characters?

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>explore and study blackholes

i don't remember him dying

Death Grips was in a movie?

He's black of course you don't

I forgot they really had this dude wait 20yrs lol

TEACHING COOPER HOW TO SLINGSHOT

how much shit do you think he got from his friends and family when he told them he wanted to study "black holes"?

he must have been so tired of the jokes.

...

I know your down there in black heaven.

>Chris Nolan casting this dude in a bigger role than David Oyelewo

How the FUCK did that happen?

I'm both disgusted and aroused by that ginger.

Emily is an acquired taste.

"kino characters" would probably work better with you.

I FUCK THE TARS I MAKE IT CUM I FUCK THE TARS WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP.

NINE EIGHT SEVEN TRIPLE SIX FIVE FAT OGRE SHIT FORKED TONGUE

BEEN WORKING WAY TO MUCH NEED TO GET OUT AND GET FUCKED UP

How much footage do you think he saw?

Nolan takes his poster billing very seriously and only allows a maximum of one nigger to avoid spoiling the aesthetic of the chain.

Damn he's living the life

Technically speaking he never died.

>movie has a black guy in it
>he dies

thank you based nolan

I didn't know thew were Armenian or Georgian

GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI

I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES

violent death? did someone shoot him at a gas station?

Could you help us acquire said taste?

>IveSeenSomeFootage.jpg

sure

>o-ok I'll just wait here i guess...

fucking kek

i agree with you OP; he was autistic and black and guided entirely by his scientific inquiry- sad in a way because i imagine he'd no family or loved ones. seeing anne hathaway's face & having her emotionally touch his after her death romp on a water planet must have been a highly sexual moment for him. personally, there would've been cum everywhere!

She wants my dick. It's obvious.

lewd

>Clean tongue

Goddamn that's sexy. She takes care of herself. Would wife.

you'll have to wait 3 years

Uhhhh. She's not 18?

I was talking about someone else. I have to return some videotapes.

kek

Good God. If there was a genie here right now I would use one of my wishes to make her my wife.

Why wasn't he in stasis practically the whole time?

you should tweet her

Gib Twitter and I will when she turns 18. Dead serious. Time to start hitting the gym extra hard.

bluetiernen

>her

Thank you user, we will toast you at our wedding.

Based wonder showzen... sick reference bro

Yeah how come he only has one black person per film? Pretty racist desu.

He says in the film he had a couple of stretches until he believed they weren't coming back and didn't want to sleep his life away.

what if she becomes fat?

>explore and study black holes

He coulda just visited Detroit

I'll still love her. :3

you're a better man than me, user

Where are her parents looking

how do you even get your tongue to be so clean?! is semen really the great of a cleaning agent?

god, ok, her name is emily, right? does she have an instagram, user said there's a twitter...i need the goods, please!

Do you think she gives a head?

etrue on tumblr
bluetiernen on instagram

thanks bruv!

he's based

I'm sorry but I think you missed when I already claimed her as my future wife. Now back away from m'lady or I shall be forced to thrash you.

dear sir, i've no intention by which to cuck you. i've only endeavored in this manner in part to further know the beauty this world has to offer and drink it in. although i will admit, cucking you would fill me with sheer delight.

damn those aryan sluts are literally drooling all over him in hopes for even an inch of that BBC

what the fuck is that thing