A half pound of uncut Mexican Brown, that's an $18 bill every hour for a week, Brando

A half pound of uncut Mexican Brown, that's an $18 bill every hour for a week, Brando.

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>An old jizz rag? That's $100 back at my store

Why do none of the cameramen call them out on their bullshit?

Because those cameramen get a $20 bill all day

they only do that if they go off the script.

>old, beat up table
>that's a 75$ bill right there

What trailer trash loser job show is this?

too many storage shows

>folded up 5$ bill
>10$ bill right there

>garbage bag of old clothes
>"That's a cool $30 bill."

Ahhh you just reminded of how bad my jizz rags smells

Dumpster Divers

...

Garage Sale Kangs

>rusty spoon
>that's a $50 bill right dere

Who Can Yell Loudest

Yearp!

ZERO ZERO ONE

>it's a dave tricks jarod into bidding on a unit full of shit again episode

>it's a jared's wife is so goddamn hot jesus how did a bald spiclet get a chick like that episode

>it's a Brandi angrily pegs Jarod once they get home, for losing a shitload of money episode

>Yeah I'm looking to get 1000$ out of this antique
>how does 100 bux sound?

How many hours are in a week Cred Forums? if we add up all that money darrell is getting, how much do we end up with?

>it's a barry sucks brandi's fat giblets in his Oscar Myer hotgdog van while jarrod goes through a bag of fingernail clippings

And they're always jonesing for pills so they take the cash.

Bout three fiddy

Those Supertroopers Blu-Rays are the big money.

>jonesing for pills
Gambling money usually.

>it's a chumlee destroys a priceless antique and gets held down and fucked by the old mans limp senile burnt sausage episode

They're not married, so I assume they're in an open relationship. She probably throws him a pity fuck every couple months.

>it's a Chumlee goes to prison and is brutally sodomized by the other inmates episode

I want to see this episode.

>it's a chumlees girlfriend who has the bodytype of a wooden plank starts working at the shop until she gets fired for being a whore episode

We all do.

>A cracked flask filled with piss
>that's a $15 dollar bill if I ever seen it

>It's a Old Man shits his pants and Rick forces Chumlee to clean it up episode

>a dirty nintendo with no cords
>OMG its rare and vintage and etc.

>with his tounge

It was the first Nintendo DS ever built though.

>a mint Luger and bones from a small jewish child
>cool $1488 right there

But unfortunately it doesn't turn on.

>dirty lawn mower
>MONEY !

It was an impressive fuckup because the first NES ever made sold for $10,000 not long before that episode was filmed but what they found was an NES Model 1 of which only 30 million were ever made

>a walmart dvd player that the casing is not screwed to anymore
>thats 50bucks all day

Ohhh, Jarod....

>stack of old magazines
>'these are always good sellers'

waiting rooms pay mad cash for stacks of zines

the guy who thought he found the rare Nintendo committed suicide.

Underrated

I love watching storage wars. I find is a great show to watch near Halloween because of the scary lockers, and Barry's skeleton gloves.

kek/10

Why are all the episodes without Dave really shit?

Heh

you mean without Barry

Post Brandi nude pics

Are you referring to the holy grail of video game collectors, the near-extinct, incredibly rare, e-bay auction away, standard shipping, 5-7 business days to your doorstep, ancient relic last seen in the 20th century, classic Nintendo Entertainment System?

youtube.com/watch?v=95eUhuR8_ps

It's funny because he killed himself later.

>$5000 storage locker full of printer paper
>this ought a bring some attention to my thrift store

>tfw Brandi Passant used to be a stripper and there are pictures out there to be seen

>it's a brandi whips out her fat tits for everyone so jarod could sneak in a bid episode

>Brandi Passant
I'm sure that like 50% of girls in reality shows used to be a stripper

I wish there could be a fappening, but not Hollywood a-stars, but shitty d-list reality tv stars.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storage_Wars#Lawsuits

>In December 2012, Dave Hester filed a lawsuit against A&E and Original Productions, claiming that the producers staged entire units, planted items in lockers after having them appraised weeks in advance, and funneled cash to weaker teams to buy lockers that they could not have otherwise afforded. The suit claims that Hester and other cast members met with network officials to express concerns that those actions were in violation of federal law[40] intended to prevent viewers from being deceived when watching a show involving intellectual skills

Stop teasing y'all are there really miss Brandi nudes out there?

Yes.

It was Barry Manilow's jizz rag

>it's a Barry buys a shitty locker and spends the rest of the episode with some 80 year old magician cult leader with a 30 year old goth wife in a house that smells like the plastic masks in Halloween stores episode

That's the wow factor.

link it nigga

>not using kleenex
>not using a jerk sock

its like you dont basement dwell

total kek

>YEAH Dave is just a total joke I'm going to show him how it's done
>I'm going to bid Dave out and make a fool of him everyone
>I'm gonna kill you Dave
>Get rekt by Dave during bidding
>No more talk about Dave
All of them (except Dave) every time.

sauce?

Post your Storage-fu

Dibs

Spic wars you dumb fuck

YYUUUUUPPP

YYUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP

Action comics #1, 10 dollar bill right there

You make it sound like he killed himself over the Nintendo and not his drug addiction