Jurassic Park>Jurassic World>Jurassic Park III>The Lost World Jurassic Park

I'm not so sure, that thing is like a wolf, but with more dangerous claws, I was also supposedly to jump pretty high

official ranking:
> jp > lw > jp/// > > > jw

>REE NOT LIKE REAL DINOSAURS
yeah no shit they make a pretty big point about genetic amplifications and playing god, they specifically say they're NOT real dinosaurs

Actually the book came out before they discovered that velocirraptors and deinonychus were two differen dinosaurs of the same family, that's why all this size problems, the ones in the book and the movies are supposedly deinonychus, not raptors.

>tfw Allosaurus is smaller than gustav

The "velociraptor" in the Jurassic Park movies is actually a Utahraptor.

Yeah but they are too small. Unless they outnumber you like 3-4 or more you'll be fine. If you weigh like 70kg or more and sit on it you crush all the organs.

You're absolutely correct OP.

I don't know. That's a pretty big claw. Could do some serious damage

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dinosaurs with feathers piss me off

Well that's too damn bad because they had feathers

why does the carnosaur have a dorsal fin?

so you hate dinosaurs?

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>MUH CONJECTURE

some had feathers, bitch nigger. some didn't.

take your spielberg revisionism back to the gas chambers, chaim

you got proof?

...sorry, how was that a counter argument?

1 > 2 > 3 > 4

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/07/140724-feathered-siberia-dinosaur-scales-science/

allaboutbirds.org/they-had-feathers-is-the-world-ready-to-see-dinosaurs-as-they-really-were-2/

iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/newly-discovered-fossils-hint-all-dinosaurs-had-feathers/

science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/geology/dinosaur-feather.htm

2 is really, really bad and dated. Also
>nigger girl gymnastics
Fuck off.

3 had many problems, among them portraying dinosaurs as slasher movie killers, but at least it wasn't cringeworthy in that regard. The kid was pretty based.

>you will never have a harpy gf...

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1>2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>World

You can talk shit about how bad 2 and 3 are but they still felt like jurassic park movies. World is so far from the feeling and atmosphere of the first three movies it makes it fucking horrendous.

2 is the worst jurassic movie ever

world is ok

No shit dummy. Jurassic world was set in a world where dinosaurs were old news and they created a super intelligent killer.

They can only do the "we're alone on an island with wild dinosaurs" so many times.

Just because its a different setting doesn't mean it can't feel the same retard.

Next you're gonna try to tell me it was good.

mammals are superior in every way

>just because the entire setting and context was different doesn't mean it could feel like it had the same setting and context!

lol good one half-wit

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>tfw no Pleistocene Park

MAMMAL PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

I wonder how they could have developed those manlet arms

They don't seem too useful, or useful at all really

holy shit what the fuck is that giant roid-giraffe thing

indricotherium. largest land mammal ever

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>land mammal
DROPPED
blue whale holds title for GOATest of all time

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More like a gian rhino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraceratherium
In that period also existed some weird stuff like huge carnivore boars and kagaroos

>shitload of fuck

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They are not arms, they are "wings".

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its size is a bit exaggerated in that pic compared to the human 2bh

but it was still massive as fuck

not really

Reptilia when
youtube.com/watch?v=eff0dQY2qok

so birds are modern dinosaurs?

Apparently some cunt fucked with some chicken embryos and made them grow without a beak and they were born with "dinosaur" heads

Yeah and motherfuckers like Cassowaries STILL think they're dinosaurs.

yes

1 > 2 > 3 > World

The Lost World is underrated. It's surprisingly mean spirited and drenched in rain and shadow. Lot of fun, moodly little flick.

Jurassic World is a huge letdown. The movie looks plastic, the kid leads are hollow and occasionally annoying, and the whole fucking movie fails to deliver on it's premise, being "what would it be like if the events of Jurassic Park transpired in a fully operational Park?" Instead, we get a competent B-movie which, while not entirely un-enjoyable, falls flat when compared to the thesis we were sold.

