I'm 27

>I'm 27
>ITS A LIE, AT THE MOMENT OF THIS CONVERSATION HE JUST TURNED 28
that's some GOAT shit right there

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>And you won't BELIEVE his excuse for the gun.
>"Well, I was in Iraq and I've been shot at before, plus Isis exists"

Was it an ironic statement about their own production?

i don't know what the fuck it as, but it was funny

i had a mini rage when i saw that. you just know that the guy had a brain fart and went with the answer he had just spent a year using. i do this a lot when i have a birthday mainly because i don't really celebrate them or keep track of my age.

I'd believe that if it wasn't sitting in a bag next to condoms, a knife and a roll of duct tape

that episode was so fucking terrible .

it was obviously a joke

>THE PTSD ISIS IRAQ MADE ME DID IT

all of those things are just his preparedness bag in case isis attacks

including the condoms

could be, but i doubt it. they always bust people for lying about their age, seems like it was just standard tcap protocol. it's a lame joke if that was their intention

>twenty seven
>OUR HIDDEN CAMERA IN THE MICROCOSM DISCOVERED THAT WAS A BIG FAT LIE JUDGING BY HIS MOLECULAR STRUCTURE BEFORE HE OPENED HIS LIPS.

Why hasn't his new show been entertaining at all?

What went so horribly wrong?

but it has

he just doesn't have as much money to play around with, plus he eats a lot now

Clone High reference

/thoughtcrime/ general

They were supposed to bring Mike's and M&M's, not Snapple and Cheetos.

dude lmao

These threads always give me nostalgia. It's like I've been transported back to...... 1984.

>muh thoughtcrime

DUDE ENTRAPMENT LMAO

*gets v&*

man every one of these guys especially the one that had to use the bathroom i feel so bad for. i would be thinking about eating these chips the whole ride to the girls house

someone post good links to all the episodes so far pls

ULTRA rare pepe in return

they are all on the crime watch daily youtube user

Hansen probably ate his lukewarm dinner and laughed his ass off

They did that to make pedos watching rage even more.

thanks

>record scratch
>freeze frame

...

...

>le hand up

So I'm sure this has been answered many times but why are they allowed to show their face? Don't they have to sign like a form of consent or something? Or since they're already breaking the law is that forgone?

>You're probably wondering why I'm so blurry

>that dainty nod when he gives her the chocolate
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>better version

i'm wondering how i got here

nothing went wrong faggot

it's been pretty good

Shit nigga, you never pay pepes up front. Lucky you weren't played this time but if you keep this up it WILL happen.

thanks i'll keep that in mind

They couldn't really do a show like this without IDing them, so I'm guessing it's a freedom of the press thing.

I love her obvious discomfort he's way too dumb to read

What's that hairstyle called?

The Hairnet

Was this guy fucking retarded?

Post yfw it's not a her

something about his head shape really pisses me off

...

I'm more surprised that despite everyone knowing about TCAP, these guys still try to straight up lie to Hansen's face, even though it's quite obvious they've been monitoring them the entire time.

Why not run? Why bother with the humiliation?

Most of these guys aren't very smart. You don't need to be a doctor of psychology to tell that.

I guess they think they can talk their way out of it. Papi spilling his guts is baffling, though. Maybe he needed to get it off his chest, or maybe he was just hungry

...

>that fucking tent of a t-shirt

What 40-something year old wear that fucking shit? Jesus christ

Dat cop

>people actually make TCAP reaction videos
I never knew I needed niggers reacting to cringy pedo autists in my life before now

Was that the year you were molested you giant Rhode Island trainfag?

I really think phrenology is a lost science.

I'm surprised none of them have pulled a gun.

The Comb-Forward

fug, those yams

Physiognomy is real.

sluthate is just ahead of the curve.

It's not a money issue though.

It hasn't been as good because its only one contestant per episode and they don't exert any effort on the comedy because they think anyone actually gives a fuck about what they're doing.

For playing up the comedy would require admitting the only reason people enjoy this is schadenfreude.

It's been the same. The problem is the show only goes for 15mins. Not enough time to get into it.

We can only hope this inspires renewed interest or longer episodes.

They're probably dipping their toes in the water, but everyone loves this stuff anyway, so I'm hyped for more.

>the predator has signed away his right to remain silent

can an american please explain why

Reminder: Hansen is the real predator
>Keeps dick pics of the suspects on his personal cell phone
>eats their snacks
>has a kill room, aka the Kitchen
>has THE perfect alibi for keeping questionable material on his hard drive

He's the pedo version of Dexter.

