Which of these actresses do you think is tbe best actress?
BDH seems to be doing the real bankable expensive movies.
Hendricks is stuck as a joke and doing TV, struggling to get film roles
Chastain does blockbuster schlock and decent dramas.
Is this fair though, should it be switched around based on their talent?
I want to turn into an 8 year old and fuck Hendricks.
Isn't it obvious?
too much test 4me
Chastain>Bryce Fatass Howard> Hendricks
....no? Is BDH the most talented and should be in jurassic world and the help and so on?
Chastain was in the help too, I kinda forgot.
Holy fuck Bryce got thick.
Chastain fully commits to her role.
chastain >>>>>> bdh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hendricks
Man, all this titcow hate...
BABY WANT MILKY
me on the left
Bryce is the best actress. Jessica is so so. The middle, I do not know her except from mad men? I think so. She's a dime a dozen tv act.
>Jessica is so so
sounds like you haven't seen "Take Shelter"
she is the best of these 3 mid-tier or lower actresses by a mile.
Hendricks will never get a role because numale media dont like the idea of fertile and sexually desirable women. Remember breasts are deeply sexist.
God Hendricks was so fucking hot in Firefly. As a titty guy, she is perfect. I want her to ride me while I suck on her nipples.
>wanting to have sex with milkfu
i just want to lay on her lap and gently suckle her as she strokes my hair
> I want her to ride me while I suck on her nipples.
Well you've clearly never had sex to even have a rudimentary understanding of proportion and positioning. Though i agree with the sentiment.
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Hayley Atwell has her own show -- maybe there is still hope for a fertility goddess uprising
No it works. Use a chair. It can work flat on a bed if you push your hips up from the bottom. Might not work on some tiny short girl but Hendricks is tall enough. My girl is 5'6" and I do it all the time. But your neck gets sore because you have to move your head in. Cant just lay your head back you have to go for that titty.
If you were a child you'd be short enough to suck her milk while she rides you
Also if flat on the bed, use a bunch of pillows so you aren't just laying down you are sitting up. I bet a tempurpedic type bed would be great for girl on top titty sucking.
She was beyond gorgeous in this awful movie
Thanks for the info. I guess maybe it works if you arent 6'2 master race, but then that begs the question of how you get fat tits in the first place achmed.
Mama was a genuinely great horror
nah hollywood is run by titlets and their sympathizers, we're doomed
They couldnt kill her off quick enough in the MCU. Instead we get manfaced chestlets on repeat.
>They couldnt kill her off quick enough in the MCU.
She had a show for 2 seasons ,mang. And Elizabeth Olsen is NOT a chestlet
so if we find a manfaced titcow they might go for it?
Elizabeth Olson is a huge exception and a welcome one.
As for the shows, come on - marvel "tv". Never once have i seen a marvel film and thought "you know what id like to see is these deep stories and characters but stripped off the cgi and action"
literally no content, fuck out da way
There's something wrong with her nipples
>puffy nipples
>wrong
fuck off permavirgin
i always get so turned off by looking at this chick
>2016
>being an owner of a wrong opinion
They're not in my mouth.
Smallish breasts but with massive nipples is not my thing.
Lethal Boner is nowhere near titcow tier.
me on the right ;_;
>smallish
oh i know but give her a few years and she'll get there
They were perfect when they were this size
I see that powerstand before.
cry with me, friend ;__;
They're D at most. I consider anything below E average or small.
>tfw wanted nothing but to date a girl with Bella Thorne's body
>finally start dating one
>don't like their face and would trade the good body for a pretty face
feels bad
>t. avid hentai reader
>Atwell
>not a manface
KEK
> E is hentai size
Right m8
try to reply to an argument I made
Ok: its not.
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not him but you didn't really make an argument
can we just discuss titcows now
titcow slaughtered before her time
that ass is made for eating
She's such a mess now.
> hate attention so mutilate body
> dress in underwear everwhere now she's a fridge
"I consider above average below average" -(You)
No i said average is smallish. Which it is, most people have small chests. You arent doing very well here are you
"fridge" is a little unfair, user. she's still shapely, just less shapely
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you're wrong, animefriend.
