Friday night

It's 9:23 pm for me, I've got no excuse

waiting for the wife to get home :)

Been out every night this week. Can't hack it.

who /comfy/ here?

Because doors don't open til ten

Because you fucking crashed my plane and i got nowhere else to be now

Because I have no friends and I'm not secure enough to ask my qt tinder match out

Because I enjoy being alone and not surrounded by stupid fucking normies

I'm waiting for my wife to get back from her boyfriend's house.

I'm here For You

Same

She's been at her son's father's house for over 3 hours now, should I be worried?

Why not. If it's a match you already know she's interested.

Meeting girls on tinder is just fucking sad. She's probably getting creampied by Chad as I type this.

Hoping someone starts a KStew thread

True, maybe in a few days when I've got a chance to chat with her a bit more.
Well it's not like I can meet them anywhere else

>night

it's 4 oclock faggot

Enjoy the herp and getting cucked when she gets bored of you

because television and movies are my hobbies

>going out during the week, literally everyday

okay that's not normal, seek help.

It's not my fault that I cant get a gf because I'm not white. If I was white, at least I could get the obligatory azn gf every white guy gets online/on dating apps.

If I was white, I could get a gf. Then I wouldn't be here on a Friday night.

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Anyone else 9pm here? Got some doritos and thinking about watching Kill Command it looks fun

whats with his back?

I'm 6'2, white, blue eyes, fairly /fit/, and have a handsome face. And yet I'm 21 and a friendless virgin.

There's no cure for autism, user.

>night

It's afternoon anywhere it matters.

Yeah but literally all of those things are probably endearing to some qt azn girl who'll find those traits endearing because you're a hwhyte aryan übermensch on top of the autism.

You're essentially crying in a Lamborghini. I'm crying in a cardboard refrigerator box with the words "this is my life" written on the side

bane is waaay too big to be sucking his own dick
im 5'11 120lbs and i can barely lick the tip

I don't have a job or any friends and it feels like my health is deteriorating in front of my eyes. I have a sound in my head that won't go away. I don't enjoy anything anymore and sleeping is the only good part of the day. If my health improves I mean to do something with my life, but until then I feel too paralysed to even move.

>You're essentially crying in a Lamborghini. I'm crying in a cardboard refrigerator box with the words "this is my life" written on the side

Kek. But what use is a Lamborghini when the tires are missing and there's no engine? I might as well be in a box too

I was out yesterday. It just depressed the shit out of me

Agreed. Normies are so shallow and dumb that it just makes being around them sad.

You ever notice how absolutely shitty Cred Forums gets with threads like this every day around this time? It's because this is when all the NEET Yuropeasant and Austrash dole scum who have no lives or jobs are still up while the halfway decent posters from their countries are in bed because they have lives. Plus they come here from Cred Forums because their povertyball threads are being taken over by the Americans and they're too fucking beta to stick around. Once you realize these facts it makes these threads a lot more funny because you can picture what a subhuman pile of human trash makes them.

Because it isn't dark here yet you french faggot

It's 3 in the afternoon, euroshit

I was asking yooooooooooooooooooooooou

>22:13 Friday night
>Decent posters are in bed because they have lives
What did he mean by this?

Because women will still choose to sit in a Lamborghini over sitting in a fucking cardboard box. Cant show off a cardboard box to your family and friends. Cant brag about the selfies you took with your cardboard box.

1 PM on the best coast.

t. still in highschool

All i notice is when amerifats wake up the cuck, blacked and Cred Forums threads start popping up constantly. Coincidence?

Central time zone is the best time zone

Isn't it kind of interesting how men just want a girl to love and be loved by, while girls just want a man to show off to their family and friends?

>Well it's not like I can meet them anywhere else
Have you tried interacting with people in real life?

Any movies about losing the will to live?

Control

Sure, why don't you find yourself an ugly girl, then?

I'm a loser with no friends

Because I have too many assignments and exams for next week

Ugly girls are the best

>halfway decent posters from their countries are in bed because they have lives.

its late in the afternoon in the US and late in the evening in europe, what the fuck are you talking about?

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My """"friends"""" planned some activity and left me out of it. I feel horrible.

Yeah, it's party time, excellent

College was a mistake. I was in fucking Engineering and graduated in May. I have still yet to find any fucking job or internship.