The shorter run time should mean, were they willing to admit why people are watching at all, a greater focus on the grilling and abuse. Rather than all the boring shit.

typical low iq pedo has little no to understanding of what they're doing, or in the rare case that they would normally not do such a thing, it's probably the monumental amount of pressure resulting from being outed as a fucked up creep on national television and being surrounded by cops who would love nothing more than for them to do just that, and at the point they just want someone to like them, even if they're only pretending to be friendly to get them to talk, while in reality they can hardly stand being in the same room as these spastics

there's probably someone else who can explain it better than that, but it's the gist

do they actually say that?

For since hansen isn't an actual law enforcement entity, he is under no obligation to inform people they have the right to remain silent.

Because they're fucking stupid. Being silent is the only thing you should do when being interrogated by the police. They will lie to you, trick you, do whatever it takes to get you to say something that can be later used against you.

These chucklefucks somehow think that talking to the police is a good idea, often because they're fed bullshit like "if you tell us what happened it'll be better for you" or "we're only trying to help you" or some other nonsense like "we'll get you Chinese takeout if you talk."

My thoughts exactly.

why would you need a knife to commit a kidnapping if you already have a gun? to cut the duct tape?

>tfw hansen posts craigslists ads for "young-looking but totally legal boys I mean men"

hansen isn't the police. He doesn't have to mirandize anyone.

To be fair, he DID get chinese takeout so maybe it was kinda worth it?

the comedian Dave Attell had a joke like that about him. He's like the Blade of pedophiles. He hunts them even though he is one. All of their strengths but none of their weaknesses.

slice her achilles heels to prevent escape

that was the dinner he brought to the house, tetradcore confirmed it on their facebook

They don't need to. The decoy could be a 95 year old man in a wheelchair or hansen in a wig, as the statues they're exploiting don't require anything resembling a real victim.

This guy has a serious mental illness, and a lot of his personality traits match that of most other gays I've met in life.

They seem to be completely mentally incompetent and ready to bold face lie to people's faces like he did.

"Oh. I just sent the wrong pic, haha"

Who the fuck is buying that shit?

...

>at least I'm not genetic trash

well fags are a diamond dozen

Looking to rape a 13 year old isn't a thought crime. It's a crime crime.

>that was the dinner he brought to the house, tetradcore confirmed it on their facebook

this disappoints me in ways you cannot fathom, my head canon was hansen eating his fucking dinner like some alpha bastard

you've shattered my hopes and dreams for the future user, i really thought chris was getting just meaner and meaner and now that looks like it was just the dream of a poor user

fuck you ;_;

Gay people are a protected segment of society.

Even when Hansen grilled the rabbi for diddling boys, he focused more on the "religious" aspect.

If you start working NOW on being the best cuck a woman could get you can get into normie status user, I believe in you

Invite me to your house so I can kill you.

Have I committed a crime?

>pedo
>pedo
>pedo

This is not pedophila. It's Ephebophilia. Or in short terms, they are ephebos.

So does anyone follow up on these predators?

What has happened to most of them? Suicide?

>respect my pronouns shitlord
kys

condoms, knives and duct tape have a million uses

Its not even ephebophilia, its just completely normal, as its not like these people are attracted to any remotely childish aspect of the decoys.

These were both pretty silly.

He's too busy slaying that qt girl decoy

They freely entered into the house that is private property. The show doesn't need anyone's consent there.

You forget that pedos do this shit nonstop until they get a kid, and don't stop. Even after their arrests.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Parnell

If we can find these guys BEFORE they commit these acts they will inevitably commit, then good riddance. These cases are definitely exceptions to the standard of "entrapment".

Can you honestly show me a single person on TCAP that doesn't deserve to rot in a fucking 5x5 concrete cube?

when they enter the house it's a private space where the house owner can film you if he wants to

If a person actually invites these idiots to their house, it won't be the first time that person has been molested.

>hey come to my house for coffee
>LOL NOW YOU'RE IN MY BDSM PORN VIDEO, I DONT NEED YOUR CONSENT

YOU TOP OR BOTTOM

NO RUBER

Trying to look young and hip for the kids.

A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent.

... that's a whole separate issue and you know it.

You're allowed to film anything on your property. If they get naked of their own accord, you can record it.