>permanently mutilates self as a permanent fix to temporary thoughts
>tits literally look like Frankenstein's monster
>bitch is a straight-up fridge
>YOU DEFEND THIS
lmfao Honestly, how desperate are you? That is beyond pathetic, KYS.
>D at most
You are fucking retarded to even think they're close to that. Why are you so stupid?
what's some good mommykino?
Still going then? Kek
Anyway if your american your 'D' is our E.
the three of them each do what they do best
swap them into each other's roles, and they simply wouldn't be as good.
hendricks in tree of life? lol
chastain in jurassic world? lol
howard in mad men? lol
she looks like shit
She's the only woman I know of that looks thick and fridge at the same time
That's not Christina is it? Her face looks totally different
Yeah its an autists mock up
She's just a curvy fridge now, still in real terms a decent body but fucking terrible compared to what it was. Also she's a hypocrite seen as the reduction was purely to get rid off attention and now she's half naked all the time.
>curvy fridge
THAT'S NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS
Really?
nah one of many circulating
how did Cred Forums become shop central anyway, too much meme power?
who did they change her face with?
BABY WANT BOOBIES AND MILKY AND COMFORT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!
calm yourself, user
whose face is it then? elle fanning?
no
looks like it but i'm a face blind autist so
Disgusting hiplet.
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>she will never start her own breast milk business
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dayum
Mama was pretty good for a horror flick. Chastain stated she based her character's appearance off of Alice Glass.
not to mention she posted an edited picture of herself on instagram that she found and said she loved it. the picture was her post-surgery but her boobs were photoshopped to be much bigger.
it made absolutely no sense. i think she regrets getting them reduced now and sees it as one of those "grass is always greener" situations. girls with big boobs always want small boobs and vice-versa.
disgusting faggot
Sauce?
She's not great at being sexy, but I find that pretty endearing about her.
Come on that's the most entry level "sexy girl" I could think of
>he thinks actors get to choose their appearance in flicks
BBW Bryce was the best
Hnng
because you dont know what thick means user
>im a tits boy
Real men are all about them wide hips and fertility godess tier thighs faggot
t. faggot
am i not allowed to enjoy both?
Real men have both mate. No point having hips for a successful birth if your baby is just going to starve anyway.
> glamour photo of a 3'11 viet dwarf in a shit heap bathroom
that's too much thicc, she literally has cankles
>when you choose the XL buttplug
>t.boy lover
I mean of course the whole package is better but tits even when huge and not fake are never better than a thick full ass, feminine big thighs and that nice pink poon
>tfw no high test hijabi wife to make mongrel aryan sandniggers with
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>all these thighlets
Only little boys use the phrase 'real men'.
She was perfect.
mah google
t. shemale lover
Rare slim Bryce is best
nah
>t.faggot
>ywn feed Bryce back into a BBW
JDIMSA
>those fat goblin hands
gross, overeating is never sexy
It's easily chastain, followed by Howard. Hendricks is ok.
that does sound tempting but i'd rather impregnate her first before fattening her up
Fucking hell lucky man.
you know the drill
this is fake right?
Fake, she has 2 kids.
Posting more thick Bryce.
>this is over 9 years old now
I can get behind this
>ywn comfort a fat Bryce when she cries after seeing a picture of herself with a mean caption in a magazine, saying that you love her just the way she is
>ywn kiss her chubby cheeks
>ywn kiss her when she's crying and tell her she's beautiful
So adorable
Maybe my favorite pics of her
in her natural state
She has such a beautiful smile.
Like a pear cider that's made of 100 % pears?
I want to do that to her.
Post more of her giant, anal-craving ass you fags
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interesting!
>ywn pound her anus so hard it prolapses
>"Am I big enough for you now user?"
