/bb/ Big Brother OTT

L P

most girls don't

plebs love the jewish deli

I'd cum on her ass and then have her shake it off

I have a serious girl crush on shelby

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rare pic of morgan

why does she have the cornbread tatoo?

Is shrimpman going to reveal in his DRs that he is playing the fool?

>check /r/bigbrother
>they're calling the southerners racist, confederate hicks

I made a mistake.

>makes final 2 deal with jason
>sits on the same couch for 4 days
>doesnt talk to anyone else but jason

this fat bitch is so delusional for thinking shes a good player

Shrimpman couldn't get to DR he did too much acid

Watching scott and justin bro out btw its 3:15 am about

I don't think I've heard a single racist thing said

>he doesnt know about cornbread

someone is capping the birthday op pics right?

pre-show connection confirmed

Shrimp is going to pull a Usual Suspects in his Live DR

PRODUCTION

SCRAMBLING

AGAIN

Which isn't true. Every move they've made has been strategic.

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why does dollarz site suck so much

what's up with the bbviewer being so shit today?

I might have to actually go to the CBS site

its kind of weird jason doesnt shave his legs

>babbies first taiwanese childrens drawing slideshow

Men don't shave their legs

I use android firetv on my 65" TV with quad can and 5.1 surround sound.

I don't know about your pleb streaming methods

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jasons my boyfu

>Bridgette was a Miyazaki character all along

Shelby in HoH and also is cute

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cbs site is working fine

and I have my 32 inch vizio with surround sound hooked up to my laptop with a HDMI cord

whats wrong with her face? o0

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that's why it's weird Jason doesn't

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spooky

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>targeting the two black chicks that isolate themselves every day
>muh racism

>have accent
>have conservative values
>wow wheat knee must have flunked out of high school what a hick

When did you realize reddit was catlady tier, /bbg/?

shelby kind of looks like topanga from boy meets world got put into a taffy puller

As you posted that cornbread just put down Yankees lol

oh god her voice is getting worse

I was away from my screen but had the sound on and I thought it was Jason talking for a while

shelby has literally nothing in common with monte

Shelby and Monte are bad game talkers

Why cornbread dressed like a football coach

typical UGA fan

Its not fine you are a pleb and can't tell CBS.com is only 2.0 audio

look how creepy her skinny and bony arms look

Alex has an overall better body. no denying that

I do not have a timestamp, but here's a greentext from last night

>Shrimpman talking to Scott about his virginity

>Shrimp: You could jus like... Jack off man!
>Scott: Yeah totally! Yeah
>Shrimpman: We're all made of atoms man... I believe in all that shit, man. But U aint corrupted!
>Scott: I'm not corrupted man!

oh fuck off nicole fag

Shrimpman is such a bro. This season is amazing

I like the Concept of Kryssie but she only ever talks about the same shit, maybe she'll get better when she's on the block

we dont like fat girls here

im a shelbyfag now dumbass

Does my audition video have to have have le quirky YouTube cuts and shit?

word

I've never used reddit. Neither should you.

nah

Shelby got all these people misted into thinking she's a dumbass

yes

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where did I claim 5.1?

you could know famous people instead

There was a small time period when Reddit was actually pretty dope. But that time has long since passed.

>shrimpman: "optical illusion is fuckin' real dog"

I have my cyanide capsules on-hand for when she inevitably brings up Bill Murray on Dumb and Dumber 2 again

is Scott I keep writing Steve pretending to not know how have nots work?

cornbread whining about shelby again

Compilation of Shrimp-isms when?

Shrimpman playing an Enzo 2.0 game

she must remind him of a girl he liked but couldnt get

he can sense she's probably had a few abortions

>I keep writing Steve

The 'calling Scott Steve' meme fucked with my head too; at this point the two names are interchangable as far as I'm concerened.

