Let's get a roasties getting blown the fuck out thread going

I marathoned the full video the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder if the girl developed aquaphobia after what they put her through.

Nice, have they done any waterboarding?

Don't think so, but they hold the girl in the video underwater in the pool until she passes out, resuscitate her and repeat.

BKG-001

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Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman..

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

>and after the girls signed a form saying that the studio could do what they want

well....she did consent am i right?

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Not that I know of. I just jumped on and this is the first thread I saw. Maybe I'll go tell those pedos to fuck off later. As for you, however, I genuinely think you're too far-gone to be redeemed. Instead of working hard to be a better man, you should probably just kill yourself.

For real.

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fucking horrible way to go.

>obvious healthy at every size hambeasts
You can say what you want, but narcos sure know how to deal with feminism.

it's fake performance art, are you new?

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Hey, if you're gonna die, die with your boots on.

It's a crossdressing guy, and it's a fake

Not the person you're responding to, but I've had many successful relationships and I'm currently in one right now. Doesn't mean I can't have a sensible chuckle at some Roasties getting BTFO online. I like watching videos of cats doing stupid shit and being retarded, doesn't mean I hate cats.

Maybe you're one of those people that think being a white knight scores you brownie points with women. It doesn't. All the women I know laugh at people like you. And most women hate other women more than anyone in this thread

I'd love to see a white girl get treated like that instead of a chink

>I just jumped on
but it says you've been on for hours

heheheh

Why are Japanese """"""Men""""""" so subhuman? I can't even watch JAV

>Video begins
>Ugly short grotesque looking bald Japanese man starts poking and prodding the woman
>Makes a slurping noise as he sucks on her tits
>She's crying like a pig being slaughtered
>Pulls out vibrator like eggs and starts fucking her with them
>Pulls out his cock and starts fucking her with it as she screams like a banshee
>All of this while the pussy and cock are censored

I mean hell, look at this shit

efukt.com/21116_The_Absurdity_Of_Japanese_Pornography_2.html

>Funnel eels into her asshole
>Take a fun sized syringe and spray water into her asshole as she shits out eels.

>I've had many successful relationships

m8...

what a rude thread

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Let’s be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts. Women aren’t human; they’re not even like monkeys or orangutans. Those middle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking cock, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These sluts were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature.

First off, scientific research has it that women just aren’t the same as men. They don’t like things like camera’s or computers or state-of-the-art stereo’s, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren’t developed as well as a man’s. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer, it’s been proven that women aren’t as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures….Don’t let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women’s Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homo yes-men Women are most happy when they are serving their twins gods of Mammon and King Cock…

Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful sluts…They should be rounded up in a pig pen with pigs and fucked with sticks and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people’s motives….

"Successful" meaning I got the SUCC

kek. I get the "bird" slang now.

>Ugly short grotesque looking bald Japanese man
supposedly JAV is run by the yakuza so high ups get first taste

? waht?

Was she okay afterward?

ITT: Nu-male Elliot Rodger-types who hate women so much because they've been cuckolded their entire lives by political correctness

Holy fucking shit, just KILL yourselves already

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

you're olympicfu a shit

No. She developed aquaphobia

>redefining words that were made for you

now that's pathetic

great post Anne Erin !W1MmioNU0A
when is your spam starting?

Why are Indians such scumbag cunts, and why should India friendly-fire the entire country with a dozen nukes until every single fucking Indian "citizen" is little more than a pile of ash?

Just about every single Indian I've ever met (and sadly, I've met a LOT) exhibits one or more of the following characteristics:

>they smell bad
>they stand too-close to you
>they clutter their fucking shops with narrow aisle after narrow aisle of cheap shit you'd never in a million fucking years expect to find, in such a shop
>the cunts barter EVERYTHING - even shit they've marked a price on and are trying to SELL to you
>they don't believe in using toilets, so they SHIT in the STREET

I had to buy some break and milk earlier from a 24-hour convenience store. Normally if I fuck up as such and have to buy from these cunts, I accept that I have to pay their hyper-inflated price because, hey, it's their fucking store, right? This time, however, I got angry.

VERY fucking angry.

>pick up bread and milk
>drop by the soft drink aisle because fuck it, I haven't had Coke in a long time
>see some on special
>1.25 litre bottle for $1.79
>not a bad price, actually
>reduced from its "original" price of $2.85
>figured as much, fucking curry munchers
>take it to the counter
>Indian woman scans it and the other items
>I can see the prices on the other side of the scanner - $1.79
>she pauses
>she starts tinkering with the register
>erases the $1.79
>enters a code - it's now $3.49
>this is even more than its "original" price
>I ask her politely why she did that
>she looks at me like I just raped her infant daughter with a bayonet
>she asks another employee to check the price at the aisle - he smiles and says it's $1.79
>she looks back at me and then back at him several times, knowing she's been caught out
>I say, "well, is it $1.79?"
>she says, "uh I'm sorry but that particular special has expired."
>I snap and tell her, "put the fucking thing back on the aisle again"

Fuck Indians.

kek you can tell this thread was made by that fucking beta that got dumped earlier and his ex won't answer his texts

ORGY AT BROOKE'S HOUSE TOMORROW BROS BE THERE OR BE AN L7 WEENIE

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Is he going to kill Marlon Brando?

This is how the Europe conquered the world.

>5 gold medals
>several world records

>shit

Is that a fact?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/OP, you aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth. You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking. Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into that activity. Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated. Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified. You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life./

I got that reference!

pure shit

story? was it an american family in egypt or something?

how the fuck is this shit legal, facial abuse seems like fucking sesame street to this.

