John Wick is pissed off and after you. The main character of the last film you watched will be your protection

THE STREETS RUN RED, WITH BURGUNDY'S BLOOD

Haven't had time to watch a movie, but I've been watching Cheers. Sam talked down that one guy with a gun, I'm sure I'll be fine.

INB4 someone tells me I'm stuck with Norm

Nah, you're stuck with Sam.

but this guy got beat by an untrained cabbie nigger

The one with Lou Diamond Phillips?

Thats a great movie

What did i just do?

Ol' Jack Burton

I think I'm gonna be alright

The last film I watched was Knock Knock. What now Keanu?

>the girl from The Shallows

oh shit

>Brood

Pretty fucked.

>mystery inc.
Fuuuuuuck at least I get to shag Velma

I might be fucked unless John is really into burgers

>the K-on movie

shit

this is what I get for being a weeb

lmao he's fucked

>MEW in 10 Cloverfield Lane

Maybe she can charm him?

I mean I can probably get frodo to gibs me the ring.
>are we going to be here (where sauron ostensibly has no power) or not though

funny because I watched John Wick just before this

I'd just have Mr. Driver out drive him lol

Fuck, the blonde in that movie though.
Fuck, the blonde in that school uniform thoooooooough.

heh i'll be fine

>Star Trek: Beyond
>LISTEN ALLA Y'ALL, THIS IS SABOTAGE

James Caan from Thief.

Yep, fucked.

I'm not even worried.
>Hitman himself
>Got sick sickle moves
>Can use a stick
>The teeth of a shark
>Accordion pro
>Even if Jonh Wick kills me, I could have been Mr.Oscar all along, or he could have been

There is no bobs burgers film you goon.

he was just dreaming all of that though

>50m tall flying dinosaur

I think I'm good.

He just shoots steve and you're fucked

who was the main character of sicario? if its del toro I think I'm in good hands, if its blunt, not so much

Either Gosling or Crowe or the little blonde girl from Nice Guys... I'm fucked, right?

>john wick
well this will be interesting

shit

>Guts
Let them fight

I guess mchonohay from interstellar I watched some of it on TV last night

I dunno if I would survive

Maybe if he can get me into space somehow or at least a top secret facility?

Is Jason the MC of Friday the 13th (shitty 2009 remake)? If he is I'm kinda ok

Chilli Palmer from Get Shorty

Could probably use street smarts to protect me somewhat but we're still dead. At least he's cool and we can talk movies before we die

>Agent 47

I'm fiiiiiine.

Who's the main character of La Grande Illusion? Maréchal?

He's a WW1 vet so he has probably seen some shit, I think we stand an okay chance.

I LIKE TO

>Implying Jason is not the main character of the F13th series

Bane.

Jean Claude Van Damme aka Kurt in Kickboxer (1989)

I'm feeling ok, but if he gets to bring friends then I'm feeling great because his black buddy has fire power.

pretty fucked desu

fuck me

This

I'm sure he'll bond with him like a couple of good old fellows over a pint of beer

And if things get too hairy, welp, it's all in the reflexes, ain't it Johnny?

Well I guess I'll hide in his rape chamber

that movie was god awful

fury was dope breh

I cared more about the nazis they were slaughtering than the main characters because at least I wasn't certain the nazis were ubiquitously edgy unlikable self absorbed assholes

This is interesting

thanks for reminding me to watch this

>Kubo
I'm doomed senpai
A magic sword doesn't hold a candle to guns.

>Darkman

Well, he could hide me with those masks.

anime beg to differ

Who is the main character of the Conjuring? If it is the Warrens I am fucked. If it is the ghosts, I am still probably fucked.

Harry Potter

Am fucked or naw?

>t-800

Ill b fine

This movie is so overrated. Keanu is 10 times the assassin Cruise ever was

i got toshiro mifune...i think we'll be okay, or at least he'll die trying.

>blue is the warmest color
lol

erm

pretty fucked tbqh famalam

Wick's gon get fucked.

>dog
literally the best protection from John Wick itt

ultimate pleb

>Ghostbusters 2016
FUCK

Hard to tell to be honest

Sam Chism gathers his motley crew and I'm good.
If it's just Chism, I should probably work on my marksmanship too.

this.

just le beam me up scoty xD

Bourne has my back.

pleb faggot

>Tfw im with pic related

Who was the main character of X-Men: Apocalypse? It is an ensemble cast. Magneto could shut him down, so could Xavier. The rest would just avenge me after they got mad they saw me get shot.

Difficult to say really.

Oh wait, fast guy could save me. But he isn't the main character I don't think.

I'm not sure

>Chev Chelios
Im not sure who would win but I would be thoroughly entertained

>that subtle fupa under his mask

Was V a neckbeard this whole time?

>Hank from Swiss Army Man

Yeah I am fucked, unless he improves his necromancer powers quite a lot in a very short time.

Watched snatch last night Can I choose brad Pitt over Jason Statham?
Inb4 dags

...

Are you me?

>Kevin Hart from Central Intelligence

I'm fucked.