It's not like the actual Steve is going to come up in conversation anyway

perfect

Shelby
ShelbyShelby

>Cat ladies aligning with /bb/

Never thought I'd see the day

she's very pretty.

depends on the lighting

see

shrimpman is beating alex

Dude it literally happened last season w/ bridgette and vic

They're going to turn on her eventually. Shelby likes to talk shit about people which is nice now because she's talking shit about the people they themselves dislike, but she'll keep talking shit if/when the game changes and they'll turn on her.

man they really hating on whitney

what did she do?

https://
goo.
gl/
jrfNlz

no sound?

scared of these googl links desu

What did monte and cornbread do?

monte guessed the exact time for safety noms

remember they called bridgette a meninist and frank a rapist.

they only liked her when she allied with natalie

lead.

I dont like whitney just based on her saying she doesnt like making decisions, she needs a man to decide eeveeeryyhing to her

And ya ya memes all women are like that... no its a turn off and almost offensive lol or at least pathetic
But shes okay.. just not very endearing to me

Then Nat's true colors came out and realized Bridgette was better

Love how autistic that pic is.

But what I meant is they align with us right out of the gate rather than realizing /bb/ was right all along after several weeks

wuz good bb

Justin hahahahaha

Scott and Cornbread final 2 confirmed.

>almost offensive lol

Why are you here, whore nigger retard faggot cunt?

look at the graph, they fucking loved natalie

when she put up paul and victor, thats when her popularity sank and victor started being on the top

He's a natural leader

ok but do you like danielle since she was saying she literally fantasizes to the thought of men breaking into her home and raping her?
what whitney said is not offensive nor unnatural and is a traditionalist way of thinking
there's nothing wrong with that

Called it last night desu senpai

almost got it

try
goo.
gl/
qXtyLG

shelby just revealed her secret and noone noticed

sup /bbg/

miss anything good today?

if I copy and paste the whole thing it works just fine. why isn't there sound though? also you're trying to do this

goo.go/
qXtyLG

holy shit monte is literally derek carr

Leader of cola?

jewish deli?

>jason: shelby is like, i love judging people
>shelby: its like i wanna go to law school and like be a lawyer just so i could be a judge someday hue hue hue

its the direct stream from cbs. im trying to find the right place to get it into the player

>123 posts
>32 unique users
Beyond pathetic. go back to Cred Forums you cancerous faggots

>danielle since she was saying she literally fantasizes to the thought of men breaking into her home and raping her

God damn that was such a fun hot tub convo last night

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northerners and west coast people hate hicks

Glad all the Hickny fans are gone

oh cool. I thought you were just trying to post it so clicking it works from here. I have no idea why the way I wrote it didn't work. my last try but I doubt it

goo.go
/qXtyLG

oh no, fuck everyone i dont care if you cant figure it out. I'm trying to find the sound stream to get it back into the player

>monte: theres always one person who lies who they are
>morgan: somebody gotta be lying about what they do for a living, its gotta be a secret
>monte: i could see scott being in law school or something

Should I watch this show for the qts?

>Average of 4 posts per person

Seems reasonable to me, plus /bb/ is pretty fucking niche man.

Methinks youre just jelly that /bb/ is the comfiest general and youre not in the gang, faggot

belie dat bb

nope

yes

TOP TIER

3 or 4 chicks hater than anyone from BB18

Sure.

are you a spy

Did Shelby not tell the houseguests she graduated law school?

she did the same thing she does when guys ask her if she's a girl lie

is there any other reason to watch it?

no they this she is a waitress and former jewish deli employee

yeah she's saying she's a waitress and is pretty committed to it so she might have done it in the past. she got mad at people about tipping and shit

Naw she said she's a waitress.

she did as a joke.

hue hue hue

https://
goo.
gl/
b99TEb

Getting closer

i think its both, she graduated law school but is working as a waitress to pay the bills till she commits to a real gig

no she said shes a waitress and made sure to let them know that they got that

wholey shit

perfect time for BIKINIS

youtube.com/watch?v=pl0U2GSzaco

yesssss

...what is this black magic

what the fuck is this show, my girlfriend was obsessed with it

[spolier]she still is. she's just not my girlfriend anymore. :/[/spoiler]

shes toooooo cute

be honest is this you?