The only reason cops and news shows have issues is because they're always on someone else's property.

>general manager at a major sandwich shop chain

Subways at it again

>he was package handler for UPS

>Screen Name: Jose
That is a sad attempt at a screen name

youtube.com/watch?v=YK0Pbqb3bC0&channel=UC6HPQbfsGVLhkEyht5Lt57Q

>get a 19 year old man to play a 13 year old down for homosex

Jesus fucking Christ this is great

He literally looks like an overweight Mexican Jared Fogle

>ywn see another meatrocket8, genericwhitemale, hambubger, or hibuddywazzup

seethis has to be bait, nobody is this mentally handicapped

>I'm 12
>IT'S A LIE. AT THE MOMENT OF THIS POST Cred Forums JUST TURNED 13.

Did they really think the last guy would pass for 16 much less 12?
He was obviously 18+

>I just turned 13
You know you fucked up the casting when the predator asks to see the decoy's I.D.

I stopped reading this image when you misspelled pinnacle

they don't care. they don't need to.

You do realize that there are like 100x more pedos than you believe there are and if even 10% of them were these unstoppable monsters that you think they are, there wouldn't be a single child left unscathed right?

>lol ill post a wiki page of a single person, that totally represents an entire group
ok ill post a wikipedia page of the toolbox rapist, that totally represents every single normal hetero male in the world right?

>Can you honestly show me a single person on TCAP that doesn't deserve to rot in a fucking 5x5 concrete cube?
Nearly all of them. They're gross weirdos that wanted to to fuck a teen. That deserves scorn and mockery, not prison.

Is there any possible way these dudes can save themselves once they get in there?

Like is there anything they would even be able to say/do to avoid getting fugged in court?

What if they were like "ahhaa CHRIS! it's you! i just wanted to get on the show lol"

so in your universe, 13 year olds and younger are perfectly comfortable with sex and inviting old fat men to their houses, for the purpose of sex, all the time.

I feel like if you didn't send your dick, you could get off with community service and a fine.
It's still solicitation of a minor if you plan the meetup, but you probably won't get in as much trouble if you lawyer up and hadn't sent nude photos.

The stings are built around online crimes. So once they show up, they've linked themselves to the chat log.

>so in your universe, 13 year olds and younger are perfectly comfortable with sex
they are in this universe
i dont know what universe you live in

They could ask for a lawyer and not talk to the cops when they arrive to the station instead of signing their rights away for chinese food.

So you're perfectly delusional. That's swell.

Give me the real answer as to why you're defending pedophilia

Pretty glad they busted a faggot, this is how we should treat all degenerate homoqueers

>so in your universe

we live in the same one user, whether you or i like it or not :D

idk wtf you're trying to get at with the rest of what you said, maybe try wording that a little better because as of right now it makes no sense with regards to what you were saying before
>That deserves scorn and mockery, not prison.

the law says otherwise, friendo

besides, who are we to say how far down that hole they'd go if they ever got away with it? you know how crimes like to perpetuate themselves and not getting caught is akin to thinking you can do it again, which is why we get things like repeat offenders

see: mcdonalds guy, nabbed by hansen again not even an entire day later

so you're perfectly sheltered, good for you

You are possibly the only blithering retard on this planet unaware of the reputation 13 year olds have for being horny retards.

How fucking blindingly stupid could you possibly fucking be. Holy hit, do you literally not remember your own fucking past?

I'm happy those piece of shit meathead cops aren't allowed to go GET THE FUCK DOWN and then violently/over-the-top tackle them for no reason anymore.

"fresh out the womb"

damn, that chick is so fucking scared

just don't show up with condom and shit. and talk about watching a movie together. no real way they'd know you're their for sex.

you already know it user

he's one himself, and he's either closeted and doesn't know it, or is fully aware and is one of those fag anons who get sphincter stressed every time they see one of these threads because they know they're just as weak willed as these pathetic fuckers, and could possibly wind up with the same fate
not him, but how does any of what you're saying relate to a pedo being attracted to a child? are you saying you believe everyone at the age of 13 suddenly becomes a nymphomaniac and it's only natural that these guys should try to take advantage of that? because that's what it sounds like you're saying, and that's pretty silly

also you sound mad as fuck about this, and that is hilarious

>... DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM
>no
>I MUST GO SHOPPING

wtf?? I LOVE ENTRAPMENT NOW~

Give me the real answer as to why you're incapable of directly addressing a word posted.
Do you think you're just gonna post "lol ur biased so i dont even have to consider the subject anymore, CASE CLOSED"?

