EVERY GODDAMN CHINK FLICK IS SAMURAI, GEISHA, OR COPS

Why would Chinese movies be about Samurai? Are you confusing Chinks with Japs?

Departures isn't.

>china
>samurai

Am I posting in a bait thread?

is that the new blue is the warmest colour flick?
should make it a franchise with a new couple of broads from different countries each year

>I have no idea that yakuza movies exist

Not chink. Also plenty of other types of movies, especially from Koreans.

>every south korean movie is either romance or revenge
Koreans tend to have some really fucked up themes even in their less serious movies and tv. Like out of nowhere it can be revealed that a character was raped and abused by their parents or some shit like that. And then the plot goes on as normal.

Great movie

There were no samurai, geisha, or cops in 아가씨.

give me source right now please

Not to mention the movie in his image is Korean.

A lot of people on Cred Forums legitimately don't know that China, Korea and Japan are different countries, or have no idea what makes them different. Maybe OP is just trolling but it's impossible to say (which makes it bad trolling).

shoo shoo stinky chinky

And this is another thing about Cred Forums now: there's intense, widespread paranoia that everyone is Asian. Why people are so terrified of Asians all of a sudden is a mystery.

imblying?

>there's intense, widespread paranoia that everyone is Asian. Why people are so terrified of Asians all of a sudden is a mystery
We fear the possibility that the Asians in question are Filipino.

Except it's not. Some movies are just incredibly sexual.

A Snake of June stands out but then I'm a big Tsukamoto fan.

IT'S

>every thai movie is about ghosts or superstition

Every movie that escapes the quarantine zone. Thailand is a fucking sea of Romantic comedies. They can not get enough.

The ghost movies are actually a welcome respite.

Jesus christ read the OP you fucking autist

SAUUUUUUUUCE

The.Handmaiden.2016

that's like saying there's a difference between Norway, Finland, Iceland, Greenland, Sweden, Scandinavia

Or a difference between Cuba, Haiti, Turks and Cacaos, Puerto Rico

There isnt people-wise. Borders, yeah.

Don't think so op.

It's the same with other Asian movies. Many people watch only what gets some traction in the West or appeals to Western tastes or is similar to something they saw before, and then they think those movies represent all Korean/Japanese/Chinese movies.

China, Japan and Korea are different countries with different cultures and societies.

but let's say there was another flood. Noah would only have to grab two Japs because of the redundancy of asian cultures and nothing of value would be lost

>Same with other Asian movies

Good point.

Living in the country you just get slapped in the face by romantic comedies so hard it starts to become ridiculous.

Why not me!? SLUT!!!

I used to watch hundreds of Japanese movies and I'd say it was mostly dramas, romances and comedies. Plenty of those to go around in Korea too.

YOU FORGOT CRIME OP
YOU FORGOT CRIIIME
JOHN WOO GLORIFIES GANGSTERS AND CRIMINALS
HOW COULD YOU FORGET JOHN WOO, OP
DON'T FORGET "MUH CHINA OPPRESSED BY EVIR JAPAN DOG IN WWII" FLICKS OP
YOU FORGOT THOSE OP THEY'RE TOO COMMON
YOU ALSO FORGOT KUNG FU AND BRUCE LEE/JACKIE CHAN OP

SAMURAI ISN'T EVEN CHINK OP IT'S NIP OP
IF YOU GENERALIZED ASIANS THEN YOU FORGOT KAIJU OP
YOU FORGOT KAIJU AND HORROR OP
YOU FORGOT KAIJU AND HORROR

>Dillon, you son of a bitch!

kek

Literally the most fucking ignorant post I've read this year.

>that's like saying there's a difference between Norway, Finland, Iceland, Greenland, Sweden, Scandinavia
First of all, Scandinavia isn't a country. Neither is Greenland technically, it's a part of Denmark.

Norway, Sweden and Iceland are known for their Viking roots. Iceland is unique in that they had fairly little contact with the rest of the world after the Viking age and until more modern times which preserved the language in a way that it's very close to old Norse where as both Norwegian and Swedish have changed so much that they're quite modern as far as European languages go.