My last mocie was Age of Apocalypse. Assuming Apoc is the main character then I'm fine

is this movie supposed to be good or something? what the fuck is it even about

Might actually be ok.

>Captain America
meh, could be way worse, I'll take it

>John Wick throws an office chair at him

You're fucked m8

I don't remember what I watched last night.

>Eye in the Sky - Helen Mirren
If I'm allowed access to the drone strike I might be okay, otherwise no.

I'll be fine...until he decides I have to go too.

>Grace Kelly's character from High Society
I'm sure she'll charm him to death.

>Classic Paul Dano

fuck

Im not sure.

I watched "Train to Busan" so I guess I'm in a good hand eh !?

Roger Moore's Bond. I should be OK.

Depressed Paul Dano or corpse Daniel Radcliffe.
I be fucked.

James T Kirk, I think id be okay

I think the Blair witch will stop him. Unfortunately only after eating me or whatever in the fuck.

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Kek.

>Kingdom of Heaven
At least I get to become a knight before I die.

not even magic can protect me from the Wick

no it would'nt you stupid bitch TOM CRUISE is a goddamn manlet shut the fuck up

holy fuck kill your self already

Max Rockatansky.

Probably be a pretty even match, I reckon.

>smaller target
>lower centre of gravity, so harder to push over
>can easily bite Reeves' ankles
>ancestral strength of the dwarves

I forget the last movie I watched but I just watched Luke Cage, I'll be good if I literally just stand behind my homeboy the entire time.

That's Vincent, not Tom Cruise

>Deadpool

hmmmmmmmmmmn really made me think for a quick sec there

Thought Luke Cage but remember you said, film. Dammit. The last film I saw was Suicide Squad, at a theater. Protagonist, DeadShot.

I am good, senpai.

yes, because being in a war where 40% of the people you've met ends up hamburger wouldn't make you a cynical asshole.

You fucking kids these days.

I'm clearly the comic relief, like Jonathan, so I'll be absolutely fine.

>it's a Cred Forumseddit thread

>Episode III Anakin
I don't think John Wick gets the high ground buff that Obi Wan gets, so I think I am fine. Hopefully I don't have to talk to him or Wick doesn't find out that he is 4x weak to sand.

He said MAIN CHARACTER.

Also, can disguise himself as a child if he needs to to gain Wick's trust.

What a coincidence

Im good

Fuck, if he had the news team with him you might stand a chance

>film

Cred Forums

>the mechanic 2: electric boogaloo

I might lose, but holy SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING.

interesting

haha same, watched the matrix last night, I think I'm good

I think I'll be fine.

>Waterloo

well, if Napoleon has his army, I'm fine. If not, well..

nah your bitch ass would be toast

You don't even know who I am, famm. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs.

A tag-team of me and Max would destroy Wick.

John's Dead

Le Samourai. It'd be amazing to be near Jef Costello, but I don't think he could protect me from John Wick.

I'm safe man.

>De Niro from the deer hunter

Fuck

>literally a bodyguard
>spends whole life fighting killer robots

I'm fine.

Just watched The Matrix last night, so...
>Neo

>Black Panther towers over all of them
Whitey BTFO

I think I'd be ok.

Does tv shows count?

If so, then fuck

>being this autistic

I think it might have been Jack Reacher, so I'm not too bad off actually.

>Ex Machina
Depends. If the main character is that whiny shit who got humanzoned, I'm fucking toast. Sexbot could probably stand a chance.

now that i think about it, the lady from how i met your mother wasnt in civil war, was she?

>the naked gun
>Frank Drebin
Guess I'm fucked.

Plus, he would literally die for you.

Reese is an OP bodyguard.

>this is the end

I'm screwed.

I might have a problem, unless I get secret service protection

>Sexbot could probably stand a chance.

Sexbot was frail. Wouldn't be much use to you at all.

You'd just end up in a comically large cast

John Wick should have been dead in the church parking lot. Shit-tier ending to that flick

>spend 1.5 hrs trying to put a bullet in John Wick
>When you have the chance to kill him you instead decide to knock him out and tie him up

she's gonna be the main character in the new blade runner film.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I think I'm dead bois.

Obviously you have his army too. Wick would be in danger anytime, no matter where he goes.

Goose is the main character, she does have a major role though, as does Batista

Ethan Hunt from MI:1

I'm actually pretty safe to be quite honest.

...

Beyond the Black Rainbow...
[Spoiler]the dude died tripping on a tree [/SPOILER] im fucked

I'm not sure.

Lucky jack from Master and commander.

I'll be fine so long as we are at sea.

>Stalker

I'd like to see John surviving 10 minutes in the zone, also, the guards would probably kill him right away.

>A Knight's Tale

Welp. I'm fucked.

Both you and John would end up dead

>rebuild evangellion 3
idk shinji is a cry baby but if hes got eva 01 its a joke

He modeled the role after himself

>just watched john wick

Now what?

