People of Murica. Can I just apologise for these two shithouse cunts...

People of Murica. Can I just apologise for these two shithouse cunts. As a Bong I feel embarrassed and ashamed that these bellwhiffs are flying the Union Flag in the US and feel bad that you have to put up with them.

Although, we did give you Craig Ferguson.

>england
>gave us craig

>britain

Did he say England?

No one in the UK has even heard of John Oliver

People of Britain, Can I apologise for this perpetually weeping nu male?

He used to be on Mock the Week back in the day.

thanks bongbro.

i thought CF was Scottish though

Whats wrong with left?

>I apologise!

you're a cuck, just like them.

you do realise scotland is part of the UK?

Scotland is in Britain

fucks sake mate

In fairness, jon olivers podcast the bugle is genuinely funny. His show is so shit because it's so americanized, with oliver playing to a general american steretype of the british

only time i tried to watch his show was when Oscar Pistorius murdered his girlfriend.

He wouldnt even talk about it

I am proud of the fact that I still don't know the guy on the left's name.

Hey, fuck you.

James Cordon

hehe

sorry bongbros. i thought the empire had already crumbled.

>there is no cultural difference between agland and isleland and scottishland if you say "it's all britain mate"

Jimmy Condom

It's our fault for liking to be bullied so much.

Scotland wasn't part of the Empire

we unified with them in the 1600s

plz teach them to speak discernible English.

Well in 1707 technically, but we shared the same monarch from 1603

>Although, we did give you Craig Ferguson.
make him come back please ;_;

I can understand them fine its probably just lack of experience with the accent.

The Ferg alone is enough to offset these assclowns at least five times over.

I still have no idea what was going on in Trainspotters.

cheerio ol bean. shall we discuss the matter over a game of quidditch and cup of earl grey