You can't explaiin this

OP literally said

>explaiin

And you thought he was seriious.

One is made by people fully aware that at the core, the movie they make is about people with silly names wearing spandex beating each other up.
The other was made by people who managed to fuck up a capeshit script.

>One is a thought-provoking film
>the other is a generic action film

Honestly people. Is this just a meme or are the fucks who visit this board honestly this stupid?

I mean c'mon! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that capeshit is not high-class entertainment. It's dumb action movies. I don't care if you're for DC or Marvel.
Jesus Christ, grow up.

I swear this is OC.

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lol exactly

>One is a thought provoking headscratching piece of shit
>the other is a generic action flick

ftfy

Don't act like Paul Rudd wasn't the highlight of Civil War.

"DC films are good" is the worst meme to come off of this board in a long while.

You can't explain this

all these retards ITT who unironically don't get those lines
woow

Agreed.

holy fuck, it's so deep because sharks are attracted to blood, and sharks live in water. so if there's blood in the water, sharks will follow. truly intellijent

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>"I'd advice not gettin' killed, Byer."

Who was Byer? Was it another useless character like Slipknot who just gets mentioned and then is nowhere to be seen?

Don't let me slip cause when I slip I'm slippin'

>But things fall...things on Earth. And what falls...is fallen.
Truly profound.

Why is Bruce talking about God's creation and Lucifer's fall?

Stop this crap, Snyder

Does Oranges heal Ants? I don't get "american" humor

oranges heal humans

>doesn't say pottery
>welcome to /film/ reddit

I'm a huge DC fan, and someone could easily grab a line from Suicide Squad and a line from some Marvel film (I don't really follow them) and do the same.

It's easy to simplify an argument to suit your ends.

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If I was home I would just take a serious monologue from a marvel movie and underneath would be either Pa Kent's hero cake or one of Harley Quinn's terrible one liners

Why would you post that tweet if it wasn't said by you?

Because he's right.

I dont know which movie is which, but I always preferred deep impact.

He's talking about himself and his life. What was his "beautiful lie?"

people who say shit like this are the same kind of people that claim there's no difference between Pepsi and Coke

Me too. Duvall's character alone makes that movie superior to me.

>Harley Quinn's terrible one liners
I remember how silent the audience in my theater was during every one. I think they might have laughed at one of them.

Armageddon was too cheesy for me, the noble self sacrifice and shit like that, in Armageddon I never thought the meteor would actually hit earth at all.

Deep Impact I was waiting for it, the bit on the beach as the sea shelf is shown, jesus christ my stomach was in knots.

My theater was full when I saw it and literally nobody laughed for the entire "triangle, bitch"/"this is Kuhtana" portion

>How are we supposed to get back off the surface once we've... once we've gotten down there?
>We don't.

>but things fall
>and what falls
>is fallen
WHO FUCKING APPROVED THIS SHIT?

I STILL DON'T GET THE ORANGE SLICES JOKE

BvS is Armageddon. Civil War is Deep Impact.
He didn't say there was no difference. The basic plots are very similar, the actual execution is vastly different.

Armageddon fucking rules. DON'T WANNA CLOSE MAH EYES!!!! I actually got a little misty near the end with Harry and A.J.

No they don't?

I don't understand

Kids get orange slices at soccer games and shit, so he's just saying he's all tuckered out I guess.

>BvS is Armageddon. Civil War is Deep Impact.

citation needed
unless it's you

I think its implying that "it" never got back up, but I never got this either really.

>citation needed

That's clearly what the tweet says, and how could it be the other way? BvS is clearly Armageddon, they're both stylized, over the top, weird, hypermuscular, cinematic masterpieces. Civil War is Deep Impact because it's more sensible, "logical", has a more reserved directing style, and ultimately is the more boring one.

theres too little of a difference to throw a fit over one or the other though.

Captain America: Civil War was shit.

BvS was trash, deal with it you cunt.

DKEKS BTFO!!

>YO SHE'S GOTMA BAK
Who the fuck is Gotma bak?

Kek no.

The above is pompous, the below is sitcom writing. Neither are kino.

Fuck off dude.

Cred Forums is home to some of the most autistic Reddit faggots to ever exist.

They think through obnoxious repetition that each and every one of them is going to become the next le epig new may-may that they can brag about creating on Reddit, when in reality it's just Cred Forums-tier annoying.

>Armageddon
>Deep Impact

WAIT, THOSE WERE TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES?!?!

I assume the top is from the "We Fixed It" Edition, because it definitely wasn't in the theatrical release that I (unfortunately) paid to see.

