20 minutes into the movie she taps on your leg and asks if you can tell that jerk to put his phone away

20 minutes into the movie she taps on your leg and asks if you can tell that jerk to put his phone away

What do you do?

"hey buddy do you mind turning off your phone while watching the movie? thanks"

Obviously you take your own phone out and take a picture of him being an asshat with his phone out.

Grab the guy by the neck then slit my own throat and with my blood gushing out of my neck onto his entire body I can rest in peace knowing he will never use his phone in the cinema again.

Cred Forums Pass user since January 2016.

"Fuck off neckbeard"

ask her father why he is staring at his phone and not molesting this qtp2t

Swap seats with what I presume is supposed to be my daughter so she doesn't have to be literally in the middle of a potential argument.
Then tell the dude to put his phone away.

>Cred Forums Pass user since January 2016.

>molesting

what the fuck is wrong with you? Cunnies are loved, not "molested".

Sicko

*teleports right next to him....*

>loved
what the fuck is wrong with you? Cunnies are molested, not "loved".
Sicko

Please don't

stomp his head in

Why is he sitting right next to them when there's plenty of other seats open?

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>mfw I beat his ass and give her a piggyback ride home

fuck off I'll molest whatever cunny I want nerd

How do I get that?

Buy a pass idiot

theres no reception in our movietheaters
problem solved

How do I get it without giving my shekels to noted jew hiroshimoot?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER LEFT ARM

It's not giving me a handjob right now

>hey bud do you mind putting that phone away?
>what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>[kicks my ass]
>[leaves with daughter]
>[get this picture a few hours later]

you don't

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>since October 2016

What the fuck can you do if the person next to you tells you to "fuck off"?

You're going to have to watch the movie with a blaring light source.

is there a bigger bigger cuck badge than this

Chimp out

This is a legit question.

I have a gf, and I don't know what I'd do in that situation if someone is rude to her.

I can't just ask him if he wants to fight or flip out on him.

tell him he's being rude and disturbing your kino experience

that was a legit answer btw

Just be a pussy and go tattle tale to the management. Lie and say he called you a nigger.

tell him that I can't let this pass

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

but then he might wait outside and shoot you

Tell that jerk to put his phone away.

Why not?

kek

- might lose
- might hurt him too much and get sued
- he might be a bitch and tell the cops and ruin my life

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Not your private army faggit.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

It was my Christmas gift to myself.

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.
What kind of Jewish trick is this?

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>YOU FUCKIN RASCAL YOU

I'm cringing at how fucking reddit this person is

pssst little girl wanna purchase a goy pass?

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

>Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

Cred Forums karma

*teleports right next to you*
*unsheathes katana*
"pleaaaaaaaase"

Guess it doesn't stick.

No trick. I'd pay more.

>File size limit cut from 4MB to 2MB (where it was a year ago)
>but you can show how long you've had a pass
Thanks numoot.

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

>Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

>he bought a pass in the middle of summer

Put your drink all over his face

>implying free users have any authority on what is and isn't reddit

>flaunting the fact that you pay to do what we all do for free
>implying you're not dumb as fuck

There's a circle in hell for people who use phones in the cinema

I'd tell that little bitch to lean over get to work on what she's really supposed do to earn the tickets i bought for her shit disney movie.

>heheh *spits out blood* heh just as planned

Wait a minute people actually buy the Jew passes?

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