Why am I alone?

Because my life sucks and I will probably end it all soon

No friends.

I literally cannot even get a date with an ugly girl.

All the women in my city make fun of us men for being statistically polled as the "ugliest men in the USA", in addition to being the most illiterate, the most impoverished/unemployed, and the least successful. Due to that and my geographic area, all the women in my city/area feel entitled to dating a federal LEO that makes $85k/yr, a military officer, or a D-1 college athlete ready to be drafted by the NBA/NFL

my dog doesnt do much for the physical (non-sexual) loneliness either, so I shitpost about 8-10 hours a day

>Friday night
What are you talking about? It's the middle of the work day

Kill them, avenge your honor

Well since your wife's son is with you at the moment, yes you should be worried.

Cred Forums - Group therapy sessions with anons

Le ebin social anxiety

came here to post this

Either move, or join whatever branch of military that has a post in your town and get commissioned

Maybe I should, recommend me some good murderkino pls

its just a meme mate
99% of this thread is "normalfag" tier which is evident by them posting on Cred Forums and not an actual 4chanerian board like the other ones save for /co

Its 1:30pm and im at work you dumb euroshit

>My """"friends"""" planned some activity and left me out of it.

why would you be sad about not being in a plane crash?

Polytechinque

You're dumb. Most of us with problems want immediate help, this board is fast enough to provide that.

t. 2015 poster

>mate
All eurofaggots and ausfaggots are normalfags by default

He wouldn't get it because he's been drinking sackwine and fucking prime teen pussy since he was 14, like all degenerate penal colonists/euromuhammads

Because I can't find people that enjoy my hobbies and do the things that I want to do Fuck going out to drink or calling that girl who keeps texting me after a year of ignoring her. It's so fucking boring and tiring now. I just want to play games, watch shit and go to bed to repeat again tomorrow.

Comfy with my cat at my cabin :3

Did you know your TV is facing the wrong way?

>tfw 21, friendless, kissless, social anxiety ridden virgin eurofag

I wish, mate
I wish

You're posting on Cred Forums 2016. The most normalfag friendly board on this site

The only thing worse is if you started posting on Cred Forums after 2013

I've tried going to anime club and talking with strangers on the streets but it never works.

Really makes you think.

Haven't had friends for many years now and I'm currently unemployed, which makes it significantly harder to meet grils. Hopefully that'll change when I start studying next year

I just wish there was a qt I actually loved next to me in my bed :(

Where are you from mate? I wish I could meet Cred Forums eople in RL. Being spanish is suffering if you don't like soccer.

>implying Cred Forums is the only board they post in

>tfw Cred Forums is now filled with virgin NEET-hating normies
Can't even lurk an hour on here without seeing a post bullying people like me. Seriously trying not to come here anymore because of this but it's hard considering how many years I've been here already.

there's a party happening right now
but i can't go because i haven't showered, haven't eaten, am lazy as fuck, aren't dressed, am already drunk, and am depressed. so i'm just listening to music and browsing Cred Forums and Cred Forums

I'm just watching Spartacus and shitpositng between episodes mane

>on Cred Forums for years
>still sensitive to bullying
fucking newfags

Okay but I literally have 0 friends IRL and I don't leave my parents house unless its to walk my dog or to buy booze. I guess if some whites are racist, all whites must be racist, huh :^) really makes you think

This is the only board I post in besides Cred Forums and /out/

>now

Its been like this since tumblreddit colonized /r9k/ back in 2013

Have you considered law school?

I did and now I want to die

>Okay but I literally have 0 friends IRL and I don't leave my parents house unless its to walk my dog or to buy booze. I guess if some whites are racist, all whites must be racist, huh :^) really makes you think
More made up stories to try and save face for being a tourist.

Good. Get fucked, weirdo

Nice damage control, shitpostrayan. Only tumblreddit tourists like you think "he can't POSSIBLY be this much of a loser, no no, its gotta be made up stories"

you just proved all us NEETs right, you're projecting and trying to pull a serbian double-jew bluff by painting us NEET natives as the "tourists"

The job market is fucked. Either your daddy owns a business or it's flipping burgers for the rest of your life.