>the law says otherwise, friendo
>I'm incapable of thought, friendo
Good to know.

>besides, who are we to say how far down that hole they'd go if they ever got away with it?
They'd fuck some retarded teen, what of it?

...

13 year olds aint what they used to be. I can't fault someone for finding a teenager attractive.

>retort composed entirely of insults
>still screams TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

lol stay worked up stupid stinky pedo poster

Even back in 2009 Cred Forums, every TCAP thread devolved into people defending these pedophiles and bringing up entrapment.

You can set your fucking clock to it.

>lol ur a pedo busted that means i dont have to think even slightly about the topic, i win the internet argument nanana!
Speaking of fucking weak willed...

>not him, but how does any of what you're saying relate to a pedo being attracted to a child?
Why does it have to relate? He literally said kids don't want to have sex and someone posted that he's factually wrong. They don't want to have sex with gross fat weirdos of course, but that was a separate clause of his statement.

>balding, jacked 13-year-old with a deep voice going "my mommy and my daddy"

Seems legit.

that's not the same as faulting them for showing up with the full intent of fucking them and/or luring them away for surprise sex

but you know that already

>implying you wouldn't if it was legal

They probably will if they go back to the southern states

The cops in New Jersey were goddamn ninjas

what if shes a ho?

not like she hasn't had dick already. and what if shes using him for money?

omg you'd have to some type of SICK fucking MENTALLY ILL deranged PREDATOR to find that attractive

i cnat believe how rapidly hansen is aging. He seems like a moron, too.

>not taking steroids and benching lmao2plates since age 11

calling the cops on you, just in case you fudging SICKO

Enjoy being a manlet.

>finally resorts to just making shit up
>doesn't deny being a pedo
>wonders why i'm not taking him seriously

wew laddy pidf out in full force tonight

you're on the same level as all the whiny fags crying entrapment every other thread

I was hoping for a Adam Jensen-style takedown

No, the point is that you'd have to be some kind of sick mentally ill pervert to know that girl is 13 and still tell her, unsolicited how much you want to fuck her and how much it turns you on that she's underage and how much trouble you could get in if you're caught, and then to actually show up to her house to fuck her.
If you get a boner from an admittedly specialized thirteen or fourteen year old but have the sense to keep it in your pants that's okay.

So, when do they get Sam Hyde?

Would be interesting, Hyde's actually taller than Hanson, wonder who'd win the alpha frame battle

>entirely of insults
asked you why you couldn't directly address a single word, then asked why anyone should care that he fucks some retarded teen
So an obvious lie on you part, I guess you're stupid and desperate to win an internet argument enough that you think that doesn't just embarrass you.

meanwhile, your counter argument composed entirely of literally nothing because you're incapable of one.

>anime reaction image
Well at least you're being honest directly telling us that no one should be taking you seriously.

must be frustrating that even against the easiest target in the whole world, you still whiff.

Everyone knows that you fucking moron. The decoy needs to look at least passably young though so the decoy will stick around and give Hansen an interview. If they show up and it's Hansen in a wig, there would be no interview and it would just be called a police sting. No TV possible out of that since they'd take off immediately.

Fuck you.

>this excuse generator

no thanks, there are quite enough of these present already, and you're not quite on par with them, which is fucking sad

>omg she's hot! who is that?
shes 15

>oh that's sick who would like a child?
>hides boner
>runs away

lol people are idiots

This chart is retarded

>height requriement on chad and slayer.

what do you call a good looking guy who's under 6?

gay

>from an admittedly specialized thirteen or fourteen year
>"admittedly specialized"

You're admitting you find that picture a bit "special"

Fuck off pedoscum

any predator try to take down hansen?

haven't seen them all, just some and don't remember seeing it.

What did I make up?

I never denied being one in a single post, meanwhile you're literally directly lying about petty shit that anyone could immediately verify as false by reading this shit thread.

holy fucking shit dude

Leonardo Dicpario
Brad Pitt
George Clooney

Women hate these guys, not slayers at all DESU.

what if shes already mom but still underage and the guy is able to be a step dad and help her when her parents disowned her and the teen dad skipped out on her too.

obviously being a homeless mom is better than taking more dick from a guy that can actually support her. right?

