So what are Cred Forums's plans for this wonderful Saturday night??

So what are Cred Forums's plans for this wonderful Saturday night??

watch snl

pic related

Hanging out with my only friends Cred Forums ;_;

Bane

It's nearly 1am and my plan is as follow

>play a round of overwatch but I can't play too much or i'll overlevel and i need to hold onto my 101 for halloween drops
>wait for luke cage to drop on btn in 1080p
>post on a taiwanese snowboarding forum till the light comes up then go to bed

Fiding an excuse to not go out with a fattie I met on Tinder

I'm going to sit alone and get drunk, listen to music to decide what cd's to burn and swap out with the ones in the car. Maybe watch a movie. When I can't stand myself any more I am going to take a zanaflex or two and go to sleep, knowing I can wake up and watch football.

lmao i thought that was in his butt but then i opened the pic and there was a mechanical dildo in his ass

Same thing as every night pinkie

that a hat was in his butt*

Probably download Age of Empires II HD and play a few rounds against the AI.

Or crack and resub to WoW.

fuck, I know this feel
>tfw fucked a fat girl from OKCupid because I was desperate
>tfw meet a half dozen other girls since then who are leagues better looking but just as easy
>tfw fattie won't stop calling me and texting me at inopportune moments
I hate my choices.

I'm just ignoring her.
I didn't fuck her yet but I'd rather just fap, honestly, I can hardly get hard around her.
I have to stop swiping without looking

smoke more weed and and play smt4 apocalypse

normies leave

getting my alt to 110

have you used Tinder, Werner?

literally anyone can find a fattie in there

check your white privilege shitlord, and I only mean that half-ironically

SNL shitposting with my fellow fa/tv/irgins

MOTHER FUCK YOU FUCKING FROG

Its nearly 1am, I may have one more guinness and play skyrim. or just drink and shitpost!

who /comfy/ here. It's raining outside, just ordered some food and going to watch Escape from NY and then Escape from LA.

wtf are you doing pepe

fucking barbarian chinks