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It's still 2pm where I'm from and later tonight in going to a beach bon fire

t. Californian

See This is a fact you can not refute simply because you're a bane tourist or a star wars tourist

I dunno, I really should be sleeping before work

she's currently at a bar with friends
guess you were right

Italy. So, as you can probably imagine, I know that feel, mate.
I know it well.

serbian. double jew. bluff.

>the only board
>besides these two others

I have a Historical Analysis due on Monday so I'm trying to get it done as soon as possible.

>Then why are you HERE specifically

I don't want to do the work.

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>implying tumblreddit doesn't get trigert by the MGTOW culture on /out/ and the casual racist bantz on Cred Forums

also IASIP is a reddit show so keep up the serbian double jew bluffs, reddit

I spend every waking hour on this site from the moment I wake up at 1pm to when I go to sleep at 3am so just try and fucking outshitpost me you stupid homosexual cuckold penal colonist normalfag projection artist

So I'm 100% correct in my suspicions about your authenticity to my board?

>tfw fell for the army meme

keep up that serbian double jew bluffing, reddit. Only smug liberal nu-male tourist redditors like you espouse this whole "I'm 100% correct because I say so, and this evidence created and provided by me proves that I'm 100% correct" nu-logic

keep trying to outshitpost me, faggot, I'll be her for another 12 hours you cuck

It's cold out, my wife is sewing a quilt while I'm taking a break from drawing. We're watching Cafe Society. Going out and whooping it up is for singles.

>won't refute his lack of authenticity
Thats what I thought you piece of fucking trash 2013+ poster

Who hurt you, user?

>tfw army is over and went back to being an unemployed, friendless loser
enjoy it while it lasts

Keep up that serbian double jew bluffing you cuckold nu-logic using nu-male, why are you so fucking smug in your incorrect assumptions? Did your liberal jewish psychologist rape you at public school, or do
"bogans" kick your ass on the regular for being a "softcunt"? You can't outshitpost me and you cannot take away my oldfag status because I know the truth about how I've wasted the past 12 years on this website shitposting and replying to smug little millennials suburban cuckolds like you.

I have this broken epson home theater, maybe you could come and take a look at it? I mean since you're such a fucking professional projectionist and all

Myself

>tfw watching Crisis in six Scenes while it's raining outside
Woody Allen is maximum comfy

>tfw you fell for the STEM meme

Start new job on Monday, so I'm getting black out drunk and playing a few games while I can.

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>now hes repeating himself because he knows his true sensibilities have been found out
This just keeps getting better and better, 2013+ poster

>tfw literally all that matters in getting a job is "networking" ("connections" (nepotism))

>graduate
>no jobs
>no friends
>no money

No gf

>he keeps repeating the same smug liberal australian assumption over and over again

Your projection and serbian double jew liberal solipsism keeps getting shittier and shittier, penal colonist.

I have work in an hour though.

Don't work in food service

Yep
>some retard who was obviously in Uni because of daddybux, got low grades, graduates with you
>said retard is now "manager" at daddy's company
>you and your friends are desperately seeking any low-paying job

>projection card now
Thanks for throwing in the towels, kiddo. I'll be in the real Cred Forums thread whilst you keep roleplaying with all the other newfrogs

YOUR FAMILY IS GOING TO GET LYNCHED BY FROGS YOU FUCKING NORMIE SHIT

So what's the last film you've seen that wasn't some capeshit or some post-2010 millennial numale garbage, you solipsistic liberal projection artist?

Or do you just come here to shitpost because this isn't your home, reddit :^)

Also you just outed yourself as a reddit using iPhone posting normalshit who can't even bother to read the posts she replies to considering I've been (justifiably) accusing you of projecting for the past half dozen posts now. I know you solipsistic millennials have such a low attention span and minimal reading comprehension, so it's understandable.

Watching some Arthur

I got banned from Reddit.

It's 4:30 in the afternoon

because I'm queer

I have no friends.
I living in a strange place where I have nothing in common with anyone.
Most people my age who go out to drink are narcissistic freaks anyway.

>have two equally as autistic friends but not even they "get" me fully
>no ambition no drive no connections and a shitty degree
>no gf ever at 22, decent looking virgin
>cant even understand relationships, and have never been in love
>every urge to do things dissapears with every orgasm
>every time i go out and try to socialise i get bummed out by how fake everyone is

i dont wanna host this show no mo

I'm in the weatherspoons toilet having a shit mate

For you, lol