The Rabbi tried to use his Jew Claw attack but fumbled

>implying that taboo isn't a tremendous part of sexuality

>asked you why you couldn't directly address a single word, then asked why anyone should care that he fucks some retarded teen

not.that.guy

also

>being embarrassed
>on an anonymous russian coloring book board

holy fuck, spare me, how will i ever save face ;^) (although that says volumes about how much stake you yourself put into online arguments of all things hahaaaa)

>counter argument

oh i'm capable of one silly, you're just not worth it because no matter what i say in response, you're bound to get your panties all in a bunch and cry about some buzzword shit like entrapment or whatever the pedo flavor of the week is

>anime reaction image

do you know where you are you incredibly stupid faggot

came here for silly trolling but some people take this shit way too seriously.

>what about the children omg!

pedo enabler detected

>a bunch of text

In what way does this prove anything? Girls lie constantly.

>AND Rocco from M64

Come on

90% of these people aren't "predators"

They're lonely betas who want to meet with consenting humans who are past puberty.

The streets aren't any "safer" with them off them. Safe from what? Safe from another.....13 year old agreeing to them invite them over? What the fuck? You can't honestly believe that these people are actually dangerous, right? I mean, outside the obvious exceptions (sickos with duct tape/gun in car) most of these people are just little ugly middle aged manlets.

Pic related would be an actual predator.

Can't blame her, that is one creepy looking fuck

>not.that.guy
yea and? you're stepping into his place when you bring him up, just like im stepping into the previous pedo's place. i didnt start posting till midway through this shit throwing contest but im not whining when you tack the last guy's shit to me.

>(although that says volumes about how much stake you yourself put
meanwhile you're greentexting each sentence individually in an utterly pathetic attempt to get any ground anywhere here. yea, that's usually an embarrassment.

>oh i'm capable of one silly, you're just not worth it
lol, whatever you say. why don't you make a go at it anyways? oh yes, because you can't because you're a blithering anime reaction macro shitposter that is trying and hilariously failing to hit what he thought was a softball.

>do you know where you are you incredibly stupid faggot
Cred Forums, MY house you incredibly stupid faggot

>my gf is 18 and 83 lbs no joke

Hahaha, what a champ

nofunallowed.jpg

>flailing around this hard over MUH ARGUMENTS

cry more bitch nigger (i know you will)

>Cred Forums, MY house

tourist spotted

>Cred Forums, MY house
lol what are people going to do when 4 chan eventually shuts down?

>Duct tape in a AAA bag in the trunk of a car

GUILTY! GUILTY OF MURDER!

Also, he had what rapists refer to as a "jack" which they use to "jack things up," potentially innocent children.

>a "jack" which they use to "jack things up,"
lol what?

Look at this modern medieval monstrosity. The red button is for "kill" the green button is for "rape."

that's jacked up

maxkekus my poster

how do i upvote

You're the one flailing through your reaction image folder after being blasted, weenie.

shitpost more weeb

Actually I don't think I implied that at all. On the contrary, what I said was that as long as you can manage to not rape a girl who can't consent legally then it's okay if she gives you dirty thoughts. Normal, healthy adults get their "taboo" in sensible ways like schoolgirl role play or tying each other up or police officer role play or blindfolded sex or the myriad of other sexual activities in which people partake that are somewhat taboo but don't involve raping a child.

F-FETISH SHITS.

From the original series only a few are dead

Louis Conradt - that one who an heroed and got the series canceled

Twink Toilet - Died of pneumonia a few years back. He actually had a twitter page where he complained about his family not visiting him in the hospital

gerald_white30627 - Cancer

Hardchuck1 - Passive suicide. Refused to take his medication while in prison and died

Joketer34 - Passive suicide. Refused to do anything about his liver failure and died while in a prison hospital

dick_hungwell64 - Missing and presumed dead

how do they even know that the guys are older anyway? its all text, can't they just lie anyway?

it's all fun and games until an actual kid gets diddled.

thankfully there are no kids here. just electrons.

"legal" consent is a meme, and useful idiot libtards are finally going to kill it soon enough, so you're going to have to find something else to be butthurt about, if all you care about is law.

>"legal" consent is a meme,
it really is.

no one said shit about kylie and tyga when she was 16-17 and he was mid 20's.