Also, the dinosaurs are treated like props. In the first three, you felt that these were living animals that our characters were trying to avoid.

In World, the dinosaurs are moved around like chess pieces. The T-Rex and Raptor might as well give a little fist-bump after beating the I-Rex.

The movie misses an incredible opportunity to have a "second climax" involving a still hungry and pissed off T-Rex, but instead she just... walks away? I guess the plot was done with her. Bye bye!

I mean for the wingless shitters like Sinosauropteryx or Shuvuuia

Clearly they're atrophied forelegs

They didn't "develop" from smaller/no limb. They were larger limbs that degenerated over millions of years because they WERE useless. Some snakes today still have tiny leg bones for the same reason.

Jurassic world was literally the most formulaic movie I have ever seen. Everything that happened anyone who had seen a summer blockbuster could call out well in advance

Well, yeah kind of. I'm not saying they could fly but their upper limbs where pretty clearly some kind of primitive wings.

It was most likely some kind of primitve wings.

The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are not accurate because they are genetic chimeras designed to look a certain way.

I don't think speed is being taken into consideration here.

Damn it looks so menacing, that thing could easily claw your throat out

it can give you a nasty scratch at best

i mean at worst*

That thing is basically a glorified seagull

Nah man, Seagulls are the niggers of the bird kingdom.

I've rewatched Jurassic World more times than I have TLW or JP3. I'll take a fun adventure with a couple shitty kids than boring adventures like the other 2 movies that had a shitty gymnast and a boring cast in JP3.

>tfw JP1 still holds up and 2 and 3 and 4 are shit

yeah brah, if im not mistaken birds have always been a mystery for scientists since they've never been sure about where they came from, but now that they're pretty much modern dinosaurs its all cleared up

I could be wrong tho

nailed it first try

I have had no internet for 3 weeks so I've had to make do with the movies in my hard drive, one of them being jurassic world

I rewatched Dredd, Tropic Thunder, The Thin Red Line, F4rgo, all of Band of brothers, all of Generation Kill, but Jurassic world I had to quit a fourth of a way through because it was so uninteresting

Those are not actual velociraptors in the movie, you retard. They are genetically modified theme park monsters. Did you miss the bit where the scientist explained how they can modify shit to make the I-Rex camouflage and shit? They can make whatever they want, therefore they made the raptors bigger to be more attractive to the visitors.

The siblings in the original JP were such good actors. Some of the best child actors I've ever seen, for sure. Definitely lends more gravitas toward the scenes where they're in danger.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnWNyKqI3Bc

I've seen smaller dogs and even cats recking people, if you think you could kill prehistoric predators so easy you are retarded.

sucks to hate fun i guess.

>even considering non-lethals on test tube dinos
It's not an endangered creature, it's something that they can just make another of.

Why is that man waving at a stampede?

He was a suicidal caveman.

That is the ret-con excuse.
However the original film shows the exact same raptors as Jurassic world and those raptors are identified as velociraptors by both the staff and the expert Alan Grant.

Suck it retard

Jurassic Park> An porn parody of Jurassic Park>An Asylum Rip Off Jurassic Park>3>2>World

In the original movie they said they combined the DNA with frogs and there were gaps that they had to fill in and they made the dinosaurs look the way they imagined they might based on modern information.

Yeah, and they based them on the "velociraptors" as recognized by the paleontologists.

Like this skeleton of a velociraptor uncovered by Grant at the start of the film

W-what are they doing with that poor dino in the background?

I'm just pissed they never made a sequel/remake to this glorious piece of shit

>you were one of the most feared and dangerous animals ever existing

>now you're a fucking duck

1 > in name only, irrelevant movies

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Is that an Acrocanthosaurus I see?

Underrated

and pigeons are mexicans. It all makes sense now.

I wanna marry that raptor

>Also, the dinosaurs are treated like props. In the first three, you felt that these were living animals that our characters were trying to avoid.

>In World, the dinosaurs are moved around like chess pieces. The T-Rex and Raptor might as well give a little fist-bump after beating the I-Rex.

