/bb/ Big Brother OTT

I was born a girl

Okay bros I'm officially calling a meeting of the bomb squad. We need to do something about all the girls in these threads. They could be a real threat to us.

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What have you done!?

just reddit my shit up

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>tfw I'll never be as cute as shelby

thanks bro, working on my card already

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Cred Forums is a family friendly board

reminds me of king tut from boardwalk empire

I got bingo immediately

oh shit birthday hats

is that true?

I can't believe bb is still going on with no Jiz because bikini time @ reddit.com/das_wassup
Stream link?

BINGO

Listen Devin I think its best if we bring a girl into the bomb squad. We need the numbers

How many pounds heavier than 300 are you?

>Morgan saying she's gonna "cuddle hard" with Scott

What a succubus.

I'm under 105lbs

>being born a gender
you shitlord

danielle needs to tighten it up a bit senpaitachi

You are a man

no problem

Pls

Too late Devin, I already brought in the bra poster from the last thread. She's smart and she looks like she can win some comps for us.

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same ;_;

y u fat shame boo?

Has anybody posted this yet?!

youtube.com/watch?v=yk5KnQlISCI

>scott wakes up dead

SCENARIOS

you're so lucky..

I'm too drunk. Send help

I actually identify as a shrimp

>She will never tell you "goodnight" irl

youtube.com/watch?v=lUKG10RyZk8

yeah.
youtube.com/watch?v=yk5KnQlISCI

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im too sober. share some of your BAC with me senpai.

in past threads

There are no girls on Cred Forums that are normal. They are either really fat or males who used a dick remover.

>all those reddit pins
fucking ruined

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thats really weird scott thinks kryssie cant be intelligent because she has used drugs and alcohol

can you guys please stop pretending to be girls?

>females with no dicks
What are you, gay?

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>zakiyah's retarded fanbase already going apeshit over Bridge's zakiyah related video.

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>Scott telling the group that he euthanasia is a good thing for society

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Who's pretending?

bikini time when?

Monte getting manipulated by EVERYONE

He said that to someone other then monte?

:( I'm like a 6-7 looks wise, but a 20somethin old neet.

>monte doesnt think HoH plays in veto

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AHAHA monte doesnt know he plays veto

VOODOO

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I keep forgetting the not-danielle black girl exists. I don't even remember her name

Watch the a-bombs, bro.

your welcome

no, just monte but it was weird

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scott confirmed to get some morgan pussy

can the girl posting stop, i only want pics of cute boys,,

She would look so good farting my cum out of her ass

>I know I look WAYYY yyounger than 33

>looks 40

baka

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He was speaking Monte's language. It makes sense. Speak retard to the retarded.

Pls

Monte is so fucking stupid holy shit. Chipmunk Girl is far smarter, her alliance will wipe his the fuck out. Shane is his only hope.

S-stop you're making me wet

i thought i heard monte say he couldnt play in teh POV earlier but i just told myself i heard it wrong

LOL hes a moron

kek
jason is fucked already

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hilarious how frightened he is of Jason

He's basically thrown Shane under the bus to everyone.

Yeah baby think of it wed use lube to ease your tight ass onto myushroom tip and slowly start thrusting my hard rod up your poop canal

DelMonte wants to get a blowie from Jason

we need more dictator monte memes

if the girls mist Monte into nominating danielle and cornbread goes up thanks to america he may survive.

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please refer to him as a "leader"

Why isn't it gifing

a blowj

bros this is a PG general. I don't want my daughter to see this lewd content.

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godammit whitney is weird looking

I don't have any monte caps

thank god we aren't listening to those stupid phrases anymore.

All those words are sfw

Haven't seen anything since first night, Can I get a good rundown without catlady influence? Specifically on the memes, i've got a bomb squad entrance exam tomorrow.

monte is literally retarded and has no idea how bb works

JUSTIN, NEELEY, AND DANIELLE's vote doesn
t matter

>monte asking if the winner of PoV has to use it

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>fool is being a fool

this is BBOTT

Shelby is hot
Some girl showed her ass
Shrimpman showed his ass
All the girls would look good with my semen on their face

are you saying that giving out information to literally everyone is a bad idea? preposterous.

Gotchu senpai

this is what weekday recaps are for
cbs.com/shows/big-brother-over-the-top/video/0h1_Mc0bBytr6yO0xvfi8AnTT58LvHLm/bb-ott-weekday-replay-9-30-16/

but the veto still works the same

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Don't forget to put your fingers in her mouth. Bitches love that

not just that, but not knowing how veto works at all

Cornbread isn't misting the blacks

there are four lights

you'd look better with my ass on your face

Justin and danielle talking shit about cornbreads sympathy stories :)

I finger them then fishook their mouth with that finger and ram my cock in their airhole

What do you put in their asshole then?