>sailing the high seas with Lucky Jack
>suddenly Wick comes over the horizon on a speedboat, armed to the teeth

You're confusing Bale modeling Bateman after Tom Cruise, poindexter.

same famalam

>The Shallows

two main characters got my back, Blake and Sully Seagull.

we're all dead, but hopefully John will show mercy to my seagullbro

Probably. They let Amelia get shot in the face.

Watched True grit.

Not sure if I will get the Marshall or Matty.

Marshall I will be fine.

Matty, I will just rape till I die.

>They let Amelia get shot in the face.

No, she got herself shot in the face, if she had stayed in the closet she would've been fine

pretty safe

>Hugh Glass

Well I'm fucked.

Do series count? Watching van Helsing

Rey. Everything goes her way, so I'm fine.

Yeah I'm good.

>Beatrix Kiddo

Can John Wick survive the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?

Tango & Cash. I'm good.

Nah, not even close. I love Max but there's no way he'd win against Wick. Unless he has a huge ass truck, he's goddamn invincible with that.

>John Wick
So is it John Wick vs John Wick?

>Avatar
If he's in Smurf form and gets his pterodactyl then I'm good.

>jack reacher vs john wick

ez rares for Bauer.

>the neon demon

welp im done for

Yeah, ok. I'm fairly confident.

i prefer the brunette

she's a literal goddess

but im glad we have differing opinions, i hope more people disagree with my taste, less competition

Addy or those two?

>Joey from A History of Violence

I think I'd survive longer than average

i'll be fine

you are by far the safest

mel gibson blood father

same here.

let's do this senpai

haha, thank you.

>The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

That picture looks awfully dusty doesn't it Mr. Wick?

>Marvelous Seven
I think I am doing good, senpai.

That supra-blind dude from Don't Breath. We got this shit m8, too bad I have to hang around in his rape hole for it to work

>dubsman Batman
Given how shit a job he does protecting Gotham from a clown and a roided up bikie, I'm probably fucked

Eh. Should be fine.

my money is on reacher

wow I actually lucked out for once

>Ken park
I'm already dead

ayy lmao
life was good while it lasted

you'd think he'd be bigger

Captain Kirk
I'm good

He made not be pro assassin tier but he hazguns and might be able to snipe ol John "killed a man with a penzil" Wick before he gets within range.

Judy Hopps

I request asylum on the Enterprise and an enlisted career in Starfleet.

Jackpot.

Tell that to John's snapped neck.

>Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Might be excellent.

Might be ok if we're in Vietnam.

I think I'll be fine.

The Cisbusters

They'll shoot Wick in the dick with their proton packs and shout girl power before going off on a 25-minute long improv bit about genitals

He's already dead.

This is mine as well, and I'd say we'd probably be fucked. He didn't show or seem to be some amazing operator who could fend off Wick. But who knows.

You're fucked, mate.

I just watched both Raid movies.
Would Rama fuck up Wick?

Both of them share the same director/fight choreographer so it's gonna be one helluva throwdown at least

Wick might just get high and surf.

I think Robocop can protect me.

fucked

Best answer in dis thread

ill be fine

The new Bourne movie, guess I'll pass.

>Underworld: Evolution

I think I'm good?

You mean like how he protected Julia Stiles in that movie? Or that reporter he was protecting who got sniped in the third movie?

You're fucking dead m8.

Denis Lavant from Mauvais Sang
I'm probly dead

uuugghh, shit.

hes not the main character though, your fucked

I really liked this movie. How come it never got any recognition?

This. Everyone Bourne tries to protect dies. He's the worst protector ever.

I'm not gonna make it..

how was this

Seven Samurai doesn't really have a "main" character but whoever it is, I'm fucked.

This was on the other night, but I was too sick to get into it, I really want to give it a watch though.

Plus I'd just watched Predator 2 so my brain wasn't in the mood for something smart.

>Hank from One From The Heart
I'm ded

John Wick was close to dying multiple times in the movie, only to be saved by his old friend, not to mention that three random russian fags could just fuck his shit up at the beginning. Meanwhile the last movie I watched is blade trinity. I guess I'm good.

>Jesse Eisenberg (Not the American Ultra model)
Pretty fucked.

I think i'll be ok as long as im indoors

The new Robocop.

Jesse from The Neon Demon?
Jesus fuck. What the hell is that bitch going to do? Model John Wick to death?

RIP me.

>Free State Of Jones
That would honestly be an entertaining fight

Was it any good?

>the giver
Pretty fucked I guess

>frail
You use the sexbot for her superhuman intelligence and manipulation skills.

3/5 it's like a PBS show, interesting but not much flair. Plus it spends too little time on the actual Jones county rebellion, it goes all the way into the restoration era and even has flashforwards to one of Newt's descendents in the 40s.

But McConaughey was great.

>John Waters

I'm pretty alright with this.

I see, thanks.

*Reconstruction era

Clearly John Wick has a soft spot for animals.

Entertaining.

IWTFTB

>film is called sicario
>sicario is not the main character

Riddick from pitch black, I'm feeling okay

If only he even got close to Wick. If he does get close enough though, consider Wick fucked.

>Hardcore Henry
This would be an excellent fight