Conan's show may be shit, but he's still the GOAT when it comes to stuff like this

More like Conan is 6'1" and Kevin is 5'11"

Hey /fit/

there's nothing impressive about being 120 pounds and doing pull ups

he's not that observant or insightful

he doesn't have talent or do impersonations

compared to other black superstar comedians, like eddie murphy, hart is pretty mediocre & frankly, untalented

god, imagine the trainer lady sitting on your face with her sweaty crotch after an intense workout

I was thinking this, Conan must weight half again what Hart does.

t. fatty that struggles to pull up their own fat folds

>i hate kevin hart cause he's popular
>couldn't agree more, FUCK why do these sheeple find him funny.
>why can't they love norm like us geniuses?
>lol dude i agree, what's your favourite norm set?
>oh i've never seen him do stand up
>oh
>oh
>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>PUSH ME IN THE TAINT

Conan is still one of the few people who can actually make me laugh of loud.

>Nobody talking about the trainer
Literally perfect

see

I might just make a thread abut this but figure this is a good first port of call:

How do I learn to write stand up? I've written comedy before, sketches and prose, but stand up is such a different beast. It doesn't even feel like speech writing or monologues. It's hard senpai. Are there key books on this shit? Where's Seinfeld's?

What age are you? And don't lie to me.

>Kevin hart

Sadly, a Conan vid which I'll never watch.

22.

Painfully unfunny.

You're laughing because you're a fucking normie and you hear an audience laughing so you unconsciously laugh with them.

Kevin hart is the Amy schumer of black males,

write the end first and then work backwards like writing a mystery novel

...

thicc

Jesus Christ I thought he was sitting down

I said don't lie to me.

>lol dude i agree, what's your favourite norm set?
His half hour HBO special from the 90s is pure gold.
youtube.com/watch?v=bdVoO7kToa4

will someone FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE GOD she's perfect

>Crossfit
>gym
Pick one.

> despite all that money Kevin hart has everyone would still choose to be white, tall, and poor, than a rich manlet nigger

just bee yourself

Kevin was pretty funny on the car ride videos with Cube
Haven't seen his standup but I imagine it's shit

>it's a conan hangs out with le cool hip black celebrities and debases himself to play into the dorky awkward white guy stereotype episode
haha look at how PALE and LAME i am guys haha don't white people just SUCK haha blacks are better haha

Would you watch a Conan cape-kino?

youtu.be/wLHNI96oF2A?list=PLVL8S3lUHf0TT2SGhaJy5FREpv2rUx2i3&t=336

What an alpha

Why isn't it faithful to the source material reeee

Cred Forums was a mistake

This might be the greatest image I ever.

Is this the first time you're watching Conan?

>conan's show may be shit

stopped reading right there.

>white people just SUCK haha blacks are better haha

You came up to that conclusion yourself, racist.

Conan makes fun of himself for being pale as fuck, not for being white.

holy fuck dude

Conan's my favorite but I haven't watched his show proper in like five years. All of the clips that get put on his site are fucking gold. He also does much better interviews with people that go for about an hour that are web exclusives.

You really picked a shit example of Conan's remotes. Hart has to be the least funniest comedian working today.

The ONLY joke I remeber from him is his dad standing up at a spelling bee saying "I CAN SPELL LONG DICK. L-O-N-G DICK."
And that's his dad being funny, not him.

Buff Conan looks so much more like Joel Edgerton than normal. Jesus Christ.

>FAGERSTRÖM
I KNOW YOU´RE IN THERE

>trailing his head as it often would
Made me laugh real hard

Watching this made me feel so much pity for Kevin Heart.

Like at any moment when he's trying to banter, seem like a proud man, etc. Conan (or anyone) can just instantly make fun of his height and knock him down right away. His manhood, his sense of respect, his agency...all of it.

And the worst part? People will laugh, it's politically correct to make fun of height and there's nothing he can do about it.

signed,
5'8" guy

id on kevin's suit

>a Conan travel show would do better ratings and would be cheaper to produce than his current show

He can't get any decent guests, he should throw out the entire antiquated format.

I'd watch the shit out of it if he takes his entire crew along

Conan could rip that little shit's face off if he wanted to.

>ywn go to Korea and simultaneously creep out/charm your language instructor

That look in her eyes...