My biggest problem with it. The whole thing looked like a video game to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=BJcScj-hSKI

The part where the seats go down for underwater viewing, holy shit I remember being in the cinema and thinking who approved this. How can cgi be getting worse in movies?

You guys are fucking retarded

1 > 2 > 3 > world

The Lost World is a long second, but it's far better than World or III.

It's a totally different movie, essentially King Kong with dinosaurs that is a fun adventure movie until the last 30 minutes. That last 30 minutes should have been used for more character development and adventuring on the island. Sometimes I get sad because that middle part of the Lost World where these two groups of people whose equipment has been destroying banding together is top tier comfy filmmaking. The end is Spielberg paying tribute to King Kong and sacrificing his own film in the process. The Lost World was also the first movie I ever anticipated seeing in the theaters. I would freak out whenever the trailer came on, had tons of toys, geeked out about with my dad, etc. Good memories.

I actually watched 3 again on Netflix last month and it wasn't as bad as I remember. It was a serviceable action adventure movie with strong lead actors (Neill, Leoni, H Macy) and it was a 1.5 hour blockbuster, probably the last we'll ever get.

World had a lot of flaws - bad actors, bad dialogue, forgettable soundtrack, the worst kids in any JP film... but there were some great moments, a few good characters, and seeing the park up and running for 20 minutes was incredible. The kid hugging the baby triceratops was a particular highlight.

Someone explain to me, what exactly is wrong with the t-rex loose in the city part? (other than the mysteriously dead ship crew)

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Utahraptor is terrifying, man. Some more liberal size estimates put it at fucking 30 feet

Jurassic World > Jurassic Park >:3
The absolute mad man

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Couldn't be more wrong.

4 > 3 > 2 > 1

Most movie series are this way, so it's not really too surprising.

JP > TLW >>>>>>>>>>> JP3 = JW

You're a pleb if you rank otherwise

>There will never be a JP scene with based Acro

Why even watch movies?

that seems pretty god damn liberal. Isn't that like double the usual size?

1>2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1>2>3>world

How the fuck is the lost world the worst one? Number three was just some annoying screaming bitch through the whole movie. Also I actually liked the Lost World. I thought world was utter complete utter fucking trash though.

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"Some undescribed specimens in the BYU collections may have reached up to 11 m (36 ft) long, though these await more detailed study."

This was from a few years ago though so may have been debunked

1=2 > 3 >>> World

You though jp one was the worst? Is this bait? And still I don't get why lw is trashed so mucg, it was way better than 3 and world.

World looked fucking awful too and had the worst child actors of any of the film. Terrible CGI. The girl in lw was actually a good character and didn't just scream. And at least the kids in jp1 screamed convincingly. The kids in World look mildly bored being chased by a fucking dinosaur.

hmm neat.

Gonna get hate for this but

2>1>>>>>>world

I just love the tension and grittiness of 2. The T-rex's were relentless. Great scene with the camper being tossed over the cliff, and the scene with the T-rex at the docks.

One was a classic. Three had the annoying woman but I like the Spinosaurus, coolest dino. World looked like a cheap videogame and had child actors who didn't seem like they knew the word "emote"

JP>JW>LW>JP3

These

>Lost World better than Jurassic World

good joke

>Dominus totally wrecking T-Rex's ass
>Also suposed to be the smartest shit ever
>Decides to divert his attention from the obviously more dangerous opponent to try to fend off a puny raptor that can barely scratch his back

The big guy jumping from the water was awesome, even though too predictable

literally fucking kill yourself

also have you never heard of a utahraptor

i swear this board is such fucking shit

JP 9.5/10
TLW 6/10
JPIII 5/10
JW 0/10

pratt and bdh cant act the fucking older brother could act better than them

this (although I think TLW is 7/10 personally)

Any person who actually likes JW needs to gtfo this board and acquire a less shit taste.

Please explain what you found enjoyable about JW. I barely could stay in the cinema.

Yeah dumbshit. Utahraptor was mentioned almost immediately.