Actually it was
In beginning

Was Affleck saying it?

"It" is Bruce himself. His perfect time ended with his parents' deaths. He let his obsessions(the bats) carry him toward a false light, his beautiful lie - that chasing vengeance could ever bring him peace.

Bats represent his obsessions in his dreams. That's why he's attacked by "Man-Bat" in his second dream. That's his subconscious trying to warn him that his obsessions are consuming him. In that same dream, he turns his back on the angel clad in red and blue. That's no coincidence.

>The ultimate edition is filled with more of Snyder's faux-philosophical nonsense for the DCucks who think they're watching high art.

Yep.

>And what falls...is fallen.
No shit.
>people think this is good writing

What's unfortunate is that you'd pay to watch a film without actually watching it.

The movie is 6 months old and wholly unforgettable. I saw it one time. I'd be more disturbed if you DID remember that shitty chunk of dialogue after 1 view half a year ago.

>wholly unforgettable

Could not agree more.

*forgettable
>Hiroshimoot will implement shitty clovers to enable gloating of a gimmicky pass
>won't implement a proper edit feature

>I'd be more disturbed if you DID remember that shitty chunk of dialogue after 1 view half a year ago.

It's literally the first thing said in the movie. So it's memorable for at least that reason.

This.

Good b8

Samefag somewhere else. Jurassic Park is my favorite movie of all-time and I couldn't even tell you the first line in that movie. I know it's Muldoon trying to transfer the raptor from one cage to another, but the first line? Fuck no. You'd literally need to have autism to remember that.

>muh funny laffing man xD

Good God I can't wait for this meme to die

>People making fun of my favorite movies make me angry!
Oh we know.

The first line is a damn monologue, they're usually supposed to be memorable.

RT
>BvS: 26%
>Civil War: 90%

Metacritic
>BvS: 44
>Civil War: 75

IMDB
>BvS: 6.8/10
>Civil War: 8.0/10

Oscar considerations/noms
>BvS: 0
>Civil War: 3

Amazon user scores:
>BvS: 3.5/5
>Civil War: 4.5/5

Box office
>BvS: $873 million (#5 of the year)
>Civil War: $1.152 billion (#1 of the year)

Cinemascore
>BvS: B
>Civil War: A

Why does he ask for orange slices? No one in my cinema laughed at this

Fuck off with your samefag bullshit. You've got shit for a memory, most likely because you've also got shit for brains.

Well it's not, so they failed.

Unload your entire reddit collected evans memes folder, like I give a fuck about a newfag who's life is based around le funny marvelcomics

You're the only person taking part in the discussion who assumed it wasn't in the theatrical release. How does it feel finding out your memory sucks and other people are laughing at your feeble attempts to justify it?

Literally nobody else remembers this shit line either, hence the thread having less than 90 posts in 6 hours.

That was before Marvel was owned and cucked by Disney.

>reddit collected
Every one came from this site. Stay bootyblasted though

Is this the biggest blowout in movie history?

>Nobody
>only you out of 44 posters didn't remember

Your memory is shit, most likely your attention span, too. Fucking deal with it.

>nobody addressed it
>only one person addressed it (me)
>out of that one-person sample, that one person didn't remember
>therefore 100% of the people that mentioned it didn't remember it

I love watching statistics blow out retards

Only you cared enough to mention it. And you were wrong. Provably wrong.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Then you go to heroic lengths to defend your shit memory. Your memory sucks, dipshit, and you're too big a pussy to even admit that much.

>Provably
What did he mean by this?

Your memory sucks. Fact.
You're a whiny faggot. Fact.

Try these statistics ipout, then. DC's franchise is tracking way ahead from where Marvel was at this point in their universe-building. Way ahead, like better than a half-billion dollars and still counting.

For assholes that like to talk about how "slow and steady wins the race," you sure like to move where the finish line is.

>You're a whiny faggot. Fact.

Fair point. This is more than you're likely to get out of the other dumbass.

because it rustled your jimmy?

...no it wasn't.

you forgot bluray sales

Bootyblasted from what exactly? That you like disney movies made strictly for children and they get high ratings from the tomato site? Meh, no use talking to a redditor
>le kek master xD

I don't know but I'm assuming that Civil War sold more blu rays than BvS. Even with BvS blu ray sales getting boosted by having a director's cut I doubt it would do better than Civil War.

BvS was a million times better than Civil War.

Marvel had to build their hype up the hard way though, and their success now benefits DC.

