Autism: the culture

Autism: the culture

HAHAkiri

are fedoras modern day samurai?

N-nani?!!?
*gets in your face*
You take that back, baka gaijin!
*puts hand on katana handle*
Now!!!

*teleports behind you*
*stabs your through the chest*
"heh...nothing personnel kiddo"

And yet they still have higher IQs than all the baka gaijin in the west.

and what have they done with it?

>two people with katanas running at each other
>they run past each other very closely
>cut to hero's face
>cut to villain's face
>he falls into two

sell us back our own tech & auto repeatedly and on a yearly basis, for one

our best export is the fucking iphone, for crying outloud, don't even try to argue like that's some kind of technical marvel either

>Realized that immigration leads to the degeneration of society
>Realized that marriage and sex is pointless as it doesn't lead anywhere meaningful

Well, Kobayashi's films WERE all about how fucking dumb and hypocritical the samurai was

you forgot
>cut to hero's face
>cut appears on hero's cheek
>cut to villain's face
>he's smiling as if he won
>he falls into two

>mfw it is actually like one of my Japanese animays

a variation of it is

>cut to villain's face
>he is smiling, almost grinning
>cut to hero's face
>cut on his ragged sweaty face
>hero suddenly starts to smile
>cut to upper half of villain's head sliding and falling down

>pssh, nothing personnel

>me on the right
just

>stating the obvious

but its also greatest of entertainment

>tfw you watch this for the first time

Is that the seven samurai?

Did the US version have that edited out?

no it's Samurai Rebellion

Sanjuro, the sequel to Yojimbo

weak faggots who would suicide at the slightest wrong turn in their lives. Yet in a rural village, the guy with the expensive sword is king i guess.

no wait, it's actually this, not SR.

But SR has a similar scene at the beginning too

Why bother posting things like this if you don't know what you're talking about?

fuck off, jap.