>Also, he had what rapists refer to as a "jack"

That makes sense. He probably wanted to drive her out to that remote, empty parking lot so he could teach her how to rotate tires in a place safe from those ISIS agents who've been tailing him.

the way that ginger decoy woman sits in the chair really irks me

This article explains how fucked up the show is

esquire.com/news-politics/a3269/predator0907/

youtube.com/watch?v=ET43wwyqteM

Holy shit this video shows too

Completely fucked up

Where can I watch this?

my house bby

the Dupee toupee

>who are past puberty.


sooo why aren't they talking to people well into their 20s?

just so you know, being lonely doesn't give you an excuse to break the law.

>pedo apologists

i watched this episode with my mommy and daddy

>After the cops arrested the doctor, they seized his vehicle, which became de facto city property. Chief Myrick, who would eventually use that Ford Expedition as his ride-around vehicle, was hooked. When Perverted Justice broached the subject of doing something more ambitious in Murphy, a "To Catch a Predator" sting operation with Dateline, he didn't hesitate.

>As he had told several officers, he hoped Dateline would "put Murphy on the map." He was in a joking mood: Whenever a suspect pulled up in a particularly nice automobile, he would lean over to Lieutenant Adana Barber, a petite woman with short-cropped hair, and say something like, "That one's mine!"

Fuck cops.

Fuck this show.

Fuck the Reddit scum who think this show is "based"

dude, you're trying to retread a ten year old conversation. no one cares. go away.

sorry, i've switched to a different machine momentarily

i really wish i could continue to trigger you with chinese cartoons though, my dearest apologies sphincter stressed tourist-kun

No.

Hey boo

then dont be surprised when the few (You)'s you get are just people calling you a moron.

Christ - I just dont get it. Pedo apologists only contribute bait into these threads and always get buttblasted and proven wrong, yet they don't consider that maybe this isn't the thread for them? maybe if you're an advocate for pedo rights you prroobabblly shouldn't go into the one thread about catching pedos.

They aren't pedos.

Are you misusing the term to troll or are you actually retarded?

they're pedos user, it's in their nature to lack self-control

sorry, what is it, epedos? eupedos? hebephilia? i know theres some other word for it but desu pedos is just easier, and people know what i mean.

he likes to bind, he likes to be bound

predos

16 is legal in most of the US

>i-if i stop posting for 40 minutes he won't be here anymore and i can get the last word!
Desperation.

hebe is literally easier to speak or type than pedo. one syllable to speak, 3 keys to press.

Not him, but hebe reminds me of heeb which reminds me of our kike overlords.

a manlet

>now he's upset he's one of the few anons watching this thread like a hawk
>because he thinks you can be embarrassed on an image board

i left and came back because i knew you'd still be here, crying like a bitch, and i wanted to contribute to your ongoing hissy fit, tourist-kun :D

that should be even more reason to use it

not california.

also try fucking a 16 year old when you're 35. they'd still arrest you I'm sure.

more like heebee geebees.

>forgetting "canirapeyouanally"

And a golf shoe.

One can only imagine the sordid depraved acts he would make the child endure on the front 9.

Was he going to force her to caddy for him?

oh-ho, but look how quick you are to come back when your little plan doesn't work
>lol im not refreshing the page every 5 seconds, YOU are! i just happened to instantly respond to you the moment you post because now is the exact moment i came back!

>because he thinks you can be embarrassed on an image board
you're the one that actually felt the need to make an excuse for why you left a 40 min gap in your posts.

What's going on here Chris?

You're a married middle age man with 2 children.

What do you mean it was a friendly kiss? You know this doesn't look good, right?

actually i think pedos is easier to type. at the very least, it's much easier in context.

Why isn't the chaturbate tranny in this pic?

>they'd still arrest you I'm sure.
They'd arrest you for literally not breaking any law?

>it's much easier to type an out of context word in context

can you imagine casually referring to the predators as hebes and having to explain to everyone who doesn't get it what a hebe is? everyone knows what a pedo is and associates these men with being pedos, soooo im sorry user, but i'm not going to start calling them "hebes" to appease your autism.

JUST

I'm going to look out for the news reports and see how old the people are .

I swear I've seen reports of people going to jail just becasue they had sex with a 16-17 year old.

>your little plan

what little plan? you mean the delusional shit you're making up to try to save face again? typical pedo tactic

>40 minute gap
>he's paying THIS much attention to me
>he thinks because he's stuck here, idly bitching and moaning, everyone else is too
>that lifestyle projection

flattery will get you nowhere, silly stinky pedo poster tourist-kun ;^)
>muh pronouns

now he's going to reply with some long-winded bullshit about how unintelligent you are for not catering to his triggers

check your privilege normie scum

why not? I know what fucking "CIS gendered" is because of mentally ill people on Cred Forums..