Hello Cred Forums.

Just a daily reminder that you are all nothing but a pile of antisocial degenerates. What do you faggots actually do apart from fuck home made fleshlights and wank to drawn kiddie porn? I bet none of you have actually had sex let alone a 3 some like myself. I am intellectually superior to all you disgusting virgin faggots.

I have casual sex with multiple women every weekend and work as an accountant and make 6 figures no problem. You fat fucks cant make yourself a dollar without digging your silly child e-currencies.

I actually bet half of you faggots are religious and still believe in a magic man. As i said i am intellectually superior and I am an Athiest (Meaning not religious)

You guys might as well kill yourselves already and take your faggoty feel images with you.

Pic related, its me and two of the bitches I fucked.

>Women laugh at me for not laughing at videos of women being savagely murdered

You have absolutely no grasp on reality.

>water isn't coming out her nose
simulated as fuck

Stop posting shitty pastas and post webms niggers

lol fucking indians, saved for Cred Forums threads

did this waifu score more gold medals/world records?

OH, NOW I'M BRINGING THE FUCKING FURY!!!!

>Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.
HAHAHAHAHA

The horror!

am I missing something? why couldn't she just sit up?

Why wouldn't it be?

There's a really thin line (if any) separating this from all the other heavy BDSM shit.

pretty sure women enjoy watching other women suffer horrific deaths more than men.

It's not. The girls thought it was, because in their contract it basically said "hey we can do whatever" and they signed it. Legally that doesn't and didn't hold up, but because they thought it was true the studio didn't get caught for a while.

this isn't r9k m8.

LOL XD EPIC
EDIT 1: WOW DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO BLOW UP THANKS FOR THE GOLD GUYS
EDIT 2: WOW I'M TRULY OVERWHELMED

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Oh Jesus. I remember this. I'm almost positive that she died.

My girlfriend just put me in the friendzone. Literally an hour ago. She said she just wanted to be friends.

We just signed a one year lease for a new apartment two weeks ago. After we finally got everything moved in and situated, we met our neighbors and went to a few parties we were invited to. She started spending a lot of time with the girls that live in the apartment across the hall. She spent the night over there last night and tonight was the first time I had seen her since then. When she saw me in the corridor, a weird facial expression formed on her face and she grab my hand and dragged me into our apartment. She said that we needed to talk. She told me to sit on the couch and then she sat down next to me. She told me how much she loved me and that I've been a really good boyfriend, but she said something happened last night and she can't deny that it happened. Apparently, one of the girls across the hallway has a brother named Steven. She and Steven spent a lot of time talking last night and really hit it off.

I started to get really mad. I interrupted her, and asked, "Did you fuck him?
She said, "No, but I'm going to."

I was speechless. After a few seconds of silence, she told me that she slept with him on the foldout couch that night but swears they didn't do anything sexual. She claims that they just talked all night. She kept going on and on about how amazing Steven is and how smart he is and how attracted to him she felt. She said she was really tempted to fuck him and was proud of herself for not caving to the temptation. She wanted to talk to me first.

"I have too much respect for you to cheat on you, user. I wanted to break up with you before I have sex with him, so that we can still be friends."

She's over there right now and he's with her. What am I supposed to do?

You should see the other ones he spams
he is a dumb pedo neet

notice how no Cred Forums pass users post in this thread because the cucks are scared of getting banned and losing their pass LMAO

Not nearly as much as I'm lmao'ing at your life, for not knowing this. You're a product of Common Core, aren't you?

>I don't want to see the shame in my ass

shit like this made going to Cred Forums worth it

where do I watch this in full

This is what it feels like

When nigs fly

Google BKSD-001

Bury her alive

>My girlfriend just put me in the friendzone. Literally an hour ago. She said she just wanted to be friends.
>she told me that she slept with him on the foldout couch that night but swears they didn't do anything sexual

>She said, "No, but I'm going to."

KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

Welcome to being 23! Steven had his fingers in her at the least

ROASTED

Nigga I don't condone violence in any way but that bitch has gotta go. Knock her ass into the shadow realm.

bakky iirc, there's a thread about it on /t/

suck it up and get her to move out with the guy who cut your grass. Be happy she had the balls to leave you and not do something like get preggo and dump you with the kid like a cuck.

Yes everything that just happened sucks bro, but it could have been SO MUCH WORSE. Be cool and learn from this and let it go.

Rape her real good to learn her

Mexican cartel members.

Apparently the women are responsible for a few deaths as well.

Have the locks to the apartment changed. Make it clear to her that you will no longer be friend in a text message or something, then cut off all contact with her.

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I wonder what her burning tits and gooch smelled like

Are they okay?? This is a behind the scenes for a movie right?

I don't really mind but are there actually no mods on this board? all these years I thought it was mostly a meme

fuck the cheating, what are you going to do when she refuses to pay her half of the lease?

>tfw the firestarter shows up at 1:25

There is that one mod but I think he only deletes cp and waifu claiming threads

WERE ARE THE MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MODS GODDEMET!!!!!!!!!!!

>Sep 15 23:05:41 I kinda liked Cred Forums how it was, but I guess it's for the best.
The janitors dont forward stuff to them for this board

mods... come do it... get the words... AND CAN YOU PUT A FRICKEN HIRRY ON IT?????????????????????????

Why would you want mods to delete this? So we can have the same boring threads about capeshit or the latest tv show generals? Non-Cred Forums related threads are the best threads on Cred Forums.