Why couldn't they just make Maui look like The Rock?
Why did he have to be a fatass?
>"Because a lot of modern day Polynesians look like that!"
Not only is this not a modern depiction, he's supposed to be a demigod.
A FUCKING DEMIGOD.
YOU KNOW, LIKE HERCULES?
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Because this guy
>pig right on the poster
Disney confirmed to hate Muslims?
because animated fat people are cuter than muscle bound titans, disney wants to sell toys of this guy remember
Saw the german trailer and they changed her name, why?
I know right? It's so racist
Yeah, it's awful hoe they made Maui, he should look like pic related.
>500LBS OF BULK MUSCLE
Is Moana supposed to be Moses?
They're trying to be fat-positive, shitlord.
what épisode is this ?
the gang goes to the jersey shore
he's roman reigns without the beard
>BALEEB DAT
i guess they want the characters to look toyetic so they could sell that shit with happy meals
>that time when Maui and his brothers kneecapped the sun.
>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
Between him and the Usos, I have come to hate Pacific islanders
Moana is probably one of the thicker Disney girls too. Its the new agenda there pushing. Also for toys and other reasons like anons have said.
>Movie looks great the way it is though.
wheres the porn
Why do you care so much about a childrens movie OP?
Are you a fat Polynesian by any chance?
That looks like muscle to me.
real men have curves
He looks so retarded.
Yeah he doesn't look unhealthy, which is the main thing as far as I'm concerned. Designing cartoon characters is often about evoking shape and Maui is a huge brick of a dude. All this controversy and butthurt is dumb as hell
Why do you care so much about a kids cartoon?
I like it.
He's a fucking powerhouse.
I want to watch him and wreck it Ralph wrestle it out.
I wanna fuck that brown girl.
>muh vaginaaaa
What culture do you want to see Disney do next?
Hard Mode: No Europe
Nightmare Mode: No Asia
Dante Must Die Mode: Must be Africa
zimbabwe
Don't forget he only failed because his friend, a bird, woke her up while laughing his ass off at how ridiculous Maui looked at that moment.
He is strong fat you cunt.
Boko haram
Rhodesia
>Disney FAL removing watermelon
A man can dream.
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Casual: Poland
Hard Mode: Japan (Kitsune)
Nightmare Mode: Zoroastrian Persia
Dante Must Die Mode: Bedouin
How would his solo song go?
California
Kill the farmer?
Zoroastrian Persia would be great
>Dante Must Die Mode
Egypt
why do they look so smug?
>egypt
>dante must die mode
What would a Zoroastrian Princess story even be about?
you dont see the eyebrow?
>Nightmare mode no asia
>picks west asian empire
looks more like a strongman than a fatass
Chad.
*Massive forehead CHECK
*Cute small animal companion CHECK
*Less cute companion that we will later feel affection for as he experiences a tragedy or something CHECK
*Endgame is revealed at 20 minute mark, rest of film is climbing up mountain to stop volcano catastrophy, dodging boulders and shit, while characters explain backstory that the characters already know about but its retold for convenience of storytelling.CHECK
*Something we learnt about a characters past is connected to something that is currently happening, big fat guy probably thinks of his dead daughter and proceeds to get superstrength so save main character for some reason.CHECK
*Find out main character is fat guys daughter. CHECK
I absorb the world as i see it.
Calling it, Moana is the daughter of Maui and the Sea.
They already made Lilo and Stitch. It's time for a vietcong princess that falls in love with a napalm bomb.
God damn I thought I couldn't hate anyone more than him but that outfit change of the usos pushed it over the edge
Yeah, some spirit entered his tent of what the fuck and touches his heart. fat guy wakes up to a beautiful pattern of shells on his chest. Turns out, the spirit gave fat guy the gift of a daughter because the spirit saw him be nice to some fish.
Volcano is erupting because of some western fishers who settled on the other side of the mountain, mona kills them with her kindness and animal friends. Movie fades to scene of fat guy and mona running through the forest with birds flying all around them, and other animals running next to them until they hit the sea where grab their conveniently placed water-snowboards from behind their back that were actually there the entire movie. Fan theories are written where they wonder why they dident use the water-snowboards earlier in the movie, where they could have been an essential part of saving one of the minor characters.
Is this a real thing that happened in the polynesian mythology? Because this sounds cool as fuck
Imagine meeting someome with forearms so thick you cold not hug them
The real question is:
R34 when?
yes google that exact phrase and you'll get the wikipeda page
>R34 when?
Weeks ago
>maoris wanting to work longer so they trap the sun
Yeah, pull the other one Te Whenua
Holy shit Polynesian mythology has at least as much incest as Greek mythology
>Must be Africa
George of the jungle remake :^)
the cannibalistic aghori tribe in india
I used to be a fan of Mark Hunt but after he cried on social media for months after losing to Lesnar I've given up on Pacific islanders.