And fucking who cares because the raptors in the movie are categorically identified as velociraptors

the so called 'velociraptors in JP are actually based on deinonychus, not utahraptors

get your facts straight

>Please explain what you found enjoyable about JW.

There were dinosaurs in it. Everything else is secondary

>180cm
when will the manlets learn

The lost world is underrated as fuck, the ending is a bit retarded but all the jungle stuff is incredible.

I actually think The Lost World seems to just have had a massive hate bandwagon on it, because when it came out it followed in the footsteps of an all time classic. Three was worse but it was released later so people gave it slack as they had forgotten the excitement of JP one.

When world came out, people just were happy to have a movie in the series again. But it's shit, people are just blinded.

I mean, look at this jp2 scene, it's great!
youtube.com/watch?v=LpxwR_9EhlY
I encourage people to watch it again with an open mind. (also JW had a more similar set up to jp1, helping it gain nostalgia points. Just like TFA in Star Wars- "look there's that tie fighter like before GUD MOVIE heh XD"

There were dinosaurs in lost world, why did you like jw more should have been the question

1 -> 2 ->2 -> 4

The Lost World is good. Just pure dino. Third one has some good dino scenes (those flying cunts and Spinos overall)

World... Is kind of meh and too safe. Dinos attacking those park visitors was good and ending fight was stupidly funny, but meh.

I hope Jurassic 5 World 2 is better.

to be honest i was underrating it i would give it a 7 easy

i know deinonychus but nobody mentions them utahrsptors and other deinonychus were the basis for velocirpators they are larger is all and OP is dumb.

i didnt read sorry

more dinosaurs
actual pterosaurs
nice atmosphere
one of the best ending scenes in a Jurassic Movie
and the best thing ever
Dimorphodon

the dinos looked so shitty

It's not that JP1 is bad. It's just that they improved it with every movie. Better story, writing, characters/acting, effects... each one tops the one before it in just about every way.

Nope

1 world 3 2
I despise 2. The pacing, the cuts, the hey fuck you to the book. Its amazing its the same director as 1.

You are mentally challenged my friend

see
they looked like shit and the ending was a hackjob of the first three films (epic ending from the first, plus the soundtrack from the second plus the vs fight in the third)

>nice atmosphere
>shit directing
pick one

The acting in three is worse than in two. Mainly the screaming woman who does nothing but act like a little bitch at everything in the movie. Also the CGI in world just looked really unconvincing to me.

you're facefucking retarded, the graphics look so fucking shitty. zero tension. zero good effects. they aged already not that it mattered bc it was obvious in theaters

thats why its good its different tonally do you even into film?

speilberg was coming off schindlers list. thats why its darker

the characters in Lost World are bland as fuck
the action scenes are pretty boring

and the worst of all
pteranodon gets like 8 seconds screentime

what the fuck

The pacing of two is meant to be more frenetic. It's a different movie that should be appreciated in a different light. Watch it in its own context. Forget the book, forget one, just see if you can enjoy the movie for what it is.

whatever you say champ

Jurassic World is a 2hr product placement for Mercedes.
Anything else is secondary.

its not just me saying jurassic world is embarrassing champ.

>millions years of evolution
>blonde hair
>blue eyes

what they meant by that?

...and?

Its darker? Really? How?
The movie scenarios are more convuluted and ridiculous then anything imagined after reading the books and watching 1. It had no moral, no tone, no soul, no message.
What it had was a soft reboot of JP, following the same stepping stones leading up to the big reveal of the wonder of the herbivours, quick cut into pro enviromentalism/hunting and capitalism is bad cut into the introduction of carnivores. Its mimicry of JP at it finest but somehow missing all the marks that made JP enjoyable. The raptors went from dangerous dino to comic relief. Gymnastics to the resque. Not luck, not circumstance. No, pure skill of a small girl. Don't get me started about the roof scene. Also pack predators don't hunt together in this movie. No they let the prey escape to fight for dominance. Everything JP established forgone for a quick cash in.

