What was your first Cred Forums related crush? Pic definitely related

Years later, when I finally got to see her naked ( in Michael Crichton's 'Looker', 1981) it was one of the happiest days of my life.

first one i can remember is maeve from sinbad
>that hair
>those breasts
>that cool bird

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No pedo. When I was a kid all I could ever think about was comforting her when she cried at the funeral. Then I wanted to marry her.

This.

kelly kapowski my nigga

Thank you for reminding me of her, fellow oldfag.
She was one of the better parts of L.A. Law, too.

Lucy Camden

>ywn be her Starman

just fuck my childhood up fámpai

I though being married to paul w.s anderson and having two kids would ruin her but the world works in mysterious ways

Underageban

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he's a super happy and chill guy. Why would that take a toll on her?

really? not him, but 70s show started airing in 1998. so lets say he was 13 in 1998, that would make him 31 today. show ended in 2006, so even if he was 13 in 2006, that would make him 23 today...

>tfw my gf has eyes like mila

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I was 11 or 12 when I saw this the first time.

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I was confirmed for not gay as soon as I saw this

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You have to be 18 to post here

multipass?

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Good choice of actress. Wrong movie. See "Walkabout" (1971) for prime Agutter. Also "Logan's Run" (1976).

this

Gotta agree with you

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I remember having a boner fantasy (I didn't know how to jack off) on a car ride home one day where me and my freind met the power rangers or someshit. I of course got to fuck the Pink one but then I get jealous of my freind imaginary kissing the yellow ranger so I scratched that idea and got both.

Even as a child I had my priorities. Come to think of it allot of rape and tying people up happened in my theatre of the mind even though I was 6.

FUCK OUT THE WAY

>mfw there was an extended nude scene that got cut and the footage is lost

fuck this made me feel old

>La-li-lu-le-lo Thundercunt

How did this make it past the ratings board?

My nigga.

My IRL crush looked just like her so I'm sure that was part of my attraction to her.

wasn't young Jessica Alba in this?

her sister was/is literally perfect.

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My nigga

Concerning Jennifer Agutter, they always show the nude swimming scene on British TV

definitely her

Same

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Mila with her boyfriend who is ASIAN

>Mila with her boyfriend who is ASIAN

ok

>No pedo. When I was a kid all I could ever think about was comforting her when she cried at the funeral. Then I wanted to marry her.

She grew up and is a working actress today (she has a lead role in Veep). She is also married to an Asian guy

Case in point she's 40 and still hot

>She is also married to an Asian guy
More pics

FYI, he's referring to a scene from Walkabout, filmed when she was 18.

He fucked her career though.

She's happy so whatever but she was a charismatic actress that people liked and she was going to star in a Paul Verhoevan movie but getting knocked up killed the whole production

I believe Susan Dey dated a Japanese guy who she met while recording an album in Japan. Or maybe I am getting her confused with somebody else.

>katrina bowden_30 rock caps.jpg
Katrina is married to an Asian guy

>ok
Just making a point that Asian men gets lots of White female celebrities in Hollywood and certainly MUCH MORE than black men.

do you have your own private database of White females and Asian males? or do you just google every White female that appears on Cred Forums to see if they're with an Asian male.

I can't count how many times I've busted a nut to that jewess

are you same user that posts screenshots of asian-man/white-girl porn videos?

whippersnapper

She was the whole reason i endured 7 seasons of buffy

No.

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>no more short skirts after season 3
what did they mean by this?

Yes.

Here's another one for reference

>dat ass

mein niggaz

Her nipples are perfect

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>i'm surrounded by children

One of the first girls i ever wanted to hate fuck

GET OFF OF MAI WAIFFU

>it's a Topanga kisses Corey while wearing handcuffs and now you're permanently into bondage episode

Her best role in her career is her acting retarded

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back when pg movies showed full frontal nudity. you just had to play with the brightness and contrast on the tv sometimes

The pink ranger.

Get fucked. I would've buried my preteen face in her pussy.

>acting

I don't remember my first, but she was one of the ones at the beginning that i really liked as a kid.

When did Cred Forums turn into a bunch of 40 year olds?

Bitty Schram's ass could never be equaled.

My nigga

the vast majority of these girls are from the nineties, so these are people in the mid-to-late 30's at the very oldest

Goddamn i loved Hocus Pocus
But my crush for her was over-shadowed when i saw pic-related

My dad allowed me to watch horror movies as long as i never told my mom, and for some reason Barbara Crampton is the face that stuck with me.

>Looks like "Mr. I have a thing for butt ugly girls"...has a thing for butt ugly girls

>SJP is hot as fuck in this movie
>looks gross in everything else

Amazing what make-up, costume design and lighting can accomplish

Agreed, it's fucking insane.
Eh, It's what i liked as kid, it just sticks. Now a days, i kinda wish for more of this(Pic-related) so seeing another movie coming makes me happy, just to see more.

Wait, shit i just realized that's a quote from NATM, sorry senpai, i'm really tired.

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This right here.

>ywn an early 80's Carrie
why live even?

Seconded

I suppose, you're referring to the first Cred Forums-related crush that wasn't a cartoon character, right?

MOOOOOOLTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PAAAAAASSSSS

Looks like a faggot desu

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>So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?

She was so damn hot.

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Funny how everyone shit on Bill for getting skully from 'an ugly fat girl'.

If you wouldn't get a Lewinsky from Lewinsky while defiling her with a Cuban cigar, you are gay.

Then she got her arm cut off in hannibal

This.

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Came here for the same reason.

Good grief. This brings out the worst in me!

You DO know that the word 'thundercunt' causes massive gravitational shifts and ripples in spacetime, right?
That's why most people only now realize what she actually said.

Bloomin 'eck. That must've been fuckin TWENTY years ago and Alba still looks the same. HOW???

mmmm.

Kept rewinding back to this scene
youtube.com/watch?v=LuVQWech6N0

spic genes

white women look the best in their youth but they age the worst, mudbloods fare better in their later years

Just thought I'd browse the thread to see if anyone else already mentioned.

I would show her my Incredibly Deadly Viper, if you know what I'm saying

Elisha Cuthbert on Popular Mechanics for Kids, a Canadian science/education show for kids in the 90s

pretty sure she was every Canadian lad's waifu back then

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Yea on. She was cute af.

is this the chick from Under Siege?

This babe

First the girl from Beastmaster, then Gabrielle Anwar.

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my first boner was the scene in puppetmaster where the pinhead one sucked a girls titty under her shirt

Summer Sanders. Can't even explain this one. Just always had a thing for her.

Princess Layme Orgazma, we called her. To a little horndog we all wanted to grow up and have a very meaningful relationship with her.

I'm just gonna cast Bumpaga to save this thread.

Is this thread dead?
If it is, I will cast Revive.

>tfw your first crush is a secret squirrel villain
it explains a lot

i fapped so hard to this movie, and it didn't seem weird at all because she was older then me when it came out. also did the director have a foot fetish? anyone else notice this shit?

yea me too

She's so fucking ugly

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>you can't do that

ehhh the girl or the monkey?

>but she was a charismatic actress that people liked and she was going to star in a Paul Verhoevan movie but getting knocked up killed the whole production

She can't act for shit. She should be glad her hubby puts her into every of his movies

Smaller breasts and bigger ass is the way to go but honestly because of gravity, the more petite built a woman is the better she ages usually so honestly it isn't a bad choice. In the end how she fucks is more important to her perfect-ness than most of her physical attributes in the long run.

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Bumpaga

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