>toofast4yall2003
>solepleaser
>kinky_man_in_corona
>baldbeaverhunter420247
>ricks_talented_tongue

We've got Johnny Connecticut and Papi to lead us into a new era

You sound legitimately retarded.

>uRR I dun Think I seen newz reportz where da age of consent is 16 but ppl still got arrested cuz like...why woudldnt dey??

Oh, well, yea. I thought you meant the context of the situation in the show, not the context of you talking to someone.

>im not going to start using the right word just because im wrong
well that's not anyone's problem but yours, so okay.

Because it's way way easier to get charged with rape or sexual assault the younger the victim is, it happens with 18 year olds too.

lol okay.

if you think its legal to bang 16 year olds then I can't really argue against it.

If I could remember anything to prove my point I would. But since I can't, then I'll concede. I doubt I'd ever try to date a 16 year old just becasue some user says so on the internet.

and even if it is legal, I'd have to worry about public opinion.

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there's literally nothing wrong with labeling all the mental disorders associated with wanting to fuck children "pedos"

>what little plan?
I already said it you stupid pathetic little faggot.
>he thinks because he's stuck here, idly bitching and moaning, everyone else is too
well you seem literally incapable of not responding, so...
>long winded
compared to your pathetic mile long post you just made?

Do you not know how to use the fucking internet?

A Google search of "age of consent" would make it quite clear to you.

this guy is top 5 weirdest all time for hansen catches

>if you think its legal to bang 16 year olds then I can't really argue against it.
That's a really obtuse passive aggressive way of admitting that he's factually correct.

There's also nothing wrong with labeling homosexuality a mental disorder.

right, so delusional shit you're making up to save face, got it!

>well you seem literally incapable of not responding, so...

i've already admitted to my enjoyment in the partaking of mocking you, don't pretend like it's something new

>compared to your pathetic mile long post you just made?
>more than a few sentences
>mile long

literal ADHD short bus student-tier

GUESS WHAT? i'm going to go do something else now, but i'll return to continue making fun of you shortly, because i know you'll still be here (be sure to keep track of how long i'm away this time too, i really liked that, flattering stuff tourist-kun)

but there is

it's not a mental disorder

pedophilia isn't a sexuality, user. i hope you're not one of THOSE guys..

>that he's factually correct.

lol i love how this dude tries to posit that theres more than one autist in this thread arguing for pedo rights

he thinks he's some sort of high grade intellectual too, it's kind of cute.

Yes it is literally is, in every single sense of the term that you'd like to use.


You hope I'm not what, a fag?

get it all your system baby

Wheeeeeere?

Naaah im afraid not user.it seems to be classified as a psychiatric disorder by everyone but you. and, well, pedos.

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>posting a fact of law is now arguing pedo rights

>passive aggressive
not really. I just can't argue with someone if I don't know all the facts.

he's saying its perfectly ok to bang high school girls, but isn't there always some adult getting in trouble for banging some kid in highschool?

hey i have that phone case

>it seems to be classified as a psychiatric disorder by everyone
Yea, that's what I said.

>psychiatric disorder
isn't this what homosex was before rights groups got pissy about it?

yeah im pretty sure it was, but luckily we've learned more about it and changed the meaning. i don't think theres much more to learn about being a pedo.

>he's saying its perfectly ok to bang high school girls
He literally never said that. He said it's legally ok.

>but isn't there always some adult getting in trouble for banging some kid in highschool?
sure, and there's always some adult getting in trouble for banging some older woman too.

right here, boo
youtube.com/watch?v=QjOsHmToIOE
youtube.com/watch?v=tbOfDjCohEI
youtube.com/watch?v=-MSjYD-MCM4
youtube.com/watch?v=VOBgE10sEQE
youtube.com/watch?v=jeKBL9yOdjc
youtube.com/watch?v=DDWDbZK0zdo

>but luckily libfags feelings got hurt and had it changed
rofl

also you realize the APA literally tried taking pedo out of the DSM before people started screaming about it, right?

>i don't think theres much more to learn about being a pedo
meh, just wait another 20 years I guess. generations change.

Well off to the local highschool, since its legal. lol

People also use "decimate" to mean something other than "reduced by 1/10"

Language evolves. That is how historians know when languages die off, they cease to change.

good luck

Its illegal for teachers to have sex with their students. In many places around the world, and some places in America, its legal to have sex with sixteen year olds.