Is the fan vote nomination going to go all season or is it just going to be the first 5 weeks or so like in BB15?

PLEASE FUCKING STOP
I'm too tired to masterbate

A buttplug to start obviously

that's not the actual definition

Do you bring your own or what?

they havnt said but hopefully its limited. it would give us too much power when its only a few people left

Next thread we need to make somebody wear the birthday hat.

this season its just really over the top

Yeah, that's what I'm hoping. It's going to be weird as fuck when there's like 6 people left and half of them are on the block.

I own my own house. Bitches drive here to get my load

use this

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He won't make it past week 3 at this point

just went back to the first thread of ott threads and only found 2 monte pictures

giving material for dictator aka leader memes

Where are the nudes?

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think of pictures for OP image to wear the b-day hat

>jason pointing out he's been HoH before

WHY

and found one more

hes becoming the next paulie

Ok /bb/ I'm goin to a bar to try to get a qt. wish me luck friendos

pac-man-dying.wav

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imgur.com/a/Zi5X9

Just like Paulie, he'll be stabbed by the women he suspects will do his bidding for him

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ENHANCE

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UFO spotted in BB House

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Once Jason goes, OTT Jamboree is going to fall apart.

I want legs like Shelby so bad

that wont line up maybe someone crops it right

Is Neeley playing the best game

Lose 200lbs

here

Neeley, forever alone.

The worst part is, she can probably coast pretty far without an alliance.

The positioning might work on this one

goes from a 10 to a 7 overnight

neeley is gonna jenn city her way to a high spot

-.-

Every damn time I read OTT Jamboree I start hearing Zombie Jamboree in my head.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yasin1ULLvI

neeley is dr will

why do the sisters have boys names?

I can't stand monte's eye rolling

jason pretty much comitting suicide

he already knows

I know twins named Frankie and Freddy

(dad wanted boys)

they're gender neutral names.

>we missed out on seeing Jozea vs Monte

Shelby weighs like 85lbs at most and thats with a stomach full of my semen which she hasnt had for a few days now

Eh, I imagine America will put Cornbread on the block and give him an extra vote. Jason could still stay.

Is morgan a boy's name?

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this jason/monte convo is torture
constant interruptions

he could but its not guranteed

i would love cornbread being evicted
noone trust cornbread except his alliance

you really need to stop

My black friend is named Morgan and he is a guy

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what about this?

Keep down the edginess bro, we don't want to trigger cutfag.

Also thinking 'bout you cutfag. Hope you're doing okay.

kek

What? Girls take semen on their face and sometimes swallow it even. It is normal and called love and if you take offense to it you should go back to middle school

OTT only

>Monte throwing Shane under the bus

Ha, talking about Alanis Moresettes You Aughta Know being about Dave Coulier

The Jagged Little Pill was Coulier's cock

Cutfag died

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gotta lead man.

Someone is going to cut themselves because of text depicting me depositing my semenial excretions on womens face?

He made a post saying "shit I cut too deep" and we haven't seen him since

justin should ask krispy if her friend can fit in a rowboat

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jason is going to be devastated if he goes home first

>if

I'm going on two months not slappin the tuna if you could just stahp

>Don't mention what they are talking about on the feeds

fuck you showfag

Gayson will get saved by americas vote

>She will never say goodnight falling asleep on your chest after having swallowed your load

>showfag
this is only online

Are you fucking retarded?

>jason's face when he finds out America votes safety later today

jason doesnt know that monte is thirsty for blood

I have vibrators and buttplugs and loads for your face

Showfagging is a state of mind, man

>monte has revealed to just about everyone him and shane are close and that Shane is playing hard

rip

>jason still saying cornfead

Look at the way her neck extends. I could stick my dick in her stomach

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I'm gonna cum in your ass big boy

i think its pretty obvious, to deny it would look shady

I want to spread your tight little boy pussy and ram you senseless

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I have just been balls to the wall making money past year. I want to pay off a 100k house in 5 years. Big brother and Cred Forums make me feel like I have friends. I just fuck randoms and hate it. I'd love to have Shelby as my gf to cum only on her face every day till I get old

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Shrimpman is gonna make someone squirt

Das wassup

Who here is in the /bb/ tf2 sever?

I want to ravage your tight moist sphincter with my erect phallus

>100k

this thread is getting too lewd

squirt=pee

Ive used a buttplug and don't get pleasure. Pretty sure I am straight, sorry

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honestly i broke up with my gf over the summer and now ive been posting my asshole on soc and trying to fuck cute boys.

im kinda depressed and seeing a pretty girl makes me wanna die

Are you me? But a bigger faggot?

