Blake Lively is now your loyal gf

Blake Lively is now your loyal gf

Okay time for her to literally choke on death on my cock

I'd probably make up some bullshit about being worried she might get skin cancer, in order for her to cut that fucking mole off her face.

She'd be a 10/10 without it.

wow i want to put my penis in my loyal gf!!

I smell her armpits for fun

just kill yourself

>loyal gf
she had sex with Harvey Weinstein

I genuinely don't understand her "beauty", she's ugly af

These are 10's: Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie. This bitch doesn't even compare

Yeah man when I think about my ideal woman she's totally got a brown lesion on her fucking face.

Awww baby's first bait :3

Thanks.
I really needed that.
It already feels like I won at life.

>margot goblin

based

No ass, typical of these types of women.

>loyal

Good, where's the cheese grater so I can get rid of that mole bitch

>women
>loyal

LOL

every women is a whore

also i'm way too intelligent for relationships lmao

No thanks, I have a rule of not wanting things Ryan Reynolds stuck his dick into

Can I swap her for G Hannelius?

cool, i guess

Nice.

cool, lets grab some lunch together

I'd rather stay forever alone

I'll suck her boobies every night.

Disgustingly shit taste

>Margot Robbie

Off yourself.

>Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie
(You)

Beckinsale is correct though

fuck yes

Okay, time for her to literally choke me to death while riding me

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ms lively, im bodyguard ayyylmao

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOCO

Movie would've been better if it hadn't gone full Deep Blue Sea at the end but I still enjoyed it.

>ywn be under her soles

just die in my sleep already

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so she got a nose job?

>loyal gf

Ask me how I know you're a virgin

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How ?

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>replying to obvious shitposters

man that movie had some awkward CGI head replacements

Yep, she improved herself and didn't fuck up like others (Olivia Munn for example)

/thread

Don't call me that.

>go out
>see this

What plastic surgery has she had done?

Tits and nose?

Man, I don't know what's worse: In The Shallows having a terrible CGI head replacement or in Soul Surfer having a surfer do all the standing on the board scenes when she's a foot taller than the actress.

I would get on my knees and start kissing her feet tbqh

let's not kid ourselves. her face is somewhat unconventional. I like conventionally hot faces like pic related

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How can anyone be loyal if they have sucked lots of dicks and had unprotected sex before? You know semen of their previous sex partners remain in her folloian tubes and when you finally have a child with her, it carries the genetic material of them, right?
Who would like a chimera baby?

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Too bad they don't like you back

0/10

my face is conventionally attractive and I actually look like a grown man instead of an over-aged 13 year old boy like most of you

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Your typing is messy because of the chronic masturbation

What ?

Agreed

>lying on the internet
>2016

Why?

Go back to plebbit for your upvotes tripcunt

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