Also, what happened on the boat? Going by what is shown in the theatrical cut of the movie? The T rex murderd the whole boat, and then went back into the cargo hold. Meanwhile no distress calls have been made because the T rex ripped a hole into the time space continum and killed everyone at the same attosecond. Also auto pilot on a boat is flawless..

And all of this leads into Gojira in San Diego. Atomic breath not withstanding.
What was the point, besides pulling in audiences with a trailer that shows a T rex headbutting a bus.

Goddammit 2 is such a piece of shit. Redundant, retarded and utterly, utterly despicable.

>Its darker? Really? How?
how retarded are you for you not to even know what you are talking about. im literally stating a fact its a dramatic shift from the first because speilberg had just done schindlers list

just popped in to say you're a pleb and you have shit taste, but that's to be expected with this board I suppose

>all those animals I'll never eat

I hate Chris pratt and i hated Jurassic world. But the bit with dinosaurs not looking how they were actually like billions of years ago is explained.
The Chinese doctor says they made them more interesting for people visiting the park.

>you will never eat fried raptor legs
>but others eventually will

This is the objective best ranking, and you should feel bad if your'e not intelligent enough too agree

OUTTA MY WAY SEAGULL FUCKING SHITS

t. low intelligence Redditors

Your ancestors ate them for you.

kek im glad this boards shit taste is out in the open. im really glad because now i dont even give one single shit

Oh man, I'm really enjoying this thread, I fucking loved dinosaurs when I was a kid and I still loved them now

I live in Utah actually, they have a skeleton of one of these bad boys at the local museum. It's fucking huge.

I read somewhere that there are private collections where they actually have entire avian dinosaurids encased in amber. Anyone know anything about that/got a link?

Was the Age of Mammals a god-tier period of the history of life on Earth? The local museum devotes so little space (maybe 3 mini-halls) to ancient mammals, it's such a shame.

Speaking of eating, big question: have any of y'all played any games where you get to be a big-game hunter in either a place full of dinosaurs or Ice Age mammals? I played this one game on my phone a while back but didn't like, and I'm too scared to spend the money on these games in case they suck. Can anyone recommend god-tier ancient-life big-game hunting vidya?

Which museum? Natural History or Thanksgiving Point? Unless you live in Vernal or Price, in which case I am so sorry

Ancient Life, the Point

Carnivores 1 and 2 and carnivores ice age are pretty fun

>boring
>all look the same (all are bear/wolf/cat recolors, no originality in their design)

No, the JW franchise is released in the order of its quality.

Jurassic Park: 2145
>2145
>Dystopian gov
>As a form of execution/entertainment, prisoners are dumped onto a Jurassic Park island that's far more stylized and built around dinosaurs fighting each other and eating people

Get me a Jew to get my idea made.

Longtime 4chin lurker who finally decided to post

I worked at a zoo where we had 2 Bald Eagles with fucked up wings that were discovered as chicks. We raised them and they were the biggest sweethearts in the world. A bird showing you genuine affection is a bizarre experience.

I will love them forever and they still recognize me to this day.

It's simple, you fucking idiots. The Jurassic Park/World movies take place in their own (FICTIONAL) universe, where velociraptors were bigger and referred to as such, and thus the experts in their fictional universe would know them as velociratptors.

Can't believe this needs to be explained to you dumbasses.

>this guy walks up and slaps your survival guides ass

what do?

Ask what Ron Perlman is doing all the way out here.

People never seem to understand that there were a shitton of mammals living alongside the dinosaurs.

There should be some of these at Jurassic Park in a future movie to point that out

I mean look at this guy, he's adorable.

This retcon was the only good part of JW, establishing that they're not real dinosaurs but have simply had their genetics tampered with.

Wtf kind of plate weighs 15kg??

So were chickens really dinosaurs?

Some of the later theropod dinosaurs really looked like birds tbqh

Don't squawk to me or my wifes son ever again

CUTTLEFISH

More like cuddlefish

Would you sit on a raccoon or badger if it started to attack you?

If dinosaurs were so big and good, how come they all got rekt yet shit like cockroaches survived?

>Watched since 2 but rank it the lowest
Gotta say that makes no sense

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