ITT: We come up with better names for existing movies

"Preston Waters and the Small Loan of a Million Dollars"

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>Blank Check
JUST

awful. awful thread.

was this the best you could come up with ?

Poor guy.

man, getting raped by hollywood execs really fucks with people.

>fucking butterfly tattoo's
>on your NECK

>A former child TV star who had been dodging Boulder authorities for more than a year has been arrested again, and this time he's accused of hitting his best friend in the face with a broken stool.

LOL

also, the dude bought way too much shit for a milliion dollars

Criminal buddy movie with Jake Lloyd when?

>NOFX

lmfao

This guy's so fucking gangster

Which one, Anakin or Preston

Preston

Laughing my FUCKING ass off

I think this guy's running very hard from his gayness

What does he have tattooed on his fingers?

>pabst blue ribbon tattoo
my nigga

No. He's straight. I think this is his girlfriend.

GUNS and AMMO

thats def. a man, baby.

>girlfriend

I can already hear the voice of that Trevor Phillips wigger tool he keeps around.

Me on the left.

This is the one he got arrested for beating up.

do you kno him on a personal level?

>beat up this cutie
>date this thing

No. Just using the internet.

maybe the qt was a horrible bitch and the trap is pretty cool

of course he is he knows how to clean a dick after busting it

I think the lack of eyebrows is the main thing that makes her look freaky. Doesn't look near as bad with them painted on.

that's still a brother

No. She's a girl and he proposed to her last year.

Gettin' Fresh

THIS does look like what I picture young Anakin looks like.

Avengers 3: Civil War

jesus

this guy is a fucking loser

what a waste of opportunity, being a degenerate, getting meaningless shitty tattoos like GUNS AND AMMO and a fucking BUTTERFLY on his neck.

I hope he kills himself

>get blank check
>only write in $1'000,000

Whatever helps you sleep at night Brian

He has more fun than you.

he was lucky there was a million bucks to collect in the first place
>doesn't understand how checks work
>clearly underage b&

gtfo this site is for 18+ YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW