Movies that were basically porn to your teenage self

This. I had to log into my dad's desktop pc to save angelina jolie bikini pics to a floppy disk. Also got caught fapping several times. Nowadays i have gigs and gigs of actual porn on my phone, but back then when fapping was a new experience, celebs were all i had

This m8 is right. I'm only 24, but I fapped to Femme Fatale for years before I had easy access to shit.

I use to go to my local grocery store as a kid and rip out pictures of fitness models from the magazines and fap to them lol

she's sexy when she's angry

lol

>He never found forest porn

This, celebrity movie archive, and tommys bookmarks was all that existed.

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When this movie came out the internet was an established thing. Why not just watch actual porn

They should have stayed with this cast and improved on things instead of trying to reboot Fantastic Four over and over

Woah, you're telling me you guys were kids all the way back in fucking 2005? Man, you must be like 18 years old, Wow! Things must have been so different then.

American pie.

IMAGINE

you don't belong and this website and should go back.
You know where.

remember how the parts with nudity were always visibly more worn out, on the VHS movies you rented

there's a scene in the first half of the movie when the priest comes to see regan for the first time, and there's maybe 20-30 seconds where he enters the house and is ascending the stairs and such to get to her room. I watched and rewound that segment a good 10-20 times because you can hear her screaming and moaning in the background and i imagined it was a woman having sex.

Personally, I was 13.

I first watched this with a bunch of girls and i furiously fought the urge to start mercilessly beating my dick

I thought you were going to say when she fucks her self with the cross

Not something I would ever admit in person but yea Batman and Robin got me into faping. The part where she strips from the gorilla suit specifically.

Omg i came buckets. Then sin city and good luck chuck came out and my dick almost died

DRAGONS

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>used to download celeb fakes
>would crop out the fakers logo because it put me off when I masturbated to it
>had just masturbated to a picture of avril lavigne (probably) after editing it
>hear my sister coming up to our room
>go to close the paint window
>i had cum all over my shirt
>ran to get a jumper and put it on to hide the cum
>my sister walks in
>i'm wearing the jumper
>"i've got away with it" I think to myself
>i look to the computer
>"do you want to save these changes"
>there's a massive pic of avril lavigne with a dick in her ass
>mfw

All time classic, essentially ageless.

And yet you're saying things like "in my day". Dude, shut the fuck up. We're basically the same age.

I did that shit too xD

To this day I don't know the plot. It was simply a tool for my pleasure.

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I could legally drink in 2005, junior.

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Leprechaun 2 and 3 were pretty much the only form of boobs I could find in my house growing up as a kid.

Then one day I went snooping around in the basement and found (I'm assuming my dad's) sealed copy of the 2000 playboy millenium edition and would rely on that thing until I turned 16 in 2003 so i could drive to a gas station to grab nudie mags or wait for the folks to be home away from the pc.

you kids had it so easy

Not the same user. I was the Femme Fatale user. Calm down.

>Grabbing your parents copy of fast times at ridge-mont high

Literally any scene from Charlies Angels.

god bless steven seagal and his movies
I remeber spilling tons of seed to this scene

bitch, back in my day if i wanted porn i had to do some solid snake tier shit to learn the dial-up password, muffle the modem with a pillow so the parents wouldn't wake up, then wait 5 minutes for a single jpeg to load or if i was feeling really horny 1 hour for a 1 minute video, then cover my tracks.

Jesus, demi moore in that leopard print lingerie hnnnng

I feel you bruh

evidently you weren't trying hard enough. this came out in 1970, i believe.

God damn VHS tape got worn out from me rewinding that part so many times

>He didn't wait for the town rapist to come by weekly to get off

not movies particularly, but Jlo, Ginger Spice and Kylie Minogue's music videos back then did it for me.

has she ever looked at you the same again?

To this "native" qt sex scenes in Black Robe

Weirder things have happened

Dat g string

do tell

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>2005

>back then

Back in MY TIME, we used to sqeeze our buttcheeks together and pretend they were boobs!

>all the girls at school started to dress like them after too

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You are not alone!! Awesome movie too.

Also Rae Dawn Chong in Quest for Fire.

Oh those were the days

continue

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>muffle the modem with a pillow

hello me?

I fapped a lot to this scene. such great tits

She was naked most of the time in Rapa Nui, (great movie too) she's 40 something and pretty milfy now.

I've done dirty things that I'm not proud of but on her side she's been pretty weird. I remember once we were walking somewhere and she said it would be funny to pose as boyfriend and girlfriend and we could kiss in front of people and they wouldn't know. I dismissed the idea immediately and called it stupid but I feel that was out of fear. I would have liked it but I knew it was "wrong".

Of course it was probably just a whim on her part.

Then this means you missed out on Jessica Alba's prime.

>tfw coming home from school as a kid and watching PAX to see 14 yr old Jessica Alba on the Flipper tv show
>tfw few years later seeing her go into heat on Dark Angel

I used underwater ads before my mom told me not to go on porn sites, and that's when it started. Thanks mom.

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I'll certainly be checking that out.

I see she is in Mr Robot, and has had quite an active career. I didn't recognize her in Mr Robot, though I only watched a few episodes.

Of course i fapped to dark angel, i had the dvd sets.

One episode her panties kept creeping up above her jeans and i lost it.

>Movies that were basically porn to your teenage self
Not teenage, but I saw this movie when I was home alone on a snow day from school when I was eleven or twelve. I came so hard at the threesome scene my stomach and balls ached for hours and I was scared I might have to tell my parents what I did and go to the doctor.

from where does this scene originate?

On a side note, a friend and I used to take said underware ads and trace the women and draw breasts and vaginas.

under siege 1

Under Siege

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gentlemen and scholars, the both of you.

SENDHELP

I had this taped from an airing on the Disney channel in shit quality but god damn that Chloroform scene.

that wasn't as weird as I was expecting but oh well

>Chris whatever plays both roles as captain America and the blaze
With how much CGI they already use they totally could

This. I saw it in the theater and popped an erection. Then when I came out I always had the vhs on this part

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Most people don't fuck their relatives.

The weirdest thing I ever did was cum on her fresh panties in the hopes that when she put them on some of my cum would impregnate her.

For me, it was A Nightmare on Elm Street 3. Specifically, the scene where Freddy (as a nurse) seduces Joey. Those lady's tits were glorious. It's a little weird to think about now. I was basically masturbating to a disfigured child murdering dream demon disguised as a woman. Am I gay for that? Is Freddy gay for making out with Joey? Am I dreaming right now?

>Clockwork Orange
>Red Shoe Diaries
>Emmanuel
>random french movies

When I was a kid (12) I would fap 10x+ a night. Me and my friend had a contest to see who could fap the most before bed, I got to 12x and he beat me with 14x. Seriously surprised nether of us turned out to be raging homos.

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all those sexy costumes

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oh boy

she had so many good maxim spreads

I remember having a confusing boner for this too

Wow, the director's cut is awesome!

one of the hottest kisses in movie

>You will never be a young teen solving mysteries in space with rainbow haired Jewel Staite

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eww, smoking is such a turn off

Maybe I'm the odd one out but I never found Jessica Alba to be that attractive.
One of my friends would literally watch any movie with her in it.
Then again, he's the same guy who's in love with Olivia Munn, and I find her repulsive.

Oh yeah man I know that. I was completely infatuated with Jessica Alba as a teenager. There was nobody I wanted to fuck more in this solar system.

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>Literally anything with Diora Baird

Brah there had to have been something else for you to gap to. The demon voice would have been a major turn off since it wasn't a succubus.

you wanted to get your own sister pregnant?
I don't have a sister myself but I'm sure that's still fucked up, even for a teenager

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she was her hottest in this movie, specially cause she was kinda slutty and she had a bikini angel outfit in the end.

Also road trip and the american pie movies.

I think my mom eventually started to catch on when she asked why i always wanted to rent those movies when i was younger.

some say this download is still going to this day

IAGNIME

i remember when they put this photo of her on a playboy magazine, and i was too young to buy it and i was freaking out cause i needed to find someway to get it.

Then i found out she sued them cause she wasnt in the issue, they just used her picture for a cover. this was also around the time i used to take those kinda magazines in stores, and hide them in another, and rip pages out and put them in my pocket. Was such a rush.

lol i remember feeling this way, i almost didnt want to masterbate again from the pain in my stomach. But yeah idk how i almost forgot about wild things. I used to keep watching the movie cause i couldve sworn you see neve campbell nude in it too.

Also this movie. you dont see her nude unfortunately but i used to masterbate so much to her in this scene, specially when her high heels shoot off after the mask kisses her. i dont have a foot fetish but for some reason as a young lad, watching her get thrown around and then her shoes flying off revealing her feet turned me on so much

Other than her hair looking like fried cheese curds, that body was enough to make my dick explode like pompeii.

She was also 17 which helped.

Damn. I was like 4 years old when this movie came out, so i was too young to masturbate lol, but i definitely had a crush on her. Every time that scene came on (my dad taped it for me and i watched it like 80 times) i would get just ad nervous as Jim Carrey when she walked in all wet from the rain.

this and dumb and dumber were on the same tape my aunt gave me and my brothers when I was four or so. i remember being attracted to her in that scene and when shes introduced in the bank. the scene in d&d when loyd lifts mary's skirt made me feel funny

i was mad young too, but i also masterbated mad early, idk why, i just had a really high libido.

Same with the ace ventura movie, minus thepart with the dick, which i never understood as a kid, the part where he strips einhorn turned me on so much. I also had a huge crush on nicole kidman when she was in batman forever and scully from x files and used to picture doing that to them

Ahh, the days when stuff like this would literally get my pants sticky. So much more arousing than porn after becoming so desensitized to it

Pure sex

I still don't get that part. His dick must be really thin and really long to reach down, under, and a back up like that

back when i searched nude celebrities as a young teen

I convinced myself so hard that this picture was real lol.

>that obviously shopped face

Nah, celebrity fakes never got me off.
If it ain't the real thing, no matter the pair of tits, ass, or pussy can get me going.

Right? We watched so much of her we just know her body so well. The real her is hotter desu

yeah now i obv know this, but when i was younger i wanted to believe so bad, so i just convinced myself somehow.

and yeah ik the real her is hotter, but like i said...i needed to believe

oh my fucking god more

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Dutchfag here. Earliest faps were to this chick. The movies were rated family friendly but big parts were basically porn.

more of those nice globular boobs please

dont worry user. i used to print that shit and my sister would find it and yell at me about it and make me feel bad, and tried to guilt me for some reason. I was an asshole and didnt realize till later that i couldve told her to fuck off and there was nothing wrong with what i was doing. But i more just cringe at the fact that she most likely told all her hot friends about it and thats how they all see me.

actually no i know she told them cause i remember she took the pictures i used to rip from magazines away from me and heard her and her friend in her room laughing at the pictures and i heeard her friend say "oh wow go user!" I hated her so much and felt too awkward to confront her about it.

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>bat tits

>tfw you were so desperate back then that you used to wait for girls gone wild ads to show up on late-night TV

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Batstache

RotSS was the pure kino btw

Holy shit so much yes

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she was hotter in chuck and larry

2002 was a good year

sheeit this too.

Aha yup

i used to masturbate so hard to the JCPenny catalog pictures of these outfits.

I had a huge crush on her when the movie first came out. Shewas boring in the 2nd one though

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back in my day i unironically draw myself. there is no other way

It was a simpler time.

Anyone remember fapping to scrambled porn?
those of us that didn't have premium cable would get some of the adult shows come in all distorted and barely visible and discolored.

For some reason I never really fapped to celebs until years later. I mostly just fapped to the occasional video game.

Guess I just started fapping too late, when broadband started becoming a thing.

>when I came out
Yeah you'd have to be fucking gay to get a hard on from that filth

This

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I actually chatted with her as close to in person as I probably will ever come to in a tinychat room back in 2011. Was pretty neat.

oh gd I forgot the fucking best one bar none

I am solid.

what is this? filename is all gobbledygook to me

Spilt much man batter to this

My jacked it to everything, from Poison Ivy with Drew Barrymore to The Parent Trap. Lindsay Lohan looked fucking good in that movie.

I'm 25 and still do this, it's more exciting to fantasize about a celebrity in a movie than see generic porn slut #85703030 naked for the tirllionth time, leaves more to the imagination.

What I hate is she says she's gonna tongue her but the virgin kisser starts tongueing her.

Is this Def Jam's How to Be a Playa? Man that movie was fucking gold when it was repeating on Comedy Central.

i always jerked it to the pool scene from Coach Carter.

And later on the scene from Trainspotting oh baby

I dunno about you guys but even before the internet was big I would log into AOL and go to Playboy and look at topless women.
I didn't even know what masturbating was.
It made me feel good and I liked looking at naked ladies.
I didn't know about touching myself until Donkey Kong 64.

you use donkey kong 64 as a measure of time?

No I masturbated to Donkey Kong 64.
I was playing late at night, parents were in bed, and I was in the desert stage.
I walked into Candy Kongs building and her tits just bounced around.
I got hard and for whatever reason I heard of touching yourself finally and I starting stroking it.
I kept leaving the building and walking back into her building cuz when she walks up to you her tits bounce around.
It had me going and for whatever I kept going.
After leaving and going back in to see her tits bounce I came all over myself surprised at what happened.
I mean shit, her tits were big and held up and they bounced like crazy.

Who /Zeffirelli romeo and juliet/ here?

Dude same. I literally think that scene where she ends up nude in public gave me a fetish for that shit.

Rebelde

"Im gonna be the better man and walk away. WALK away"

good goy !

>four 10/10s in miniskirts for the whole movie

basically torture to watch it without fapping

>No internet connection
>The movie was released in 2005

Are the majority of posters in this thread from third world countries or something?

>being addicted to the white jew

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yuck

2face's bitches were better.

You guys missed out on the real GOAT Alba moments.

DICK STATUS: MUH

>not fapping to softcore porn through tv static.

That bitch was so fucking hot in Thursday. I had a diamond boner in that scene where she rapes him.

I jerked of to this the other day.
>maybe i'll get pregnant
God damn what a way to taunt.

This thread is fucking kino

Jesus it was simple heterosexual porn. Not like she caught you jerking it to gay midgets dressed as the village people having an orgy

>cautionary tale about underage sluts following trends leads to more underage sluts wanting to follow trends
pottery

There are 2.
JLO in Anaconda

Why is the left one the only one who hasn't become noticeably famous?

Has that happened to you?

Tia Carrere in
Showdown in little Tokyo

>first learning about the net
>took ours trying to figure out how to delete internet history.
I hate auto complete.

Man, these are some real fucking tits. Not the plastic shit that's everywhere nowadays.

>Then when I came out
whoopsie daisie

Fantastic movie fapping aside, but yes prime Alba and her in that angel costume is basically softcore porn.

>dad died when i was 11
>about 10 years later
>going through some of his old stuff
>various stacked files and documents
>find a couple of printed pieces of paper
>it's porn
>after my parent's divorced i guess he downloaded porn to jerk off ocassionally

miss you, dude

this
some of my first faps were to that playboy TV show on E! with the 3 blonde chicks
i couldn't stay online past my bedtime obviously so that was my best shot at it, but the other option was the spanish channel every saturday night
shit was fucking cash

>>The ass was fat.

if this is real, please post the pictures.

I kind of miss when porn wasn't so easily accessible. Feels like fapping had more meaning back then.

Fuck that. I'll take my instantly-accessible 4k midget-tranny-on-black-quadripulegic full penetration over stealing my mom's Victoria's Secret magazines any day of the damn week.

threw them away. they were just some generic chicks with big hair and lingerie.

Not a movie but the WWF had trashy bimbos at the time.

>is Freddy gay for making out with Joey?
You fuckin know it. Freddy molested boys too, I'm pretty sure, right?

I feel like they actually got the casting for the Fantastic 4 down pat for these two movies. Michael Chiklis as The Thing is a fucking genius casting decision.

They should have gotten Sam Raimi to take over. Fantastic 4 are shit, so might as well go full camp.

Those were the days.
>tfw the commercial's over before you finish
>tfw GGW commercials aren't around anymore

>They should have gotten Sam Raimi to take over.
that would have been a good idea. One of the problems with these movies is that the never went far enough. It should have been a crazy space movie or alternate dimensions and stuff. instead they stuck to earth stuff

I swear this is the problem with 90% of capeshit adaptations.

>Nobody remembers limewire

>had to masturbate to the girls on the facial cream container
You know the one.

My first jack off session was to bare-chested tribal girls in a big book about africans, abbos and whatnot that we kept in the living room. Good times.

This man gets it.

Halle Berry's tits in Swordfish.

I do. I was trying to get a copy of the phantom menace, instead got my first porno

She still gets me going...

Yessir. Even did it at a sleepover.

>trying to download documentaries about civil war and aerosmith albums
>find i downloaded Gianna micheals Carmella Bing threesome and CP

Not a movie but used to tune in to see what tight ass outfit she'd have on for each episode

I can tell from your post that you never had the joy of downloading porn from Limewire.

Back when she was hot

>Gianna micheals Carmella Bing threesome

That shit is choice. Has a place on my hard drive to this day.

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I used to put on into the blue all the time just for this scene.

Oh and this part too.

Hackers

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It's almost like underage children aren't capable of understanding a nuanced and mature film

i remember watching this once, cant remember the name of the film but im 90% sure she is playing a 15 year old in that

God damn you Paul Walker

How many red lights will I set off if I try to download this now?

Literally made me fall in love with Jessica alba I think a cheek jiggle a little

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well the actress was only 15 too.

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Someone please.
Please post the pasta for this

it's right there in the webbum

My family used to watch the first 2 Austin Powers movies all the time. Fucking Elizabeth Hurley, Heather Graham and pic related were amazing.

Left or right?

Night of the Comet, this qt in her cheerleader outfit

Welcome
To group therapy!

Both at the same time.

Yeah, Paul Walker was a handsome qt

kill yourself faggot

Now THAT is weird

>implying you wouldn't hit that like an out of control porsche carrera gt
what are you gay?

Mah nigga. Definitely this. Jane Fonda was an absolute cum target in that film.

That movie has an entire piece of lore just to explain why her characters acts like a slut but is a virgin.

chuckled

youtube.com/watch?v=sUgUMY-C7MY

Into The Blue came first in 05.

Great scene. I can't listen to Moving in Stereo by The Cars without getting a semi

There was a rumor that spread at the time that she did a Playboy shoot but then got the FF4 part and had it blocked hence why Playboy put her on the cover.

Hayek always gets me hard

Who else /BSnude/ here?

When it comes to music videos, this was probably the sexual awakening of a lot of young lads in the 80s:
youtube.com/watch?v=i2TZ0aHSdHg
Still pretty hot desu

Fran Drescher is a fine woman. Top Jewess.

Alba's face on Biel's body.

>Hot chick is the only good thing in your movie
>Make her invisible

Fucking liberal cucks assblast liberty. Trump 2012!

Links for research purposes

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You got me to it, everyone jerked off to her in not so idle hands.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

You have to admit he was smoking hot

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This

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holy shit
i'm american but this show was on the spanish channel every day after school
i'd watch it and fap all the time
dulce maria is my shit

>Drew Barrymore and Debi Mazar in 1995

Two-Face wasn't crazy at all.

Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?

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