But yeah agreed, Big Brother + 4chin is a pretty good friends simulator

Are you implying you had a choice in the matter?

damn baby what a tease

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Its enough for a 1500sq ft house up here. I would fix and resell in 2 years and take profits to trade up for a 300k house and have enough to not pay additional PMI bullshit. I have a 750 credit score but ive already used my first time homebuyers credits.

>saving my oc again

once again feelsgoodman

I know that feel man.
Girl I was with for 10 years (18 to 28) dumped me last summer. The last thing we ever did together was watch Zingbot and eat dinner :(

I can't say I did shit like trying to fuck boys on /soc/ after the fact, but just fucking randoms does get old.

Not sure why seeing a QT would make you depressed.... Just go onto Tinder and find one

lovin all the shrimpman OC

>Oh and by "one" i mean a QT that isn't a fuckgirl. You'll find one bruh

>talking about mortgages
this kills the ladyboner

same
was going to ask him for his kik

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>giving your kik to user

that would surely go wel

DOWNBLOUSE ON ALEX AND THEY SWITCHED THE CAMERA, FUCK YOU PRODUCTION

>jason mindfucking the simpleton

I want a house with a pool I can sit by and blow my load on your face all day long till we are dead without worrying about anything but keeping my protein level up by bbqing dank meat.

weaponizing the twist is a really good itch.

>jason using the audience and telling monte to not piss them off

he doesnt care man

>cum on face
>high protein diet
Oh baby, no.

>Jason- If they (America) do vote for something, Jason has it and Jason is in your corner.
>Monte- That's a great pitch

Any girls in here?

That weren't born with penises?

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Then I'll find another disposable girl who wants to never work again.

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how will i live

Do people actually like Jason? They had to pick between him and that idiot jozea.

jason still didnt notice the sisters

a lot of people

whys she always making that dumb face?

He did within a few hours

Not my problem. You could have been mine chilling by the pool in a paid for house but you'd need to take big loads on your face. I worked too damn hard for that luxury to just give it to a girl without her being my sex slave.

she hates playing dumb

shes dealing with all the bullshit

OR you could just not produce rancid spunk

Poor little Monte took a bullet for the house ;_;

i honestly think he is pretty cool as far as degenerates go

him with shelby is the best banter (better then the banter he had with jackie and that was based)

>Shelby poops

Shrimpman has patrician taste in music.

he chose to do it and i respect him for it.

thats way too much blood

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Or you could finger my asshole and thr n lick it and smile, because I just gave you 300k. Plus a ring. Your body is mine.

God fucking damn it go onto /soc/ if you two fags want to role play, we all know you're both NEET cis males

Hot convo desu

I was assigned female because I was born without a penis.

I'm no neet but yes I am a white male who has used an anal plug and am pretty sure I'm straight.

Your and mines idea of a sex slave very greatly.

Yeah I bonered

Then quit flirting with men on a bavarian knitting forum

Look I am not changing who I am for you. Ever hear of steak and a blowjob day? There is a reason it exists - they are both awesome. If you can't accept that and want me to change you can fuck off you controlling cunt. Otherwise layback on the bed and we can 69 till you cum then you can get on your knees and beg for my cream on my face.

>OK you win, here's a pic of me

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I tried assplay and it feels like nothing. Get me fucked up and wecan try but its probably going no where

Will Whitney cheat on her BF?

you guys are gross

I'm fucking dead

what are monte and dani talking about

Shut your mouth and let me blow my load on your forehead

anyone else prefer the high of sleep deprivation over alcohol?

a minute ago I randomly busted out laughing for no reason like I was tripping balls or something
and now I have a huge grin on my face

when i ditched the conversation Monte was going on (again) about what a sacrifice he made by becoming HOH and Dani was egging him on.

Do meth

both of these conversations are boring as fuck

just like this thread

im out

>CBS hasn't taken my streamables down

streamable.com/xrvr

No go find another disposable girl to blow your chunky monkey on.

I hope they all do.

with Scott

>beg for my cream on my face

every time I see the side or back of Morgan with her hair up, I think Nicole is back in the house

OK I would never do anything without concent. Have a good day maam

>and nothing of value was lost

Although this thread is fucking cancer, you are correct on that one.

Ian, you got an image picked for the next thread?

Same here dude. It's happened like six times today. Glad I'm not the only one

I think so. Not sure if the head will be right under the hat though.

new thread

neeley talk LET'S GO

It's even worse that she's in Nicole's bed too

seriously?

As long as the roleplay fags stay here, I'm happy with it

Although OP shat the bed hard on the pic

wasted hat thread

Caring about hat placement is newfag tier

Ian make a new thread

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not celebrating Cred Forums b-day is newfag tier, faggot

>making a new thread before 310
STOP THAT

best girls meeting in the SR