Tfw no El Patrón to lay down my life for

No, it's what all females do when their husbands are attractive and powerful enough; they share males.

/gustavo/ here

limon is the only good one

You mean La Quica?

rata hijo de puta

(You)

Just like my us-east dota games
Just Peruvians in them instead of Colombians

>loyal to the end
>kills a few whores

whats not to like about limon?

>tfw it all went by so fast
Damn you Netflix, Season 1 could've been 2 seasons easy with all the content shoved in there

>You forgot your face Patrone
Está bien Limon

If they were trying to portray Escobar as a villain why did they turn him into a Rambo esque superhero?

They didn't, all his shootouts with the cops legit happened.

Also I felt sympathetic with him even before his death. A true hero.

post characters who literally did nothing wrong

Him
Peña
The Lion
Colonel Carillo

>lion
>dindonuffin

lol he was a traitor and a man whore

Do you really think he singlehandedly gunned down like 5 members of Los Pepes, braved gunfire to try to save his brother in law, and shot two members of search bloc during his final shootout

He was obese for the last 15 years of his life

is he the most alpha tha that ever existed ?

Lion dindu nuffins
Cali was just too strong
>Los Pepes
Gets me every time

Top 10 at least.

Well they did kill him while he was running across the roofs so he was fairly agile for a fat man

Pablo was a boss. So yes.

why is he so likeable bros ?

> SI PATRON
>you will never be generic sicario #153 who gets shot and immediately forgotten during the twelfth attack on patron's compound

we were born in the wrong country at the wrong time

the reak los pepes

>born 18 days after Pablo's death
>will never experience the greatness that was Pablo Escobar

Who here /Pablo/ and who here /Los Pepes/?

/Los Pepes/ here.

who was the guy with the Motörhead sleeveless?

if they were after you to kill you, you 'd be pretty agile too.

>sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the song choice for that scene was 10/10

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Now that the third season it's going to be about the Cali cartel is there anyone likeable there? Pacho is such a fag

>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E01
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E02
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E03
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E04
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E05
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E06
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E07
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E08
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E09
>tfw when Pablo pulls up his pants in S02E10

what a lackluster season 2 was

>choker

Pacho seems based.

navegante

/Los Pepes/ reporting in.

Pachinko is the best type of fag. He's slick and has style and knows how to dress himself.

Literally why have they renewed this for two seasons. Can't think of a character I care about even 10% as much as Pablo

>this picture

Im dying of laffter

>Los Pepes Reportando

Pepes was just a front for the Cali cartel and played the DEA like a fiddle to increase their market share.

hoping they focus focus more on the FARC jungle commies vs CIA

cali cartel a shit

MALPARIDO

>That scene where the one police colonel called Pablo and started trash talking him and called his son fat

>that part where Pablo returns the bullet to him

really pacho is gay af tho

like a proper faggot

*was

this was known. after getting pablo out of the way they turned their sights on cali.

When he died I had sad. I was so happy I downloaded Narcos season 2 and not watch it with my family on Netflix. They were calling me to watch it with them but I declined and happily so, that part when Pablo and Gustavo sat and talked on the Bench. Damn. Sad shit, that.

And now you know the Sinola Cartel did direct business with the DEA in order to stifle the Zetas, a bigger demon than sinola. The more you know.

yeah bro, is this your first narcos thread?

Maybe we can conjoint the sopranos, battsposting and narcos and form a CARTEL.
It would be /cartelposting/.
We have the memes. All we have to do is supply them. We would rule the internet.

poisen was fucking awesome

/navegante/ here

/los pepes/

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>watching something with a beaner in it

i shig

>unironically trying to grow a porn stache in current year
laffin lad

>not posting it
youtube.com/watch?v=esqi8Ql5Ssc

I thought Carrillo's death was a real shitty thing to do to his character, which was entirely fictional

>just want to chill with pops and raise some cows
>he shuns you for your life choices

>you will never live a comfy life working the nice
ranch with Pablo, his dad, and Limon
why do we bother living?

>limon
>every associating with that piece of shit after what he did to that super cutie
'no'

It could never last, user. Somebody would come sniffing around eventually.

