ITT: things only americans say

ITT: things only americans say

>It's "pretentious"

>I don't watch foreign films because i don't want to read a book, i want to watch a film

>we won world war two!!!

>"they hate our freedoms"

>Australia is in Europe

>I'm american

>well, Im quarter Swedish, half German, part Italian Irish.

fuck off shlomo

>"We've landed on the moon and not a single other nation has even come close"

>I am a genetically deficient fat fuck and I am voting Trump so he will press the red button and rid this planet of our disease

>I have the legal right to defend my property

>The Earth is 6000 years old and dinosaur bones are all fake.

>I'm Irish
>I'm Italian
>I'm German

Or some iteration of this

Jesus was an American!

>Al Gore invented the internet

This IS - a tasty burger!

>quoting unrelated bullshit

>Trump isn't racist

Part Cherokee

>the only way to stop crime is to arm everyone with rocket launchers.

To be fair nobody over the age of 16 (or 20 if they're particularly retarded) calls something anything pretentious.

Could CTR at least pretend to put their bullshit in the context of TV or film?

Cuck

I once had a boss who said he loved chow yun fat movies and I asked him if he'd ever seen hard boiled or a better tomorrow. he didn't know what they were and I said they were his movies from before he came to america and he flat out said, "oh I don't watch those ones."

ITT: things a europoor who has never met an american but harbors some deep seeded historical jealousy say

>ITT: things only americans say

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>what the fuck would I need a passport for? I can see the world on TV!!!

>America shouldn't be nuked

>I don't eat that much and still get fat!

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

FIGHT AND WIN

>muh genetics

>Proceeds to drink a 2500 cal oreo milkshake

>Diet coke please, I'm on a diet

>walking? what the hell is that?

>gangster rap is real music, dude.

And WW1
underrated post
So a Jew
Gets shot by his own 3y.o. kid
Did that in GTA VC and SA. Didn't work that well

>I love mexican cuisine, I go to Taco Bell a lot

>I'm CIA

USSR?

I have lived in the US for 3 years and this is spot on

>i hate america but i'm obsessed with it
am i doing it right

It's threads like this that confirm my suspicion that I am much more intelligent than all of you.

Oy vey!

>I took student loan for university

>This movie is bad, I coudn't identify with any character

>my hospital bill was outrageous