So... what is next for HER career?

hopefully this t b h

That's why she went with a gook. They aren't real men so it doesn't count.

I wonder how her hubby felt sitting at home and editing his shitty indie movies nobody cares about about while his wife partied at music festivals with this Asian guy for 3 years.

they will never have tits though

He looks like evil Playstation guy

That's Dan the Automator, hip-hop underground super-producer. He produced MEW's album

Sometimes I see these threads and it makes me lonelier than what I was before opening the thread

what rumor?

welcome to having a waifu

I know how it is but I don't know why

>tfw a female jogger passed by me last night while I was walking the dog
>could barely smell her perfume/bodywash

it hurts

She calls herself MEW now, clearly she is getting desperate appealing to the likes of us.

I predict she won't be anybody in two (2) years.

Why are her soles so sexualized?

Fargo apparently

shes trying to appeal to me you doofus,im playing hard to get though

Is she one of us lads?

you need a lady senpai

I'm literally, figuratively, quintessentially, proverbially undateable

Just bee urself

you need a fleshlight senpai

she appears on BLACKED

I tried that and it just repels/repulses women. Really made me think

Now I understand why she was cast in Swiss Army Man.

She's going to open up a candy shop.

I do, but a fleshlight won't smell good, talk to me, or cuddle with me. I think I just need hard drugs.

ohhh my goodness yes

>tfw my current girlfriend looks like MEW

She looked so confused when I asked her to dress up as Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim

>every single thread

(You)

Imagine being underneath them.

I don't want to

I hate crying before sleep

we are entering that era very soon

pics or we assume your gf is a 4

I don't cry anymore. I just get that deep pain right in the middle of your chest where your ribcage ends, and it never really truly goes away

By the time sexbots become a reality I'll be too old to enjoy them and too poor to upload my consciousness into a cloned body/android

i want her to smother my face in her foot so that i can give her gorgeous soles long slow licks and suck on every one of those sweet little toes

It's important to worship MEW feet at all times. I like this image because her shoes have a transparent toe veil and thus you can see her sexual toes inside.

It helps me fantasize about being inside of one of her shoes, under her warm sole.

She's growing an enormous artificial penis using imaginary numbers.

>transparent toe veil
oh my that is fucking naughty
hnnnngh

Foot cleavage is the most important of all cleavages. Toe veils are very sexy.

I don't like when women get older and they start to get those gross veins at the top of their feet from wearing soles too much

I hope MEW does something about this foot-vein situation

Hopefully a good boob job. Those things were disappointing.

I don't mind a vein. It shows maturity, which makes it even easier to worship her soles.

But in my fantasies, it doesn't matter, because I'd be undersole 24/7.

DarkX when?

>boob job

pleb

do you think her sweet toes get all hot and sweaty under that veil?

>im a tits guy

Her toes generate a notable amount of footsweet whenever she's happy or excited.

maybe i should play with her sexy round butt a little to get her excited
then i can nibble on delicious little sweaty candy toes
hnng perfect

...

>tfw iwn be rich enough to legally clone my own MEW from a sample I paid Pedro the bellhop to get off of her coat

it hurts, it really does