Nah

they should totally let them have a house cat

that would be fun times

>mememasterhenry

of course not

they don't even clean their own bathrooms you think they're going to clean a litterbox?

idk man, you seem pretty defensive

>girls talking shit about devin

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

Friendship Simulator 2016

go on...

Maybe you should watch it while thinking about her and cry yourself to sleep.

>replying to your own post this many times

>implying I just don't want to pay

cornbread making it obvious again

I'm new. What's the best stream?

i love how you reply with every generic redditor post

wont be surprised if you say
>woah this is epic

cbs.com

dollaz

/zz

this is epic

i love how serious everyone is taking scott

Let me know if they actually get into bikinis, shits boring.

Come watch Birdemic
swimelodeon.com

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Now imagine her with semen dripping off her chin

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Now imagine her prancing to the bathroom like this with my semen dripping off her tits

anybody in these threads use to post in the King of the Nerds threads before it got canceled?

>these HGs talking about missing UT-UGA
>it was the best game of the season

Wew

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>krispy is on the couch once again

Now imagine them both, drenched in my spunk

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why is danielle such a slut?

damn, i forgot his nickname. serialkiller or some shit right?

Any butthole pics of Shelby yet?

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Nope, tampon string was in the way

My gf sent me this. She jelly?

Ugg shelby without makeup she looks haggard. Shes only 23 and she looks older than me!

What is the best alliance and why is it the Plastics?

thats creepy

yep

fool has a gf

>this fat bitch still talking about dumb and dumber

You have no good friends?

BB TRIVIA GAME

Q: Without looking at the feeds, where are Kryssie and Jason and what are they doing?

A. Kryssie Is in the Bathroom putting on makeup and Jason is eating

B. Kryssie is talking on the couch and Jason is smoking a cig

C. Kryssie is staring at Whitneys feet and Jason is complaining

A: Do I even need to tell you it's B

>tfw pondering the ass

>scott applied 5 times

did morgan and scott end up cuddling last night?

Who watching while stoned?

the sisters applied for amazing race

just picked up

>He fell for the "Just buy the live feeds" meme

meant for

the amazing race should start casting random nobodies and their grandmas

just starting to watch now

what's the deal with the infection shit

lol shelbys face trying to slackline

do the people that watch on tv's use a wireless mouse? do you shitheads not get screengrabs?

Right here bruh. Vaping kief like a mad cunt.

they traded STIs

I use a firetv on my 65inch TV because I am not a pleb like u

i use an appleTV that is controlled using an iphone remote app

i could connect it to the mac to get screengrabs but meh

post closeup of your bookshelf

I mean I could do that but why would I when I can just listen to all the music she got me into and cry with that instead?

>Not using a huge 4K TV as a computer monitor

Pleb

just got a half from the clinic and IM READY FOR SOME GAME TALK YO

STOP THIS GROUP TALK

WHEN CAN WE NOMINATE CORNBREAD

PS GREEN CRACK IS GREAT

fuck I do no reading when BB is on and now it's pushing me back another 2 months

my TV is basically just a second monitor
I use the mouse and snipping tool on my laptop

>letting a girl influence your taste in music

Great cap user.

im on that og kush myself ya dig?

sorry to tell ya its darkest timeline, america has no power first week and Jasons going home

jason going home is best timeline

>GREEN CRACK
You lucky cunt, I haven't had that in over a decade. Luckily I'm a Canadafag and we are legalizing next year, so I should get to try it again soon-ish.

Still my favorite strain of all time

I dunno, he's really helped push some of the conversations to weird places which is fantastic.