Your incredulity doesn't change literal facts.

maybe, but fuck i hope it doesn't. people would have to be pretttyy deluded to try and normalize pedophilia. i guess thats kinda what you're doing right now tho

This series is a joke. It wants to be to catch a predator but it's like a low rent version filmed out of Chris hansens own house. They use to bust 50 guys and show the most interesting ones. Now they make an episode out of each guy getting caught. also the actors are not even trying.

>acknowledging the law is normalizing pedophilia

>its legal to have sex with sixteen year olds.

within a certain age or just in general? wasn't there a stink about that 50 year old marrying that 16 year old? courtney stodden?

Sexting an adult is not a crime.

Why would you shoot a minor before throwing them out of a plane?

somehow this reminds me of how wesley snipes tried to avoid paying taxes. shady law

You are aware tabloid journalism is not an arm of law enforcement?

The fact that they could actually get married for tabloid rags to get angry about didn't tip you off that it was possible?

The straight guys do the same thing.

but that was with parental consent.

whats if the parent didn't consent? could she still be fucking him then legally?

Nearly every state has romeo and juliet laws, but the state age of consent is talking about any age.

Also it's funny you bring up marriage because the marriagable age in a lot of states is actually drastically lower than the age of consent. In Washington state for example you could theoretically marry a 13 year old. In fact a lot of guys will do this to avoid statutory rape charges given that you can legally fuck your wife.

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some places have parental consent, some don't

in germany you can fuck a 14 year old with parental consent, in mexico you can fuck a 14 year old without parental consent, but parents have a sort of right to file rape charges on the kids behalf.

i think in the US parental consent isn't an issue but im not sure.

This isn't fucking rocket science, man.

these age laws are such arbitrary bullshit.

just make it botmitsvah/barmitsvah age and be done with it. who cares who touches your wee wees.

Everyone's favorite meme genericwhitemale got off. He just denied everything and left..got arrested and lawyered up. It's the smartest thing to do.

>who could be behind this post

now if only the 16 year old s I know didn't have kids and aren't fat whales.

You give up that right when you step on private property that you don't own.

Jews had the right idea all along.

Mostly...they have caught some legit pedos though.

Did crazytrini85 not make it to the hall of fame? Showing up naked and asking a girl to fool around with her cat were memorable enough.

Nazi's are the biggest pedos

Look at Hitler who had sex with his niece.

>What he says next will SHOCK you

I don't like tabloid Hansen

The cops monitoring the situation would pick it up pretty fast and they'd never even get to the door. Alternatively, I wish Hansen would hand them a loaded gun while on the shame stool and offer them the easy way out. I wonder if any of them would take that way out. I know that Texas senator did, but he was at his house.

sounds hot

>Baldbeaverhunter420247

Every fucking thread the pedophile trash come and make up excuses for their perversion

>Chat with 13 year old online
>Go to meet him
>This man is here and he is pretending he is 13
>"I'm 13 bro, h-honest. How much do you bench? My mumm and daddy etc."

Does anyone seriously believe he is 13?

>waaaaa

Pretty much everyone made fun of how old this dude looks for a decoy

This guy was much creepier than the predator.

how old does he look?

checked

is the whiny little faggot tourist trying his very hardest to appear intelligent still here getting shit on by everyone? pls respond if you're out there, i would like to continue mocking you, even if it's only via triggering your sensibilities with stills from korean moving pictures

still permanently steamed huh

I'm 25 and he looks older than me.

>he's still here

haha holy fuck i was right again, what a surprise!

I would have thought he was early 20s

GOAT moment

>Hey! Look at this table........look at it

This man is the real predator

I think sandwich man was relieved that it was Chris Hansen and not some frat boys who came out from that room

hansen used to be hot af

I thought the same thing until I actually watched one of those videos. They're annoying as fuck.

I see we've had the same experience.

Do you think he's actually a predator and Chris is doing a very long sting on him?

What if he is a conman pretending to be a young man pretending to be a young teen?

Also, he trolled that fat faggot hard with shit like "Netflix and chill?" so I'll have to forgive his fucking horrible acting this one time

ugly as sin

FUCK 'EM ALL TO DEATH

A friend ;)

at least he got a reward for waiving his rights.

Holy fuck that would be an amazing season final

>No James, this time you'll be taking a seat.