Finland is basically an entirely different people and culture group than the Scandinavians. The language doesn't have any relation to the neighbouring countries either.

In the same way there's a lot of difference between China, Japan and Korea. They're a group of countries heavily related in history but all have rather unique origins of their own.

@this thread: No surer sign of stupidity than taking pride in being ignorant.

This is cancer pol shit, why are you all biting at the bait.

there are only about six types of people on the planet

American/Canadians/Australians
Black Americans
Mexicans
Euros
Asians
Savages (tribal people like Africans, Muslims, Native Americans, Eskimos, etc.)

you're talking about the difference between teal and cerulean. Is there a difference? Technically, but c'mon.

also, even if you want to consider gangster movies a different category, it could still be under the cop umbrella

how is this legal in korea

>i haven't seen The Handmaiden
go watch it OP

Nothing else needed to be said after this post.

youtube.com/watch?v=e6QmOjaUzZA

Underrated

THE

>American/Canadians/Australians
>Euros

>Black Americans
>Mexicans
>Savages

You're willing to separate these two groups into smaller brackets? What separates Americans from Euros if you go this far into generalisation?

I'm not sure what sort of differences you're looking for if you see them different enough but yet see all the Euros the same. American education is this bad?

Half of their movies are softcore porn now.

GOAT slice of life flick

bump

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この平民を見よ
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Don't be a moron you menstrual scum.
Learn to use a search engine and browse the web.

There are some pretty damn good dramas and comedies as well as horror.

13 Assasins and Hara Kiri were great to watch.

Bitch, finland was owned by sweden for hundreds of years and about 10% of them still speak swedish as a main language

>based Duterte fucking up Drug Lords and Scumlords
>they're all turning on each other or turning themselves in. All in a matter of months

Best President is Best

Murica is stuck with Bobblehead and Cancer Shill.

Russia ruled them for a few hundred years too and neither country could stop them from keeping their culture, language and genetic heritage.

>Assassins and murderers for hire doing drive-by shootings on random people
>Police executing prisoners in jail
>Duturde embarrassing himself every day
>Threatening to go to Russia and China like it's the fucking cold war
>Silent on Islamic terrorism
>Silent on China stealing his territory
Based! Epic!

Yi-yi
A Brighter Summer Day
Boy
A Treatise on Japanese Bawdy songs
Pleasures of the Flesh
In the Realm of the Senses
An Autumn Afternoon
Late Spring
Good Morning
In The Mood for Love
2046
The Warped Ones
Like Someone in Love
Woman in the Dunes
The Face of Another
Pitfall
The Inheritance
I'll Buy You
The Ballad of Narayama (Kinoshita)
The Ballad of Narayama (Imamura)
The Naked Island
Onibaba
House
Pale Flower
Drunken Angel
The Bad Sleep Well
Dodeskaden
Ikiru
Sansho the Bailiff
Story of last chrysanthemums
Oharu

The list could go on...

Why did you reply seriously to a lazy bait thread.

Because I just woke up and wanted to ease myself into the day before I finish the first book from the book of the new sun by trying to remember as many movies as I could.

I'm also an old-fashioned from essay back that remembers when there were threads in which most of the people had seen a lot of the above movies and could discuss about them.

But, alas. That time has passed.

>Another flood.
There has to be a first one, user.

Is this K-On the movie?

KORino!

literally the first thing that came into my mind

OP BTFO

Where do you guys download your Asian movies?

i also cant see any difference between usa mexico and canada

OP I bet you'd like this
It starts out as classic korean cop thriller and develops into something totally different

you forgot about martial arts you fucking bigot

go back to Cred Forums

meme movie

>My Geeky Nerdy Buddies
>Impetuous Love in Action
>One Step Away
>But Always
>Inseparable
>Impetuous Love in Action
>Lost in Thailand
>20 Once Again
>Goodbye Mr. Loser
>One Night in Supermarket.
>Ex-Files
>Windstruck
>So Young
>The Breakup Guru

Here is a list of Chinese films that have nothing to do with what op listed.

add lust,caution and red sorghum to that list