It's a widow scene

>it's a widow scene
>"he would have wanted you to move on"
>cut to sex scene
How can women be so heartless?

>dating after the death of your partner

>husband dies
>wife is depressed
>new family moved next door
>teen jock son is always walking around shirtless
>the movie ends with him banging the widow with his massive dong
>camera pulls out to reveal the ghost of her dead husband on a cloud masturbaring to the hot sex scene

I fucking hated goodfellas

Fucking Scorsese thinks he can get away with anything these days just because his last name ends in a vowel. These, uh, "people" need to be put in their place, you know?

My favorite Italian director is Kurosawa . He shits all over Scorsese

what is this penguin of doom shit

Women are so fucking stupid. No man earnestly says that they want you to move on after they die, they're just being polite. It plays into the stoic nature of man. To not say what you feel out of a sense of pride. Of course your love your wife. How could you possibly say something so monstrous to her? To tell her to live in isolation and celibacy for the rest of her days. But she should. Out of loyalty. Out of respect. If she was a good person she would understand that you're telling her these things to comfort her because you love her, but you don't really mean it. But women are incapable of being good people. They have weak character and black hearts.

>It plays into the stoic nature of man

Sounds like an entire gender of cucks lmao

They evolved to. Naturally women are baby ovens and men die young. They move on quickly.

You are fucking dead. Even if the heaven or some bullshit exists, why should you care what your wife or any other mortal human being on the planet doing?

It's not cucking if you're dead. He's the cuck then. He's being cucked by your ghost because she still loves you.

Spotted the roastie!

Women are incapable of love, just saying.

Because I'm not a cuck

When my uncle died, his wife showed up to the funeral with a new partner. I thought it was inappropriate

>new

>But she should. Out of loyalty. Out of respect.

So if the wife dies the husband should do the same, right?

Yes.

no

Locks and keys.

Yes, you dumb faggot.

Not quite the gotcha question you hoped for.

Oh please, like any man would willingly go without sex for the rest of their lives.

This is my favorite porno, because I am always hoping my friends dad dies so I can fuck his mom.

You've got two anons who disagree right above you.

Of course not, the mans purpose in this world is to spread his seed.

Hello my name is Jamal and I have a 40 inch dick and 200 IQ

To be fair with questions like this people will usually just say 'no' for the sake of trying to invoke the "Yes, no, maybe, I don't know" thing

it's pretty much impossible to draw a bead on what someone sincerely believes on this site

Where do you think we are?

lock and key analogy is perfect but doesnt apply in this situation. a widow/widower cant be expected to abstain forever

I like how you think you caught us in a logic trap. It's a forgone conclusion that a man shouldn't date after his wife dies. At least if he has any integrity

>A woman shouldn't remarry.
>SAME FOR MEN RIGHT? HUH?
>Yeah.
>OH YEAH WELL SOMEONE ELSE DOESN'T AGREE WITH YOU

Well I'm the person who you asked, who originally said a woman should be loyal to her dead husband. And I said yes. I think it shows incredibly strength of character. And I'd wager men stay loyal after a partner dies a hell of a lot more than women do.

A widow is expected to abstain, a widower should remarry.

Sex is the most overrated thing on the planet, there's nothing that it can do that masturbation can't achieve

There are a lot more better pleasures in life

thats just plain not true. it's highly situational

I prefer smoking weed to blowjobs.
This guy is right.

Yeah definitely. If you meet a girl in yours 20s and she dies in your 40s then you might move on and might not. If she dies in your 50s or 60s you should go full hermit mode.

But if your girlfriend of six months dies when you're 27 it's no biggie.

If you're a woman then you're expected to move on because you're probs a whore.

Girlfriend isn't the same as wife.

Are you fucking retarded?

>Probs

All women are whores, it's just that some whores are classier than other ones.

Then why can they get alimony?

Are you? The entire post was about cataloguing the appropriate response to different situations, a twenty, thirty or forty year relationship (which you could infer is a marriage) vs. a girlfriend.

Hell, if it'll help quell your autism, replace girlfriend with wife in my post and it's the same point. The main point was about your age and how long you've been in a relationship. If you're young and/or the relationship isn't incredibly long then you can move on.

>Are you?

they can? holy shit

>'til death do us part

It's right there in the vows. Man, woman, whatever. Your spouse dies you should be able to be with someone else if you so choose. Forcing yourself to remain alone is ridiculous.

>lawfully wedded
That is entirely about legalities and nothing to do with loyalty.

>I have no honour: The Post

im 29, my wife has been dead for a little over 2 years. we were together since high school.

ask me how easy it is to not act like a horny teenager.

its got nothing to do with forcing yourself to be alone. if you really loved them, sleeping with someone else is not an option, trust me bud.

how did your wife die? bbc incident?

how easy it is to not act like a horny teenager?

how easy it is to not act like a horny teenager?

It was....it was just too big. She didn't make it

My friend's wife died of intestinal cancer in 2010. It was long and it sucked, and I spent a shit ton of nights playing WC3 with him just so he could think about something else for a few hours. He's remarried now but if you expect me to believe for a second that means he never really loved his first wife you can go fuck yourself, "bud."

This, really dating and remarrying only shows how little your former partner meant to you. So if he/she was the love of your life and you feel devastated then staying a single widow sounds right.

If you just tolerated your wife or husband then I don't see why you wouldn't start dating again.

>married within 10 years

Yeah, he never loved her and he probably doesn't love this one either.

Sounds like a selfish prick tbqh

So, you had sex with his wife right?

>most boring and obvious reply possible

Even at least managed to make me laugh.

Who is your favorite Italian director ? Alfredo Hitchcock ?

if you guys think you have troubles you need to play Planescape: Torment

at least you didn't have to melodramatically cuck yourself