"Your joke was both tasteless and offensive and displayed a complete lack of empathy or social intelligence - you're the Donald Trump of television hosts!
"Your joke was both tasteless and offensive and displayed a complete lack of empathy or social intelligence - you're...
Adrian Howard
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Benjamin Williams
I'll have you know madam that chitterlings kept my family alive during the War
Jeremiah Butler
Mr.bush, they stand by his side in their 'dreamjail2312planet
Robert Turner
Shut the fuck up already her joke was fine what women in her right mind would fantasize about jonah hill?
Thomas Anderson
Ladymcfeeleyuhbet h Their mommy the witch 'zoe' a deaththrall2312planet
Mason Brown
fuck off schlomo. you're not that clever.
Blake Gomez
Oh yeah? Well I'll have you know I consider myself a feminist, but people like you really make me lose my faith in humanity. I say faith in humanity, because obviously I don't have faith in God, as if I'm stupid enough to believe some sky daddy exists. Yeah, that's right, I said it- I'm an atheist, and it pains me that women still feel pressured to conservative religious fanatics to ridicule men like me. I'm not blaming you, I'm blaming all the white Christian *spits* males who are responsible for this. So thanks for having me, and I will now take my leave.
Sayonara mina-san, as they say in Nippon.
Nicholas Moore
i love this threads, too much autismo
Luke Martinez
"But...they're not black."
Elijah Jones
"Your fantasy is to be a whore? -smiles-"
There.
That is the perfect answer.
The audience laughs, goes OOOOOOOH, it's quick, right to the point, seems like natural banter/not taken TOO personally nor is it TOO over-the-top as it was her who started the whole thing.
Yes, the SJW media will shame him for slut-shaming (the same media who shames him for "not taking a joke") but everyone else will recognize how alpha he is.
Robert Kelly
you're not fooling anyone jew
Liam Anderson
Can you see the vortices in the ghosts? Said all their humanblood, as we reaped the last of them and pushed them into their hellhome. We crushed out all their existence even at before their births. Amen.
Wyatt Harris
I realize Jonah Hill has copped a lot of flab in recent years for not straying too far from comedy and tucking into much meatier rolls, but there's a lot more to this man than meets the ribeye, and it turns out he's really an all-round good guy.
If everyone on here could get off their high whores, face the cold hard fats, and stop pudding him down for two seconds, they'd realize being a fry in the ointment isn't always a piece of cake.
If there is subway you could find it in your hearts to show the milf of human kindness towards Jonah, you might come to see the reason he's regarded widely by his peers, and is, pound for pound, a true heavyweight of the Hollywood scene.
As Jonah himself once said, "when I'm sorting the beef from the chaff I always beer in mind, every hotdog has his day when the chips are brown. You've just gotta keep your eggs held high and remember that a burger in the hand is worth chewing the bush."
Daniel Russell
god i just fucking love these threads
that jpeg of the hill with bis hand up cracks me up errytime
Jack Gray
What the fuck is this spam and why isn't the janitor taking care of?
Meanwhile, Bane threads get deleted within minutes
Jordan Taylor
>Over 9000hrs later and Cred Forums still can't come up with a decent response
Asher Adams
still not fooling anyone
.(pic related)
FUCK OFF
Brandon Long
Janny Hotpockets are SRS, jidf and goons
Cameron Richardson
Holy shit, is this real?
Isaac Gomez
Stephaan pinhead desmet species burns in hell, even without dignity there eccehomo. Toodles, cowardfleshdemonrace
Aiden Morris
worst of all is that at least 90% in the others threads were serious answers
Brandon Johnson
>21 days later
>he still can't think of a good response
Kayden Rivera
fuck off schlomo
Cameron Long
...I... I've been trying to lose weight again, you know! *breaks down crying*
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. *sniff* Did I make it uncomfortable for everyone? *chuckle* *audience nervously laughs*
Yeah, maybe we should cut this a little early, eh? *female comedian looks extremely ashamed*
Host: Yeah, sure, it's been great having you with us tonight, Jonah.
Thank you for having me. *audience claps on cue for commercial break*
That easy.
Mason Butler
Leave? What, like a tree?
Ryder Stewart
does it annoy you
Ian Sanders
>your joke was tasteless
>when his previous sentence was "You love being sodomized"
hmm
Hudson Perez
how many times do you plan to bump this to get your trump crack seen schlomo?
Blake Cooper
This is the perfect answer, but Jonah Hill is a Hollywood cuck and would never even consider saying so,ething thst could be perceived as sexist.
Isaac Lee
>i know you are, but what am i
Shows dominance and your ability to deflect insults as if they were nothing.
Cameron Martinez
This
Plus he already apologized for calling that guy a fag that one time so his apology points are pretty low.
Joshua Thompson
>George Bush does not care about black people
Zachary Cox
Did you report the thread for spam?
Asher Lewis
>Yeah? You're a slut.
Gabriel Nguyen
>Your joke was both tasteless and offensive and displayed a complete lack of empathy or social intelligence - you're the Donald Trump of television hosts
ok im drunk but how can this nigger lose wieght, gain a ton of weight and look skinnier again, like he does in the picture
drugs?
Justin Gonzalez
France has only one reason to exist, be massmurdered. Waterloo, pure cannonfodder, raping and killing a frenchie is a favour to god pan. Nation of vain drunk pornstars eccehomo. Amen
Jaxson Morgan
>Donald Trump of television hosts
If only someone like that existed...
Cameron Lopez
I'm sure their fantasy would be to leave that room along with me.