Maritza was a cute. Until she started mouthing off to someone she knew was dangerous and went along with heinous things.

>you will never be a sheltered drug king pins son who has all the benefits of the drug money and none of the down sides
>you will never write a book demonising said father for money even though he loved you very much
>you will never be a bitch boy

He remained loyle to his capo

>yfw Limon was a better son to Pablo than he ever was

>some emotional drama bullshit scene happens
>THAT music starts playing

it got pretty annoying and they overdid the drama bullshit. I wouldn't care if his dumb slut wife and mother got killed at any time.

what's with the retarded hair cuts in this show?

were they supposed to be cool?

literally just shaving your head yourself would look better

Almost there user, keep at it!

the mullet was very popular at that time

F

>ywn in your entire life ride with el patrón y los chicos

What is the context of this? Why did that faggot not smash this chick, I don't understand

That scene with the pig's blood, oooh that hit hard

It was the 90s come on man

"tub of lard" got an audible kek from me

The drama did get a little redundant, it goes like this
1. Bad shit happens
2. Wife says let's get out of Colombia
3. Pablo says no
4. They comfort each other and kiss
and recycle except that one time when they tried getting out of the country
I'm kind of glad Pablo is dead because that means no more of the cycle, but maybe there'll be another cycle when Murphy's wife comes to visit again and she's inevitably kidnapped or something

>tfw have a gf as loyal as tata

they should have just rolled with this scene into an alternate reality series like high castle where pablo is el presidente of south america

no way a series starts out with the most mythic criminal of all time and doesnt disappoint later

They should make it a spinoff

Pacho is fantastic. But won't be as a fraction as good as 1-2 sadly

Narcos was a great character. Post cute sweaters

Try not to idolize that motherfucker. We all here in Colombia hate him. He destroyed our country values, began the drug trafficking era that hasn't ended yet and killed every man that was worth something. You gringos didn't live here in the early 90s and don't know how it was like

This

should have just let him become el presidente, colombia would have put a man on mars by now

>this picture

my fucking sides

>ywn be called a marica by your patron

why even limon?

MUH DICK

what's the name of that chimichanga qt?

1) he is still widely idolized by the poor

2) nobody gives a shit dude you're Colombian lol. Pablo and donkey fucking are your nation's two claims to fame.

There's no need to bully him.

Friendly reminder that Maritza is 35 years old

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martina_García

how is she so cute at that age

What's she going to do? Divorce the richest most powerful man in her country? She just deals with it.

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Jesus Christ this is every pedos wet dream. Not since the chick on TWD have i see a woman not her look her age like this.

>Limon the good one.
Get bent. He shot that cutie who road in the back of his taxi and then you never find out what he did with the little girl (hint: killed).

He was sympathetic at first.

I'm new to this board, but how the fuck is this party hat here? It's outside the image, and doesn't pop up when I open the image in a new tab.

Picture related in case I'm the only one who sees it.

>screenshot
>no meme tabs

Disappointing

>I'm new to this board

newfriend

NEVERMIND, I just realized it's some faggot shit the admins are doing.

Hi newfriend

It's a birthday hat for Cred Forums's birthday. What're you watching on netflix senpai?

Rewatching Archer as background noise while I surf the interwebz.

I just finished watching the Usual Suspects for the first time from beginning to end. Before that, just finished watching Season 2 of Narcos.

>no joke tabs
>he's probably being serious too

/FLIPPER/ here

Who /Punished Carrillo/ here?

I liked Carrillo a lot, he knew what it took to bring down a guy like Escobar. The shit talking scene on the phone was funny as fuck too. Gotta love a "CO" that puts himself on the same "frontlines" as his men. Definitely boosted the morale of Search Bloc in the show in that they had a commander that wasn't a pussy and went into combat with them.

BLACKIE

even columbians knew niggers cant swim

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Will this show eventually transition into the Mexican cartels?

Cali is after this and after that who knows. They have a lot of potential so long as they don't squander it.

hopefully. would make for interesting tv

The other question is, if they couldnt swim why did they all jump in?

Thats like me jumping off a building to save a falling child

>we wuz dolphins n sheeit