Did the success of Star Wars benefit the Dune franchise?

That's not at all the same thing and you know it. Audiences at this point are just trained to turn up for superhero movies. Marvel's consistent quality is the main reason for that. BvS would have flopped completely if it wasn't for Marvel. How else do you explain a movie no one liked making that much money?

It is precisely the same thing. The success of one type of movie does absolutely nothing at all to guarantee success for other films of the same genre. Just look at all the YA flops.

Maybe it did as well as it did because despite critics shitting all over it for incredibly hypocritical reasons, the majority of people still enjoyed it. They just don't feel the need to blog about it in hyperbolic terms.

Only sociopaths enjoyed BvS. No one who isn't a completely hate filled weirdo could like that movie.

>I don't understand that the word fallen may have different connotations and a specific, relevant definition

This so much.

The beautiful lie was the Batman. That what he had been doing for all those years was worth a damn.

Why so mad user

They're better than the MCU at least, especially Captain America: Civil War, which was fucking dire.

Then about 64% of the "ordinary" people who watched and gave enough of a shit to rate it on RT are sociopaths.

Civil Was a billion times better than BvS.

And half the country supports Donald Trump, seems likely they're sociopaths.

Exactly. I'd go even further and say that the lie was that chasing his obsession for vengeance could ever bring him peace.

Let's see how that plays out at the voting booths. I like BvS and can't stand Trump. What now?

You mean Civil War with its no stakes battles, horrible jokes, lame "political" storyline that never gets actually examined, sub-tv directing, and pointless airport fight that doesn't affect the plot at all?

Winnie the Pooh probably.

I'm a friend of your son.

It's crazy how liking certain superhero movies has been politicised by the geek press. I remember when Suicide Squad came out they tried to make hay out of one of the producers donating to Trump.

>And if there were a contest, and he had to compete in measuring the shadows with the prisoners who had never moved out of the den, while his sight was still weak, and before his eyes had become steady (and the time which would be needed to acquire this new habit of sight might be very considerable) would he not be ridiculous? Men would say of him that up he went and down he came without his eyes; and that it was better not even to think of ascending; and if any one tried to loose another and lead him up to the light, let them only catch the offender, and they would put him to death.

What did snyder mean by this?

>What was his "beautiful lie?"

He thought he was going to star in a good movie that would break 1B

That anyone who tries to join Superman in the Sun is an idiot, don't go full Icarus. Never go full Icarus.

>american healthcare system

>marvelcucks will try to defend this

>Does anyone have any orange slices?

Not gonna lie. I laughed until I pissed myself, and then I continued laughing until security had to escort me out of the theater, but I couldn't make it to my car because I was laughing so hard that I collapsed in the parking lot and they had to call a paramedic and when they got there I was still laughing and he asked me my name and how I got there and who the president was but all I could manage to choke out through gritted teeth was, "does anyone have any orange slices?"

You mean BvS with its no stakes battles, horrible jokes, lame "political" storyline that never gets actually examined, sub-tv directing, and pointless warehouse fight that doesn't affect the plot at all?

Also a Superman death that is meaningless since we know he will come back?

I'm a "DCuck" but I'm not going to defend that awful dialogue. It makes zero sense and it's redundant.

Personally, I took "What falls is fallen" to mean that Bruce crossed the line before the movie even began. My personal theory is that he's already killed the original Joker.

it makes perfect sense you idiot

that dialogue is fucking cringe

>no stakes
At least they were actually trying to hurt each other.
>horrible jokes
There were jokes?
>lame "political" storyline that never gets actually examined
Yeah, because it doesn't matter. Civil War was hung up on real world parallels, BvS wasn't.
>sub-tv directing
Snyder at least know how to use a camera. Which is more than can be said for the Russos.
>pointless warehouse fight that doesn't affect the plot at all?
Other than saving Superman's mom and foiling Luthor's plan. If the airport fight scene never happened the rest of the movie would still play out exactly the same.

>review sites
>imdb
>box office
>oscar considerations
could there be a more pleb argument to why they don't like a film?

>not understanding orange slices

people born after the 90s pls go

>well established writer
>hipster
Try to learn the meanings of words before you use them, retard.

Honestly , the critics couldnt be more wrong.

Marvel must buy them because there is no way anyone thinks that. Especially RT.

90% for THAT? nah man.

Spiderman 1 & 2 were good and the first Iron Man was cool. Everything else has been trash.

praise snyder

>orange slices

What Adam Sandler movie is this?

You're right man, the corruption is real

Jared Leto

>BvS in the nutshell