Her face when she catches you staring
I love how Cred Forums has come together over BDH in this way, pun intended
We seem to have some disagreements over when she looks best though.
only solution is to impregnate her and make more bryces so everyone gets one of their own
she can be the queen of the autist empire
Sounds like a great idea.
a challenger appears for the throne
huh? my ex and I were the perfect height so that she could lean over and pop em in my mouth. you sound like a virgin 2bh.
they could battle for it but bryce would just sit on her face and it would be over
Im a fan of present day BDH
Her weight loss has seemed to ignore her ass and hips
>muslim
End your life.
bdh needs to do a workout/yoga vid. i would fund it myself
Does anyone really care about female characters?
Thighs > arse > tits
It's been 2 years since the secret of the farmer's (Christina Hendricks) milk has been revealed to the public. Surprisingly, the revelation of the milks true source has only increased demand for the dairy product. After the farmer's business partner and former child reporter (Ariel Winter) has to move away to care for her sick brother, meeting demand becomes more and more difficult. What's worse is the newfound popularity of the farmer's milk has made way for a competing farmer (Sofia Vergara) to offer a similar product and steal her customers. The busty farmer must hold auditions for a new business partner to reclaim their market. After a rigorous selection and testing process (Including Alexandra Daddario and Dakota Blue Richards), she finally settles on a plucky young businesswoman (Kat Dennings). This new partner has big plans to get a contract with one of the country's biggest grocery chains, by any means necessary. Will our chesty heroes be able to secure the big contract? Will they be able to save their farm from the ever approaching threat of the competition?
Find out in Udder Insanity 2: Dairy to Dream
Female upper body needs to be small and delicate, whatever the boobs proportion, and female lower body needs to be rounded and exuberant. Any combination that does not contradict the above is good.
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>we will never see a light-hearted montage of Christina teaching Kat the ropes and them having a milking contest between them ending in them kissing covered in milk
Hendricks should stop doing films and start doing moooovies.
Why can't we all live in harmony
Chastain, no contest
>its a niggers worshipping fat cows episode
MEW, basically
Btw, neck long hair / bob cut > long hair > pixie cut
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>Chastain
Best actress by far.
I want bdh to sneak into my bed when I'm asleep and to give me my evening milk
It doesn't help that her fucking female Co-Stars encouraged her to go through with the surgery. Sophia Vergara in particular was very adamant for some fucked up reason.
>i am the only titcow on this show!!!
This is the kind of faggot who leaves pathetic, cringey, gushing comments on porn videos.
>BDH will never poop on your chest and rub the turds all over your skin
I save all my deprived sexual comments for threads like these
BDH will never let you piss all over her face and call her your lady in the water
She's probably wearing pasties
>tfw no Christina Hendricks JOI videos
imagine lovely lilith or larkin love videos but with christina
this looks like the begging of a JAV
>leopard-print high heels
HNGGGGGGG, this gets me so hard
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titcow dating simulator
>Looks
Hendricks>Chastain>BDH
>Talent
Chastain>Hendricks>BDH
This is objective so please don't try to argue
Chastain could've done mad Men and Jurassic world just fine. ShE also would've been much better than BDH in Manderlay
Lost River
thread ruined with this nobody chink
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>VR titcow dating simulator
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>looks
>Chastain>BDH
Just get naked already
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MOMMIES
>had sex twice and is now an expert
It's objectively true.
a challenger appears?
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>I'll never get to use her tits as a pillow
baka lads
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JLH is mommy
>ywn get to use JLH as a cheesecake taste tester and watch her hips, ass, and boobs get jigglier and rounder from each bite.
Even though I think Chastain is beautiful, Hendricks is the only one I can masturbate to.
When she popped in her two second cameo in Zoolander 2, I paused that fucker.
Talent wise? Chastain is easily the best actor. Hendricks is fine, too, though I've never seen anything with her as the lead. BDH with forever be tainted by Lady in the Water.
those are implants
definately fake as you can see here
>her two second cameo in Zoolander 2
is there a webm of this?
There is, but I don't have it.
She literally shows up in a towel to be apart of an orgy.
SOMEONE POST IT