Him talking about wanted to get buttfucked prompted the girls to open up about their fetitishes, which was a GOAT convo

just curious to see your taste in books

yeah but after a week or 2 that gets old because we'll stop getting new stuff. plus his whole strategy so far has been america loves me I'm gonna get all the votes everyone's scared of me which sucks

DUDE WEED LMAO

I'm not him I use a kindle your post just made me think of it, I was about to read all the Dune sequels

are you a girl?

scott doesnt even remember the name of a tarantino film

NOT ONE OF US

Im a calibro so its pretty sweet, I just got a some green crack, some girl scout cookies, some skywalker og, and some wifi og. Life got soooooooooooo much better when we legalized medical.

why does Jason pretend to have friends

more like one of us

YOU SOUND LIKE A CORNFED GUY

go away Cred Forums

got me 1/4 of blue dream and 1/8 of tahoe OG

and fuck yeah i need some game talk up in here fuck all this shit

cornbread using the bible as strategy

No i do not care about Danielle and her fetishes... that is a fetish, and I wouldnt care if Whitney just liked a guy to be assertive, that is normal.. the way she said it made her seem so helpless and pitiful. But hey thats just me. If you are looking for a qt to make all decisions for go ahead, i prefer someone who views themself more as a human than as an object of desire for a man.

he is gay that is like being a pet to woman he is their 'token' friend

shelby's voice is already getting worse

IM HIGH AS SHIT ON GREEN CRACK AND IM LISTENING TO DANIELLE TALK ABOUT DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES

shrimpman made a action figure

DARKEST TIMELINE

From what I saw Scott was facing away from her on the edge of the bed.

How long before Morgan gets drunk and gives Scott a taste of the good life?

hiding his boner

wow what a fucking pussy

I am also high

literally kys

>he won't let shelby touch it
based shramp

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Why...?
Ive heard many people agree with me
The houseguests talked shit about it too

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why is she so cute bros?

>Ive heard many people agree with me
on tumblr or ontdbb?
go the fuck back there then

DONT TOUCH IT

I guess on everywhere but here?

I dont know... i live in New York City. Im surrounded by driven, successful women. I guess i just like what im used to.

Shelby for her mic pack wet, I think she dropped it in the pool lol

you need to leave

JUST LET HIM CHILL

Guys I'm in college in Ireland how am I meant to watch this?

thats a fine

How do I get a qt gf like Shelby?

Go to the free stream, people who buy it are idiots

Because i prefer a woman that has the ability to suggest a restaurant to a man once in a while?
I like an opinionated woman. Sorry that upsets you

Stop using Cred Forums

kinney is retarded she keeps talking about old as shit things when she's lying to everyone trying to act like she's younger than she really is

>Cant afford $6 a month

go to law school

flashing back and pausing make it worth it for me

>3 hours of alex talking while offering closeups of everyone else

these camera operator are fucking up

ah ok so you're a troll
i see

where are the fucking bikinis?

>Jimmy do you want the free Tv or the same Tv for 6$?
>The free one!
>Wow you cant afford to throw away 6 dollars psshhh

You can do all that on the free stream

What stream?
bmx-tv isn't working

Sun is down, production fucked us by closing the backyard for so long m8.

>lying on the internet

I just share the cbs feeds with my bf

What makes you think im trolling?
I will though take back what i said about her being "pathetic", that might be too far, but she is certainly not my type for the reason I explained.
If that isnt fair to you, then I dont know what to say

the backyard opened up at like 3 pm

god dam i would suck shane so bad right now mhmm mm

Go ask an opinionated woman if you can kys then do it irregardless

same

both of you shut the fuck up

why doesn't the powerlifter ever pick things up and put them down

See

too much extra skin

>liking hard tacos over soft tacos

fucking subhuman white people

Because the only thing she powerlifts is food going into her mouth

Fair enough

>triggered

Hey faggot who thinks women should be able to talk/think, make a new thread

hey annoying faggot that doesn't know what the bump limit is, fuck off

i'm done making threads for u lazy faggots u make one ur own cunt

how do i get sound

Ian thats rude

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new thread McCrae

Im not making it

Got a good pic for the thread

One sec

>faggot doesn't think new threads take time to make

New thread

new thread

My bad, just made one, if you want to wait for the next...

and none of you cunts know how to spoiler

this is what happens when that one faggot starts asking for a new thread long before bump limit

also
>no spoilers

both cancer

someone make a real thread

Should I make another thread?

not this again

Sorry guys
I have no shame in admtting im a failure

I would delete the thread but it wont let me now
Im ok with a new spoilered one from someone
Ill make you proud next time